#age re headcanons

[jrwibaby]

Troy and blink are age regressors…. Runt is big sister figure……….

this is so real. blink would go non verbal and just want to be close to people. maybe he would be more affectionate, but not a lot changes

troy, on the other hand.

troy didn't get a good childhood, so when he regresses, he's usually upset and wants to cause chaos and break things. (that, or he's in a good mood and just wants to do it for fun)

runt tries her best with both of them! it's a lot easier to handle blink because he just sits there and looks at her with those big owl eyes

[falleninthesnow]

cg lestat de lioncourt !! ⚜️

⋆loves to take you out for a drive, winding country routes under the moon and the pines, highways through glimmering cities to show you the lights

⋆always tells you how impressed with and proud he is of you. loves when you show him anything you make, especially if you make something for him.

⋆loves to sing to you and with you. writes songs and lullabies just for you

⋆takes any chance to pick you up - to hold you, to dance with you, to carry you off to sleep. adores your little surprised laughs when he sweeps you off your feet

⋆loves to play dress up with you,loving to help you into your costumes just as much as he loves wearing just what you pick for him. gifts you fine, vibrant clothing and shining jewlery to play and dress in

⋆takes loving care for bathtime, ensuring you have all your favorite scents and bath toys, telling you stories while he helps and watches over you. drying you in a thick, warm towel, dressing you in the softest pajamas, brushing out and tying back your hair with devoted gentleness and silks.

[pukefactory]

✦ . ⁺ METAL AND HONEY ⁺ . ✦

⊹ Summary: A compilation of headcannons featuring Uzi as your caregiver

⊹ Character(s): Uzi (Murder Drones)

⊹ Genre: Headcanons, Fluff, SFW

⊹ Warning(s): None - Completely Safe!

⟢ Upon discovering that you’re an age regressor, she was surprisingly understanding and oddly excited about the revelation. Why? Because she has someone to drag around everywhere, of course! You’re her new little sidekick.

⟢ She falls into the edgy big sister archetype, keeping you safe whilst dragging you into mischief. These ventures often end up with you acquiring some type of injury, but big sister Uzi has plenty of cool band-aids ready (and apologetic kisses but keep your mouth shut).

⟢ Her pet names for you are exclusively ‘kid’, ‘kiddo’ and the occasional ‘little planet destroyer’. In conjunction, Uzi really likes it when you refer to her as ‘big sis’ but she’ll also tolerate ‘Zizi’.

⟢ Uzi doesn’t tolerate cranky ones well, so if you’re being fussy it’s right to the time out corner with you. She’s pretty easy to persuade - give her an apology with some big puppy eyes and you’ll be off that step in no time. It’s difficult for her to be stern with you.

⟢ She has the best stuffies in town! Ravens, wolves, skele cats, dragons, the coolest plushies you’ve ever seen. Be nice to your big sis and she’ll let you borrow one of your choice for sleepy time.

⟢ That being said - she loves playing with them with you. She gives all the plushies stupid little voices to make you giggle. She thinks her British accent is incredible and perhaps you're inclined to agree.

⟢ Need a nap? No problem; she’ll let you sleep in her bed and simultaneously watch over you and her anime. She throws a bunch of cute, cozy blankets over you for extra measure.

⟢ She holds your hand at all times. Whether it’s playing outside or going on another one of her ventures, her hand is glued to yours no matter what’s happening. If you let go, even for a second, she’s quick to notice and rushes to grab you. It can be annoying, Uzi is well aware of it actually, but she just wants to make sure you’re safe.

⟢ If you have a biting fixation she’ll let you chew on something, primarily her tail when the Solver begins to irritate her. In fact, if anyone annoys Uzi, she will command you to bite them as if you were an attack dog. If you do what you’re told she’ll let you bring one of her plushies outside on your next trip.

⟢ You wanna watch cartoons? It’s a good thing that Uzi pirated a bunch of cartoons alongside her anime; you have choices upon choices and she’ll gladly watch them all with you.

[periwinklefemur]

Hope you're having a fantastic day!

Do you think Herbert avoids sleeping not only because his reagent eliminates the need for sleep, improving his overall efficiency, but also out of fear of the night terrors of Gruber's death that plague him?

He's in SO MUCH denial. Yes, he can accept that Gruber is, in fact, DEAD, but he's completely hooked on the idea that he could have changed the outcome.

[perr1e]

Jinx paci edits!!

Might do more arcane paci edits :o

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[themachinepuppy]

jayvik agere headcanons !

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• viktor age regresses quite often during emotionally draining times. jayce is always there with his paci and blanket! so much cuddling ensues

• vik likes to make jayce little gifts, to show appreciation! he really loves jayce and is very happy he has such a good caregiver! the gifts usually are: coloring pages vik’s colored for jayce, little bugs made from scrap metal, little drawings, and sandwiches !

• jayce holds viktor while he sleeps, he is wraps his arms around his back and pets his hair !

• jayce loves taking vik to the park, they always have so much fun together! since vik’s leg is bad, jayce will push him on the swing! that way viktor can still have fun!

