#acab lmao
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parking cops just honked at me bc i was stopping for someone to back out of their parking spot ??
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Sad news guys, Officer Voldemort got got 😔
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If this was about that letter I took out of someone's mailbox yesterday IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I DIDN'T MEAN TO AND I PUT IT RIGHT BACK-
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#bg3 really said acab LMAO#I genuinely have no idea what triggered this#I did the entire bhaal tribunal right before this and then long rested so I don't know if there was-#something else I'd done the day before that triggered this or if it was a bug#Regardless - hilarious#WAIT HANG ON I HAD BEEN SNEAKING AROUND THE BARRACKS BUT I WAS INVISIBLE HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY KNOW IT WAS ME-#bg3#baldur's gate 3#croissant adventures#tav#flaming fist#comics#also can I just say how funny it is that the guards DO NOT CARE if you're digging around in someone's postbox reading their mail gnjkfdnshd
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Cop: You're under arrest!
Tim: No thank you, I think I'm gonna take the Duke way out.
Cop: The what?
Tim: *jumps off bridge*
#duke is super happy when he finds out about this#duke thomas#tim drake#acab#lmao#red robin#robin#rr#chaotic tim drake#batfam
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people who entirely blame jack for what happened with will didn't watch the same show. as the audience, we see that will isn't sleeping, and that hannibal lied about his stability, and will's blackouts and sleepwalking. we are an outside observer privy to information other characters don't see. jack only knows what is told to him, he can't read minds. he can't know how bad will is doing if will doesn't tell him. he trusts will is a grown adult who will take care of himself. a socially and professionally trusted and admired medical professional tells jack that will is fine! what reason does jack have to not believe that will is capable to not only do his job but make the sound decision to stay or go. why is jack the bad guy here?
and regarding will getting arrested, ALL the evidence was against him. he had no memory and no alibi for the murders he was being convicted of. he was at sutcliffe's office when he was murdered, after hours, when no one else (supposedly) was there. he was the last person to see georgia alive. he knew he went to minnesota with abigail and came back without her, no memory of leaving but the hallucination of having killed her. he threw up her ear. flesh and bone and hair of every victim was woven into his lures, a hobby that everyone knew he had. what exactly was jack supposed to think? was he supposed to ignore evidence? it would be against all logic and common sense to just assume will was innocent. even will doubted his own innocence. ofc we, the audience, knew he wasn't guilty, but jack can't see what we see. he even risked his career, against his better judgment, to help will. he had no reason to, but he cares about will. he cares about him a lot, and a lot more than people give him credit for.
jack cared about will deeply, saw him as a friend, for the entire show. giving him the benefit of the doubt up until the very end. the confidence he has that will is a good and trustworthy person in the last episode gets him mocked for "not seeing will as he truly was" but when he assumes will is a killer in s1 people also get mad at him for not having *enough* confidence in will. which is it?
jack is a good agent, a good friend, and did what he could given the tools he had to do his job. he can't help people who refuse his help (aka will), he can only try so much.
and hannibal is a master manipulator. he played every single character on that show and had them convinced he was normal and safe, sometimes for years. every single person who outright blames jack for everything got as manipulated by hannibal as jack did! because hannibal planted distrust between will and jack, and with the audience and jack. if you think jack is the problem, congratulations, you got played by the villain of the show.
