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[mumblesplash]

you're not innocent.

oh I'M not innocent? i never did anything. i'm not the one writing tetris sex manifestos all over a perfectly legitimate public survey. i bet you sickos want me to draw the tetrimino gijinkas more. you're all sitting there thinking things like 'i wish topsy would draw I/T toxic yaoi and post it' as if that's a normal thing to think. well FINE

this is insane. you people are all insane

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[mumblesplash]

manifesting that your tetris gijinkas get their own ao3 tag 🙏

YOU PUT THAT SUMMONING CIRCLE AWAY RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR SO HELP ME

[mumblesplash]

the real question is, in your own personal opinion, which tetris piece is the most fuckable?

you know what's wild? 60+ thousand notes on that poll and another god knows how many on the follow up and afaik you are genuinely the first person to ask me this. thank u for thinking of me <3

[mumblesplash]

You're my favorite person on this entire goddamn webbed site for the sheer uniqueness of your posting energy. Most people on tumblr (and social media in general) have a very vibes-based approach to constructing posts and interacting with communities - finding common ground in shared experiences. Conversely, you seem to go about the task of posting with the air of a particularly enthusiastic scientist - not that you're someone Other, or that you have any less love for the posting game in general, just that all of your posts seem very specifically crafted to test what portions of a take or an idea will resonate (positively or negatively, both are equally valuable) enough with tumblr's userbase to generate the most responses. We are the neverending supply of extremely susceptible lab rats and you are the person in a lab coat taking detailed notes on our behavior when you drop a new item into our enclosure. Sometimes the rats argue back, but that's just as crucial a part of the scientific process as anything else.

Also your poems fucking rule. Please keep doing what you want forever, because it's clearly working for you as-is.

[mumblesplash]

Hi there!!! Thanks for making the tetris poll and a the tetris sexy(wo)men. I'm obsessed. Here's some O/Z for your trouble!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61079983

OH MY GOD??????

[mumblesplash]

When does the world building Tetris doc come out? (Not stressing you just asking for a time frame I need to write S/Z Yuri)

as soon as i beat it so i know how it ends

[mumblesplash]

MUMBLE???? HOW DO YOU DO THIS

i got nothin man

[mumblesplash]

Mumbo is a human but if you draw his blood for testing it comes back as redstone. Change my mind.

i feel like any and all attempts to medically examine him are doomed to cartoonish yet plausibly deniable failure. i think if anyone tried to draw his blood they’d slip on a banana peel and drop the syringe

[mumblesplash]

im afraid i have added a fourth fic to the tetris spoilers tag (sorry?)

sure ok. there’s four fics in the ao3 tag for my tumblr poll now. that’s probably within normal parameters. everything is still under control

[mumblesplash]

My friend sent me your T/I toxic yaoi post while I’m in the throes of sickness and now all I can think about while drifting in and out of consciousness is “it’s not gonna fit!” ‘I’m gonna make it fit’ *tetris noise*

chat i don't think i can do this anymore

[mumblesplash]

The good news is, there is no tetris spoilers tag on ao3 yet.

The bad news is THERE IS NO TETRIS SPOILERS TAG ON AO3 YET

[mumblesplash]

i always imagine scar as having scar tissue on the side of his face that pulls the edge of his mouth up slightly. not enough to look strained or uncanny, not enough to even realize that's what's happening unless you've spent a lot of time around him, but just enough so that it looks like he's constantly, always smirking a little bit

oh man so see this is Interesting, bc you honestly don’t need the scar tissue to even pull much to get this effect, just giving him a lip scar in the right place would make it look like he’s always slightly smiling

^tried to show what i mean here, literally nothing else about his expression is different between the two images, just that one tiny mouth scar

(imo a bigger scar there would actually affect his expression LESS than this, because eventually your brain goes ‘oh that’s not part of his mouth that’s something else’ and doesn’t register it as much)

[mumblesplash]

Saw your post on redstone symptoms. Really cool! Quick question though, what do you mean Mumbo 'forgot' to develop symptoms, WHAT THE HECK IS MUMBO THAT HE CAN JUST FORGET TO DO THAT?!

guys he’s been very clear on this how many times is he going to have to say it

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H̴̥͍͇̲̤͉̼̻͑̉́͐͗̋̀̓̀͌̾͋́̉͝ ̸̡̣͕͕̣̒̽͒͜Ű̸̡̢̼̮̪̝͓͍̪̬͂͑ ̵̛̺͆̈̀̃̎̊͒͑͑̾̋͜͠M̴̧̡͓̺͓̥̫̺̯͗̅̌̇̊̐̊͛̀͛̄͋͠ͅͅ ̴̘̯̈̉̏̃̊̈́̂́̀̃̌͐́̕͝͠A̸̜̬̤̩͉͇͚̯͂͘͠͝ ̸̨͍̋̎̅̽̀̌̇̔̽́͒̄̚͘͠N̶̮̠̳͔̙̺̤̩̙̊͝

[mumblesplash]

Meet Tetris Spoilers 🥰

(I work at an animal shelter and foster kittens so I get the wonderful privilege of naming animals whatever I want 😜. Tetris is my newest foster.)

YOU NAMED A CAT AFTER MY POST????????????

[mumblesplash]

You are the reason I have Tetris downloaded on my phone

i think it would be really funny to show this ask to someone who doesn’t know and give them three chances to guess why