• viktor’s favorite snacks/drinks while regressed are: sweet milk, pb cookies, pbj, sour candy, carrots, raspberry black iced tea (he has such a sweet tooth and he’s fancy so I thought this fit)

• jayce and vik spend SOOO much time together, always playing and cuddling! they also binge shows they like together, vik really likes robot centered films

[meowingmoonn]

black + navy blue stimboard for @radiopika

trying to find dark stim gifs is so hard for no reason . i hopeyou enjoy this stimboard 🫡passes out

[silliestlittledemon]

can i get cg! aziraphale & crowley hcs with young kiddo! age[d]re reader insert? /nf 💫tiny ruby

Crowley and Aziraphale caregiver headcanons!

Hey! Ofcourse you can!:3 I hope you like these! Also im very little and veryyyy tired at the moment, so sorry if any of this is worded or spelled weird :3

• When you tell them you're an age regressor, Aziraphale immediately asked if you wanted them to take care of you.

• Aziraphale already knew what age regression meant when you explained it to him, he's a smart angel. Crowley didn’t know but he could get a grasp on the concept and would try very hard for you to understand it.

• Literally always there for you when you need it. They're always able to make time free when it comes to you.

Random headcanons ✨️

• They would 'co-parent' you very well, Aziraphale can't handle running after a very hyper little you all day? Crowley would gladly! Crowley unable to read a single word from the book you asked him to read? Aziraphale's here for that! :3

• Crowley insists on dressing you. He claims Aziraphale makes you look too 'boring'. And Crowley makes you look 'the coolest!'. :3

• Crowley needs to keep scolding Aziraphale for spoiling you... don't go hard on the angel he cant help it.

• Aziraphale enjoys teaching you educational things when you're little, like colors, shapes amd numbers! :D Crowley likes to teach you how to commit tax fraud.

• Both are so so so very protective of you. They definitely give scary 'dads' privileges.

• Crowley's favorite nickname for you is 'His little angel', Aziraphale's favorite nickname for you is 'His little demon'. <3

• Aziraphale has to lock away all the sweets from you AND Crowley. Just because he knows Crowley would give in and let you have all the sweets you want the second you give him a puppy eyed look.

Thats all! Can I hear a wahoo? 😎 Im sorry I had to say it I love Crowley way too much. Yay im back! Sorry for not posting for a few days but I went on a really fun school trip to Amsterdam last friday and just needed a bit of recover time from that! :) But yeah it was really fun though! We visited the NEMO science museum and I got to play with water all day :3 Okay my little rant is over, night night everyone 😇🍎🐍

Any k!nk or f3t!sh content DNI!!!

[babydolls-writing-space]

“I’m here now, my deer”

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hi, this was requested so I hope you all like it! Not proof read

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This week was a rough week for you- there have been a lot of issues and chaos going on lately due to the extermination coming up lately. Auntie Charlie and vaggie have been running around and trying to figure out a plan. Uncle husk and big brother angel/ sir pentious have been making weapons and trying to build protection to help protect the hotel and you papa has been making sure things have been going ok and has been going to a lot of meetings with the overloads so you have been alone a lot this week. Heck you even got put in time out a few times because you were upset that no one was around and that your papa was missing.  

Like he was there for a few small moments at a time, and he always put you to bed but you still missed him and wanted to spend more time with him. This wasn’t fair to you; you were just a small little baby. You shouldn't be alone; you should be in papa's arms while he sings you soft songs as he feeds you a bottle. But no, you were in your tiny room all by yourself.  

It was in the late afternoon; the sun was beaming through the windows of your nursery, and you were in your crib. You had just woken up from your nap and you were not having it right now, 

you had a dream where people were saying icky things to you and your Carrers just watched and didn't say anything. You had tears in your eyes that were soon running down your face, and you were whining as you held your blanky close to you. Before you could roll over and see you heard the door open  “Sweet pea...?” you heard a familiar voice say as they walked over to you. When you looked up you saw your papa, he smiled softly but you could tell in his eyes he looked a little worried for you. “What is wrong my dear...?” He asked as he gently picked you up from your crib, with your blanket around you. You tried to use your words however you couldn't, there had been to much going on and you couldn't bear it anymore, you just felt your tiny self-get to overwhelmed and started to cry into your papas shoulder.   

“Now now my little deer what's the matter..?” he asked as he gently rubbed his hand over your back trying to calm down “Did you have a bad dream..?” he asked as he gently swayed with you. You nodded your tiny little head softly “Aw your poor thing.. Lets get you a bottle made..” he said as he gently carried you in his arms to the kitchen as he started to make you a bottle.  

He gently fed you as he carried you back to your room and sat in the nursery. It stayed quite for awhile however once you were done he sat the bottle on a side table as gently rubbed your back as you laid on his chest “Why did you have a bad dream my little fawn?” he asked softly. Words were  hard since you were small right now, so feeling bad you gently pointed at him. “Me..?” he asked softly as he tried to think about it. “Is it because ive been busy..?” he asked, and when you gave a small nod he felt horrible “I know ive been busy my little fawn... im so sorry i dont mean to be...it must be hard for you since its been so crazy..” You nodded again as a small sigh left your mouth.  

