#milo ramblings

[crazycatmilo]

Sherlock & Co is so funny because if they actually existed, John would be breaking SO many privacy laws 😭 not just that but he just straight up records himself committing crimes like breaking and entering and everyone’s just chill about it. Sherlock & Co podcast would NOT survive GDPR 💀

[milo-hypno]

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

[lovelywayniac]

MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[theendlesseyes]

The canary statement in the first episode of TMAGP really reminds me of the role that the angler fish episode played in TMA. The angler fish served as the first warning and was in it of itself descriptive of its role; the statement was the lure, and the trap. It was its own warning of what was to come. The canary statement reminds me of the saying "canary in a coal mine" from when miners would bring canararies down into the mines to warn them of when oxygen became too low. The bird would run out of oxygen and stop singing, likely dying. Red Canary went underground and "sang" about what they found until it killed/injured them. They are the first warning and died as a sort of warning to others- to get above ground, to get away while it was still possible. Both statements are a warning and a descriptor of what's to come.

[dahlia-tourism-board]

The way Milo's voice cracked when he said "I am a grown man, ma!"

This man will be lowkey terrified of his mother for as long as he lives

[escapisttt]

sweetheart: yeah in this crazy alternate universe you’re together with the tyrant king imperial and his name is damien. you’ve got such a thing for mean ass motherfuckers whose name starts with ‘Da.’

david: i am not—

angel: haha right! and ‘Mi.’

sweetheart: …

david: …

milo: …?!

sweetheart: …sorry what?

angel: michael! my exes name is michael, not—!

sweetheart: oh god right okay i thought i was gonna have to beat your ass

[aggro-my-beloved]

so if babe calls asher “pookie”, then that means milo is “bae” to sweetheart, therefore david gets called “hubby” by angel, and tank’s name for sam is “old fuck”

hope this helps 🥰🥰

[elilovesredacted]

Sweetheart and Milo have drunkenly sang ‘Ain’t No Mountain High Enough’ at a smaller pack get together and absolutely everyone was cheering, even David and Tank.

[ashertickler]

ok i feel like we overlook the fact that the shaw pack are UNIFORMED private security.

LIKE. these are fine shyts IN UNIFORM. WE LOVE HOT PEOPLE IN UNIFORM !!!

they gotta be wearing either suits (like private bodyguards) or more tactical uniform with combat boots, tactical (or maybe bulletproof?) vests, sunglasses, OH and those squiggly wired earpieces

[pileofpawns]

Currently losing my mind over how Milo Murphy’s Law, like Phineas & Ferb before it, has a good chunk of its cast being wonderfully autistic-coded WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY making it nearly impossible not to see Murphy’s Law as a blatant (albeit a bit shaky in some spots) metaphor for disability. Sara engages with Doctor Zone exactly how I engage with my media Special Interests!!!! I love it so much.

[crazycatmilo]

Jonk Watson and Sherlock brainrot is real. I’m almost done with the series already and it’s been a few days. I might have a problem

[milo-hypno]

[desmorotu]

Redacted Headcanons: Smoking Edition :3

honey is really giggly and affectionate when they’re high (as stated previously)

guy is less “millennial humor” and wayyyyyyy more affectionate. think the personality of fool!guy but with his continued affection

david smiles a lot and can’t keep his eyes open for too long before squinting them; he does giggle

angel falls asleep almost instantly

milo doesn’t participate unless sweetheart is present

morgan can feel the rhythm of time and falls into visions more often

geordi gets a kick out of hearing cutie’s thoughts

cutie won’t stop laughing at the funny things they think

sweetheart has trained themselves to look sober

darlin needs a significant amount more for it to hit

baaabe knows exactly what to do to make it a good experience and their tics (they have mild tourette’s) become more frequent; does cause small problems on rare occasion

asher’s millennial cringe gets worse; more dad jokes, stupid voices, and bad puns

sam (before turning) would go nonverbal and zone out

vincent (before turning) was always with friends

lovely did it to fall sleep on occasion before their turning

aaron and smartass have a blast giggling and unwinding after work together

elliott comes up with some craaaazy dreams for sunshine

anton doesn’t smoke, but when he does, it’s only been to cope with the project and the isolation from his partner

james does it as a way to unwind—mostly ends up with him in tears thinking of his spouse

damn crew has a night out of the month where they all get together for it

freelancer loves watching damien burn a hole in the floor over mario kart

lasko’s loose lips become even looser and he stutters less

SEND TWEET!!!!

[willowsz-plantsz]

willow says happy new year!!

[dahlia-tourism-board]

On the one hand, I adore seeing how different the Imperium versions of characters are, and how twisted and evil some of our fave boys became

On the other hand, I am cackling that imp!Milo is just what regular Milo would be if he was dealing with Situations™ and Circumstances™

[nonbinarycringe404]

If the department has no haters im dead