#dsmp map

[bleue-flora]

Ya know to be fair…. There is an argument to be made that the small cells are worse than the main one.

Like there is literally nothing in them… at least Dream gets a sink, toilet, books, lectern, chest, clock, lava, even glowstone...

[rouge-fauna]

Tonight On - Snooping Around The Dream SMP:

Who is CyberKnife?

And why is he in the ground?

Wait this just in

I'm getting a report that apparently, he's more freakin staked than Tubbo, Tommy, George, Slime, and Antfrost combined…

yup that’s gotta be Techno’s Alt

[frauggiethecreature]

there should be a tumblr community for folks exploring the dsmp map to talk and share coords and pictures and figure out context for stuff in the world

[fazbearentceo]

Does anyone know the coords for Puffy’s therapy office? I can’t find it anywhere D:

[arsonistfriday]

I FINALLY GET TO SHOW YOU GUYS MY PARTS I DID FOR THE DSMP MAP (LINKED [HERE], IT DROPS IN A FEW HOURS, GO CHECK IT OUT)

everyone worked so fucking hard on this and I'm so hype to finally get to share it with you guys

@skaterfc

[please reblog]

[monsterritory]

I'm so glad Tommy lived up to his promise, those maps are amazing

And they kept all the original books in too. A little disappointed in "How to sex 3", I see now why Wilbur said Tommy was being a little sexist when he wrote it. Hopefully he'll address it on twitter soon

Ponk's Cottage though. I can't believe she had to scrap the whole "secret AwesamPonk kid" plot line, that would have been so cool

[bleue-flora]

yooooooooooooo I knew it! I think the salem set is somewhere too. :) Great find!

I FOUND THE LOST CITY OF MIZU

Coords are 13979 70 12937 !!!

[oduvany]

so guys I have been obsessed with C!dream's Parrot for Years and since we got the world download I could finally find its grave

I'm sorry, little parrot, no one visited you for all these years

coords 238 77 2311

[boygirlctommy]

cbee are also at the met gala. eret is unimpressed

reminder my commissions are open :D

[bleue-flora]

[context]

OMG!!!! I found it! It's Sam's base! (coords: -3803 / 70 / -3926)

Of course he would have that on his wall! duh.

One mystery actually freaking solved. Let's goooo!!!!!

[bleue-flora]

I was wondering where the heck it was, because out of curiosity, I thought it’d be interesting to compare his current post-prison armor to Nightmare, to see just how attached he is vs whether Nightmare really is that much better. And see whether is gives us any fun insight into his mental state.

In case you don’t know, in Minecraft certain enchantments can’t coexist (ex: you can’t stack protections, you have to choose whether you want just Protection, Fire Protection, Blast Protection, or Projectile Protection, most of the time just Protection is the preferred choice as it’s good for wider threats especially for pvp) so you can’t have armor or tools with every enchantment and different enchantments have different highest levels, so people’s maxed out gear can look different depending on what enchantments they prefer, additionally they may want multiple items so they can have both. With that in mind, that’s kinda what I wanted to compare, to see if he made any different choices or had lower level enchants or whatever in his second set and if that infers anything interesting.

With that in mind, we can see that his helmet, leggings, and chestplate are exactly the same, with the non-Nightmare boots only missing Soul Speed. Both bows are identical with Infinity instead of Mending (but it’s the Wardens Bow so that doesn’t really mean much). But neither of his axes have Efficiency and neither of his swords have Fire Aspect or Looting like his Nightmare ones do.

Now this is kinda what I expected. For Nightmare, his main og set to have everything but his second to not. Why? Because tactically it isn’t necessary to have the extra fun enchantments like Soil Speed and Fire Aspect, not that those aren’t helpful, but he likely used villager enchanted books to do his armor and those enchants require the tediously annoying work of getting another villager and going through the process of getting them to have the right enchant and then having the emeralds to buy it all for just one book, and then Soul Speed you only get from Piglins and Bastions which again is extra work. Post-prison Dream doesn’t have time for it. He’s being hunted, he isn’t worried about cool armor or Efficiency on his axes, he isn’t cutting down trees he just needs Sharpness for fights. He just needs the essential maxed out enchants to protect himself.

It was revealed a while ago that c!Sapnap had two secret chests in Kinoko Kingdom [x], one containing c!Dream's Nightmare armor and weapons that he took from Snowchester. We can now go there ourselves (it's at coordinates 264, 70, 462):

More images below the cut.

[rouge-fauna]

Sam may not be around, but the prison still has plenty of green wardens around that’s for sure…

Guys, Dream’s not here, you can go home.

[appleflavoredkitkats]

I am so sorry for the spam but I am shrimply insane about not just the DreamSMP but fundy as well I saw the screenie of yogurt and SCREAMED

:}

[remitro]

[beesbond]

I KNEW THIS HOLE EXISTED I FUCKING KNEW IT. i can abandon this entire thing forever now and rest easy knowing this stupid hole i saw someone use once on stream was real. maybe i could have found it if i really wanted to look through 1000+ hours of vods but i really didnt want to. i just needed to prove to myself it was real after writing a fanfic years ago that mentioned it [and even then i wasnt sure if it existed] because somewhere in my hazy memory i saw it. fuck

[ant1quarian]

I apologise for all of the DSMP-related content that's been happening lately...

anyway have this also DSMP-related series of sketches- or more accurate, technoverse sketches

we'll get back to your regularly scheduled dust content soon enough we swear