“I promise i will try to be here more my little deer..” He said softly. “What would you like to do today my little fawn.. We can do anything you want to...” alastor said as he gently looked over to you. You bable softly in respone, a soft smile on alastors face as you do “Hm, that sounded like music, am i right?” he asked. You cooed at his answer which basically meant yes so with a smile he gently got you up and carried you to your changing table “ok baby fawn but you gotta get changed first, and then we can ok?”. You nodded softly as he changed you and put you in a onesie, then he grabbed your blanky, paci, and stuffie as he made his way to his raido tower. He opend the window softly as he went and sat in his chair as he turned on his raido which turned on soft lullubys for you as he gently swayed with you and your stuffie. 

The night was peaceful as later made you dinner, read you books, and gave you a bubble bath, because no matter how busy he was, Alastor always made time for you, after all he was your papa, and you were his fawn.  

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[nothingenoughao3]

Why we wanna transition to Mad Scientist (or, revulsion and queerness in horror)

(Hi, @ash-eats-film! This is the thing I mentioned!)

Horror has a few baseline emotions it tries to inflict on the audience. This has been written about for decades, most famously by Stephen King, but the baseline elements most writers agree on are as follows.

Dread: Anxiety over what is about to happen

Terror: The fear of what is occurring right this second

Revulsion: Being forced to interact directly with what's happening right now

Black comedy: Being tricked into laughing at either the terror or the revulsion

Horror: The trauma response to what just happened

A great example of this can be seen in The Evil Dead II (YT link that doesn't include the full context, but does have the, uh, money shot). There's the dread of realizing there's something in the root cellar; the terror of when the Deadite pops up in the trapdoor; the combined revulsion and black comedy of Ash jumping on the Deadite's skull/the door, popping out its eyeball which shoots into Bobby Joe's mouth, and then the horror of what just went down rolling over Ash and his current companions.

Often, revulsion and black comedy go hand in hand. That's because they're tension relievers. The revolting thing becomes ridiculous, and you laugh at how ridiculous it is. This lets you settle down in the midst of the gore and death, just slightly, just enough to get through it... so the horror can fully set in for you, too, once it's over.

You also, often, question your own stability if you laugh in the middle of a gross-out horror scene: "Am I sick? Is there something wrong with me for laughing at X?" This is even worse if the villain starts laughing--now you're questioning whether you're IDing with the monster. Are you okay? Is something wrong with you?

Revulsion is often framed as the slutty member of the good, proper, morally-upright brigade of horror. We have a name for folks who seek out gross-out horror--they're gore-hounds, a term that is virtually always pejorative when applied to other people. We call certain types of horror "torture porn" or "gore porn", as though it is inherently sleazy and sexual to rely on this specific emotional reaction. (Note that we don't have "black comedy-porn", or "dread hounds", even though a dread hound sounds really fucking cool.)

Not to go off on a huge tangent, but I think the issue with media that overly relies on revulsion is that it's unbalanced, not that it's bad. A movie that's nothing but dread never has any emotional payoff. A movie that's nothing but terror never lets the audience relax back into their seats and, paradoxically, will become boring (imagine two hours of jumpscares).

So forth and so on: all aspects of horror rely on each other to survive. That includes scenes that make you go "Awww, sick" while nervously cackling.

Here's the thing: in previous generations, revulsion was similarly understood to be an essential part of horror, but what led to a revolted reaction was very different.

Lovecraft (boo this man! BOOOOO) understood the power of revulsion, which was the source of a lot of his strangest and most vivid descriptions. It was also the source of some of his most bigoted ideas working into his stories. The undercurrent of "non-WASPs are evil because they are repulsive" is as pervasive in his work as "the universe is incomprehensibly vast". You kind of can't get around that.

But there's another thing Lovecraft did to generate revulsion. He wrote a number of stories where an unhealthy focus on corpses, graveyards, graverobbing, and the like is, indirectly or directly, associated with sexual perversion. 

How many, you may ask? Off the top of my head, there's "The Loved Dead", "In the Vault", "The Disinterment", "Pickman's Model", The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, "The Hound" and "Herbert West: Re-Animator". All of these tales share certain themes, which don't repeat beat-for-beat in each tale but do overlap:

Male character becomes obsessed with dead bodies--whether that's stealing them, having sex with them, desecrating them, or resurrecting them.

He is comfortable around death and the dead to a degree that is unusual, sometimes explicitly stating that he prefers the smells/sights of death to those of life.

Terms like "fiendish", "hellish", "abnormal" and "perverse" are used to describe him; his gaze towards dead bodies or to experiments may be framed as "leering" or "speculative".

He is frequently a twink; often described as being frail, if not noticeably beautiful; he may recall being mocked for being "bookish" or "weak" as a child.

He is superficially charming in a way that gets him by in polite society, but not long-term nor in-depth.

He often ensnares an otherwise "normal" man to share his obsessions, effectively recruiting him as an assistant... until the "normal" guy realizes he's about to go on the chopping block (or, in at least one story, already was on the chopping block).

Their crimes involve a lot of sneaking around late at night, locked doors, whispering so they don't get caught (or they'll be killed), secretiveness, glee at getting away with it, and frequently, sharing the same living space.

