#accident? purposeful? yes

[enby-mori]

I think if any characters were married it would be poe and ranpo.

[salem-sapiens]

More doodles that are just Frollo and Phoebus bullying each other.

[ch1zzie]

The original in the bottom

Plus the picture I mainly drew but decided to draw the rest for funny

[glassedplanets]

still thinking about Worst Possible Timing Bodyswap AU

[hiddens-studio]

I got inspired and drew some ocean themed outfits for Descole and Layton.

These aren't for anything in particular, just some designs I made in the middle of the night. I hope you like them ^^

[discount--dracula]

sigh. bug.

[bleue-flora]

Right so… prison break. The question I set out to answer for my scavenger hunt is: Would Techno’s prison break plan via the toilet have worked?

And the answer is interesting… for starters, despite Dream informing us that there is an elder guardian right under the cell [clip], this is not true. The elder guardian is actually right above the cell, with one further away under the middle of the entire lava chamber [more details on prison guardians].

Which actually makes their escape even easier (well they’ll still have to deal with the mining fatigue, but with how many guardians there is and their proximity that probably wasn’t going to end from killing the one guardian anyways). The most efficient way I found, is actually digging behind the cell (remember how Sam was doing that in Daedalus) and crawling. Not only is there red stone back there, and an opening, but also that direction is the shortest distance to the outside. Using this method Dream only has to break 14 blocks total (11 obsidian, 2 black stone {red}, 1 iron bars {pink}) [details on breaking time], making his (absolute minimum) total breaking time 286 hours or roughly 12 days. {the red stained glass panes note which blocks he would break}

As an aside, Foolish actually got pretty close to breaking in [far right picture] and had he gone from the back wall instead he probably would have succeeded lol XD.

If however, rivals duo instead continued the path they were on, they would actually find that the cell is essentially floating, so the water would seep under and turn some of the lava into cobblestone. (Interestingly, there is existing cobblestone already down here, a detail Sam notices after Techno escapes and finds Dream in the water hole [clip]. If I had to guess, I’d say while setting up that stream in creative they actually broke more blocks to make it more believable, but noticed how it was hollow, so plugged it up but neglected to fix the cobblestone, and instead made up some canon reasons why they hadn’t made more progress [clip] [clip])

Anyways, if they did mine down there, they could break some cobblestone {lime} and do some crawling under the cell. Using the open space down there they’d want to make as much progress towards the back wall as possible before going down under the lava and then digging straight. If they did this method, they would have to break 24 blocks (22 obsidian, 2 cobblestone {lime}) and it’d take them a total of 566 hours or roughly 23 and a half days. (It should be noted though that in this path Dream would be swimming (holding space bar) while mining so he doesn’t drown - I’m pretty sure this wouldn’t cause him to starve, but still would be annoying and realistically rather exhausting.) {diamond blocks are to show which block above would be broken, with diamond ore representing cobblestone - wanted to make sure you can see where the water is}

Course these are what I found to be the most efficient ways, they could of course chose a different direction or break different blocks, increasing their escape time. Additionally, these methods only work as long as Dream is left alone long enough and(or) knows when to crawl back out when they come to not draw suspicion. So to give Dream some credit, Techno is a necessity for this to work at all and he couldn’t have done it before(or after) without risking major problems…

[mumblesplash]

Hey. Sorry if this is too forward but I saw your post about bones and. Would you like to do unethical experiments for the purpose of research into inventing the ability to shapeshift?

being too forward in asks: unacceptable

unethical science experiments on human subjects: okay and fine as long as you asked politely

[sysig]

Does this hurt? (Patreon)

Bonus:

I love surfacetable.txt <3

[dont-open-dead-inside-net]

You ever scratch a pimple and it hurts

you people say the darndest things

[lucabyte]

Elder Scrolls 🤝 Homestuck 🤝 Snapewives

i have a connection to make here but im not telling you

[the-stove-is-divorced]

Writing is fun because it's basically like a puzzle, neat lil' challenge for your mind to make It Work and Be Good, but also sometimes you accidentally parallel shit and now you're scrambling to figure out What The Fuck This Means.

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

went twice to the store again to see cute cashier

[lookwhatyoudidithasanxiety]

“I don’t think I wanna be Eclipse” is EERILY SIMILAR TO “I don’t think I’m Sun” or whatever he said rhhfhfhfjj

Disintegrating rn

:))))

[cesium-sheep]

ah. it's not just the way they carry themselves like a neurotic horse about to bolt at any moment that sets me on edge about arin's sibling. it's also the way they suddenly drop deeply emotionally intimate conversations on her without them seeming to have that level of actual bidirectional emotional closeness. yknow, like all the people on my plate before I got too sick to carry them.

[vinesaucejoelfacts]

FACT: Joey once ate a spider. We don't know why he just did one day idk i cant explain it