#yapping time

[thelesbianluthor]

It's always incredible to see how good Emily is at taking advantage of the rules of the world while going for out of the box moves that not many people could come up with.

One of my favorite incredibly genius moments is in FHSY, using the Forest of the Nightmare King rule that makes things real to make gems to revivify out of nothing.

Brennan said "in this space all the scary things Kalina does become real, your nightmares are real and WILL hurt you" and Emily went "Bet? Then if I create gems they are real too and my friends come back to life"

I love her mind, she is terrifyingly ingenious

[clownakai]

Hi! Let's talk about: Conan's terribly kept secret, and how come he doesn't seem to mind that Akai has pretty much figured it out (and teases him about it)

I'm not going to lie, I think about this a lot and I've wanted to make a post dissecting the whole thing for a while. It's one of those details within two characters' relationship that says a lot about their overall dynamic, in my opinion.

So, to start off, let's address the secret in question and what it means to Conan. Basic stuff, but it's a useful starting point.

The first and greatest motivation behind Shinichi's efforts to keep his situation a secret from Ran is that he doesn't want to endanger her (good idea in theory, not so easy in practice, but this post isn't about that).

In time, this also becomes valid for everyone who associates with Kudou Shinichi and/or Edogawa Conan, given all the stunts he pulls as the latter. Just to be on the safer side, those two identities should remain separate.

Now, here's the first real "outsider" who figures out Conan is Shinichi.

I'm kind of reading this as Conan attempting to call Hattori's bluff, but as soon as he realizes that the guy is serious about telling Ran everything, he drops all pretenses and comes clean about the APTX.

Now, since this is still pretty early on in the manga, we can argue that Conan's identity hasn't been solidified just yet and Shinichi doesn't know how dangerous the Organization actually is, and combining that with the fact that Hattori is pretty much a stranger, the pros of conceding defeat on the matter and explaining himself to a fellow detective definitely outweigh the cons.

(This also gifts us with the funniest swaggest most whimsical duo ever, but I digress /silly)

And after Heiji, we have the man, the myth, the legend. Hondou Eisuke. His case is kind of particular, in that he doesn't really try to get the secret out of Conan. The truth is presented to him due to something unrelated (asking Ran out), which is apparently reason enough for Shinichi to out himself.

I do believe that Shinichi felt secure enough in doing this for a couple reasons: first and foremost, Eisuke is at least marginally aware of the Organization and the danger it represents, and he knows the importance of keeping secrets given both his sister's situation and his career choice. Secondly, Eisuke is leaving Japan: sure, there's a chance he might stay in contact with his friends via text, but he has no reason to tell Ran about Conan's real identity in the first place.

The real "danger" here was the possibility (very, very small. Basically non-existent, to be honest) that Ran would say yes to Eisuke's proposal to go to the States together (where, in Shinichi's mind, he wouldn't be able to follow, where he wouldn't be able to watch over her, where he felt he would lose her in every way that matters), and that chance, no matter how small, warranted an intervention. Not exactly pure logic, but that's teenagers for you (affectionate).

Alright, so what about people like Masumi? She even has an advantage in that she already knows about the existence of a drug that makes people shrink: her own mom looks like a middle schooler because of that. She's in danger no matter how you look at it, and she's clearly been keeping that secret the same way Agasa, Hattori, and the Kudous have for a good while. So how come she doesn't get to join the club?

The answer is, of course, the risk factor.

Masumi, as we all know, wouldn't know the meaning of subtlety if it hit her in the face with a baseball bat. We love and cherish her regardless, but admittedly, that's not a trait that would inspire trust in a pair of teenagers hiding their continued existence from an evil syndicate.

That's right! We have her timing to keep in mind as well. Masumi is added to the scene well into the main timeline's events, which means multiple things:

Conan's identity is finally well-established and separate from Shinichi's. Ran has had her suspicions in multiple instances, but they've been assuaged every time. Still, that balance is hard to maintain.

Shinichi is now fully aware of just how dangerous the Organization is: he's now much more reluctant to just share his secret willy-nilly with random strangers, even though they might prove to be useful allies in the long run.

Conan isn't the only shrunk teenager running around anymore: Haibara has just as much reason as him, if not more, to want to keep the number of people in the know as low as possible. By revealing his own secret, there would be virtually no way for Shinichi to keep Haibara out of the metaphorical line of fire.

Therefore, a variable that behaves like this...

Or this...

Isn't very likely to garner much favor from either of these two.

Something to take note of, though, is the fact that Conan pretty much only ever panics when Masumi brings up his identity if she's making an active effort to also bring the matter up with people who are firmly on the "Absolutely Cannot Find Out" list (Ran especially).