The Unrepentant Evil Dude is often killed at the end of his tale in a way that implies vigilante/mob justice is at hand. 

The other may be allowed to live if he's very sorry and frames the whole story as being the fault of the other guy, or he may die too while affirming his horrible demise as just, even if it terrifies him.

(One could make an argument that Wilbur Whateley fits into some of these tropes. It's me I'm one)

If this all sounds very gay, Lovecraft probably would have agreed. He had as dim a view of homosexuality as he did on most other things that were Outside The Norm. In other words, we were supposed to see Richard Upton Pickman with his ghouls and think, "Ah, yes, this is a metaphor for queerness", only we were supposed to be revolted by that revelation.

This same attempt at revulsion can be easily read into Victor Frankenstein, and probably more Mad Scientists than I can name offhand (but feel free to in reblogs). Frankenstein's "crimes against nature" were connected to dead bodies as well, and likewise involved a lot of sneaking around, locked doors, and worry about what would happen were he caught with this naked man-thing he's keeping in his dorm. His crime, as with his parody character Herbert West, is creating life outside the bounds of heterosexual cisgender sex. This was meant to revolt readers' sensibilities as much as the whole cutting-up-corpses-and-stitching-them-back-together thing would.

This is why, if we're being honest, "Re-Animator" and "Bride of Re-Animator" are not necessarily gay… they're homophobic. This might be controversial, but stick with me.

I feel like Gordon and Yuzna were tapping into that old-fashioned Revulsion Handbook, including from the source material, which thematically linked Herbert West with queerness. (I'm using "queer" a lot here, but I would personally include trans-friendly readings under that rubric; I'm using "queer" in the analytical sense and not solely in the identity sense.) This means that, ironically, a lot of what we could point to as queer subtext is actually homophobic text.

This is reinforced by the novelization of the first film, written by a homophobe who got Trumpist brainworms later in life. He wanted to make West repulsive to the reader, and therefore, he tried to make West more gay. And IT WORKED. 

To be clear, I'm not accusing anybody, other than the novelist, of being a homophobe. There's a difference between possessing internalized bigoted beliefs which express themselves in writing, versus utilizing tropes originating in bigotry because That's What's Done Around Here. (I can understand why others might not perceive a meaningful difference.) Like the Cuzco lizards, this queerness-as-villainy is definitely a stupid thing ported in from the source material.

I do think that this is why everybody but Our Queen Barbara Crampton seems embarrassed or nonplussed by all the transfags pestering them about fellatio tapes. It's because they don't get why this thing appeals so much to us. It shouldn't. If anything, they should be canceled for having yet another queer-coded villain, along with a number of other plot choices of questionable taste (I'm looking at you, The Head Scene, and I don't like what I see).

Only, uh, it didn't work out that way long-term, did it?

I thank Cronenberg and venereal horror for this, in part. Brutally queer despite not being explicitly gay, venereal horror is what happens when the characters should be revolted, but aren't. 

This kind of thing is horrifying for crossing the line twice: first by being disgusting, then by having characters respond as though it is exciting, or sexually stimulating, or if nothing else, normal. They are perverse. They leer at the dead and the subjects of their experiments. And the disgusting monsters at the center of these narratives are celebrated. Their twisted sexualities are explored with the same brave frankness other filmmakers give to milquetoast cishet missionary nonsense. Their political views are given life and air, and usually, they're right. Their deaths, if they come at all, are framed as tragedies brought on by society's sick rejection of the flesh their brave experimentation.

Cronenberg's the dude who unironically thinks that Shivers (trigger warning for literally everything) has a happy ending. My man David's got subscriptions where others have issues.

Venereal horror has given us a new metaframework for looking at the repulsive, the monstrous, and the problematic and responding to it… differently.

Now here's another thing: Lovecraft likewise provided a structure for embracing the grotesque and the queer.

Pickman, the Decadent artist, paints photorealistic, enormous portraits of ghouls. Literal flesh-eaters. He is fascinated by them, comfortable with them. "Model" heavily implies that Pickman is a ghoul changeling--switched at birth with a human child. This leans into Lovecraft's ideas about heritability being a major source of horror, of course, and seems run of the mill until you get to The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.

In there, Pickman appears again, but this time as a ghoul. He has cast off his human social shackles and joined the beings he loves, beings who understand him and support him. Kadath is notable in that the ghouls are actually... like... reliable, loyal, and morally good? Carter's opinion pretty much is, "They do eat human corpses and they smell awful, but they're all very nice and want to help me on my quest, so maybe they're not so bad (if not as good as the cat army)".

This feels like Lovecraft acknowledging that his entire approach of linking queerness, death, and revulsion is fundamentally flawed. Once you become familiar with the repulsive, it becomes not-really-that-repulsive-at-all. You can find beauty in it, and amusement, and love. Pickman embracing his ghoulish nature isn't all that different from Seth Brundle's overall lack of revulsion at his body's transformation. And it's not that different from what a lot of transmasculine folks go through, either.

It's not that transmascs, trans men, and/or transfags don't see what West does as crimes against nature. It's that we're all very fucking tired of being accused of crimes against nature. We're tired of not being able to look at socmed without finding accusations that we're disgusting perverts who sneak around behind closed doors to corrupt innocent, promising people to be our lackeys and partners in crime.

