#ahhh okay im so ready to do this my dudes !!!

[sweetteainthesummerx]

THE LOVE LASTS SO LONG

Ollie Bearman and his girlfriend turned wife, as seen from social media and the public. 

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reader has a name and a no fc, but is portrayed as East Asian :) No warnings, probably going to have multiple parts :) ALSO NO HATE TO MACE CORONEL I literally searched up young actors and he popped up AND no hate to ollie and Estelle's relationship I just wanted to write for fun. pls be kind this is baby's first Tumblr post also someone pls help me how do I make my blog aesthetic

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E-news!

TRENDING NOW

AUBREY YANG WINS OSCAR AT AGE 17

Aubrey Yang, age 17, wins Best Supporting Actress in break out role on blockbuster movie, Station 13. This young star has been acting since the age of 7, landing roles such in which she worked with household names like Michelle Yeoh and Robin Williams. Her astounding and emotional performance as a newly orphaned teen in the apocalypse adjacent Morgan Freeman has secured her spot in this tumultuous industry. In her acceptance speech, Yang delivered an impactful critique on Asian presence in Western Media and how her win is “ not just [hers], but for all of us”. 

Yang is set to star in upcoming movie, White Jade Tiger, a historical film based on the book of the same name, directed by John M. Chu next fall. 

See below for Audrey Yang’s Acceptance Speech I 2024 Academy Awards. 

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aubreyyang Wow. I am still in absolute shock. Thank you so much to everyone who supported me and helped make this happen. Here’s to more change and more love in the future! 

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morganfreeman well done, and well deserved Aubrey. It was an honor seeing your incredible talent and hard work. 

— aubreyyang thank you so much for guiding me and imparting your wisdom!! I love you on set dad!

michelleyeoh_official They grow up so fast…proud of you, Aubrey!

— aubreyyang MICHELLE MY HERO

dior.n.goodjohn MY QUEEN YOUVE SLAYED TOO HARD IM AFRAID

— aubreyyang AHHH MY GF VAN TRIP WHEN???

user dior and aubrey are friends???

user2 yes they’re both from vancouver their friendship is so cute 

macecoronel ❤️

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sabrinacarpenter girlboss

aubreyyang SABBB my lover

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olliebearman Spring break, ready to get back on (the) track 😁

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celebgossipnews_page Aubrey Yang has won an Oscar: but is she winning in the love department? The actress was seen arguing with long-term boyfriend, Mace Coronel in front of Nobu Downtown last Friday night, at 9:00 pm. She left the restaurant in tears, without Coronel. Could this power couple break up at the height of Yang’s career?

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user1 dude I hate him sm like wdym u pulled Aubrey, the baddest baddie out there

— user2 fr man is washed up

aubreyyyfanpage girl stand up that man is not worth it LEAVE HIM

— yang4eva WORDD miss ma’am he does not deserve u ONE CHANCE PLS

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aubberieyaang as liv once said, its brutal out here 

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celine_diorr NAH NO WAY LIL BRO CHEATED ON U LIKE WDYM

celine_diorr WHEN I CATCH U BRO WHEN I CATCH U

liv_laugh_love girl are r u ok u know its bad when ur quoting me

— aubberieyaang I can’t help it I start singing one step forward three steps back whenever I start crying

chuck_bushes do u want me and walker to go beat him up

— celine_diorr YO I want in

— aryannawhatrudoinghere me too

— walkdontrun pulling up to his house rn

— leeahh_j AUBREY I LOVE YOU DONT CRY

— aubberieyaang AW I LOVE U GUYS

dallastexas dude how r u showing up to set and pretending to be okay

dallastexas im gonna grab food and come over to urs

— aubberieyaang PLS. Also water im so dehydrated

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[beaniiekidd]

since i have no one to talk with about Arcane here’s my rant for Act 2, it’s very long and it definitely contains spoilers, it also contains shitty grammar (:

* I don’t wanna talk about Maddie and Caitlyn

* I do however want to talk about how attractive caitlyn is this act because goddamn

* WHY IS ISHA SO CUTE IN THE SCENE WITH HER, JINX AND THE BUGS MY HEART CSNT TAKE IT

* Jinx trying to flip Sevika off but getting frustrated cause it’s the finger she lost was adorable

* Jinxers.. that’s it.. that’s the comment

* I just keep thinking about how much it affected Jinx when Isha was taken in.. And now.. I can’t imagine how Jinx is going to react or what it’s going to do to her

* “What’s wrong with my pants?”

* Poor Jinx just needs a good ol pat on the back, or a fucking hug bro. her reaction to everyone grabbing her shoulder hurt

* ISHA’s LITTLE (what sounds like)“mama” WHEN SEVIKA IS TAKING HER AWAY ALSO TORE MY HEART INTO PIECES

* VANDERRR HIM SEEING JINX AS POWDER )):

* THIS ACT JUST HURTS ALL AROUND

* The fact that it’s the same dude that Vi fought last season is so fucking funny, he just can’t escape her

* AHHH THE SISTERS ARE BACK TOGETHER THIS IS ALL IVE WANTED

* Jinx writing her name under her cheek like her sister )))))): but also her doing it backwards is so funny

* I SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN CAITLYN LOOKS DAMN GOOD THIS ACT, the middle part really works for her

* Jinx please don’t pick up random shit in mines and eat it

* THE SLAP THE LIGHTS A MASTERPIECE

* I was so glad to see Mel but where tf are Ekko and Heimerdinger?

* Vi wanting to comfort Jinx, hesitating and then not doing it just cidjrnicfk wtf netflix?

* JAJDKEK VI PROTECTING JINX AND ISHA

* THE HUG AKFKKEKR I HAVE NO WORDS

* JINX’S CUP THEIR MOM VANDER NAMING VI SO MUCH HAPPENED AT ONCE

* “He’s your dad too.” IM IN TEARS

* ISHA JOINING THEFAMILY HUG I CANT DO THIS SHIT

* Jayce looks like he’s seen some shit

* gay jesus that you?

* BACK TO MY EARLIER QUESTION WHERE TF ARE EKKO AND HEIMERDINGER ?

* Isha being protective of Vander and taking care of him is so cute ahhhhh Im not ready for this

* “I have one condition” “looks like you’ve got a couple” akkdkdkd jinx you can’t say shit like that

* this show is just so beautifully done, the art, the soundtrack, the story it’s all just beautiful

* AHHH “what if WE stayed?” WHILE SHR LOOKs OVER AT ISHA AND TALKS TO JINX

* “Mongoose”

* CUPCAKE I MISSED THEM CAITLYNS EYES WHEN VI SAYS IT

* “ever since you dropped into my life, it’s like i put on glasses. except i can’t trll whether everything’s blurry or clear.” What the actual fuck netflix?

* FINALLY THEYRE ALL WORKING TOGETHER ITS ABOUT TIME

* “the one who captured caitlyn’s heart” bitch akcjrkrkf

* the fact that they still trust each other kills me a little

* “Don’t touch my daughter” okay im gonna cry now

* ahhhh their little family

* jayce wtf bro

* we finally get the band back together and you pull this shit? kskfkrk

* I can’t even be happy about caitlyn running to vi’s side

* Jinx is going to blame herself, she’s going to spiral

* i cried again

* Vi protecting Jinx from the blast )):

[lottiepumpkinofficial]

day 3

chap’s 6,7,8

are we ready?

i’m sat drinking literally the best hot chocolate i’ve ever had while reading today so i’ll probably be in a particularly good mood

i need someone who will hug me as enthusiastically as lola

i love lola, she’s so underrated

i kinda want a version of up from anis perspective like that new twilight book. i feel like it would be so interesting to dig into her psyche and what’s going on in her brain, bc we can assume some things once we find out about saskia, but there’s so many little details and things we never fully get to see

this is so random and i’m probably the only person who’d think of this but micky offers lottie a lollipop- presumably a stripy one- and lottie takes it. often lollipop colouring has carmine (bugs) in it, but lottie doesn’t seem fussed so do you think tompkins is entirely vegetarian?

“childhood friends” mmm sure

okay i know lottie not knowing what partizans are is meant to show how out of place she feels, but it kinda also shows that these kids are a little bit out of touch for assuming everyone knows what they are- i mean they’re specifically relevant to rich and important people, and i know at this point they’re all kids but dude it’s lottie’s first day and they’re assuming either everyone knows what they do or that lottie is also rich. maybe im overthinking this

if i could draw i would draw the three house mothers looking like goddesses (like the princesses in she ra style) next to professor croak as a baked bean

also i regularly forget his name because in my head he is straight up just called baked bean man

honestly baked bean man is such a vibe- stands there letting incredible women be incredible and then just smiles and leaves

once again binah is making sure lottie is up to date with info and doesn’t make her feel bad about it. i love all the binahs in the world

“i wonder if i’ll ever meet one” you already have dear lottie

“i know your secret” and boom, we have stepped fully into our story. i love that this comes right at the end of a chapter, particularly a chapter with a lot of just talking and descriptions because it’s like a mini slap in the face to remind you this is not just a story of a girl at a prestigious school

also once again, we have foreshadowing of lottie’s heritage- this time without even the person who wrote it truly knowing. also “the company of wolves” - lottie is in the company of ‘wolves’ without even knowing it at this point ahhh it’s just so clever when you look really deeply

of all the things to choose from the breakfast she grabs a piece of toast? not even a croissant or something that you can still eat on the go??

okay as much as i’m lottie, im also very ms kuma. actually i think connie must have secretly stalked me while writing the books /j

“‘Holy chocolate biscuit!’” best line

ugh maths class flashbacks i’m so glad i never have to do maths classes again

i wanna hear people’s theories about the red dragonfly and the frog. since red is conch- resolute-brave, maybe it’s suggesting lottie’s struggling to be brave

or maybe ani is the “delicate red dragonfly”, and this whole princess business is hurting her

also the dragonfly is on a lily pad, which we now know to be symbolic of lottie and her heritage

“the dragonfly is generally associated with the symbolic meaning of transformation” - googled

so change has come to lottie and it’s been eaten. i suppose on a simpler level it mostly symbolises her struggles with moving to rosewood

anyway, we’ve now got tension on a few levels and it’s starting to amp up a little- ellie has a surprise, there’s the “present”, lottie feels out of place and now people think she’s a princess. once you get to this point in the book you’re not putting it down, from here on out there’s a question for every answer and new threads to follow. we are the dragonfly, and connie glynn is the frog

[totaldramamovies]

Total Drama Movies- Episode 2- Quest to Slay a Dragon

*7 AM, Boris’ alarm rings, but he is already up*

Boris: Ughh….

Andres: No sleep?

Boris: Yeah, this mattress is crap.

*He walks outside, and others slowly walk out over the course of an hour*

Fangxiu: CHARLOTTE, ARE YOU READY TO EAT THE COMPETITION AWAY? 😍

Charlotte: Darling, please stop shouting and we will talk.

Jamil: So! William! What do you think the challenge will be?

William: Uh.. I don’t know. Something movie related I guess.

Jamil: They’re all movie related…

William: Not the last one.

Jamil: Eh, whatever.

Kenny: So… Dominique, babygirl.. 😏😏😏 What genre do you think the challenge will be? Maybe something.. Romantic..? 😏😍

Dominique: I hope not.

Pietro: Yo bro, you think you can beat me next competition?

Roman: Yeah bro! I’m ready to beat you at anything!

Dennis: You do realize you’re on the same team… right?

Chris: CAMPERS! ASSEMBLE! The movie theme this episode is… FANTASY! The challenge is to slaughter a dragon! Mechanical dragon of course, still strong though! The last team to take down their dragon will lose! Don’t worry, you’ll get weapons!

Maxim: WHAT?! A dragon!?

Rajiv: Gosh, that seems so.. so…. Eh, too lazy to think of a word.

*Teams are all put in separate large rooms, and a dragon is in all of them. The dragon shoots random objects through a cannon through the mouth.

*FEARLESS WARRIORS*

Taniyah: *Sees dragon* OH SHII-

*Dragon roars*

Fredrick: NO ONE TOPS THE SIGMA 🍷🗿

*Dragon shoots ball at him*

Fredrick: AHHH! 

Francesca: How are we going to defeat it!?

Leopold: Im pretty sleek, if there was some kind of propulsion to boost me up to the dragon, I could easily get to the heart to stab it!

Cece: LETS THROW HIM!

Fangxiu: YASS 🥰🥰

Leopold: No, no, no NOO!

*All of them grab Leopold, and on the count of 3, they throw him*

Leopold: AAAAAAGHHH!!

*He grabs onto dragon, and climbs to the back with a sword in hand*

Taniyah: Damn, he’s actually doing it!

Francesca: Why he kinda…

Taniyah: Girl no.

*Leopold stabs the dragon and it comes crashing down*

Leopold: AHHHHH!!!

