#ace jon???????

[trees-to-meet-you]

Got to the end of TMA 106 y’all were right these girls were literally just calling out Martin for being a petty gay bitch

[wojtekaneko]

well that was awkward

[cult-of-the-eye]

I love how intricate asexuality can be. No sex at all? Sure! Just want to watch? Brilliant! Only comfortable with topping? You go girl! Only rarely feel aroused and when you do it's very touch and go? Wonderful! Kinky but not in a sex way? Coolio! Queerness is full of nuance and people are complicated and things never live in a vacuum!!

[mlmshark]

One gripe I have with the tma fandom is that they will not stop sexualizing Jon aka the ONE asexual character and then be like “Well asexuality is a spectrum! Asexual people can have sex!” Which yeah, true, but they say Jon doesn’t period. Literally the direct quote is like “Oh yeah Jon doesn’t at all.” AT ALL. Now stop writing/drawing that man having sex so fucking much

[gammija]

tiefling jon's first day at the Archives

[masterofiodine]

jon being canonically ace makes me so happy :))

edit: i fucked up the stripes on the flag omfg

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian and the pets reaction to finding Alfred the cat with illegal catnip?

[in the barn]

Alfred the cat: *drags a pouch in*

Bat-Cow: What is that?

Alfred: Catnip. It's medicinal.

Titus, opening the bag: Why is it glowing?

Alfred: Those are the medicinal properties.

Ace: Have you been seeing Dex-Starr again? I told you, that cat is bad news.

Haley: Who's Dex-Starr?

Alfred: Not relevant. Just help me hide it before our human sees.

Bat-Cow: How about inside the haystack?

Ace: No, it's from a Red Lantern. It could catch fire. Under the floorboards, perhaps.

Alfred: Absolutely not. I was instructed to keep it away from damp environments.

Haley: Why does it matter? Doesn't Damian let you have catnip?

Alfred: Catnip is fine. Damian doesn't want me being around Dex-Starr.

Haley: Why?

Alfred: It's complicated. Are you gonna help or not?

Titus: I know, Goliath! We can hide it under his bedding.

Alfred: Great idea.

Jerry: *squawks*

Alfred: That's Jerry's signal. Damian's coming. Act natural.

Damian, entering: I thought I would find you here. Titus, your bath has been drawn.

Damian: *looks around*

Damian: What's going on?

Alfred: Uh... meow?

Damian: *shrugs and leaves with Titus*

Alfred: Phew, that was a close one. Remember, guys. What happens in the barn, stays in the barn.

[meanwhile in Metropolis]

Krypto, who was listening: Adding that to the blackmail file.

Jon: What is it, boy?

Krypto: Uh... bark?

Jon: *shrugs and goes back to texting Damian*

[map-of-obsessions]

Richie is asexual. To me. Because when he talks about being his anime girls, he says he wants to 'hold them in his arms' which is an entirely nonsexual activity, when in my experience anime nerds will not hesitate to tell you all the wild freaky things they want to do with the characters. Also, the whole 'hit it and quit it conversation' feels like a desperate attempt at bro talk (possibly inspired by Richie eavesdropping on the football players when he's in the locker room as Zeke) that just culminates in awkwardness. Richie can't understand why Pete wouldn't want to hook up with Ruth (because all allo people seem to want to have sex all the time, right?) but simultaneously has no desire to do so himself, despite his own arguments about how easy it would be.

Also because I can do whatever I want forever and all of my faves get the 'asexual panromantic' beam projected upon them.

[yurisupernova]

a day late i think but happy ace week!!!!! <3

[cade-space]

Martin: Are you fucking with me right now?

Jon: The only thing I'm fucking is stupid so no

Martin: *sighs* You are not stupid.

Jon: No yeah I know, I just said it for the joke

Martin: ... The ace joke?

Jon: Ya it's pride month

Martin: ...

Jon: Happy pride mon-

Martin: We're in a fight right now

[giddyaunt425]

I lied. I made more.

And I won't stop with the Adric ones.

[indecisitivity]

jon sims is ace bc jonny sims does not understand the 'fuckable monster' trope but didn't want that to happen to jon so he just decided to circumvent it entirely by making jon ace send tweet

[kayotic-catgirl]

confession that could probably get me executed by the tma fandom:

as someone on the asexual spectrum (please keep this part in mind), i enjoy seeing all the different interpretations of jon's asexuality, instead of acting like he can only be asexual in one specific way like a lot of this fandom does.

[hiding behind a giant rock trembling in fear]

[clarinettispaghetti]

Garf Attorney‼️

[mlmshark]

“Omg, I don’t get why people get so mad at a canonically asexual character being sexualized! Just don’t read it if you don’t like it!” Are you fucking stupid? Repeat that back to yourself

[aamellow]

WE LOVE ACE REP THAT ISN'T JUST ROBOTS ‼️‼️‼️

(I'm planning on making this a sticker!! )