Hell, I refer to my wife as "my partner in crime" not because it's a cute way of acknowledging how well and how much we work together both in life and creativity. It's also because we could have been arrested for our relationship when we got together.

We were illegal.

There was a lot of sneaking around and whispering and trying not to get caught and "what if they call the cops on us if we're clocked". Can I tell my friends about this? Will they reject me or rat me out? Where am I safe? Nowhere. Best to lock the door and then check it again to be sure. Best to be very quiet.

Best to act like a graverobber trying to get their grisly wares back home before good, decent, Christian folk see them.

So when I hear "Blasphemy? Before what God?!", I read it as (whether he's ace or aro, gay or achillean, trans man or transmasc or genderfucked) a queer slogan of defiance, instead of a defense of graverobbing, corpse desecration, and non-consensual resurrection.

We're told we and our bodies are repulsive, so being told that Herbert is also repulsive makes him more relatable. Instead of wondering what the hell's wrong with him for shooting up reagent, we all theorize that it's actually T or has similar effects--because we're all told that T is a toxin that will horribly change and disfigure our bodies. He dresses in a three-piece suit for school, and instead of reading him as a stiff and overly-formal little freak, we assume he's layering up because he hasn't found a hoodie he likes yet. 

He cackles at his horrific creations, and instead of saying "What a fucking freak (anguished)", we say "What a fucking freak (affectionate)" and laugh along with him. Who among us hasn't taken apart our Barbies and tried to combine their parts with the Kens? What is a doll, or a human, but a collection of parts to be rearranged? Haven't we also been told we're freaks for rearranging our own parts?

We've already been told by society at large that we are Herbert West. We're just embracing it, in the proud tradition of venereal horror fans who are not revolted when they ought to be, and I think that's delightful.

[jrwibaby]

Chip is an age regressor but it takes So Long for anyone to notice because he only regresses to like 10-12, still relatively independent, so they just assume he’s being a bastard again & tell him to fuck off.

No one, including him, figures it out until Grimm - the charm during the fight fucks him up enough that he starts going down to 7-9 years old instead, and at one point he trips over a loose board and starts hiccuping and trying not to cry instead of getting up and chasing whoever laughed at him.

Anyway. He gets love. He gets so much love. Gillion tries to make a swaddle for him because he doesn’t understand how human development works and almost gets set on fire for it

oh absolutely. he'd act like normal chip just more energy and slightly more chaotic with a little less thought put into things

i do think the grimm arc should be explored more in fic... because he was canonically regressing LMAO or at least ooc it was perceived as such. i think especially after the nightmares too he tends to regress younger because he's just scared, and he wants comfort he hasn't found in a long time

gillion and jay are both pretty new to this whole thing but they do try their best. gillion still doesn't quite understand how humans develop but one thing that the undersea and the oversea share is piggyback rides... and chip does in fact love them

jay gets to be an older sister when she's around chip always, something she's wanted to be for basically her whole life, so in a way it sort of helps her too. it fulfils a childhood wish for a younger sibling, and for chip, it helps him feel loved and wanted, something he never got

—that being said, they do play wrestle because little chip always has loads of energy, and he beats her almost every time because she decides to go easy only to realize little chip is just as strong as big chip

[the-universal-sun]

hi, if you don't mind could you write some fluff of regressed Stan receiving one of those alien plushies with paws?

Thank you and have a nice day

Okay so I did have to look up what you meant by Alien Plushie with paws, and yeah, they’re cute. And of course I don’t mind! I hope you enjoy it!

I’m sorry if this isn’t as fluffy as you imagined, I did have Stan go into a brief turmoil there, but it doesn’t last for long! I’m always open for helpful critiques in my comments and DMs!

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Stan stared at the weird green thing.

The weird green thing stared back.

“Lee? How do you like it? I saw it at the fair, as I was walking around with the children when you were manning the Mystery Shack’s booth. It’s quite cute, right?” Sixer looked so excited about this stuffy that he was holding out, that Stan didn’t know how to tell him he doesn’t know what it is. Does it look soft? Yes of course, and it looks cute-not as cute as Poindexter and Shanklin 2, though. Stan looks up at his brother and signs “What”, pointing to the green thing in his brother’s hands.

“What is it? It’s an alien of course! Well, the human’s approximation of an alien. While there is a species of extraterrestrial that looks similar to this…” Stan tunes the rest of Sixer’s words out, he can’t understand them anyways, and focuses on the…alien stuffy? It’s big eyes are kind of scary, but he thinks he can get used to it. He grabs it while Ford talks and paces around the room, turning it around in his hands. It has paws! And little toe beans! Stan loves him already!

He hums lightly as he traces over the shapes of his new friends' paws. Where should he go at the table during their tea parties? Poindexter has to sit next to him, he gets upset when he’s sat beside someone other than Stan, and so does Shanklin 2. He could go beside Ford, but on which side? Stan can’t decide, he’ll have to play with all three of them to see who his new friend gets along with best. He’ll also have to name him, but what’s a good name for an alien stuffy with paws? Stan picks up Poindexter and Shanklin 2 from next to him, going over to his toy box in the corner of their room, digging through it to find some legos and doll sized furniture. He plops down and starts building houses with his legos, a different one for each stuffy, fit to match their personalities. Ford’s still walking around and talking, Stan looks back to check on him, he has a Journal out now and is flipping through it.

