#acab lmao

[drawtheblank]

[akascow]

parking cops just honked at me bc i was stopping for someone to back out of their parking spot ??

[kropotkindersurprise]

Sad news guys, Officer Voldemort got got 😔

[a2zillustration]

If this was about that letter I took out of someone's mailbox yesterday IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I DIDN'T MEAN TO AND I PUT IT RIGHT BACK-

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[arrowheadedbitch]

Cop: You're under arrest!

Tim: No thank you, I think I'm gonna take the Duke way out.

Cop: The what?

Tim: *jumps off bridge*

[idkwhatimdoingbutslay]

The Hitler and KKK jokes were never funny tbh

[tethered-heartstrings]

people who entirely blame jack for what happened with will didn't watch the same show. as the audience, we see that will isn't sleeping, and that hannibal lied about his stability, and will's blackouts and sleepwalking. we are an outside observer privy to information other characters don't see. jack only knows what is told to him, he can't read minds. he can't know how bad will is doing if will doesn't tell him. he trusts will is a grown adult who will take care of himself. a socially and professionally trusted and admired medical professional tells jack that will is fine! what reason does jack have to not believe that will is capable to not only do his job but make the sound decision to stay or go. why is jack the bad guy here?

and regarding will getting arrested, ALL the evidence was against him. he had no memory and no alibi for the murders he was being convicted of. he was at sutcliffe's office when he was murdered, after hours, when no one else (supposedly) was there. he was the last person to see georgia alive. he knew he went to minnesota with abigail and came back without her, no memory of leaving but the hallucination of having killed her. he threw up her ear. flesh and bone and hair of every victim was woven into his lures, a hobby that everyone knew he had. what exactly was jack supposed to think? was he supposed to ignore evidence? it would be against all logic and common sense to just assume will was innocent. even will doubted his own innocence. ofc we, the audience, knew he wasn't guilty, but jack can't see what we see. he even risked his career, against his better judgment, to help will. he had no reason to, but he cares about will. he cares about him a lot, and a lot more than people give him credit for.

jack cared about will deeply, saw him as a friend, for the entire show. giving him the benefit of the doubt up until the very end. the confidence he has that will is a good and trustworthy person in the last episode gets him mocked for "not seeing will as he truly was" but when he assumes will is a killer in s1 people also get mad at him for not having *enough* confidence in will. which is it?

jack is a good agent, a good friend, and did what he could given the tools he had to do his job. he can't help people who refuse his help (aka will), he can only try so much.

and hannibal is a master manipulator. he played every single character on that show and had them convinced he was normal and safe, sometimes for years. every single person who outright blames jack for everything got as manipulated by hannibal as jack did! because hannibal planted distrust between will and jack, and with the audience and jack. if you think jack is the problem, congratulations, you got played by the villain of the show.

[scriptscribbles]

This is my favorite acting moment in Doctor Who

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star S4 E14 | The Case of the Stolen Pudding Cup -> The Culprit Revealed

[d-adpool]

Hi Mr. Pool! How has your day been? -🦝

i've been seeing how many petty crimes i can commit without @policedepartment-ny noticing. im up to 14

[harellan]

Your whole world dropped from under you Left you with sorry excuses Left you with meaningless things to prove Like why you became a cop, why did you become a cop? Shut the fuck up (x) .

[akkivee]

[idkmynameiskat]

Please, this is the funniest fucking tweet I’ve seen this week 😭

[paliafucker]

just finished romancing Subira a little bit ago and SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO <3

I did not expect to like her so much but like,,, oh noooo our love is forbidden oh no whatever will we do *blushes*

ig we'll just have to be quiet when we make out behind the inn ahahahah

i love that she is just. SO smitten with the player character, this gal is in LOVE bro

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

XL wouldn't say ACAB but if you gift him a comfortable t-shirt that says ACAB he's going to wear it for 3 weeks bc he loves his ugly comfortable t-shirts

tbh he wouldn't know what it stood for and think it was a band 😭

[themultifanshipper]

army!osc?? SIGN ME UP. omg that was SO hot for no reason. i had to hold back a moan ngl

"I despise the very concept of the military but I'm a whore for a man in uniform so" SAME. 100% agree.

on that note, more filthy army!osc please 👉👈

Thank you sm i'm glad you liked it ^^ Might do more idk yet i'll probably do different stories

And yeah i hate the symbolism of uniforms (conformity/ranking/authority/patriotism/Men?) But dayummm do they look fucking good on fit people

I almost fucked a cop one time but then chose my haterism over the hot guy in a uniform *sigh*