*Leopold groans after falling on top of the dragon*

Francesca: Oh my god! Are you okay?!

Leopold: Yeah! We win!

Chris: AND THE FEARLESS WARRIORS ARE SAFE!

*4TH THING*

Eddy: What do we do!!?

Wyatt: I’ve got a lot of practice in aim from being an MLG PRO GAMER 😈😈 Just give me a knife and I’ll epicly throw it into the dragon!

Sigita: *Throws knife* Why do I feel like this won’t work.

*Wyatt throws knife right into heart, killing it*

Sigita: Wow, it worked! Nice job!

Wyatt: Th-thanks 😳😳 *To himself* Oh my god, a real girl!!😱😱

Eddy: *Looks at Wyatt and Sigita with a mad stare* Erm.. Sigita! Did you know that there are microscopic worms on everyone’s eyebrows? Even your’s! 🤓

Sigita: R-really..? That’s.. disgusting!! I needa vomit now..

Dominique: That was rough, Eddy..

Rajiv: Yeah man, Lmao..

Chris: AND 4TH THING IS SAFE!

*FEROCIOUS MONSTERS*

Bailey: I actually was a dragon a few years ago! I’m only in human form for a few more years! I could communicate with him in dragonese!

Grace: Really? That’s so unique and not like the other girls! 🥰

Eliza: What?! That’s obviously fake!

Grace: Now, now! Bailey isn’t known for lying and isn’t a joke character for lying!

Ines: YES SHE IS! What do you mean??!

Bailey: Grace and I are stealing all the weapons!

Grace: YEAH!

Maxim: Oh no, what do we do?!

Jamil: Relax, dude, there’s 5 of us and 2 of them. If we are up for elimination, we’ll just vote out one of them.

Ines: Guess you’re right. Sucks we can’t show our strength though.

William: Oh well.

*MIGHTY WIZARDS*

Andres: DUDEE! I wanted an easier first challenge bro..

Boris: It’s okay. I’m pretty strong, and I practice archery. I could take this dragon down easily. I just need to-

*Cannonball hits Boris, he falls and goes unconscious*

Roman: NOO! THIRD BRO!! 

Pietro: It’s okay dude, we got ourselves! We’re pretty strong just like him!

Tamia: Yeah, but cam you aim?

Pietro & Roman: What’s an aim?

Tamia: And we lose… Pathetic…

Dennis: Come on Tamia, let’s just go…

Pauline: Wait you guys! I think I might be able to aim! 

Tamia: Really? What makes you think that?

Pauline: I once played a demo version of some game with a bow & arrow!

Dennis: That.. doesn’t sound very promising..

*FEROCIOUS MONSTERS*

Bailey: Hey dragon! I’m actually-

*Dragon shoots a fireball at Bailey, but she holds up the bin of weaponry in front of her, so she is protected. The fireball burns all the weapons*

Grace: NAURR 😔😔😔

*MIGHTY WIZARDS*

Pauline: 

*Pauline gets a bow and arrow and shoots*

Chris: And the last one safe is…

MIGHTY WIZARDS! I’ll see you ferocious monsters on the stage TONIGHT!

Mighty Wizards: YAY PAULINE!

Ines: Well, I just wonder who will get out..

(Elimination Ceremony. The seven up for elimination are:

Bailey, the Compulsive Liar,

Eliza, the Theatre Kid,

Grace, the Preppy,

Ines, the Tough One,

Jamil, the Army Cadet,

Maxim, the Bookworm and

William, the Boring Guy)

Chris: Okay, the votes from you seven have been submitted! If you’re safe, I’ll call your name and give you will get a famous “Golden Chris Award”! The first one safe is..

INES!

Ines: Yes!

MAXIM!

Maxim: Alright!

ELIZA!

Eliza: Phew!

and… JAMIL!

Jamil: Nice!

Chris: Well, we came to a three-way tie between liar, boring, and preppy. Each of you had 2 votes casted against you!

Jamil: WHAT? why? I thought we were all going to vote Bailey!

Ines: Yeah!

Eliza: Wait really? Maxim and I voted Grace!

Maxim: That still doesn’t add up.. Wait. William.. Didn’t we ask you to vote Grace?!

Ines: William! We asked you to vote Bailey!

William: Well, I actually voted Jamil. He said “Whatever” to me and that ticked me off.

Jamil: REALLY?!

Bailey: Lolzies. This team is pathetic. Also I’m the first person to eat arsenic and survive!

Chris: The tiebreaker is… Who can lie the most?

Bailey: I-

Chris: Bailey is safe!

Grace: Im so preppy! 😚

Chris: And Grace is safe! Sorry William, you gotta go!

William: Oh well.

*Silence*

Will Smith Robot: KEEEEEP. MY WIIIIFE’S. NAAAME. OUUUTCHA. FREEEAKING. MOUUTH!!!

*William screams while being slapped*

Chris: Wow, what an emotionless exit. Welp, there’s 26 left! I wonder who will leave next… Theres only one way to find out, and that is to check back in a few days for the next.. TOTAL! DRAMA! MOVIES!

*Later*

Francesca: *Knocks on door to boys’ side of her cabin*

Fredrick: *Opens door* What do you want?

Francesca: Is Leopold here?

Fredrick: Yes. 🍷🗿 He’s hurdled up in the corner.

Leopold: *Rocking back and forth* This man has been insufferable… Oh, hey Francesca! 

Francesca: Leopold!!

Leopold: Oh, you can just call me Leo!

Francesca: Alright! Well, Leo, you wanna hang out after tomorrow’s challenge? Maybe… a date?

Leopold: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod… Yes!! See you then!

Francesca: Really? Eee, I can’t wait! See you then!

*the two hug*

Fredrick: Can you leave?- 🗿

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and that was the second episode! It was short since I had to get it out in a day lmao. I appreciate like the single heart I got, it's not much, but hey, its the first episode. I'll start viewer voting around the 5th episode at this rate, but if I get more support, I can even start viewer voting next episode! Anyway, see you in a few days!

[ask-nyc-boroughs]

100+ Followers Event: Revolution

It’s the beginning of 1775, the province of New York has been an English colony for almost a hundred years now. Prior to that it was a proprietary colony and before part of a Dutch colony by the name of New Netherlands with its largest city being New Amsterdam (now the City of New York). Yet the colonists have grown restless since the end of the French & Indian War due to the heavy presence of the British government and the taxes.

Cities across the 13 have resulted to violence and property damage, especially Boston, but others like the City of New York and her surrounding towns fear the retaliation of the British.

ahhhh hey guys! So it’s been like almost 4 months since I hit 100+! And I’ve been planning this for you So the way this will work, every 2-3 asks a part of the story will be revealed. There are 3 parts to this story! I won’t be answering any non-event related asks until we get to the final part of the story. This is also my first time hosting an event so bear with me, but please send in some asks ! Thanks!!! :D

[disappointed-and-depleted]

Some Of My Favourite Out Of Context One Piece Quotes: Dubbed

Green is for Zoro or Bartolomeo, Red is Luffy or Chopper, Blue is Sanji or Sabo, Purple is Usopp or Brook, Pink is Franky or background characters ie Perona or Buggy, orange and black are also for background characters

"Nobody calls me stupid but me"

"She blew up that funny old man and he was nice so now I hate her 😠"

*casually staring down a dinosaur* "you're a rude son of a bitch" *kicks it*

"Pirates! Or worse, the government!"

"🎶Good evening!✋🎶"

"Well, as per usual I've been kickin ass, and what about you?" "Been kickin ass."

"Hold on a second pirate A (Sanji) Nami isn't a background character like you, its gonna take more then one sorry little bazooka attack to defeat her"

*menacingly* "I love giraffes"

"...wOAh that is lame,"

"SOMEBODY GET ME A LAWYER, THERE'S NO WAY I'M NOT GONNA SUE YOUR ASS OFF FOR THIS!"

"It's a little early to be kissing his ass"

*casually throwing cannon balls* "WE DON'T WANT 'EM, TAKE 'EM BACK!"

"YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS!" "Uh huh!✌✌✌💖"

"You just cook the meat, dont tell us how to eat it"

"Dead men tell no tales" *knows full well of Brook's existence*

*chanting* "FRANKYS NAKED, FRANKYS NAKED"

"WHERE ARE YOU MY FEISTY TRUFFLE!?💖"

"₲₳Ⱨ, ₳ ₮ⱤɆɆ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₴Ø₥Ɇ ØⱠĐ ₲ɆɆⱫɆⱤ'₴ ₣₳₵Ɇ ł₴ ₮Ø₮₳ⱠⱠɎ ₲Ɇ₮₮ł₦₲ ĐⱤɄ₦₭ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₳ ฿Ɇ₳₮ Ʉ₱ Ʉ₦ł₵ØⱤ₦"

"I'm so ashamed, my soul is as twisted as my curly eyebrows"

"Power has nothing to do with it, I just naturally have a negaTIVE PERSONALITYYYYYYYYYYYY"

"I-I don't believe this!" "Usopp actually looks cool for once." "Is his heart really that empty?" (I'm not sure if that's a good thing)

"What the hell is this guy? The Patron Saint of Pessimism?"

"AHHH, WHAT A TERRIBLE SOURCE OF SELF ESTEEM!"

*not so casually catching fire and jumping off a cliff* "NAMI-SWAAAAAAN"

"AAHHHHHH, DONT EAT ME I SWEAR IM ALL BONES"

"NAMI GAVE AWAY SOME OF HER TREASURRREEEE!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!! A STORM MUST BE COMING!"

"H-he wants to see underwear! EVERYONE, SHOW HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR" "Um, I- I don't need to see any man panties, thank you, I- uh- oh W O W."

"He's not stupid, he's Luffy."

"Awe man, I miss when Jinbei was on our side"

"Okay, uh, a sword shouldn't be able to do that... can we please call that thing somthing other then a sword?"

"THANK YOU BUGGY, SEE YOU IN THE AFTER LIFE, I GUESS"

"But wait, these guys are certified badasses,"

"What about child support?" "Put it on my tab" "THIS ISN'T A BAR"

"WHAT IS THIS, A CHILD LABOR SCHEME!?" (I love Sabo so much 😂😂)

"ATTA BOY SATAN"

"Ah, I didn't think you'd be the first," "Oh yeah? Nobody else has shown up? Well damn, I guess they got lost" (SAYS YOU ZORO)

"WHAT'S UP LADIES, IM FRESH OUTTA HELL AND LOOKIN FOR A GOOD TIME!"

"WHOA, DUDE!" "H E S G O T A H A N D I N H I S H A A A A A N D ! ! !"

"Still standing after all that? Maybe you got stronger after all," "Yeah, and your itty bitty baby attacks actually tickle a little now, too bad they still don't hurt as bad as your food hurts my stomach," "WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT!?"

"YOU'RE NOT READY FOR REAL GIRLS YET, SANJI! GO BACK TO YOUR PICTURES AND RELAX!"

"WHO NEEDS BLOOD, I HAVE LUST TO SUSTAIN ME!!"

"𝐀𝐇, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘!"

"And so what if I am? Is it so wrong to want to share in the suffering of my friends? Cold is a state if mind after all! You don't need skin for that!"

*calmly but genuinely* "Resign from the warlords of the sea or go into battle with of the of the four emperors. Obviously he'll pass on both and kill us if he's wise. Yohohohoh- oh I'm scared!"

"Is that why you came down with us, racoon?" "Mhm....... HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING RACOON, I'M A REINDEER JERK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SAID YOU WERE A BIG UGLY RAT WHO EATS GARBAGE- WHAT'S SO FUNNY LUFFY? QUIT LAUGHING!"

"I see, Racoon, so you can understand what animals say," "uh huh, it really comes in handy when we... HEY! COME ON, THERE WAS NO EXCUSE FOR IT THAT TIME!"

"Be extra careful, this is enemy territory," "HEY, ITS NOT AS DARK OVER HERE!" "what did I just tell you, stop yelling!" "Yeah, I hate to say this, but I'm with jerk face on this one," "*disgruntled noises*"

"Oh, so you're okay to be beaten up then,"

"I'mGonnaBeRealHonestWithYouHereSanjiAndGiveYouAHard I. Don't Know But!SayYourPrayersJustToBeSafe,K?"

Also any time someone other than Luffy calls Law "Traffy" is infinatly funny to me cause Dressrosa is super serious then Robin says "But Traffy's plan-" and I'm out of there

"My barrier only works on physical attacks, not verbal ones!"

"You lost me! You sound cool as hell and I still look up to you! Of course, but you lost me!"

"OH NO! MASTER DICKHEAD"

*Brook being eaten alive and no one paying any mind*

[gothamcitytrash]

The Bet

Steph - …

Jason - …

Steph - Truth or Dare?