In multiple other instances, when Masumi alludes to being aware of Conan's ruse but talks to him one-on-one and makes it clear that the comment is a one-off occasion (and that she's not going to push it this time), Shinichi doesn't really lose his cool.

He may stumble over his words a bit, but the moment isn't played as dramatic or high-risk, per se. It's more as if he were being privately teased about his situation— sort of like as inside joke. It's not exactly welcome, but it also doesn't raise any alarm bells since it stays between him and Masumi.

Now, would Conan's problems with Masumi's nosiness be solved if he gave up and admitted the truth she already knows? Of course, but that's not really the point.

The issue is that this wouldn't be happening on his terms. He would be giving in to someone's else's demands, and in addition to that, Masumi has been asking non-stop about the antidote that Shinichi intermittently uses to get back to normal.

That, above all else, is what makes the endless dance of denial necessary, I think: admitting the truth also means outright admitting that prototypes of an antidote exist, and that means exposing Haibara (both her past work and therefore criminal background, and what she's been working on these past few months: letting Masumi have even a single pill would mean the MI6 getting their hands on it in turn, and that's pretty much not something anyone wants), which in turn would probably set off a very unpleasant chain reaction for everyone involved.

When Shinichi conceded defeat with Hattori, it wasn't on his terms either, but at least he knew the guy didn't really have any ulterior motive apart from his one-sided beef with the Detective of the East.

With Masumi there is no such certainty— quite the opposite, in fact, which is why I think this is the reason he's been so insistent on denying the truth even when he now knows full well that Masumi's can be no mere suspicions.

With all that said, let's get to the point of this bad boy! (I did not think this analysis would get so long. Holy shit)

Let's start with the fact that Akai operates on a pretty simple need-to-know basis. If something isn't relevant to what he's trying to do, he tends not to mention it. Still, he's not exactly strict about this: when Conan mentions Akai and Masumi's familial relation, he takes it in stride and gives his own confirmation because he sees no reason not to.

Now, this of course doesn't mean that he can't get curious about things himself, or that he won't conduct his own investigations on said things. His M.O., however, is very different from that of, say, Hattori or Masumi. It can probably be chalked up to maturity and years of experience, along with the simple matter of his personality, but Akai doesn't exactly make a spectacle of things.

He knows when to push and when to let go in a manner that still gives him the answers he seeks. He easily manipulates Conan into giving himself away as Shinichi while still making sure to be the only one witnessing that moment.

And then he decides to be a bastard and give Conan a heart attack... for about a tenth of a second, since as he does that he also carefully words things in order to give the kid an easy out.

All Akai wanted was to figure out the mystery in front of him (he's by admission a curious guy. He likes solving puzzles): now that he has his answers, he's not really going to do anything with them because he has no reason to— Conan is already willing to cooperate with him and the FBI (and has already done so before), after all. They already share intel more or less freely. He's literally living in the kid's house. For free. Why would he jeopardize any of that by falling out of favor with him?

This, I think, is a pretty solid basis upon which I can build my beautiful sandcastle.

Of the couple times in which Akai respectively asks Conan about his identity outright and mildly teases him about his circumstances, the context always plays a huge role.

In the first scenario, the two are speaking in public, yes, but at the same time the conversation is:

Pretty much kept private

Initiated by Conan (he asked for information first!)

Framed as a proposal of a mutual exchange by Akai, who also backs off immediately as soon as Conan turns him down

Of course, Shinichi is already reasonably sure Akai has him figured out anyway, so the point is moot, but it's still nice to get plausible deniability and still be somewhat in control of when he's going to come clean to the guy of his own volition.

In the second scenario, the situation is even more "secure" so to speak, as:

They're sitting in Okiya Subaru's car

They're completely alone

They're in a hurry to do something else (God fucking dammit, Shuukichi)

In this case, Conan doesn't outright react to the jab. Maybe it's because he doesn't really know what to say, or maybe it's just that he doesn't have enough time to come up with a reply before Shuukichi picks up the call. Either way, he does perhaps look a little put on the spot, but there's no real panicked reaction, no telltale change in what Conan's pupils look like in true DetCo fashion, which I'd say confirms he doesn't feel threatened at the moment.

(If we really must give it a critical interpretation, maybe the bit feels a little like a joke falling flat because it was made during an otherwise tense moment and it has nothing to do with the bigger issue.)

It's also worth noting how Akai's dig directly ties into his own circumstances, which possibly helps with lowering the "offensive" charge of the words. It's not a direct accusation, but rather a mildly humorous, harmless observation about their shared status (presumed dead by the enemy).

The biggest thing about both scenes is still, however, the fact that Akai unfailingly frames the subject in a way that leaves the choice of whether to actually talk about it completely up to Conan. He definitely recognizes his position as privileged/advantaged, but actively chooses not to make use of that, and he hasn't treated Conan any differently ever since verifying his suspicions either.