“It’s amazing to have observed the Convergent Evolution of the M’aacri’i and the Ensvolere’s of the planet Aegna VI in dimension 53-Alpha-” He’s lost Stan for sure now, the scientific names and processes getting lost and jumbled around in his head. He turns back around and continues to play with his stuffies, trying to figure out the perfect name for his new friend and who to sit him beside at the table. This is a tough process, Stan has to think about potential conflicts between his stuffies and the order being changed around now, and he has to give another one an equal amount of attention so he doesn’t feel left out and lonely-not that he’s complaining about his new friend. It’s frustrating Stan, leading him to whine and pull at his hair as he thinks about these things. He doesn’t want to think about these frustrating things anymore!

“Lee? Are you alright? What’s wrong, Bud?” Ford snaps him back out of his head, Stan didn’t even notice him stop talking and come over. His brother’s so cool, so sneaky. He gestures to his stuffies, including the Alien, and tries to make his shaky fingers sign a sentence, but only able to half sign a “friends”, “three”, and “hard”. “It’s hard for these three to be friends? Make friends?” Ford guesses wrong. Stan shakes his head, pointing at the stuffies and then shrugging, trying to convey his frustration with not knowing how these three will go with each other. It’s stupid. He feels stupid. He is stupid, finding such a stupid thing to get upset over-

“Hey! It’s okay, Lee, I think I get it. Please don’t hurt yourself.” Ford pulls down Stan’s hands which had started to beat against his head, “You’re having trouble figuring out if these three will be good friends, right? Well I’ve got the answer to that, of course they will be! You’re their best friend, and I know your stuffed animals love you.” Ford presses a kiss to Stan’s forehead, and he leans into it, relishing the contact with his favorite person and problem solver. He needs help with one more problem, where they sit at the table. He tries his best to sign this question, too, only getting out a barely legible “table” and “sit”.

“Where will they all sit at the table, hmmm? Well I think Shanklin 2 is just fine where he is, my right hand Opossum. Your new friend,” Ford waves to the Alien stuffy can sit on your right, where your teddy goes, and Poindexter can sit on your lap, is that alright?” Man, Stan’s brother was a genius! He never would have thought of that-well, not in this headspace anyways. His brother is so cool, he loves him so much! Stan nods his head in response to Ford’s answer to his most pressing problem, agreeing with his solution entirely. “That’s good! I’m glad I could help, Lee.” Ford takes a moment to smooth back Stan’s hair, his smile matching his Little brother’s right now. “Do you need help naming your new friend, or do you already have a very cool name picked out for him.” Stan nods his head again, of course he has a name! Silly, Sixer. That was the easiest part. He pauses for a few seconds, moving his tongue around in his mouth. He wants to try to say the name of the Alien, with his mouth. He deems his tongue to not be too thick to say one word right now. Stan opens his mouth, he can see Ford leaning in closer, a wide smile on his face and his chest puffing up the longer Stan waits to speak. Is he just excited to hear the name? Is Stan keeping him-what’s the word? Surpence? Suptense? Whatever, Ford obviously needs to hear the name before he explodes. Stan takes a breath and focuses really hard on not stuttering. Finally, he feels like he can speak good enough for this-

“Pickle.” Stan says, softly but as confident as he can manage his voice to sound right now.

He bursts out laughing, falling back in tears, as Ford’s face falls.

(Ford totally thought Stan was going to name the Alien Toy after him, let's be real. That’s the biggest reason he was excited about presenting it to Stan lol.)

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° ° ° SACCHARINE HONEYBEE ° ° °

» Summary: A compilation of headcannons featuring V as your caregiver

» Character(s): Serial Designation V (Murder Drones)

» Genre: Headcanons, Fluff, SFW

» Warning(s): None - Completely Safe!

╰┈➤ It took her awhile to become accustomed to your preferences, but once she learnt that you personally gravitated towards her for protection it was much easier for her to get into the swing of things. I mean, how could she not when she knows you trust her so much? She didn’t protest beyond this point.

╰┈➤ V doesn’t necessarily like to carry you around everywhere unless you’re tired, but when she’s feeling up for it she’ll carry you piggyback style. She won’t be your chauffeur for insanely long distances, much preferring it if you’d just walk beside her to get all your zoomies out. Although should you happen to fall asleep mid carry, V will continue to hold on to you until she finds a safe place to put you down.

╰┈➤ Her pet name for you is strictly just ‘baby’ because that’s what you are - a little baby. V uses this in both a teasing and endearing manner depending on her mood. There are slight variations such as: ‘little baby’ and ‘my baby’. If you’re misbehaving though, she’ll refer to you as ‘little twerp’. As for herself, she’ll let you get away with calling her ‘VeVe’ but she absolutely hates anything else; she’s picky.