Jason - oh fuckin finally something to do , erm … dare

Steph - I dare you to be nice to everyone for 24 hours

Jason - Easy

Steph- No snarky comments

Jason - less easy but still doable

Steph - or backhanded compliments

Jason - oh

Steph - no insults either

Jason - wait a sec…

Steph- AND you can’t leave the manor or force people to leave

Jason - ah fuck , nah i got this

Steph - and if you fail , you can’t eat Alfred’s cooking for a month and you have to say i’m better than you BUT if you prevail , i have to say that YOURE better than me … Deal?

Jason - you’re on blondie

——— Jason wonders off to get something to eat and sees Tim practising anime moves in the mirror ———

Jason - … nope , too tempting

—— Jason passes Dick’s room to see him dancing to ABBA in a Wonder Woman halloween costume ——

Jason - i’m fucked

——— Jason makes it to the kitchen and makes himself lunch , Bruce comes to sit down next to him . Jason sees that Bruce is making the ‘Parentface‘ while scrolling on his phone with his index finger

Jason - oh i’m gonna die

Bruce confused - ?!?

——— Jason walks to the door and opens it to see Steph standing there ———

Steph - Whatcha Doin?

Jason - Nothing , i er … i was just getting some fresh air

Steph - sure , i’ll let you quit if you say i’m better than you

Jason backing off - i walked from Ra’s Compound to Gotham City , i can do this and youll never hear that outta my fucking mouth

Steph shouting - YOU DIDNT SAY I WASNT BETTER THAN YOU

——— Jason panicking and sees Duke walking into his room ———

Jason - DUKE

Duke jumping out of his skin - PLEASE DONT HURT ME IM JUST A BOY

Jason - oh thank god , i’m not gonna hurt ya but you gotta help me

Duke befuddled - oh…kay

Jason - i made a bet with Steoh that i could be nice to everyone for the rest of the day

Duke - why? , why would you do that , you can’t go 10 mins without an insult

Jason - i’ve lasted 3 hours so far , and i have 2 hours left but Damian , Babs , Cass and harper are gonna and home soon

Duke - so?

Jason - SO , they’re getting back from the KISS concert

Duke - oh

Jason - yeah fucking oh

Duke - Damian went to a KISS concert?

Jason - he lost a bet to Steph too

Duke - gosh… she’s a menace

— Damian , Babs , Cass and Harper come home —

Jason - … their here

Duke - you have to go downstairs

Jason - i’m scared

Duke - it’s okay , it’s just saying “ you’re better than me steph “

Steph from the vents - thank you duke

Duke terrified - AHHH WHAT THE FRICK

Jason pointing up - she’s in the fuckin vent dude

—— Jason wonders off to the library but hears ——

Cass - Jay!

Jason pretending to be invisible - …

Cass - Jay , the concert was so cool

Harper - yeah it’s was fuckin fun

Babs - even Damian was head banging

Damian - it was a fun activity , the outfits and face paint were a bit much

Jason physically recoils - ….

Harper - makeup

Damian - what did you just say Row

Harper - make-up , it’s makeup

Damian - you’re lying

Babs - she isn’t , technically it’s Bruce’s eyeshadow for patrol

Damian - i’m going to kill you Row

——— Damian stumbles over in his platforms ———

Jason - I CANT FUCKIN DO THIS MAN!!!

Everyone - huh?

Jason turning around slowly - i can’t be nice c not even for 7 stupid fuckin hours… STEPH YOU FUCKIN WIN ALRIGHT , JUST LET ME OUT OF THIS CURSE

Steph dropping down from the ceiling - if you want this to stop , you know what to say

Jason - ah fuck … Steph?

Steph with a shit eating grin on her face - yes?

Jason - you’re better than me

Steph - That was very nice Jason

Jason - so i don’t have to be nice anymore

Steph - pretty much

Jason - oh thank god

———————Jason takes a deep breath——————

Jason - Dick , that wonder woman costume is extremely unflattering and makes you look flatter than Stephs hair in the morning and you can’t sing at all

Dick and Steph - Hey!?!

Jason - Bruce ; you are the crypt keeper and the fact you can stand up without crumbling into a pile of dust is beyond me

Bruce - Watch it

Jason - Tim , pretend and try as you might , you’ll never be Goku and it’s ridiculous that you keep trying , you are a subpar power ranger at best

Tim - harsh but needed

Jason - and now you four , you all look like bruce’s first draft of his batsuit , and Damian , even in platforms you are only 4ft tall AT BEST

Damian - Watch your Tongue Todd

Jason at Harper- this is the first time you’ve ever been able to convince somebody of something because you fuckin suck at lying and it’s embarrassing to watch

Harper - Damn

Jason - Babs… Red hair doesn’t suit you

Babs - Say that again and see what happens jackass

Jason - and finally … Cass

Cass - :)

Jason - yeah i got nothing … phew i didn’t think i could go on much longer

Everyone - Hungry ?

Everyone replying - Yes?

Alfred - Dinners Ready!

Jason - fuck yeah

Steph - whoa whoa , where do you think you’re going?

Jason- to eat?

Steph - did you last until midnight with out being a dick?

Jason - oh no! , no! , no please don’t do this

Steph - Goodbye Jason

Jason falling to his knees like Darth Vader - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[myvillainfam]

My review of XH's Overload!!

First I'll be giving my first thoughts of the song, typing whatever comes to mind. I'll have my actual review right after. This is a long post so if you don't feel like reading everything, I'll be leaving my overall thoughts of the album and a ranking at the very bottom! :)

Zzz..

Oooo groovy!! GUNIL!!! oh~ okay~ is that ode?? damn okAY JUNGSU!! Tralalala bring it back! Yesssss SING THOSE LYRICS LIKE YOU OWN THEM (cuz you technically do) There's the part from the teaser!!! Ahhh it's so good. Very pop rock!!! The rap part! Ode wtf do you mean you don't know what you did? SIR YOU SLAYED MY HEART. I'M BACK ONLINE FEELING LIKE THE AIR~!!! GOING DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO THE CONNECTION~!!! BANANA GIREO GIREO GI~REO GIREOGI(and I can't make out the rest. forgive me I don't know Korean) THATS IT??? wish it was longer TT_TT

Actual review: 10/10

I loved it! I was a bit hesitant when I heard this song in the album teaser because I though it would sound to much like generic pop. But I'm pleasantly surprised! It's very much in the genre of music I listen to, pop rock!! I also felt a Day6 influence, whether or not they actually intended it. This song is wacky and very fun. It gets you ready to party! It's a great start to the album!

Hair Cut

I listen to this from their comeback show case. Unfortunately I did not write down my first thoughts. But here's my review on it:

Definitely leans more to the rock genre but honestly I didn't like it as much as I'd hoped. The bridge was beautiful—the best part in my opinion. I wouldn't be surprised to hear if this song was made with Hello, world! mini album. It has those HW! elements in there. I do like the song but its not the one I'd listen to the most. Score out of ten? 7/10

LUNATIC

As I queue this one, I wanna say that I really like how XH explained this song. It sounded like they really had fun making this track. Here go my stream of thoughts!

Interesting. Beginning notes remind me of a "spooky" song. AHH I wasn't expecting that scream LMAO. low-key scared me. oh okay starting with gaon! I'm enjoying the guitar. oh going slower. building up for the chorus? im still hearing the "spooky" sound lol. Oh! oh! bass drop??? YESSS!!! I'm just keeping it right~! this part really reminds me of the band All Time Low, maybe their For Baltimore song? No, but definitely something off of that album, Don't Panic (btw i really recommend to listen to this album if you haven't. its my favorite ATL one) WOW very emotional bridge! The ending was too abrupt! I expected more! I'm too greedy lol

Actual review: 10/10

I think this is my favorite song off of the album. It's just reminiscent of many rock (read emo) bands I used to listen to. After a few more listens, I don't think its very spooky but it's a song I'd listen to when I'd want to feel badass lol. There's just something about this song that really gets me excited.

Crack in the mirror

LMAO the beginning guitar sound reminded me of the Knight Rider theme song. OH OKAY EXCUSE ME I FEEL ATTACKED. MR LEE YOUR VOICE IS GREAT. GIVE MORE LINES TO JUN HAN HE SOUNDS AMAZING (or is that gaon?? either way damn) okaayyyyy giving some bad boy energy i see yall. AHHHH THE GUITAR REMINDS ME OF BMTH ahhhhh i live for this harder rock!!! GAON YOUR ENGLISH IS SO GOOD i melt every time i hear this man sing in english. he has a good deep voice that is just chefs kiss rewinded just to hear that part again and his voice reminded me of Andy Black. ode also has very fluent intonations in his english. if i didnt know anything about this kband I would have thought that gaon and ode would be the english speakers. OMG THE BRIDGE THESE DUDES REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM

Actual review: 10/10

Another song where i feel badass! This one was hard for me to compare with the rest. I really loved the way it sounded. It goes hard. The vocals in this one are just amazing. I think this one would be one of the songs I would recommend to people that aren't really into Kpop but are willing to give it a try.

Ghost

ANOTHER SPOOKY VIBES ONE. this time its more like scary clown. IM TELLING YOU GAON'S ENGLISH IS HEAVEN. this whistle part has been stuck in my head this WHOLE DAY (since i saw the showcase. the whistle is ADDICTING. i really like the chorus. ode!! i love hearing him rap. THIS SECOND PRECHORUS DAMN. IM BROKEN~! *whistle*

Actual review: 10/10

Ah I don't even know how to properly put this one into words. It's GOOD! There's a tad bit of aggressiveness in this song with a bit of desperation??? Like I said I'm not sure how to explain it. (I'm looking for the translation of the lyrics maybe that will help me) Okay so it seems that I got the interpretation right. I can think of it like a tragic love where the lover dies or the narrator cuts them out because of their toxicity (i'm leaning toward the latter). Anyways it's a very beautiful song. The whistle is what pulls me in with the "i'm broken~" lyrics. It's paired beautifully.

X-MAS

LAST ONE!!! i'm not ready for this album to end. i'm having fun listening.

OKAY I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. UMMMM GAON????? theres a reason this man is my bias wrecker. SPOOKY VIBES IM TELLING YOU oh oh this chorus!!! the prechorus!!! the bass in the second verse!!!!! vibing with this song. JOOYEON THAT BRIDGE WITH JUNGSU. i mean they are the main vocalists for a reason

Actual Review: 8/10

Ah the song where Jungsu said he wanted to play on Christmas. I think it's too creppy to that but it still sounds sort of Christmas-y? This is one of those songs that I don't really know how to feel about it. I guess it kinda has one of those vibes like the Nightmare Before Christmas. It's a "spooky" song but also not at the same time??? It's a good song but idk if I'd rate it top 3.

Overall Thoughts and Ranking:

I really enjoyed this album way more than Hello, world! Their progress from that album to this one is really astonishing. I really did enjoy this album and I've been listening to it on repeat. With that being said, this was a very hard album to rank it tracks mainly because I really got into it after listening them on repeat. It's a solid album. The first track really gets you pumped for the rest of the album that just blows you away. Most of the tracks are really on the same level as each other but if I had to put them into a list of which I liked the best on the first listen it would be this:

Lunatic

Crack in the mirror

Zzz..

Ghost

X-MAS

Hair Cut

I'm not actually satisfied with this ranking mainly because each song has their own uniqueness that shines thru if your listening for different things.

[thebreemationstationyt]

True stories #5: The Infiltration?... I guess..

P.E teacher: alright guys since its the last day od school! Where gonna go outside!

All: cheering*

(Outside)

Me: so dude, what do u wanna do?

Sam: idk.. we haven't played like this in a while! 😅

Me: 😅 yeah..* something catches my eye*

Me: looks* huh?..

Sam: what? What's wrong?

( a long line of elementary kids walking up)

Me: just a line of little kids coming up here 😐

Sam: oh- wait aren't those the girls who chase u alot?.

Me: looks again* ...OH GOD... Q^Q

Sam: PFT..

Me: SAM HIDE ME.. WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING QWQ

Sam: '^'.... ur on ur own- runs*

Me: Ò^ Ó...coward- * LOUD RATTLING NOISE*

Me: O^o

Girl 1: OWO hello..

Me: AHHH- O^o ....

Girl 1: OWO r u ready to die?

Me: o^o umm

Girl 1: owo cause this time..ur screwed..

Me: '^'.. as far as im concerned ur behined there so like u can't rly do anything uwu so nyeh

Girl 1: don't worry.. we will take care of u soon..

Me: we? U and what arm- !- gets pushes into the metal fence and *girl 2 and 3 hold me down*

Me: >^< OW-.. * actually hurt my nose and it kinda bled*

Me: o ^o.. u gotta be kidding me-..

*Girl 2 and 3 are also girls who chase me*

Me: o^o.. Okay.. wtf is going on.. have all of my enemies team up??