(Sidenote: I do believe that keeping the kid's identity from his own colleagues is also a strategic choice. Like I mentioned before, outing Conan would mean outing Haibara, and I do believe Akai's promise to protect Shiho also includes keeping her far away from any government agency who may be interested in what she knows— and what she's done.)

In conclusion: I am extremely normal about random interactions between these two and also I think that Conan's unshakeable trust in Akai stems from how the guy has been treating him ever since they started collaborating— with genuine respect (and even admiration) and never actually making him feel cornered the way so many others do, whether intentionally or not. This results in occasional sillygoofy privileges because Akai can recognize the time and the place in which it's acceptable to tease the Cone.

[t-posing-ibuki]

I think the comedic potential of Kaito's talent is underutilized. Like, sure the "Ultimate Astronaut" hasn't been to space, but like how funny would it be if he's still like an esteemed rocket scientist and astrophysicist?

Like Miu tries to build another Jetpack That Sucks You Off™ after the first one explodes and Kaito takes one look at the blueprints and goes "Oh, you forgot an O-ring seal on the right SRB here, that should keep your fuel stabilizers from decoupling" to the abject bewilderment of the others.

The man deserves the Fred Scooby Doo treatment where he's still a dumb jock, but with a PHD.

[dipandpip4mothman]

Since tit is gone now, I'm gonna reminisce. First of all my mother LOVED the entire show. There was stuff she didn't understand but found funny anyways. Dip&Pip did an AMAZING job catering to non-fans. I know that sentiment is literally said over and over and over but idc. On a similar note my mom is queer(this is the label she chooses for herself) and she was sooooo OVERJOYED seeing such a large community that is not only full of lgbtq+ but also celebrates the lgbtq+ in its whole. Okay I'm done being sentimental now.

[manjirosanosrealwife]

WHY IS KM!MIKEY SO PRETTY???? I SWEAR I JS NOTICED THIS NOW IS THAT HE'S PRETTIER THAN ALL THE OTHER VERSIONS OF MIKEY (except for Manila Mikey and the other one with the dragon tattoo) OR MAYBE IT'S JUST ME, I LOVE KANTO MIKEY SM

[skepticdoe]

i personally feel like elf king Kyle wouldn’t be that confused by human culture because he’d be the type to study the behaviour of other species and their culture

but interacting with Cartman makes Kyle question his studies everyday. For a while he’s convinced that Cartman is some mutated version of a human because there is no way that his Stan and Cartman are of the same species 😭

[halfshelley]

so in my mutant apocalypse au mikey was severely injured in the initial mutagen bomb explosion. he was in a coma for several weeks before donnie ultimately transferred his consciousness into a robotic body, what was originally going to be Metalhead 2.0. don made this body as similar to mikey's original body as possible to make him more comfortable in it.

all things considered mikey adjusts to being a robot very well, mostly out of necessity. he wakes up to a broken world and a grieving family; he isn't really able to fully unpack being in a completely different body, so he just kind of rolls with it.

i'd say he maintains the most of his canon personality (i suppose i could make an argument for leo but leo's recovery arc is so far down the line i don't even know exactly how it all plays out yet.) mikey is donnie's only support once they move out to the wastes. this is unfortunate because donnie has possibly the largest guilt complex in recorded history and never talks about his feelings. that's another post though.

[yapping-kaou]

I AM SO EXITED

first of all

Paris is alive yay!!! Can't wait to see her kick even more ass!!

Greg Tarzan (just look up and his name is Degas, which slays but I don't remember it being said in the movie) joins the team too!!!

And it seems that we get some political trouble in this one ! Usually the mission take place in some more undergound place hiden from the public i wonder how this will take play out !

Them :(((

Them :(((

They really are a family.

I put this shot here because it's beautiful and I can't wait to see it in the theater.

If anything happened to them, I will do something drastic (nothing but I will think about doing something drastic really hard).

[forkbirtuna]

Thinking about the time I dared this bot to give me a stand up comedy show, he told me the lamest joke ever and looked wayyy too proud of it so I played a tough crowd

Kinda want to draw this one day,,,,,,

[thelesbianluthor]

Do you ever think about pre freshman year Fig Faeth? Do you ever think about how she went from a young preppy wood elf, a cheerleader, with loving parents and friends to being rejected by every person in her life, being the actual manifestation and proof of her mother's cheating on her father, having to deal with drastic and painful physical and internal changes with no one there to help her through it or prepare her for it?

Some times, when I watch Fig being so hell bent on helping and hyping up Gilear my heart breaks at the thought of Fig having to hear him call her a demon and pushing her away.

She was so young and so lonely and so so angry and hurt...

