#all the puns

[19silvermirrors]

Qijiu discovering the rule of thumb😏

[handsofred]

I want a Derek who still lived in New York for a while before returning to Beacon Hill's, who while in NYC, he learned how to bake and create cakes and once he returned to BH, opens up his own cake/bakery shop and creates custom made cakes for people as well as every day cookies and cupcakes and other yummy goodness.

Maybe Stiles is someone who owns a coffee shop or even a milkshake shop across the street from Derek's Bakes' (or whatever other punny name....same with Stiles' place. (you shake it, we make it) but yeah, he would totally drape himself across the front counter, just staring across the street at this grumpy looking guy who looks like he could bench press Stiles twice...no triple times over. But instead, he sees him baking away, mixing and measuring things out because the bakery is totally that type where there's a small kitchen behind the counter as well as the one out back for the custom cakes because lets face it, despite the bright colours and the cute unicorn cakes and woodland animal cakes that Derek makes for birthdays and etc...he totally makes exotic cakes as well for hen do's and stag nights and just...well for anyone who wants a dirty cake.

I can see maybe Stiles and Derek clashes at first, I can see Erica working for Stiles and Boyd working for Derek and they start hanging out and then dating which brings the boys together...but then someone mentions that they should do a deal...maybe Derek could offer cookies and if someone brought so many, they get a money off voucher for one of Stiles' milkshakes or vice versa....which they reluctantly agree too.

cue this to them actually spending time with each other and Stiles spending time in the back kitchen with Derek when he's baking and one day he walks in while Derek is sculpting a dick cake for a hens party and just blanks. (blue screen of death) His mind just stops at seeing the way Derek's hands spreads the buttercream or is decorating the fine details on this cake cock.

Anyway...time moves on and I can see them ending up dating and everything and just being so cute together that it makes everyone gags. but I can see maybe one day in the future, they end up moving in together and things happen and Derek makes another cake and it's in the fridge at their home or in the shop, maybe Derek and Stiles ends up opening a store together to combine their stores and it's a grand opening or after.

but yeah, I can see that all their friends are there after hours, just enjoying themselves and laughing and joking around. I can see that maybe someone brings out the cock cake and people are enjoying it and Jackson mentions something to Stiles and he replies snarkly so Jackson says something along the lines of sucking his cock.

Stiles would just get this all knowing smirk on his face and asks how Jackson is enjoying the cake and Jackson shrugging and saying that it is good and Stiles just nodding which has Jackson raising his brow before asking what that look means.

And Stiles would just shrug and say that while he would never suck Jackson's cock, that he loves that Jackson loves Stiles' own cock.

cause I can see the cock cake that Derek made was totally modelled from Stiles' cock and Jackson just blanches and everyone is silent before busting out in to laughter.

[thewhetherman]

Kant-ent

[dontyoulistentome]

Have any of the poor souls forced off twiiter made any 'my toxic eX' jokes yet?

[adapperblob]

We arive in the bug crabapple and get roped into a treasure hunt that definitely is real and absolutely not nonsense!

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[thatfandomshit]

My main takeaway from the Agatha All Along finale is that Kathryn Hahn will be cracking jokes over Joe Locke’s shoulder for the entirety of Young Avengers and I could not be happier

[murasaki-cha]

Honestly Wade and Logan could have kissed on the mouth and I would have just gone "Eh not the gayest thing they've done so far"

[gemsandjunk]

sanders sides in its current state is so funny. new content is released fairly regularly but also there hasn't been an official update in nearly four years and I don't think anyone even believes the s2 finale exists. It was originally just a series of sketches about hehe what if your personality traits were people and now everyone is emotionally repressed and beefing with each other 25/8. Its made by one of the biggest ex-viners online. It is a man talking to himself in his apartment. the biggest source of fan speculation is the colour orange

[khywren]

Happy Fangs-giving! 🦇

[bixels]

The Piedra sisters.

Born and raised in a small mining town in New Mexico. Calida and María Molina have stayed behind to support their parents while Rosita and Madelina have gone off to pursue their dreams. Madelina recently obtained her Ph.D. in geology from Las Cruces College. Rosita works as a baking apprentice and entertainer in Ponyville, Nebraska. Madelina is the eldest, Calida the middle child, and Rosita and María Molina (non-identical) twins.

[markscherz]

BOOPHIS SNOOT!

Specifically, an undescribed Boophis from the B. goudotii species group that I discovered in 2015/2016.

[spaceorphan18]

A little sunflower joking that a bee might pollenate her.

A little sunflower being pollenated by said bee.

[tintin-official]

the truth you all don't want to admit is that in the mlp universe jesus christ did exist and he became a carpenter because of his cutiemark that was two planks and some nails and only right before the end did he figure out he had gotten it all mixed up

[lucyllawless]

#rio protecting her wife