Girl 4: jumps the fence* ..yep... grabs pencil* Girl 1: * hands sharpener*

Girl 4: starts sharpening it* ......u have annoyed us for long..enough ...boy..

Me: o^o

Girl 4: but from this day forward uwu... *stops and Pencil IS SUPER SHARP*

Girl 4: owo u will be no more...

Me: O^O OH SHIT..

Girl 4: puts it against my neck* owo any last words?..

Me: O^O .... ( just remembered their like 10)

Me: '^' I think ur class is leaving..

All 4: huh?

Me: gone* Girl 4: looks* W- HEY!!! GET HIM!!!! *all run*

Me: SHIT SHITSHIT SHIT- *uses mommentum to run up across the fence and jumps off and rolls into a crowd of people*

Girl 1: WHERE IS HE?

A bunch of kids playing with basket balls*

me: whistles* '^'.. *does the sonic finger wag thing*

All: 😡 run* Girl 4: gets hit my ball and falls over* AUGH-

Other girls: O ^O areu- girl 4: YES IM FINE JUST GET HIM..

Me: quickly joins my class as they are leaving* looks back* ÕWÕ 🤪🤪🤪🤪

All: GRRRR

Girl 4: WE WILL GET U!!!!-

( they never did lol)

*End*

[nriacc]

OKAY IM READY

1. omg alex is there first thing in the chapter i needed warning AND THEYRE AT HER SPOT AND THEYVE BEEN SPENDING SO MUCH TIEM TOGETHER COULD THIS BE IT????? HE MADE HER ANOTHER SAFE HAVEN AWAY FROM HOME STOP

2. i too would like to know who bestie is dating

3. oh god a letter from matty when he was in rehab is not going to be fun / oh my god he’s going back to the night at the hospital oh my god / ME & YOU TOGETHER SONG TEASE AH / OH MY GOD THIS IS SO MUCH AND ITS STILL JUST THE BEGGING

4. OH okay this is what we’re doing okay uhhhh unexpected really, not too mad about this reunion i mean i have said that i felt like there was some sort of closure needed with matty… / OKAY FINE THIS IS VERY SWEET BUT IM WORRIED ABOUT ALEX OKAY I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM / OKAY I SAY THIS WITH NOTHING BUT LOVE BUT MAN FUCK YOU IM CRYING HE WAS HER FIRST REAL LOVE DUDE // shower sex. yeah… that was hot.

5. OKAY UNEXPECTED A GIRL I GUESS GABY OKAY WASNT EXPECTING THIS OKAY

6. AHHHH OHMYGOD WHATTHE FUCK WHAT NO NO EXCUSE ME!! AM I???!!! HEARING THIS!!! PROPERLY???? YES WHEELS YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM A SHOT OH MY GOD YES MATTY HEALY HAS JUST SAID TO GIVE ALEX TURNER A SHOT HOLY SHIT OH MU GOD IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE IM. LITERALLY GOING TO COMBUST I CANNOT DEAL HOLY FUCK

7. and he’s loved you since i can remember IM IN SHAMBLES YES JUST LET YOURSELF BE HAPPY. WITH ALEX.

8. 2 months have passed 😭😭

9. OH MY GOD ITS THE SCENE OH MY GOD WERE GONNA KNOW WHO IT IS OKAY OKAY EVERYBODY GET READY

10. CHARLIE OH MY GOD OHHH MY GOOOOD

11. please please PLEASE JUST KISSS

12. wait the 🗣🗣🗣 meant matty and wheels talking??? i just figured that out

13. THEY KISSED ITS HAPPENING OHMYGOD LETS GO GIRLS GIDDY UP AND THERES SOMETHING BETWEEN THEM AND SHE WANTS TO RUN WITH IT OHMYGOD IVE WAITED 24 CHAPTERS FOR THIS MOMENT AND I MIGHT DIE RIGHT NOW AND NOT LIVE TO SEE IT COME TRUE

14. IM DYING THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL THEYRE HAPPENING AND THEYRE GRINDING ON A BUNKBED THANK YOU JESUS FOR THIS

15. THEY BOTH FINALLY MADE IT HOME STOP IT NO WAY YOURE SO TRYING TO KILL ME OH MY GOD

THOSE ARE ALL MY THOUGHTS I WILL NOW BE PASSING AWAY AND YES CURLY IS FORGIVEN I CANT EVEN TRY TO BE MAD ANYMORE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AM I FINALLY GETTING MY WHEELS AND ALEX ??? MY HOPES ARE UP WILL THEY BE DESTROYED? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

i seriously truly genuinely loved this so much i can’t believe you wrote that holy shiiiiit

Can I just say your reactions were fucking brilliant and they made me smile sooooo much so thank you for that!! Here we go:

1. I absolutely love the two of them in her spot, it makes me feel all warm and gooey inside 🥺🥺🥺 and legit he made his home her home I can’t 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💜

2. Hahahahaha I hope you liked who he was!!

3. Mate how saddddd was the letter😭/ the hospital bits made me sob writing it/ yasssss me & you together song ahhhhhh/ IT REALLY WAS JUST THE BEGINNING AHHH

4. How can we be mad at wheels for doing what’s right for herrrr 🥺/ HAHAHAHA I KNEW ID GET YOU ALEX STANS ALL IRRATE AND THEN YOUD ALL LOVE THE ENDING HAHAHAHA/ IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU CRY IM SENDING MUCH LOVE YOUR WAY💜/ I’m glad you thought it was steamy, that was a last minute addition🔥

5. I knowwwww but I love her couldn’t not have her in this fic

6. AHHHAHAHAHAHA KNEW ID GET YOU!!!!! YOURE HEARING HIM RIGHT!!!! HE ACTUALLY SAID IT!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVEEEEE!!!!! I STILL CANT AND I WROTE IT!!!!!

7. SAME AHHHHH ITS SO CUTE I CANT COPE HE JUST WANTS THE BEST FOR HER I LOVE HIM SO BAD 🥺💜🥺💜🥺💜🥺💜💜💜

8. Imagine how tough that first month was for alex 😭

9. AHHHHHH DID YOU GUESS RIGHT!!!!

10. WE 🥳 LOVE 🥳🥳 CHARLIEEEEEE 🥳🥳🥳

11. Ahhahahahahahahha I made you wait so long😂😂😂

12. 🗣 yessss it was literally talking 😂😂😂😂 everyone was overthinking 😂😂😂

13. THEY FINALLY KISSSEDDDDD AHHHHHHHHHHH THERE ALL SO CUTE AND GOOEY TOGETHER I CANT FUCKING COPE IM SO HAPPY GOT THEM TOO!!!!!!!! PLEASE DONT DIE I NEED YOUR AWESOME REACTIONS FOR THE REST OF THE FIC😂

14. THEY ARE SO SO SO HAPPY🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰 and horny apparently 👀😂

15. AHHHHHHHHH TWO HEARTS AND ONE HOME 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR ALL OF THESE REACTIONS YOU MADE ME SMILE SO SO SO MUCH WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE!!! HERES HOPING NOTHING GOES WRONG BUT ITS NRIACC SO DONT BANK ON IT 💀💀💀

I’m so thrilled you enjoyed it thank you so much💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[khaleesiofalicante]

I was totally not counting the second since 11 30

i am not ready

I JUST PUT MY LBAF PLAYLIST ON

IM SHIVERING IT'S SO COLD

wait i'll move to the room im sitting out in the open

OK I GOT BLANKET

FUCK I LEFT SMTH BEHIN

OK LET'S GO

OMG ALEC CALLED HIM BABY

alec knows

oh my god that conversation

gonna cry

“Magnus, no!” Alec snapped. “No one is sacrificing themselves.”

YES TELL HIM

MAGNUS SIT THE FUCK DOWN

“Hate the beach,” Max had said in the same petulant voice he had when he had been four.

AHHH OH MY GOD

it's freezing wtf

The photo of the four of them.

Max and Rafe building a sandcastle – one in the shape of the Eiffel Tower. Alec was holding a cocktail, for once posing for a photo. Magnus was resting peacefully in the sunchair – knowing his family was there and okay.

Even now, even after all these years, the memory brought him peace.

No. It wasn’t just the memory. It was them. His family.

They brought him peace. They always did.

i just love them so much

this is so precious

Max belonged here – in their home. And Max’s magic and immortality belonged only to him.

“Let’s go bring that little shit back home,” Rafael smiled.

I WILL CRY DO NOT DO THIS TO ME

but yes

let's bring him home

OK WHO FUCKED UP THE WEAPON

Alec closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his eyes nose. When he opened his eyes, his blue eyes were calm.

Magnus had no idea how he did that.

He had no idea how Alec had managed to lead his people through all of this.

But if anyone could do it, it was Alec Lightwood.

i love him so much he deserves the world

OH MY GOD THE SWORD IS TOO MUCH TO HOLD

WELL FUCK

“How are we supposed to kill Asmodeus with this if we can’t even hold it for five fucking minutes?” Alec demanded angrily.

ALEC ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

ok but he's always so collected but seeing him lose his shit

angel by the wings is such a good song

YEAH YEAH WE GET IT GREAT DESTINY SWORD

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PERSON

WHO ARE YOU

oop is it magnus

DUDE I GOT CHILLS READING THAT MESSAGE

IT HIT ME HARD

magnus...so many love you

you have no clue how many people are gonna come

“This is insane,” Magnus said again. “No one is going to turn up!”

Alec who had been looking shocked this whole time smiled at that. “You really have no idea, do you?”

Magnus frowned in confusion.

“You have no idea how much you mean to people,” Alec said and then turned to Jace. “How many people can we expect?”

“Thousands,” Jace grinned. “Tens and thousands.”

asmodeus better start counting his moments

this made me so emotional

because it's true. he's so fucking loved

a message like this...you can expect the whole of the shadow world

“Magnus Bane,” Alec said. “For once in your life, sit back and let us do the work.”

“But-”

“You don’t have to do anything,” Alec smiled. “Just stay close to me. We’ll take care of the rest.”

yes.

you've protected them so many times before. now let them to the same

they will show up

magnus oh my god i wanna sit him down and show him a powerpoint presentation of how loved he is

But Magnus wanted to say they haven’t got this.

The shadow world would not turn up in Edom.

Magnus had never done any of the things in his life expecting something in return – definitely not something like this.

He fought for people – and always will – but he didn’t expect them to fight back for him.

And he certainly didn’t expect them to go to hell for him.

Quite literally.

hey. hey listen up. i know it's hard to believe but you are so so loved. there are so many people who would go to hell for you because they love you and they trust you

those who typically are the caretakers dont realise this. but you oh my god you. trust alec and trust max ok? you'll be surprised by how many will come

holy shit the portals...

holy fucking shit that's so cool

max you did it

you crazy genius you did it

you crazy reckless little shit

“Now we walk through that portal,” Alec smiled. “And we hope everyone else does the same.”

AND THEY WILL

what if someone was taking a nap...?

They had come.

The shadow world.

They had come to fight for him.

im actually tearing up

Because a warlock’s power didn’t come from their blood – not really.

It came from the heart.

And Max’s heart…Well, it spoke for itself.

YOU LITTLE SHIT COME HERE LEMME GIVE YOU A HUG AND ICE CREAM

his dream...

this is it

THE NAME IS KARMA

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

ALRIGHT WHOEVER IS THE DESTINED PERSON GET HERE

“Don’t underestimate my upper body strength,” she winked at Alec and flew upwards.

“Damn, okay then,” Alec let out a soft chuckle.

oh my god strong women

I HAD MY GCS ON MUTE BUT I LITERALLY WENT ON THERE TO GAY PANIC

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY MAX

In that moment, Magnus realized what he had done.

This is how Max must have felt.

Awful and horrified and powerless and utterly terrified to the core.

He had done that to Max.

He knew he had done it to protect him.

But that didn't matter. No one should feel this. Ever.

yeah you really screwd up when you did that...

He needs to know Magnus is sorry. He needs to know Magnus loves him. He needs to know Magnus is so proud of him.

Please. He needs to know.

oh my god tears

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY

ASMODEUS FUCK YOU STOP MAKING PEOPLE DISAPPEAR YOU ARE HORRIBLE

OH MY GOD CHOPIN

MAX OMG YOU'RE OK

Max’s voice was amused and confused - and alive. “Why is your demon baby sitting on my face?”

good question

MAGNUS WAS INVITING DAVID INTO A GROUP HUG

NO ONE TOUCH ME

ASMODEUS STOP DOING THAT

“I’m going to kill Asmodeus,” Max growled.

Alec stood up at that and grinned at their son. “Good plan. Let’s do that.”

YES LET'S DO THIS SHIT

He felt Max soften against him. “Crazy warlock.”

“Takes one to know one,” Magnus pointed out.

SHUT UP IM SO TEARS

“Holy shit. I’ve never seen so many demons in one place before. It’s like Christmas came early.”