╰┈➤ She’s not really physically affectionate yet head pets come in the dozens. However, if you do exactly what she says, she’ll lovingly run her fingers through your hair before gently kissing your little nose (as long as no one else is around, of course). You may even get a peck on the cheek if she’s feeling more warmhearted although I wouldn’t expect it.

╰┈➤ Surprisingly (or maybe unsurprisingly) V is an exceptionally protective caregiver. Once she adapts to your specific needs, she’s always close behind you to guarantee your safety. You never really notice that she’s there but she certainly is there, watching, observing, listening. You don’t really suspect anything until she starts to conveniently appear out of thin air whenever you have a minor inconvenience. She wants her little to be protected and she’ll be damned if she wasn’t going to be your guardian.

╰┈➤ V gets on her knees to talk to you at eye level. It’s generally just a preference of hers so she can make sure that you’re focusing on what she’s telling you. This is also her default position for when she’s scolding you, attempting to comfort you, listening to what you have to say…maybe it’s just her default position with you full stop. At least she knows if you’re paying attention or not.

╰┈➤ V finds it hilarious if you copy her sassy attitude, especially if you repeat her exact words right back at another drone whose aggravating either of you. Not only does she think it’s amusing but adorable also. If she catches you copying her mannerisms (hands on hips, rolling your eyes, ect) she’ll give you a tiny smile of approval and then use you as leverage to prove her point.

╰┈➤ If you ask her real nicely she may bring out her bubble blower for you. V doesn’t know why you find it so entertaining considering it’s just a stress reliever to her, but it's better than you being bored and getting grouchy. It never seems to run out of juice somehow; you get to pop as many bubbles as you want for as long as you want! V might possibly get a little playful and give you a challenge to see how many bubbles you can pop within a certain amount of time. Enrichment for her baby.

╰┈➤ V is a very no nonsense caregiver and won’t tolerate any disrespect from you. Talking back is the ultimate big no-no. She’ll lecture you and put you in time out until you’ve learnt your lesson. When you apologise it has to be with genuine sincerity (V will know if you’re lying just to get out of your punishment).

╰┈➤ That being said, she’ll definitely let you get away with disrespecting others. She enjoys watching you stand your ground, stomping your feet in anger as you fiercely babble at whoever is in front of you. V will even encourage you to be meaner if she feels like you’re being too soft. The drones always run away after a couple of minutes; you’re completely obvious to the fact that V is standing right behind you, claws and teeth on full display, ready to escalate things should they not listen to you.

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Outsider's Agere

These are just how I think the Outsider's Curtis group would fall under the Age Regression categories.

Darry is a caregiver.

Darry takes care of the whole gang, whether they are a little or not. He loves cooking for them and knowing that they are all safe, typically by forcing them to stay over if they don't / can't / won't return home for any reason. He adjusted the second quickest (Sodapop the quickest, technically) to the caregiver role.

Two-Bit is a caregiver.

Two-Bit is a caregiver in a fun uncle way, especially with Ponyboy. He is constantly eyeing up things he thinks any of the littles would like and pocketing the smaller stuff and nearly outright buying the bigger stuff. He obviously knows to be careful, but judgement has never stopped him.

Steve is a caregiver.

Steve is also a caregiver, though mainly for Sodapop, and occasionally Johnny. He is just fine if he has to take care of Ponyboy, he'd just prefer not to given that a little Ponyboy is clingy (so is Sodapop) but he's also silent and it unnerves Steve a bit, and he never knows what the kid wants to do or what he likes.

Dally is a flip.

Dally is a flip. He's a caregiver for Johnny and Ponyboy, though he also slips when he's by himself. Johnny and Ponyboy ended up stumbling across him when he was little and carefully led him back to the Curtis' household where Darry and Two-Bit jumped up to take care of Dally. He regresses back to around 6 or 7 years old. 8 at the oldest.

Sodapop is a flip.

Sodapop is a flip. He's a caregiver for Ponyboy, and Johnny since the two are very attached, and occasionally Dally when he slips, though having more than one little regressed can and will cause all the little to regress, but more so Sodapop, so most times Steve or Two-Bit is there, just in case. He regresses to about 5-7 years old consistently.

Johnny is a regressor.

Johnny is a regressor. Though he can and will take care of Ponyboy if Ponyboy regresses around him, though usually Dally's around because Johnny will often regress if Ponyboy is. If they are alone, however, he can manage to just take care of Ponyboy. He regresses to about 4-6 years old.

Ponyboy is a regressor.

Ponyboy is a regressor. He was the first one to regress, which was around Johnny and Sodapop, and a bit of Dally since he came in after it started, and Ponyboy had been scared which made him slip even younger. It took the gang adjusting and there was a long learning period that only Little Ponyboy remembers. He regresses to about 3-5 years old.

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Little Viktor moodboard

Might open requests again soon :]

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⁎˚ ఎ Arcane Agere ໒ ˚⁎

I was wondering if i could request cg!Viktor (arcane) headcanons?

