d-adpool

[d-adpool]

oh my GOD she's so CUTE!!

*wade is holding the ugliest cat you have ever seen in your life*

i'm naming her amelia mignonette thermopolis renaldi. hi babyyyy!! do you want cuddles?

*the cat looks entirely ambivalent to being picked up and manhandled, with blank, black eyes staring roughly straight ahead. wade turns her so she's looking him in the eye. she seems cool with it.*

hi mia!! i love you!!

*he gives her scritches on her little head and under her chin and she PURRS and holy shit this is the best cat in the world*

... Anyone looking to adopt a cat? I have several. It's both heaven and hell.

[d-adpool]

ok ❤️ yay ❤️

I read your user as dadpool for a sec and now I cannot unthink it

@gwenpool-tots

it is dadpool dude. im dad. hope this helps 💕

have we met?? i met a gwenpool before but you look different from her

[d-adpool]

is this not par for the foggy course? did they all just appear one day? how... do you look even cuter with cats crawling all over you? holy shit. adorable.

... Anyone looking to adopt a cat? I have several. It's both heaven and hell.

[d-adpool]

I read your user as dadpool for a sec and now I cannot unthink it

@gwenpool-tots

it is dadpool dude. im dad. hope this helps 💕

have we met?? i met a gwenpool before but you look different from her

[d-adpool]

baby im obviously gonna get one of those freaky hairless idiots. youve seen my beautiful baby mary buppins. i attract the freaks. if i bring home a cat your allergies will not be your problem with it

... Anyone looking to adopt a cat? I have several. It's both heaven and hell.

[d-adpool]

*wade turns up at foggy's place. there are many cats in the window*

what the fuck. foggy. this is too many cats. where are they coming from. what happened.

... Anyone looking to adopt a cat? I have several. It's both heaven and hell.

[d-adpool]

FIFTY

how do you not get evicted holy moly i've seen cat cafes with fewer cats

i've seen SPCAs with fewer cats

... Anyone looking to adopt a cat? I have several. It's both heaven and hell.

[d-adpool]

awww nobody really calls me beautiful that often so i appreciate that, mister froggy. you're beautiful toooo did u know

Even on accident

Again, I don't appreciate the threats. What happens between me and the person I am in a relationship with stays between us, thank you very much!

Are you sending him these same threats, or is it strictly targeted against me?

[d-adpool]

GIVE

*grabby hands*

I NEED CAT

... Anyone looking to adopt a cat? I have several. It's both heaven and hell.

[d-adpool]

babe what's wrong you did a quiet little yeah at the end.

still trying to reconcile your morals with dating frank?

Even on accident

Again, I don't appreciate the threats. What happens between me and the person I am in a relationship with stays between us, thank you very much!

Are you sending him these same threats, or is it strictly targeted against me?

[d-adpool]

you're a defence attorney my man i bet you talk to more murderers than non murderers on a daily basis. also people shouldn't be defined by their worst moments!! the vast majority of "murderers" literally only killed 1 person because they were having a bad day. now that's not the case for me of course-

Even on accident

Again, I don't appreciate the threats. What happens between me and the person I am in a relationship with stays between us, thank you very much!

Are you sending him these same threats, or is it strictly targeted against me?

[d-adpool]

UGH i dont kill anybody anymore unless i have tooo i just havent had a good excuse in a whileewe

Even on accident

Again, I don't appreciate the threats. What happens between me and the person I am in a relationship with stays between us, thank you very much!

Are you sending him these same threats, or is it strictly targeted against me?

[d-adpool]

do u need me to kill this guy

Even on accident

Again, I don't appreciate the threats. What happens between me and the person I am in a relationship with stays between us, thank you very much!

Are you sending him these same threats, or is it strictly targeted against me?

[d-adpool]

whats the difference between sex and gender. i didnt have gender with spider-man's hot wife last night

If gender is whats in my pants I must be a deck of cards!

[d-adpool]

I have no idea who this gambit guy is but people keep comparing me to them and it’s getting a little annoying.

[d-adpool]

hey @card-charger-gambit meet my new cute kid ace, they do card tricks

I have no idea who this gambit guy is but people keep comparing me to them and it’s getting a little annoying.

[d-adpool]

*bites you*

@yeets-cup-at-you

bites you BACK hahahahhhhhhaaaa child abuse

*the bite is mimed and does not actually make contact with babypool*