Clary pierced a demon with a sword and looked at him incredulously. “I’m married to a mad man.”

“You know it, babe,” Jace winked at her.

JACE JCUDFUFR NOT THE TIME

I SWEAR I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

so much adrenalin

“I saw Lexi flying around a moment ago.”

“So, that’s just a thing we say now then?” Jace laughed.

AWWW

they are going to be ok...they are gonna be together...all of them

it's hitting me i guess

SCUIUDVUHVD NOT AT THESE TWO MAKING OUT DURING A BATTLE

“Straight people,” Alec muttered and ran towards them.

“Ah, so it’s okay if you do it,” Jace accused. “I see how it is.”

straight people smh

i think it's gonna be magnus who weilds karma

kids killing abusive parents yes yes yes please bring it on

“Bro,” Jace sighed. “I owe you one.”

“Remember that the next time I ask you to save my life in World of Warcraft,” Simon said.

“Deal,” Jace grinned.

i love them so fucking much

i will cry

i feel like i say that a lot

LILY

OH MY GOD

DAVID

HE

HE

HE

HE CALLED HIM PAPA

SHUT UP EVERYONE I AM TEARING UP

HE CALLED THEM MAMA AND PAPA

EVERYONE SHUT UP THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

SELENA IS HERE TOO

THEY ARE TIRED

WHERE IS THE YA CHOSEN ONE

WHERE ARE YOU

“Selena, it’s not about what kind of power you have,” Jace said softly. “It’s how you use it. If you can use it to help people, then you should do just that.”

this!!

it's all about how you use it...

you're doing great honey. we'll get there one day. maybe not today or tomorrow but one day we'll heal from this. selena youre doing great

Jace smiled at her. He put two fingers in his mouth, and whistled loudly.

Lexi landed next to him a moment later. “We need to have a chat about you summoning me like that.”

OH MY GOD THEM

JACE AND LEXI'S EVERY INTERACTION IS GOLD

ARE GABRIEL AND SELENA GONNA BE ENDGAME??

oo me likey

i switch ships very fast dont judge

OH HE CALLED HER LITTLE MERMAID

“Wow,” David whispered. “Papa. Did you feel that too?”

Jace’s eyes teared up at that.

“He is going to cry every time you call him that,” Clary told their son.

“Excuse you,” Jace sniffled. “You still haven’t let go of his hand.”

they are together. they are a family.

im not ok

“David,” Jace said carefully. “Is that a demon inside your backpack?”

“Uh,” David said awkwardly. “I can explain.”

“You know what? It’s fine,” Clary sighed. “This doesn’t even make it to the top 5 of the weirdest things I’ve seen this week.”

OH MY GOD DFHUUDFUYGFDUHYDHJD

Asmodeus back off

fuck you

Jace knew that Magnus, that beautiful self-sacrificial idiot would without a doubt give himself up to save the rest of them.

But Jace wouldn’t let that happen.

Not just because Magnus was Alec’s heart and Jace loved Alec like life itself.

But because he loved Magnus too.

no one touch me.

them...just them

The warlocks were not fighting. They were running around the battlefield healing people and taking care of battle wounds.

thank you. thank you for coming here. thank you for this

IT'S THE WAY THEY ARE UNITED UNDER ALEC'S CLAVE

“Consul,” David whispered at Max’s father. “You brought my bow.”

“I had a feeling you’ll be needing it,” Alec Lightwood winked at him. “An archer should never be without his bow.”

“Sir,” David croaked. “I just…Thank you. I don’t even-”

“Not now, David,” the man shushed him. “I have to put an arrow through my father-in-law.”

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

FREAKING OUT

THE LAST LINE THOUGH UHUDUHSFD YES

SHIT IT'S 2 AM-

JACKSON

“Are silent brothers allowed to hug?”

I don’t give a shit.

“Are silent brothers allowed to swear?”

I still don’t give a shit.

IM GONNA-

THE LONDON BOYS

it's them

ALRIGHT SOMEONE HAND THAT SWORD TO MAGNUS

IM TELLING YOU IT'S HIM

RAFAEL

I MISSED YOU

“God, she is so sexy when she does that,” Rafael sighed and ran towards Anjali.

She kissed Rafael thoroughly and went back to squeezing the life out of demons.

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM

I AM ALSO LISTENING TO STYLE SO-

DHUHFVUHFVHV

JULIAN

“Shut your sexy mouth, Julian Blackthorn,” Max ordered. “I’m trying to focus here.”

JKUHCUHVD ISTG

asmodeus stfu

no one likes you

“Stop stalking people, you creepy piece of shit!” Max yelled.

ASMODEUS ISTG YOU ARE VERY CREEPY

My leg cramp

fuck

David hated this.

He hated Asmodes for doing this.

He could forgive the kidnapping, but he couldn’t look past this. This mistreatment of Magnus.

David knew what it was like to have a father who was also a bully.

A father who didn’t protect, but a father you had to be protected from.

THIS!

You were his fucking father

“Don’t fucking grab my parabatai like that,” Lexi said dangerously. "She is precious cargo!"

EXACTLY UHCUSDFYUDF

OH MY GOD STOP SPLITTING THEM UP

WARRIORS IS PLAYING IT IS SO FITTING

LEMME LOOP IT

what the fuck...

“Take what you can!” Rafael shouted. “For Magnus Bane!”

“For Magnus Bane!” the entire battlefield roared.

THIS

the way they are ready to die for him in a hell dimension

if they lose, the shadow world ends

and just...

blood bending...

no...no dont do that

He took Max’s face in his hands. “You’ll always come back, Max.”

“How do you know?” the warlock asked.

David bumped their foreheads together, his hands steady on Max’s face.

“You’ll come back,” David promised. “Because I’ll be right here waiting for you.”

OH WE'RE NOT USING BLOOD BENDING?

I WILL ACTUALLY CRY THEM

their love

only david would want to write a poem while he's LITERALLY in a storm of demons

blood bending's fucking hot

Max's big blue eyes were scared.

Not of demons though. Max had never been afraid of demons.

David realized Max was scared of David – of what David would see.

What David would think. What David would feel.

He smiled at his boyfriend – for he only ever thought and felt one thing when it came to the blue warlock.

“Max Lightwood-Bane,” David mouthed. “I fucking love you.”

IM NOT OK I LOVE THEM AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

they are so powerful together

i love them

“Max. My angel,” David smiled and pulled the boy closer. “I’m not afraid of you. I’ll never be afraid of you.”

Max let out a tiny breath of relief and closed his eyes.

“Let go,” David whispered and crashed their lips together.

THEM JUST THEM

LMAO ASMODEUS YOU SCARED?

CJKUDJHUDF

Also rafe is such a good leader sob

Alec had never been prouder of Max than in that moment.

“Your children are something else,” Mark Blackthorn muttered from next to him.

“I know,” Alec grinned at the shadowhunter and turned around.

im so proud

rafael just...from the air

so fucking proud

they...they formed a circle around him

IM GONNA BE SOBBING ON THE GROUND IF ANYONE NEEDS ME

It ached at all the love these people had for Magnus.

He felt so overwhelmed.

For he knew, no one deserved this more than Magnus.

just....

they love him so much

“Our boys are so big now,” Magnus whispered.

right??

it hurts but hurts so good

It was an odd feeling to be able to hold your entire world in your hands. But Alec was one of those lucky people.

He wanted to stay like this forever. He wanted to hold and never let go.

OH MY GOD THEM

oh oh oh

yeah...yeah he's right

ragnor' s right

god dont give him the sword i take back what i said

Because even though it was the meaning of Alec’s name, Magnus was the ultimate protector out of them all.

He was a protector. Not a destroyer.

the love i have for them

OH MY GOD

ASMODEUS STOP IT

FUCKING STOP

IT'S ENOUGH

just...the three of them running to magnus

that's it. that's all i have to say

NO

STOP HURTING HIM

STOP IT

YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH

you've hurt him for centuries.

you have never left him alone. please just stop now

it's enough

OH MY GOD ALEC PUNCHED HIM

NO STOP

ASMODEUS STOP IT

IM GOING TO CRY

YOU FUCKING BITCH

The man wasn’t just a killer. He was a sadist.

He preferred to use his magic – Magnus’ magic – to hurt Alec.

THIS HURTS THE MOST

oh my god im gonna die of hypothermia

Asmodeus bent down and picked up a discarded seraph blade. It lit up in red. He walked over to Alec, twirling the blade between his hands. “Let’s make this poetic, shall we?”

STOP

FFS STOP IT

dont

OMG MAX

MAX NO

FUCK

This hurts so so much

he's hurting them

no no stop

im actually sitting here too shocked to process

It was just the four of them now.

Max on the ground, weak and pale – his hand broken.

Rafael crying next to him, clutching his brother.

Alec on the floor, crawling towards Magnus.

And Magnus. Magnus was kneeling in front of Asmodeus.

FUCK YOU

YOU DONT GET TO HURT THEM

NO ONE DOES

he would never hurt anyone for his pleasure

he's not a killer

so fuck you

No matter how dark their heart or how awful their soul, Magnus wouldn’t hurt them.

Because that's who he is. He would never hurt someone intentionally

“Because you are not my destiny,” Magnus said and then looked at his family. “They are.”

YES

YES TELL HIM

“It’s so sad. You are so sad,” Alec said from the floor. “You can kill Magnus. You can kill all four of us. But you still wouldn’t win. You would still be the loser.”

“Big loser,” Max yelled.

“Big loser with a bad fashion sense,” Rafael added.

TRUE ASF

NO NO YOU CANT KILL HIM

DONT PLEASE NO

NO

NOT ALEC'S ARROW

NO FUCKING HELL NO

DANI NO

“You keep forgetting. You don’t have a choice,” Asmodeus said. “You are my son. I brought you into this world. You belong to me. Your life. Your magic. Your body. It all belongs to me.”

not how it works

DAVID??

I DONT KNOW I JUST READ THAT HE LOOKED LIKE RAZIEL

DAVID'S DESTINY IS KARMA

“I told you,” David said, his voice a deadly whisper as he stabbed the prince of hell in the chest again – just because he could. “I don’t like shitty fathers.”

OH MY GOD HE-

DAVID MY EVERYTHING

David had been in Edom this entire time.

Asmodeus had been the one to bring his own doom to his own home.

David who was destined to kill Asmodeus had been right here, right under his nose.

It had been Asmodeus’ greed and lust that had been his ultimate undoing. For if he hadn’t kidnapped David to try and hurt Magnus and his family, Asmodeus would still be alive.

Asmodeus stop whimpering in pain. Alec missed the sound already.

His own greed killed him.

Yes

the thing he stands for, it ended up killing him

ALSO THE LAST LINE SAME

I AM ABOUT TO CRY TEARS OF JOY

“Oh god,” Max croaked. “I’m so turned on right now.”

“Shut up, you little shit,” Rafael rolled his eyes fondly.

oh my god

i love this so much

oh my god magnus is the king now

that's so hot

Maybe Alec was a little turned on too.

who wouldn't be

ok but can we talk about how david covered alec with his own body

“Dad!” Rafael screamed in glee, fighting Max to sit down on the throne. “Look! We are royalty now!”

“I was already royalty, you dick,” Max rolled his eyes.

LOOK AT THEM

all the demons bowing to him omg

i love this so much my hands are freezing i cannot type properly

“Should I bow before you?” Alec asked with a grin.

“You can kneel in front of me later,” Magnus grinned back.

“Ewwww!” Max yelled from the throne. “We literally almost just died!”

“All the more reason to appreciate life!” Alec yelled back.

UUHCSUDVHFJI SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE

They had been through so much. The two of them. Their family. Their friends.

Too much.

But they had survived.

All of them.

they are alive and they survived omg

Alec kissed Magnus softly and bumped their foreheads together.

“Baby,” Alec whispered. “Tell me it’s over.”

Alec's eyes were closed. But he felt Magnus smile at him.

The smile that was worth going to hell for – once, twice, and thrice.

And however many more times necessary.

“It’s over.”

NO I AM NOT OK

They did it...

they fucking did it

they are all alive

ALL OF THEM ARE ALIVE

i just changed the song from warriors to a soft song i associate with malec

dani oh my god i dont have words. I loved it all so much especially the battle scenes. Those scenes are my all time favorite from books and you wrote them so well I could feel the adrenalin and excitement. Ily. You're amazing and I kin Max a little too much.

BESTIE I'LL SEE YOU NEXT FRIDAY THEY'RE ALL OK AND HAPPY WHOOP

Thank you so much.

I am the emo-est of emos right now.

Your love and feedback means so much to me. Also, I am so glad you loved the battle scenes. This was my first time writing about them. I love watching/reading about them so it was fun to give this a shot.