•Viktor, despite his frail health, is fiercely protective of those he cares about. His sharp mind and relentless drive make him a formidable force, particularly when he sees someone he loves in danger. He might not be able to physically shield them, but he would use every ounce of his intellect and resourcefulness to ensure their safety—designing gadgets, traps, or even new forms of Hextech protection

•Given his background in science and his own health struggles, Viktor would have a deep knowledge of medicine and anatomy. He would be the type to carefully monitor the health of those he cares about, ensuring they have access to the best treatments and technology. His workshop likely contains various medical devices he’s created, tailored to specific needs, especially for anyone who has chronic conditions or injuries

•Viktor would go out of his way to tailor his care to the individual. Whether it’s designing a specific Hextech tool that helps with a unique challenge or creating a comfortable environment for someone recovering from an illness, Viktor's approach to caregiving is highly personalized. He believes that technology should be used to enhance quality of life, and he applies this philosophy to those he loves

•Viktor, despite his intense focus on his work, is incredibly gentle with those he cares about. He understands the value of emotional support and knows that sometimes, what someone needs most is encouragement. He’d take time to listen to their concerns and offer thoughtful advice, always from a place of understanding and empathy. Even in his darkest moments, he’d try to be a source of light for those he loves

•Viktor tends to put others before himself, often neglecting his own health and well-being. If someone he cares about is in need, he’d push himself to the brink to help them, even if it means exacerbating his own condition. This self-sacrificial tendency might worry those close to him, but Viktor sees it as a necessary burden—something he must do to protect those who matter to him

•Viktor would use his inventive genius to create small, thoughtful devices to ease the burdens of daily life for those he loves. For example, if someone struggles with anxiety, he might design a small, handheld device that emits soothing sounds or lights. For someone who works late into the night, he’d craft a lamp with adjustable light levels to reduce eye strain. These little inventions are Viktor's way of showing he cares

•Viktor understands the power of presence. Sometimes, he knows that words aren’t necessary, and he’ll simply sit with someone in comfortable silence. Whether it’s in his workshop or a quiet corner of Zaun, Viktor offers his company as a balm, understanding that his presence alone can be a source of comfort

•Viktor values intellect and curiosity, and he would encourage those he cares about to pursue their own passions and interests. He’d be the type to share books, discuss theories, or even mentor someone in the finer points of science and technology. Viktor sees knowledge as a gift, and he’d be generous in sharing it with those close to him

•He would likely keep detailed records of the health and well-being of those he cares about. He’d have files on their medical history, notes on their preferences, and even journals documenting their emotional states over time. While this might seem clinical, it’s Viktor’s way of ensuring he can provide the best care possible—by being as informed as he can be

•Viktor’s love and care are often shown in quiet, almost unnoticed ways. He might not be openly affectionate, but his actions speak volumes. Whether it’s fixing something before the other person even realizes it’s broken, or leaving little gifts of technology that make life easier, Viktor’s care is subtle but deeply felt

•Viktor has a special routine for putting themnto bed. Every night, he reads them a story from his collection of old Zaun tales, his voice soft and soothing. After the story, he uses a tiny Hextech device he created that projects calming, starry lights onto the ceiling, helping them drift off to sleep with a sense of wonder. He’ll always tuck them in just right, making sure they feel safe and snug before giving them a gentle goodnight

•When it’s mealtime, Viktor takes extra care in preparing food for the age regressor. He understands that during regression, certain textures and tastes can be comforting or distressing, so he always makes sure to prepare something they love. Whether it's cutting sandwiches into fun shapes or making warm soup when they’re feeling vulnerable, Viktor’s attention to detail makes every meal feel like an act of love. He even designed a spoon that changes colors when it’s too hot, to make feeding time a bit more playful and safe

•He’ll gather a collection of simple, safe materials and together they’ll create small gadgets or toys. Viktor patiently explains how each piece works, encouraging them to explore their curiosity. The look of pride on their face when they finish a project together is one of Viktor’s greatest joys. Sometimes, they’ll even design little robots that can move around, making the little one giggle with delight as their creation comes to life

•Viktor is incredibly patient and always there with gentle words of reassurance. If his sweetheart ever feels overwhelmed or scared, Viktor kneels down to their level, offering a warm smile and reminding them that they’re safe. He’s quick to scoop them up into a comforting hug if they need it, his hold gentle yet secure. His presence is a constant source of comfort, a steady anchor in their sometimes turbulent world

•Viktor loves surprising them with little inventions he makes specifically for them. One day, they might find a music box that plays their favorite tune, or a tiny Hextech creature that lights up and follows them around the room. Each surprise is crafted with so much care and love, and the regressor’s wide-eyed wonder and joy are the best rewards Viktor could ask for

•If his sunshine has a bad dream, Viktor is quick to respond. He’ll sit by their side, softly humming a calming tune, and gently stroke their hair until they’re ready to talk about what scared them. Viktor listens intently, offering comfort and reassuring them that everything is alright. He might even stay with them until they fall back asleep, or create a small device that projects soothing lights to chase away the lingering fear

•Viktor cherishes the quiet mornings when they wakes up. He’ll help them get dressed, choosing soft, comfortable clothes that they like. Breakfast is always a special time, Viktor prepares their favorite foods, and they eat together while Viktor listens to them excitedly talk about their dreams or plans for the day. He loves seeing their bright smile first thing in the morning; it’s the best way to start his day, too !

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