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how has masuru not literally died yet. every week he eats something that would kill a 1% less healthy man

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I literally do not know what the hell was going on in that subreddit, but don't do it.

You should be able to breathe like you normally do!

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i should be able to curl up and fall asleep without it giving me back or neck problems

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this duck LOVES pink drink

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the most noble professions are

3. line cooks. unsung warriors fighting in unreasonable conditions to make food that taste good.

2. sanitation worker. working at risk to carry out unpleasant tasks without which society would collapse within days. actual heroes

1. artists who draw blowjobs good

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it's insane how normalized 3d printing is i don't think people born post 2005 can comprehend how fantastical "appearing things with machines" was as an idea. kind of like cryogenics or VR indistinguishable from being somewhere. like i remember learning about 3d printing about 10 years ago and feeling like it was a little bit sci fi teletransportation magic like it was truly a mind=blown technological moment and now it's just like. do you want to buy this figurine of dawyne the rock johnson as pikachu on etsy

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Poppies, by Ed Perkins.

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i was hanging out with someone i had just met and i made reference to the fact that i'm a congenital amputee

and they were like "WAIT THAT'S REAL???"

and i was like HUH

and they were like "oh i have poorly managed psychosis and sometimes hallucinate that the people i'm looking at have the wrong amount of body parts. i just assumed i was hallucinating your hand the whole time i was talking to you"

deeply funny interaction of disabilities here lol

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What do you think of the Mont Blanc ink bottles?

this is a style of fountain pen ink bottle I like to call The Shoe. very stable but I bet I could find a way to knock it over if I tried hard enough. at the far ends of the bottle are very tasteful dips to help get the fountain pen nib all the way the fuck down there for some ink drinking. easier access and less likely to damage the nib or the bottle. I appreciate little details like that.

unless you mean this one which looks very very crunchy and good mouth feel. excellent for gripping, biting, throwing. it could use more of a dip at the bottom for easier pen stabbing. at least The Shoe makes it easier to get the last bits of ink.

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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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because the thing is bisexual

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