I'll see you next week bebe <3

PS - Your live commentary >>>>

[iiasha-archived]

genshin anon! finally lol. i keep meaning to respond - tab has been open with your last response for two weeks now... lol. oh i put a lot of work into my weapons. especially if i use them a lot. oo the 20k+ is nice though! apparently i have hu tao built semi decently so when she gets a vaporize crit it goes quite well for me haha. yeah agree. and they have updates every 6 weeks. yeah not every update is the biggest thing ever but like... its okay. no need to rush. game development takes time.

hihihi lmao again no worries!

(2/5) oh oops I spend several hours a day on the game (when i have time). to be fair, i genuinely enjoy going into coop and finding lower ar people to help with bosses and world exploration and stuff. so i can spend a long time doing that. i know i appreciated the help when i was low. plus its fun to get to chat with others occasionally. oh yeah genshin def ripped off of botw very well lol. they took botw's complaints and went yeah i can fix that. but then made it gacha.

(3/5) i saw you say you have c6 noelle now lol. i am so so sorry ): you did get keqing though? was that on the banner? so are you guaranteed the banner character next beCAUSE ZHONGLI RERUN YES. oh yeah it was so cool seeing everyone! bennett and razor were just adorable i love that friendship. loved getting to see albedo again. hes like.. my fav and of course i missed him :/ rerun plz.. ahh yeah a lot of the claymores are more for their skills i guess. except razor. so i get that.

(4/5) i also tend to use the elemental stuff a bit more but just idk claymores are SO SLOW and im just not overly fond. oh yeah polearms do less damage ahha. i like their fighting styles though. theyre faster and just idk it just -works- for me. oh that is SO CUTE they wear friendship tassels )': ooo yeah the rosaria/kaeya/diluc trio is quite fun. would def love to see more of them! rosaria grew a lot on me over 1.4 and seeing her... not be so rude all the time... lol.

(5/5) also im super excited, i did end up pulling childe! IT WAS SO CRAZY. I DID THE MAGICAL TWO 5*S IN A ROW. mona decided to give me c1 because i can never win the 50/50 and then childe was like its okay i know youve been working your butt off getting everything ready for me so here you go <3 and like )': i love him lol his playstyle is so fun and he works great with hu tao. also got rosaria and fischl (who i didnt have) which is great! were you pulling on childes banner at all or just saving?

ALSO thoughts on the 1.5 stuff??? I haven't gotten to watch completely everything yet but it all sounds so good! Zhongli rerun!!! And the housing thing seems super cool? And lower resin for weekly bosses! New world boss too! All the events seem pretty interesting as well so I'm pretty excited! -genshin anon (pretty sure tumblr still only lets you send 5 anon asks an hour or else i would've added this earlier lol)

genshin anon. lol it's okay! everyone is free to like whatever characters they want! yeah diona is.. not involved at all. although she is getting a hangout in 1.5! might be the first one i actually do. her story is pretty sad though from reading all of her profile. yeah you with noelle was me with diona. i was so mad at her at first since i pulled her like... 10 times on xiaos banner. after i got over it i tried her out and now i love her. also its okay! i took like two weeks to respond :P

but omg how do you have tabs open for two weeks.... i get stressed if i don’t leave my computer with everything closed LMAO. i mean yeah it definitely makes sense to put a lot of work into weapons bc they can be used by multiple characters so they’re a good investment!! i should start thinking about that as well......

nice!!! i’m guessing you’re having a good time with hu tao then eh :D my xiao is. okay lmao probably not doing the damage as expected of him but eh whatever <3 

if i’m like really in the mood i can invest a couple hours but most days it takes some self-convincing to even log in asfjdkldsaj like once i’m in the game it’s fine but for some reason the action of opening and loading it up is like hmm.... also most days by the time i do get to play i’m so exhausted from work </3 

omg that sounds fun!! personally i don’t like... playing with strangers that much afjdklasj so i tend to avoid co-op... but one of my friends might start playing genshin so i totally get what you mean about helping lower AR people with bosses and stuff because i wanna do that with her lmao :D 

lmao traded botw faults for the gacha system... you really can’t have it all unfortunately </3 speaking of botw my friend got my the expansion past like. literally last year lmao i’ve been meaning to play it. ugh i’m just so behind in general on all video games unless it’s genshin lmao

i wouldn’t have minded c6 noelle if i had GOTTEN ANYBODY ELSE WHEN I WAS PULLING ON THAT BANNER ;_____; like at least they could have given me a sucrose who i don’t have!!! but i did get keqing on my pity from that banner!! wait omg i didn’t realize that was how it works... i have a vague idea but if that’s true YES ZHONGLI PLEASE COME HOME GOD PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i’m 100% skipping childe’s banner for zhongli sorry dude ajkdlfaj

ahhh yes getting to see albedo was nice too!!! even if only for a bit hehe it’s nice how they tried to rope in all the mondstadt characters somehow (except. diona jaklsdfja) 

okay mood. i love chongyun to bits but i admit after maining xiao for a while i’m definitely like why is chongyun so... slow asjfkldj but that’s literally just how it works </3 and same about rosaria!!!! she was still pretty like.... moody idk but she’s definitely better when she’s not just being straight up mean lmao

OMG CONGRATS!!!!! you seem to have much better gacha luck than me LMAOOO i envy that but i’m so glad you got everyone you wanted!!! and nah now that zhongli is definitely confirmed i’m DEFINITELY saving for him like actually the last time it was childe than zhongli’s banner was when i just started playing and i wasted all my beginner primogems on childe not knowing who was coming next........ i’m not making that mistake again LMAO

i didn’t watch the livestream but i did see the trailer and AHHHHHHH SO EXCITED omg with the housing i thought we were just getting a house but no it looks like they’re giving us a WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE like as if i didn’t spend enough time in this game they’re introducing this like you KNOWWWW the hours about to be put into customizing our little house/villages.... 

ohhh i didn’t see the thing about resin!!! wow they really are giving it all. the previews for inazuma were also super pretty!!! and while the new characters have been known for a while this teaser definitely made me more excited for them hehe eula is so prettyyy

and yayyyy diona hangout! is she the only one coming in this version? but i’m glad to see they’ll probably add hangouts for all the characters (or at least the less story-critical ones like zhongli already has his story quest so idk if he’d get a hangout). it’s just nice to see more love given to those characters hehe <3

[smolteabirb]

🎸

Thanks for the ask loocy :3 you will also get T̷̎͊ͅh̶͉̆̿ͅë̶̗͇́͜ ̴̡̍V̶̪̞̈́̌͜ī̵͕̑b̴̭̂͠e̸͖̬͙̿͋̏s̵͕͂̃͜ playlist bc it has better chances of me going omg i love this song yes okay i want u to know abt it 🤣

Grace by Lewis Capaldi IM NOT READY TO BE JUST ANOTHER OF YOUR MISTAKES DONT WANNA LET THE PIECES FALL OUT OF PLACE I WAS ONLY JUST A BREATH REMOVED FROM GOING TO WASTE TILL I FOUND SALVATION IN THE FORM OF YOUR GRACE ... i am not overexaggerating when i say that this is the og soul snatcher like i gotta drop whatever im doing turn up the volume to the fullest and just vibe for the 3 minutes and 4 seconds it lasts

Dreams by Fleetwood Mac my best friend has been telling me to check out FM for ages and i finally caved in, i dont regret it, tho i only have the most uh... popular ones atm lol

An Act Of Kindness by Bastille at first i was like... this song is weird :/ but then i listened to it again... and again... and again... (not consecutively lol) and it grew to my heart... and now its in T̷̎͊ͅh̶͉̆̿ͅë̶̗͇́͜ ̴̡̍V̶̪̞̈́̌͜ī̵͕̑b̴̭̂͠e̸͖̬͙̿͋̏s̵͕͂̃͜ is bc it is *that good* it has a cool beat and i love the lyrics and uh yea

Big Bad World by Kodaline now its time to stop the lil pretentious dummy in my brain from telling me this is basic bc i rlly enjoyed this band like... a couple of months ago. and uh yea i love the chorus it has That One Partᵀᴹ that i vibe w so much

Fake It by Bastille MY LOVER MY LOVER MY LOVER MY LOVE WE COULD NEVER GO BACK WE CAN ONLY DO OUR BEST TO RECREATE DONT TURN OVER TURN OVER THE PAGE WE SHOULD RIP IT STRAIGHT OUT AND THEN WE'LL TRY OUR VERY BEST TO FAKE IT listen i love this song so much im not even gonna say anything else ahhh

Chew On My Heart by James Bay IIIIII WANNA BE IN YOUR TOUCH SLEEP IS SO TOUGH YOURE BURNING UP MY MIIIIND WHAT WOULD IT FEEL LIKE IF YOU TORE ME APARR COME ON CHEW ON MY HEART COME ON CHEE ON MY HEARTTTTTR james rlly snapped w this one, the first time i heard it i was slightly put off bc then james was just *hold back the river dude* (smh at old me) and the difference between the two was like huge to the poor me who didnt know much either way i gave it a full listen and caved in (also if you do check it out pls dont look at the live performances i love james but he wrote that song too difficult for live performaces)

Why Can't I Change by Passenger a lighthearted song abt how its quite strange that one keeps their essence despite all that life brings... its not a soul snatching, spontaneous dancing kind of vibes song but its very cute and calming and i love it very much :3

[koalaaquabear]

The 5 hour finale live stream just concluded and y’all, it was crazy. It has been a wonderful several months with all you guys and I am so excited for April 8th and Junior Year. 

MASSIVE SPOILERS UNDER THE FOLD IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE STREAM YET. Here is my clusterfuck of a commentary. Enjoy!