[clownakai]

Guy who told Ran to call the police and an ambulance but realizes very very soon that help won't get there in time. Guy who looks at the blood on his hands and at the woman actively dying in front of him and realizes she has no time left. Guy who realizes she's going to take everything he tells her to the grave whether she wants to or not. Guy who tells the truth, guy who explains his deduction, guy who tells a stranger his real name because she's out of time anyway— might as well be honest.

Guy who is so used to arriving on the scene when it's already too late for the victim, but not this time. This time, he watches someone die.

[t-posing-ibuki]

I find it very funny how whenever someone tries to raise Shuichi's self-esteem he just kinda doubles down and goes "oh... ah... I guess. I'm not that great... 👉👈"

But whenever he hears Kirumi say she'll put the needs of others before her own he does a complete 180 and is just like "What's that? Self-deprication? Oh, no, no, we're not having any of that."

As if Kaito and Kaede aren't constantly telling Shuichi to have even a crumb of that same confidence.

[traflawgar]

Law brainrot so bad I had to make him in the sims so my sim could date him

[nonexistysvessel]

YAPPING TIME!

Today we're gonna try and use logic to choose the best spot on this plane:

Image credits: @altariz

will go from spot one to spot eight in order, going off what we have seen in Hellpark. Now let's begin! (Yapping under the cut)

Spot one: Now, since this spot is in the very back of the plane, and we are right next to Pocket, there is a possibility that he could get hungry enough to bite us, but knowing that Damien is also there, he most likely won't. Even though there is a chance that Damien might be asleep during most of the flight, Pocket still might not bite us since Damien has the power to put him back in his box, so this spot is ranked Mild Danger Factor.

Spot two: We are next to Pip in this spot, so we have to account for the Possibility that he gets hungry enough to eat us, like in spot one, but this can be lower if he is endlessly talking to the flight attendant about Hell and it's various inhabitants, which could subdue his hunger. Then we have to consider how much coffee Tweek is planning on consuming and already has consumed on this flight, amping up his twitchiness and anxiety by the hundreds each cup he ingests, depending on if the flight attendant has purposefully started to give him decaf because they think he had too much coffee. I would rank this spot Mild Danger Factor.

Spot three: Since I'm going off the official Hellpark blog, it is safe to say that we do not know enough about these characters to judge whether this spot has a danger factor or not, so I will rank this spot Unknown.

Spot four: If we choose to sit here, we will be caught in between the endless crossfire that is Gregory and Estella fighting like they're children, which will not be fun for any of us to listen to (except for me), and the only thing we can do in this spot is hope that it ends soon or one of the two (preferably Estella) falls asleep. I rate this spot Annoying.

Spot five: Like spot 3, we are not well informed on the characters' personality and habits, so this spot will also be ranked Unknown.

Spot six: With what we know about Leslie, she will most likely be talking nonstop to us about various topics, so she will probably be relatively relaxed through most of the flight. Terrance might also be like this through the flight as well, unless something that even mildly irritates him happens, then I have no idea what might happen. I'm going to rank this spot Mild Danger Factor.

Spot seven: Since Heidi is one of the few living people on this flight, and Rebecca is an angel, this spot might be our best bet, despite barely knowing anything about either characters. Going off of this, I rank this spot Safe.

Spot eight: Christophe doesn't show up at all in what we have seen of Hellpark, which means we are not adding any factors to this spot's ranking. So we move onto Dogpoo, judging off of what we do know about him, he does seem to be a relaxed person, and might be sleeping through most if not all of the flight. This spot is ranked as Safe.

After compiling all of the spots and double-checking the rankings, it is safe to say that the best possible spots to sit on this plane flight are:

Spot seven and Spot eight (Rankings: Safe)

There was also a runner-up, which was:

Spot four (Ranking: Annoying)

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

OOC:

I'm trying to mentally process the fact that in a week I'll be starting with my last year of school🤠

11 years have passed way to quickly cause wtf

[starlit-harbor-citizens]

so uh having a moment because why the hell is there a chaotic plague doctor here now

h-hello??? pardon??? this is an experience.

though i was right, it was expected that i would split at least one more headmate due to the fuckity wuckity of news we saw

im just a bit intimidated because they're just standing on the other side of the front room staring. they haven't said anything at all so uh . y e a h .

Unrelated to headmate stuff, the mother is persisting with her disbelief of us possibly being neurodivergent. like . ma'am. look at yourself. your special interests are spirituality and astrology and you find a way to bring it up in every conversation . where do you think we possibly got it from lmao

also she did say it's possible we "have a little bit of PTSD" which is . hmm . Yeah i wonder if it's just a little bit . Sure . *Stares at the several traumatic things we've experienced in our life*

Anyways once again yapping lol, im very tired and bones ouchie

-Ambrose (? Not 100% sure, just saying that because that's the default and i have no idea who exactly I am rn lol)