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[mumblesplash]

you're not innocent.

oh I'M not innocent? i never did anything. i'm not the one writing tetris sex manifestos all over a perfectly legitimate public survey. i bet you sickos want me to draw the tetrimino gijinkas more. you're all sitting there thinking things like 'i wish topsy would draw I/T toxic yaoi and post it' as if that's a normal thing to think. well FINE

this is insane. you people are all insane

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[mumblesplash]

Op what’s the hope poem? I need a hope poem rn

that would be this! it’s what i’m most known for no matter what anyone says or any evidence to the contrary so you can jot that down

[mumblesplash]

is wlsmp the same as the dream smp guy? I thought he wasn't real like Mr beast

nope, wild life smp has nothing to do with the dream smp. totally different cast. better script too

[mumblesplash]

I'll have you know that I hate needles but the only thing I've tried that successfully calms me down/distracts me from getting vaccinated/blood drawn is reading YOUR POEMS SPECIFICALLY out loud while I get the shot. I'm planning to read out the hope one next week when I get my flu and covid boosters 👍

that’s. actually kind of amazing

[mumblesplash]

ive been here since before the tetris poll I BELIEVE IN YOU. YOU CAN OVERCOME THIS INFAMY

thank u.

[mumblesplash]

MUMBLE???? HOW DO YOU DO THIS

i got nothin man

[mumblesplash]

Mumbo is a human but if you draw his blood for testing it comes back as redstone. Change my mind.

i feel like any and all attempts to medically examine him are doomed to cartoonish yet plausibly deniable failure. i think if anyone tried to draw his blood they’d slip on a banana peel and drop the syringe

[mumblesplash]

i always imagine scar as having scar tissue on the side of his face that pulls the edge of his mouth up slightly. not enough to look strained or uncanny, not enough to even realize that's what's happening unless you've spent a lot of time around him, but just enough so that it looks like he's constantly, always smirking a little bit

oh man so see this is Interesting, bc you honestly don’t need the scar tissue to even pull much to get this effect, just giving him a lip scar in the right place would make it look like he’s always slightly smiling

^tried to show what i mean here, literally nothing else about his expression is different between the two images, just that one tiny mouth scar

(imo a bigger scar there would actually affect his expression LESS than this, because eventually your brain goes ‘oh that’s not part of his mouth that’s something else’ and doesn’t register it as much)

[mumblesplash]

Saw your post on redstone symptoms. Really cool! Quick question though, what do you mean Mumbo 'forgot' to develop symptoms, WHAT THE HECK IS MUMBO THAT HE CAN JUST FORGET TO DO THAT?!

guys he’s been very clear on this how many times is he going to have to say it

mumbo

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H̴̥͍͇̲̤͉̼̻͑̉́͐͗̋̀̓̀͌̾͋́̉͝ ̸̡̣͕͕̣̒̽͒͜Ű̸̡̢̼̮̪̝͓͍̪̬͂͑ ̵̛̺͆̈̀̃̎̊͒͑͑̾̋͜͠M̴̧̡͓̺͓̥̫̺̯͗̅̌̇̊̐̊͛̀͛̄͋͠ͅͅ ̴̘̯̈̉̏̃̊̈́̂́̀̃̌͐́̕͝͠A̸̜̬̤̩͉͇͚̯͂͘͠͝ ̸̨͍̋̎̅̽̀̌̇̔̽́͒̄̚͘͠N̶̮̠̳͔̙̺̤̩̙̊͝

[mumblesplash]

never draw humanoid tetris characters like that again. that's not how they look. fuck you

the funny thing is i genuinely can’t tell if this is a stranger trying to make me stop or someone who knows me EXTREMELY well trying to trick me into drawing them more

[mumblesplash]

bold of you to assume.

well someone has to

[mumblesplash]

You're famous to me <3

FUCK YEAH LETS GO [adds another tally mark under ‘famous’ on the whiteboard i use to keep track]

[mumblesplash]

if you like scurvy you would LOVE the terror 2018

obsessed with the phrasing of this. guy who just watches shows for the diseases

[mumblesplash]

sorry if i broke a boundary by sending a pipebomb to your house =(

never apologize for being yourself 🤗💕

[mumblesplash]

hi your sculk post has me frothing at the mouth

What if it WAS warm and comfortable and soft and cosy

What if it also smelled nice, released attaching pheromones like those pitcher plants do, or the goo tasted sweet to lure creatures in

What if it wasn't a smell so much as an absence of the dank musty cave air, and it was a welcome breath of something cosy and comforting that just made you want to curl up and sleep

And then the sculk is soft underfoot, and it feels like it might be wet and slimy but it's actually kind of velvety, in that slightly coarse alive way that a living animal is soft and warm

And you're so tired from mining and exploring and damn wouldn't it be nice to just have a lie down and rest for a bit

And it's so soft and comforting, a bit weird but getting more agreeable by the second

Wouldn't it be nice to just.... Rest your eyes, and your legs.... And everything..... And just sleep.....

OH THE THING ABOUT THE SMELL IS SO GOOD

i really love the idea of it just smelling distinctly like Nothing, or just fresh air, you know that smell when you’re outside on a clear night in the summer and it’s almost-warm but not quite, that’s a smell you’d probably really miss after a long enough time underground

also the sculk does this hypnotic little animation where the little bright parts flicker in waves that could be part of the calming effect as well

but like YEAH the more i think about the more i'm into the idea that dormant sculk would be comforting. sculk not only eats the essence of formerly-living things, it grows in the shape of the places it spreads to. if you think of a more typical concept of an overgrown post-apocalyptic city you probably imagine lots of disruption, trees and vines widening cracks in streets and buildings crumbling, but sculk doesn't do that. your home could be completely eaten and it would still be standing there, you could still walk inside. and chances are that's on purpose