Fantasy High: Sophomore Year Live Reaction -HOOT GROWL BABY it's time. I didn't react to part one but wOW that one was crazy. Get ready for EMOTIONS :'(( -SIG FIG RESCUE MISSION lol #ontour -well ok brennan that canopy shit is scary as fuck -murph is still looking like riz -Zaphriel and Ayda!!!!!!! -"HOLD ME BACK GORGUG" i love u emily -Brennan I stg -Ayda is Gorgug's dad lol -oh shIT they're totally in the cottage -heLL YEAH AYDA!! -oh GOD figayda kiss? exceptional. -if ayda dies i WILL throw dice at Brennan -ok brennan make me cry then -GET THE VAN GORGUG -gorgug truly is the greatest wizard of this age -#hugeblueguy -aww zac oyama i love you -"semi-fallen" oH dEar -gorgug texts zelda IMMEDIATELY i love him -amaZING thank you zelda -"ew, creepy, hate that" -zaphriel is the best character you guys, what a homie -i keep forgetting ayda can fly. like she has wings. i know that. -AELWYN! -nOPE someone is coming through the forest and if it's arianwen i will kill cry -HANGMAN???? -HANGMAN!!!! HIS DOG!!!!! -HANGMAN NO I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE CUTEST DOGGY -adaine i love you baby -"the weak yogurt man" -what high ranking devil??? -fabian you're adorable -aww fabian has a puppy!! (i get that the hangman is eight feet long don't @ me) -that's the first "the ball" -lou can never have the highest roll -BARDY BOYS -oop kristen and riz time -tracker? i barely even know her -chills, brennan. chills -someone in the chat just said "so did skrank fuck zelda?" -intense muSIC -nononononononono -ragh, tracker, and sandralynn better be all right -ooo a sTICK -HELL YEAH RETURN OF THE RIBBON DANCE -"riz weeps" holy shit i love him -"something bad always happens when we go off together" -#RIZTEN -awwoOOOOOOO -ayda can fly too! -absolutely FUCK this bridge ABOUT 30 MINUTES -poor ayda -please say they're ok brennan -"put your tongue baCK in your mouth" -sANDRA LYNN NO -"what kind of arrows" "you know what kind" fuCK OFF BRENNAN -if baxter dies i will cry -wait faerie fire is a cleric spell..? absolutely fuck me -ok aelwyn let's fuck shit up -calling the bank in the middle of this nightmare forest lol -heLL YEAH ZAPHRIEL -luck check luck check luck check -"y'all are going to turn into dragons" -fabian straight up cries? what a fucking rich kid -NO WAY HE HAD T H E COIN??? -REMOVE CURSE BABY -"nnOOO!" lmao -ally and brennan are in the chat -kristen's religion is REALLY coming in handy -the name was turned into the night yorb lol -"how's that axe feeling?" "..pretty light ;)" i love him -ayda can lift the axe??? exceptional -FIG IS KALINA? ABSOLUTELY RAD -brennan has created a place where illusions are real and emily is holding him TO IT -"do you have a dongle?" incredible -EMILY I LOVE YOU! KALINA IS A YOUTUBER BABY -wretchrot is baCK baby -aelwyn i love that -"i am a low quality child" "yeah ayda you're a bad kid" -"hey bitch" emily axford is a goddess -im sorry cOURT OF ELDERS? -NO I WILL CRY -ROLL INITIATIVE TIME -go OFF hangman -ooo some high initiatives babyyy -zac oyama is my favorite ever -"trackerrr" -brian as soon as emily was threatened said "how dare you" -brennan you FUCK "i'm awake for all of this" FUCK YOU -fig and her mommy issues: an album -absolutely FUCK THE TREE GUY -kick that wood elf BITCH ABOUT ONE HOUR -fuck him UP fabian, shit in his gODDAMN mOUTh -"SPRING BREAK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER" -pleASE BRENNAN LET HIM SHOOT HER WITH THE TINCTURE -spRING break this is for the corn god -okay nevermind riz is holding his action -i love the intrepid heroes they're adorable -"ice feast" fucking love them so much -yES the ball thank GOD -brennan..? -"her rage ends" tracker = barbarian -FIRST NAT 20 BABY -"IT 100% WORKS BUT IT 50% WORKED" -that's the second "the ball" -bOOOOOOO BRENNAN -mad plans for the tree guy -sorry, is his name crAFTME ROOTDRINKER? -oh ok it's aelwyn we're fine -cone of cOLD baby i love aelwyn what a babe -you absolutely hate to see it -ragh my baby i love you -SPRING BREAK -tracker nO PLEASE -TRACKER JUST CRIT OH NO -brennan is really good at acting this btw -wait 14 on a crit??? i mean oH NO kRISTEN, bOO -disPEL MAGIC BABY -ALLY BEARDSLEY YOU ABSOLUTE GOD -aww kristennn is babyyy -tracker nooo don't cryyyy -you've sAVED your GIRLFRIEND -"some of us have already done that today" fig the sHADE -ally simply musT get new dex -absolutely fuck that brennan i don't need that vampire pixie -FUCK IT UP AYDA -FIGHT ME IN THE SKY! -"does a 29 hit?" daMN zac that absolute SHADE -53 DAMAGE?? CHEJ IS SO FUCKING STRONG -"goddamn paper lantern" -absolutely fuck you brennan -nevermind gorgug and adaine both passed the con saving throw -"i don't like you" lou really gets personally upset about this and i love that -nO NO NONONONO aelwyn and tracker are down -FUCK IT UP ADAINE -gdi brennan don't do this to us -ABSOLUTELY FUCK THE TREE -fig is straight up gonna kill her mom -this is scary as fuck -HANGMAN HAS A BREATH WEAPON AND YOU DIDN'T SAY SHIT??? CHOKE ON GRAPES BRENNAN -FUCK EM UP HANGMAN ABOUT 1 HOUR AND A HALF -wood elf is DOWN baby hoot growl -kristen thinks the elf is gak lol -23 DAMAGE??? AC OF 25??? ABSOLUTELY FUCK IT UP FABIAN -SHENANIGANS TIME FOR MURPH -HELL SECRET AGENT TIME -27??? RIZ YOU'RE THE HOTTEST -third the ball -imagine the ball is secretly SO HOT without the hat -YES BRENNAN GOT A NAT 1 EAT YOUR GODDAMN DICE -sweEET -fourth the ball (they've all been Lou cuz of course) -incredible turn murph -kalina is SO GOOD at skateboarding -#bloodphoto -KALINA HAS 23 WISDOM? absolutely fuck me -oh hELL YEAH FIG COUNTER THE COUNTER -emily is doing some SHIT right now you guys (fear spell) -DAMMIT that high as fuck wisdom -sorry WHAT she rips open sPACE??? -BABY BETTER SAVE THE GODDAMN DAY -let's go BABY -"mMMHHHHnnN leET ME tOUCh ItT" baby is fucking weird -"baby vs mommy" i love you siobhan -aelwyn better not DIE brennan -riz baby let's get it -trACKEr -nAT 1??? kristen is unCONSCIOUS?? -HUMAN DETERMINATION!!! THE GRIT BABY] -wait aura of life is badass!! they can't lose damage?? -okay scrap that we're gonna TURN UNDEAD and then MASS HEALING WORD? absolutely incredible -gorgug has so much goddamn health -FUCK THIS TREE DUDE -KILL IT AYDA LET'S GO -"her girl's side" *in lou voice* okAY bRENNNAn -second nat 1 but both of them re-rolled -GEM!!!! -LET'S GET GORTHALAX BABYYYY -"BIG DADDY" -ayda is so turned on lol -KILL IT CHEJ OKAYYYY -fuck this centaur -i'm so nervous -puT THOSE DICE DOWN BRENNAN -"you're gonna drop." shuT UP -riz is fULLY DEAD???? -i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. -sHUT UP BRENNAN -baby is DEAD oh my GOD you absolutely hate to see it ABOUT 2 HOURS -nO NO NO NO NO NO NO PUT THAT CROWN AWAY BITCH -absolutely fuck me, the nightmare king is totally fucking back i hate myself -aww fabian is baby -hELL YEAH FABIAN SPRING BREAK -"i've lost one friend, that's too many" fabian is adorable -"that's a full ass miss, my guy" -sandra lynn just crit on chej :(((((( -14 damage is not very spring break of her (she did 28 but it was halved because gorgug is such a strong boyyy) -LET'S GO LOU -almost all of them are spellcasters wtf (only one who isn't is riz but he has a daily misty step) -fuck em up hangman -fUCK EM UP HANGMAN! d8 + 2d6 +8 i think -figaroth the unfaethable baby -THOSE ARE SOME SHENANIGANS FIG I LOVE IT (she's shattering the rubies to get a revivify diamond) -casts teleport??? aelwyn came here to FUCK -"i would love to teach you this spell" aww the abernant sisters liking each other is my new aesthetic -fuck em up adaine -you can hit the tree on a 12 babyyyyy -heLL YEAH 44 DAMAGE ADAINE IS STRONG NOW -kalina is not even that cool she just said "that's enough of that" in the most uncool way -2 down 3 to go! -omg wait it would be so badass if they could just remove curse on kalina -"Mr. The Insatiable" -ayda is such a sweetheart "i don't care if you want me to date your daughter but i do hope you love me" -"I LOVE THIS SONG" yes siobhan me too -on a DC 20 she got a 31!!!! consider my jeans creamed -SHRED BABY GIRL!!! -KILLIAN IS DEAD! RIZ IS ALIVE! -ayda is so turned on AHHH -I LOVE RIZ SO MUCH "am i interrupting something???" -fuck him UP chej! 3 hits, no crits -hell yeah mr. march!! oh sorry wrong series -a gROUP PROJECT i'm DEAD -someone in the chat called him "snac oyama" and you're rigHT -siobhan's straight fucking this tree UP -the spellcasters are like all out of spells at this point -fuck OFF arianwen. KILL YOUR MOM -"where's your father, aelwyn?" "last i saw, adaine killed him so *shrug*" i lOVE HER -FUCK THEM UP GORTHALAX -abolutely fuck the nightmare king -waIT GORTHALAX IS GONNA KILL THE NIGHTMARE KING -sidenote: fig calls gorthalax pops -dO IT BRENNAN kILL YOUR OWN BIG BAD -this treeant has GOT to be dead -NAT 1 on that attack?? SPRING BREAK BABY -no we haven't seen kalina in action brennan, and we do not want to -OH SHIT THE TIE! YOu just got FUCKed bRENnan eaT youR DICE -yeS AYDA ROAST HER -"GOTTEM!" -i'm sorry i just hallucinated, did you say 6 ATTACKS? -time to go VIRAL BABY -19 intelligence, 23 wisdom, 20 charisma for kalina? absolutely fuck me -riz just got kICKed! you absolutely hate to see it -GODDAMMIT -KALINA IS HOMOPHOBIC CONFIRMED ABOUT 2 AND A HALF HOURS -brennan be like "im about to kill this bird" -absolutely fuck me i hate this -let's go FIG -time to caTCH the bALL -murph has the same thinking face as riz and it's adorable -this is not very spring break brennan -DC 25 acrobatics check? c'mon faBIAN -29????? -fifth the ball (from the hangman) -"there's just something endearing about him" fabian loving his friends is adorable -absolutely fuck me that fire elemental is adorable -absolutely swaddle the ball -well hot take but fuck the nightmare king you guys -absolutely NOT brennan do NOT kill adaine you PSYCHO BITCH -PLEASE ADAINE LIVE -STRAIGHT DEAD? FULLY DEAD? FUCK OFF WITH THIS INSTAKILL SHIT BRENNAN -hell yeah ayda is back and kristen has the revivify diamond -aelwyn FULLY banished that unicorn -it's good to know ragh really doesn't want them to die -YES RAGH IS BACK BABY -fuck em up kristen -s/o to DND Beyond btw absolutely banger website -hell yeah mass healing word is awesome -clerics are GOOD you guys i should play more clerics -FUCK IT UP AYDA -SANDRA LYNN IS BACK BABY -skater chej is my favorite thing -aBSOLUTEly fuck the tree -i have no idea wHAT is happening ABOUT 3 HOURS -fuCK YOU nightmare king -i absolutely hate this battle but at least gorthalax is still standing -gorgug better split this gd tree -"what if we just kill kalina?" yeah zac it's that goddamn easy -brennan almost just fucked everyone -"does she want to borrow my teddy bear?" the SHADE -"MAKEOVERRR" i love you siobhan -this tree SUCKS -battlemaster is cool as fUCK SPRING BREAK -BARDY BOYS also i think that was a nat 20 -i can't imagine the thistlesprings watching the battle livestream and like worrying if gorgug is going to die -FUCK HER UP THE BALL -ABSOLUTE SHENANIGANS FROM MURPH! -with ADVANTAGE BABY -"has anyone seen my hat!?" keep it off baby you're HOT now -"mirrors negate mirrors" "i think oscar wilde said that" i love them -#hotrizweek? -holy shit fig is FUCKING THIS BATTLE UP -HELL YEAH KALINA ROLLS A NATURAL 2!!!! -hell yeah adaine is back and SO MUCH is happening that i'm like forgetting to write down my reactions -kill this woody motherfucker baby -the music is too lOUD -ok it's normal now -fuck em up gorgug -i'm sorry the chat is saying he did 90 DAMAGE?!?!?!? -KILL IT CHEJ ILY -fuck off brennan, absolutely fuck off -ABSOLUTELY FUCK OFF BRENNAN -gorthalax is FULLY DEAD? absolUTELY FUCK YOU -SAINT KRISTEN APPLEBEES -adaine has SOLVED THIS SHIT -god all the abernant names are confusing -fuck you kalina ABOUT 3 AND A HALF HOURS -BRENNAN I STG IF RAGH ENDS UP DEAD -hellish rebuke that bitch -c'MON faBIAN HIT that BITCH -wait is kalina a rogue and a druid? absolutely incredible -FUCK IT UP FABIAN -OMG THE HANGMAN BETTER FUCK THIS UP -YES THE BALL 31 DAMAGE -so the stream just ended. i'll say it again: absolutely fuck me -ok so we're back and kalina got fucked up -WHAT THE FUCK A NAT 20???????? YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT -ALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS -I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS AND NEITHER CAN BRENNAN -MAGIC IS REAL AND SO IS MY ALLY -i can't believe this. eat your GOD damn DICE brennan! -OMG ARE THE NIGHTMARE KING AND THE GODDESS ONE AND THE SAME? -THEY ARE! THE NIGHTMARE KING IS THE NIGHTMARE QUEEN -brennan is CRAZY AHHHHH -brennan absolutely stop this tension -28 insight. brennan is fucked -GO TOWARDS HIM KRISTEN -YES!!!! PLEASE SAY THIS IS A GOOD THING -ALLY GOT A NAT 20 THEY BETTER BE RIGHT -fear. is. not. real. -this is just like the ending of moana -NO WAY BRENNAN I LOVE YOU (you wouldn't believe it from what i have said but it's true) -this is intense i'm about to cry -you're meeting god and you say "is it too early for this?" -LMAO 5'9" -Moral of the story: IDK and that's OK -ok ally make me cRy -HELL YEAH NEW SHIRT BABY -i'm so emotional -"well oBVIouslY cASsAndRa" i wish every deity had names as normal and human as cassandra -fuck them UP cassie -i love that tracker's just like "uh... babe?" -love having god in your corner -no more hangman puppy :((( -RIZTEN are the CUTEST i love them "i love all of them, riz the most, we know this" -"we still need the crown for our grade" FABIAN I LOVE YOU -"counselo- former counsel- i'm an assistant :(" why do y'all think this man is hot -KILL ARIANWEN -"she tried to hurt me in my shattered state?" "that's her MO" aww adaine my baby -HOLY SHIT PLEASE GIVE GILEAR ALL OF ARIANWEN'S MAGIC -GORGUG YOU SWEETHEART I LOVE YOU -cassandra throwing SHADE -ThE vANdS -aelwyn throwing SHADE -AWW RAGH I LOVE YOU BABY brennan lives another day -"a big bug gave me a riddle" that is NOT what happened -aww the hirelings are all crying and i DO NOT stan -hell YEAH cassandra OH I STOPPED KEEPING TRACK OF TIME IT'S BEEN OVER 4 HOURS -hELL YES HANGVAN -i love you fabian -nO IS CHUNGLE DOWN BIM REAL? -maybe the real chungle down bim is the friends we made along the way -GARTHY i love them -arthuR aGUEFORT - absolutely wild -ayda and arthur is crazy -"snOGGING THE HEADMASTER'S DAUGHTER ARE WE?" -awww that is so smooth fig "you don't need to make me the most magnificent creature because it seems you already have" -ARTHUR PULLS THROUGH -garthy is a cutie i love how they care so much for ayda -oH FUCK ME garthy is ayda's child from her previous life -"your girlfriend's daughter fucked your mom!" goddammit siobhan i can't handle this -if they fail i will cry -CHRONOMANCY!? absolutely fuck me -"professor principal headmaster aguefort" -hell yeah arthur you're killing it -faelwyn? absolutely can't handle it -aww kristen is baby -jawbone and sandra lynn are ok? amazing -jawbone is the best character -"our parents are great" kill me why don't you siobhan -AWWW FUCKING STOP BRENNAN WITH THESE GIFTS -i just cried he wants to adopt her -"you're easy to love" jawbone is fUCKING me up -LYDIA BARKROCK what a badass i love her already -"a pheonix whom everyone she touches is reborn better" fuck off emily -gorgug is a cutie <3 <3 -ABSOLUTELY KICK SKRANKS BIRD ASS -GORGUG CONFIRMED FUCKS -riz is a dork i love him -who knew "you're so much like your father" could make me feel like that -GILEAR IS MOVING THE FUCK IN BABY -GILEAR WITH SELF CONFIDENCE IS MY AESTHETIC -aww jawbone gave ayda autism books? jawbone is the sweetest to ayda cuz OF COURSE HE IS -AYDA GETS HER SPELL!!! -Ayda's Comprehend Subtext is the cutest spell ever -adaine and fig's friendship is too cute -craig has always been down for everything. i don't know craig but i love him -YES HOOT GROWL HOOT GROWL I'M SO PROUD OF RAGH -"BAD KIDS FOR LIFE" RAGH IS A CUTIE -NO FAELWYN IS REALLY HAPPENING I CAN'T -fabian's laugh is so cute -i love how nervous fabian is -WAIT FABIAN AND AELWYN ABSOLUTELY WILL FUCK? -fabian's gonna get his KISSES IN -aww i get how hyped figayda is but they are truly so adorable -weLL EMILY AXFORD I WILL LET YOU HURT ME LIKE THAT -they said i love you :((( -tracker only deserves the best -TRACKER'S GOING TO FALLINEL? I LOVE HER -ragh is going too? gay road trip! -that's adorable -ABSOLUTELY NOT BRENNAN FUCK OFF DO NOT SAY THE NIGHT YORB IS GONNA BE THE NEXT VILLAIN -BRENNAN NO YOU BITCH I HATE YOU THE NIGHT YORB IS THE VILLAIN OF JUNIOR YEAR? -that was crazy. i cried, i laughed. i am fuCKING HYPED FOR CROWN OF CANDY AND JUNIOR YEAR GANG!