#jack crawford#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannibal#hannibal nbc#nbc hannibal#had this drafted since july lmao#the speaking clown#this is a pro jack blog#and before anyone makes acab jokes. maybe don't compare a fictional character to irl cops that systematically harm and kill innocent people#in real life and do so repeatedly and brutally and get away with it on paid leave#the scene where freddie lounds gets roughly handcuffed and mandhandled IS inappropriate but DOES NOT compare to#the heinous acts of real life cops
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This is my favorite acting moment in Doctor Who
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911: Lone Star S4 E14 | The Case of the Stolen Pudding Cup -> The Culprit Revealed
#911 lone star#911lsedit#paul strickland#carlos reyes#marjan marwani#nancy gillian#you know when I said ACAB I didn't think it would include PUDDING THEFT#how dare you carlos?#I nominate this scene for one of the best scenes of season 4 so far tbh#paul's absolutely ridiculous over the top detective work#carlos as the surprise villain reveal#the shocked faces of everyone else#the utter betrayal on paul's face as carlos shows zero remorse#10 out of 10. a masterpiece#this scene was also a great reminder to myself to stop taking this show so seriously lmao#my gifs#long post#The Case of the Stolen Pudding Cup#episode: s04e14 tongues out#i need more paul in my life and so does everyone else#my faves
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Hi Mr. Pool! How has your day been? -🦝
i've been seeing how many petty crimes i can commit without @policedepartment-ny noticing. im up to 14
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Your whole world dropped from under you Left you with sorry excuses Left you with meaningless things to prove Like why you became a cop, why did you become a cop? Shut the fuck up (x) .
#oc: viggo miura#boys got an arrest record a mile long#viggo says acab#cyberpunk 2077#cp2077#male v#masc v#cyberpunk 2077 photomode#cyberpunk photography#cyberpunk screenshots#virtual photography#my vp#my ocs#these sex poses worked really well for this lmao#challenge: what alkaline trio lyric to use as a caption#street kid v
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#vee queued to fill the void#i don’t choose the memes the memes choose me lol#i doubt i need to explain lol but i mean ichiro may be the poster boy of teen entrepreneurship#but that means he’s a poster boy for TEEN entrepreneurship lol the man was doing hard labour at 14 capitalism kills#matenrou aka the team name with the kanji for weed 4/20 high functioning and barely functioning blaze it#acab said mtc in bayside suicde and all members meant that lol#lmao remember how the rest of tdd was like‘yeah we gotta take down chuuoku’ and ramuda went ‘ramuda!!!! 🤗’#i’m sure sasara had the time of his life bailing samatoki out or whenever samatoki got released lol#but he’ll def be singing that tune when rei gets arrested—#ANARCHY said kuukou in his first solo lmao#so like i mean lmao!!!!! i didn’t choose this meme frfr it was literally written in the stars lol!!!!!#c: rapping boys
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it’s not a secret kim is weirdly trigger-happy but this is such a telling check imo. dude it’s a sound experiment. who're you even going to shoot?? the speakers? hdb? soona? the dance crew???
#magistralucis plays disco elysium#disco elysium#i appreciate that this kind of stuff is everywhere in de because they are anti-copaganda loadbearing moments#cops are gonna do shit cop things and feel shit cop things and this game doesn't hide that at all#really makes you side eye kim's records... to whom do his kills belong and what were his reasons#as brilliantly as he's written ultimately acab lmao
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Please, this is the funniest fucking tweet I’ve seen this week 😭
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XL wouldn't say ACAB but if you gift him a comfortable t-shirt that says ACAB he's going to wear it for 3 weeks bc he loves his ugly comfortable t-shirts
tbh he wouldn't know what it stood for and think it was a band 😭
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BASED as hell FR Staff still said "Blue Lives" dont exist ✊
#UNIRONICALLY#thank u staff#ilu#and YES i totally understand not being ok with ACAB because it contains a swearword#since staff also consistently moderates OMFG and LMAO too
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Did Tails ever tell you about the time that he stole many mint candies while battling bad guys? And the time that he stalked you for hours and days before introducing himself? And the time that he tried killing Eggman? I’m telling you, you are raising a criminal in the making.
I'd be lying if I said I've never stolen anything before. 😆
Listen, I was desperate, had no food, home OR money, and I was STARVING. 10 year old me had no other choice. 😔
And yes, I am aware that be stalked me before he actually introduced himself. I don't blame him. Tails was alone, and constantly bothered at West-Side Island. I believe I was the first person to give him support.. I would've followed me as well.
And when did he try to kill Eggman? I can't recall that time? 🤨
Oh well, I guess my lil' bro is now my lil' criminal 😆
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic ask blog#ask blog#ask sonic#ask me anything#ask me stuff#roleplay#blogging#sonic#miles tails prower#sonic does care#ACAB#said sonic the hedgehog#LMAO#he's lowkey against law dont tell anyone though
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