[stonerbughead]

Maria watches friday night lights (#33)

I’m back, I’m back! So here’s what happened...I watched 5x10 on October 1, never edited my note about it, then ended up taking an inadvertent break from watching until now. Idk why, but i needed a break from like...watching tv i hadn’t seen before. Anyone else have that habit of watching things you’ve already seen when you’re going through an anxious period? Starting a new job in the same month as the 2020 presidential election fit the bill, and i wanted to really immerse myself in the final three episodes of this amazing show properly so i decided to wait until i was feeling it! Anyway to the like three people who enjoy my recaps, i hope you enjoy these last four recaps.

So without further ado, aforementioned Oct 1 recap, now edited and underneath the cut:

5x10 yoooo I have never been so amused by Buddy Garrity in my life + TIM so here we go:

TIM RIGGINS RETURNS?! Yay!!! (This is my reaction just from seeing him in the “previously on.”)

Eric’s getting recruited at a ~fancy~ restaurant! Oh shitttt

“That, right there, marks the end of the East Dillon Lions football program led by Coach Eric Taylor.” “...It’s a crate of oranges.” “Yeah, and it’s from the sunshine state. From Florida! And that can only mean one thing—year round sunshine and college funding.” Lmao alarmist Buddy is hilarious and actually not wrong here. Lol incredulous Levi: “you got all that from a crate of oranges?!”

#OperationGetTimOut!! Is Eric going to speak for him as a character witness?

I *knew* that phone call from Oklahoma Tech wasn’t gonna be good. Ohhhhh Vince you should’ve listened to Eric~~~

Oh shit everyone’s buzzing about “losing their kingmaker” and it’s playoff time! Love a good car radio scene. “So how was it honey, are we moving to Florida?” Lol

“Dad, maybe we should just talk to Coach. I need to be focused on this game on Friday night, getting my spot back.” Yes Vince stand up for yourself, take a break from those meetings! I am fearful of his dad’s true reaction tho.

“Expelling Epyck, that was a good start.” Omfg some of these teachers are too cruel! That is a severely traumatized child, ma’am!

“Impromptu speeches...” “Impromptu means not planned, Buddy.” “Okay, then promptu.” I’M LIVING for these Buddy and Levi interactions omg hilarious.

“A man can’t leave if you erect a statue in his honor.” “A plaque?” “You got money for that?!” I cannot omfgggg Levi and Buddy should take this show on the road!

Tami’s “Oh Levi you are too much.” That’s a nice way to say “fuck you” for making her take a personal day to go speak on a panel he TOLD her she’s speaking at? Smh this is why staff needs unions.

Lmao Buddy is being so extra with Eric, I can’t

...and enter Billy, here to ask Eric a favor...

“Tim Riggins? One of the best fullbacks in the great state of Texas? The boy my girl fell in love with? Yeah I’ll do that.” Damn Buddy has a crush on Tim Riggins too!! I get it dude same.

“I believe in loyalty, Billy. Sticking with your people, through good and bad.” SO EXTRA LMAO

“Hey coach you going to Florida?” “I was planning on going home and I suggest you do too, Tinker.” Ugh poor Eric having to deal with all of these rumors and the team being endlessly curious right before the playoffs!

Awww Tami’s excited about the Florida houses. “Three years with a two year option.” Damn. Aw the way that Eric looks at Tami and you know he wants to give her everything she wants 🥺

Omggg now Buddy is making the players talk up Eric Taylor 😂 his scheming truly kills me

Becky and Luke tossing a football, so precious!

Ah, there’s more to life than college football, Luke! “No one wants me.” “I want you.” Aww Becky.

Aw Billy is getting so frustrated trying to write his speech for Tim. “It sounds ridiculous.” “No it doesn’t. You’re a good brother.” Oh Mindy 🥺 fuck prisonssss he should not feel like his words have so much bearing on his brother’s literal freedom!

Yes to Vince going to Eric and agreeing to earn his way back! That’s the Vince we know and love!

I love Eric telling Tami about Tim’s parole hearing. “You going to do it?” “You bet i’m going to do it.” My heart! The way there’s no question about it 🥺

Andddd Vince’s dad predictably refuses to let up with the recruiters. But this time Vince is standing up to him!

Yesss Vince, walk away! Especially after his dad yelled at him like that; this is not your life, it’s Vince’s!

“Don’t whack her. Just a little love tap.” LMAO Luke, Tinker, Becky, and a pig. Luke is giving Tinker pageant advice for Tinker at a competition with the pig?? I can’t, that’s weirdly so cute. Becky clearly finds it cute.

Omg Tim in his all-white prison uniform I HATE THISSS

OMGGGG “I don’t want Billy to speak, he’s done enough damage.” Fuck this is gonna fuck Billy UP. But also fair...I mean, Billy DOES tend to be a fuck up?? Isn’t that how we got here?

Yessss Tami going off explaining that standardized testing isn’t the end all be all!!

“what would you have us do, meet with every kind in the state?” “Yes I would.” to a round of applause. GO OFF QUEEN TAMI TAYLOR

Yes Coach Taylor! Give us one of your epic speeches!

Poor Tim looks like he has a lot of self hatred sitting here listening to Eric talking about him 🥺

“I asked him to be an assistant coach because of his character off the field.” YES

lol Buddy Garrity getting up to speak even tho he’s not on the list 🤣

“He’s like family to me.” OH BUDDYYYY he’s coming through with a full time job for Tim when he comes out?????? Tim’s smile of relief.

“It’s time for you to let Tim Riggins come home.” YESSSSS

AW Tim sent Eric letters from prison?? My poor babe. “I’m sorry I didn’t visit more.” “I’m sorry I let you down.” “You didn’t and that’s not why I’m here.” IM EMOTIONAL

Holy shit Vince’s dad is STILL not letting up? “I’m your father. I know what’s right.” “that is enough! Get off his back!” “He needs a father, not an agent!” YES REGINA GO OFFFFF she finally snapped!

(It’s wild how Coach possibly leaving is being used in this fight in Vince’s family. Oh, Dillon!)

Oh shit Billy is yelling at both Becky and Mindy, clearly very affected by what Tim said at his parole hearing. “You did everything you could and that makes all the difference.” Aww Mindy, and Billy apologized! Too much stress for such a young family! Also unrelated but Mindy looks mad hot for the athletic banquet.

Awww I love getting to see the other teams stand up. Yeah cross country, yes girls volleyball!!!

Man, playing a sport in Texas that’s not football must suck, look at that insane applause for football vs. weak for everyone else

Buddy giving Gracie a lil t-shirt and saying, “clear eyes, full hearts...you know it?” And they’re all like “can’t...lose” and Gracie giggles! Ok that’s cute af

Omg the tension between Jess and Vince!! “Jess, I miss you. I miss you.” 🥺 aw yeah she blew him off for her brothers

Wow they made it to the playoffs for the first time in 25 years?? Well here comes Buddy’s All Hail Eric Taylor pageant. Lmao

Awww these heartfelt addresses from the team members on how much Eric Taylor has changed their lives??? Manipulative, Buddy, really. He knows what he’s doing.

Yesss Eric, give Tami that massage. See y’all, this is what being a good man looks like.

“It had the desired effect. It sure made you think twice about leaving Dillon.” “It’s a hell of an offer. I’d own that building. They have funding.” “Mmm and oranges. Don’t forget about oranges.” “Mmm that pool.” They wanna leave.

“You know what I want more than anything right now? I wanna bring these boys to state.” “I know you do.” “They deserve it.” “I know they do. But after you do that, this offer is something to think about. Because you deserve that.” Ugh I know I say it a lot but since we’re in the final four episodes now and I’m mostly talking into the void anyway — god, what a model of a wonderful and gentle and loving and communicative marriage! I am continually floored!

Becky with cowboy boots at Luke’s farm works. And ooh Luke’s mom said hi to her?? Progress!!

Aw they’re talking about how pretty they find Luke’s farm as he tries to imagine a future here in Dillon. “I have an amazing imagination. I see your next game, and you’re winning.” Awww Becky is such a cute girlfriend.

What a cute shot of Luke and Becky on the farm, “you ever think you could imagine living on a farm?” “Sure.” AWWW

Vince at Eric’s door on game day?!!! He’s asking Eric not to take the offer to Shane State when he’s supposed to already be at the field house!?!

“Having you as a coach is one of the best things to happen to me. I don’t know where I’d be without you. Either in jail or in a ditch somewhere.” Damn forget Buddy this shit is from the HEART

Eric tells him to get in the damn car and tells him he’s starting!! “You know what your problem is? You ask too many damn questions.”

AHHHHH TIM IS HOME! Showered in a flannel! My heart! He salutes Becky with a beer!

Aww Billy is so excited to have his brother home.

It seems uneasy in the home. Coming back from prison is hard.

And here they go, heading onto the bus with signs and cheers!

“I’ll tell you, this is an away game, but you look around here at the community tonight and the young players that I have playing for me, and the character they got—no matter where this community goes, that’s home.”

Damn Eric just announced he was planning to stay home in Dillon to the press. “you’re full of surprises, aren’t you?” says Tami. “I love you.” and with the FNL theme song playing aghkliyb I’m not ready for the final three episodes ahhh!!!

[wille-zarr]

Okay but that scene where Pero is crying over Princesa is like my favourite Pero moment in the entire fic so I love that you commented on it

(Also, prepare yourself for the epilogue)

YO that scene ENDED ME. IM NOT READY FOR THE EPILOGUE!!! AHHH

Like big grumpy dudes????? Being all tough n stuff?? Too tough for feelings n crap??? But then meeting someone they fall in love with??? And growing softer and tHEN CRYING OVER THEM???? 

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