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What if Oscar wins Silverstone and they win each other's home races.... what then?
#I'll admit I am not normal about Lando winning in Australia#something something symbolism fate#lando norris#oscar piastri#f1#formula 1
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Am I the the only one who gets actually turned on whenever Max and Charles fight on track? Like I see their cars next to each other and genuinely get horny?
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Birthday boy

Warnings: it's a birthday blowjob what do you want from me
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"Come in!"
"Hello, birthday boy"
Alex turned around. He was just in his fireproof bottoms, his top was in his hands.
"Wasn't expecting to see you here" he smiled.
"Well it's your birthday. Thought I'd give you a little bit of motivation" your eyes wandered across the man's toned torso.
He put his top down and moved over to the couch.
"Be my guest"
You smirked and followed him over, settling in his lap with your arms around his neck.
His own hands went to hold your waist, pulling you in until your lips brushed his teasingly.
"Happy birthday, Mister Albon"
His lips were soft, courtesy of the lip balm he was currently obsessed with.
Slowly, his hands made their way to your ass, kneading the flesh and pulling you against him.
You could feel him growing beneath you, and you wished you could ride him, but he didn't have time, he needed to be in the car soon.
He rolled his hips and groaned at the friction.
"Fuck-" he tightened his hold on your hips to press you down harder. "Can I fuck you?"
You smiled sadly.
"We don't have time unfortunately. And I have a feeling I'm going to need all my energy for tonight"
He huffed, leaning his head on the back of the couch and closed his eyes.
"Take your pants off"
Within seconds he was naked, and halfway in your mouth while his hands tightened in your hair.
"God, how are you so good at this?"
You hummed at the praise, the vibration sending a shock through Alex and his hips bucked involuntarily.
You deepened your strokes, fingers digging into his thighs as you concentrated on not choking, and giving him as much pleasure as you could to make him come before someone came looking for him.
You pulled out all the stops, using your tongue to make him shudder, and even bringing a hand up to massage his balls. He was particularly sensitive in that area, and you loved to exploit it.
It didn't take long for him to start groaning in tandem with your movements.
"Oh god don't stop!" he threw his head back and you could feel his fingers flexing in your hair "I'm gonna come!" he moaned, you could feel him pulsing in your mouth.
You took every last drop, swallowing around him, which made him release a couple more weak spurts as he moaned weakly.
"Good birthday gift?" You asked, giving him a peck on the lips as you stood up.
"The best, thank you" he grinned and gave you a lazy thumbs up.
Shame the williams was so shit. You'd love to see Alex more often.
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honestly no clue England is very concerning sometimes I need out
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Yeah, tbh I don't think there's a country on earth where you wouldn't think "I need out" because we just live in a shitty society yannow?
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I'VE SCROLLED PAST THIS SEVERAL TIMES NOT REALISING IT IS ZHOU WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zhou Guanyu I was not familiar with your game


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JUST SAW YOUR POST ON PERIOD SMUT AND OH MY GOD YES PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEEE
Heheh
#idk when but it WILL happen#also my vampire george fic is technically a period fic so you can read that if you want
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Firstly, I just wanted to say I love your GIF blurbs, but that new George one specifically 😶🌫️ I'm normally not a fan of the South-England accent, but for him? In that blurb? In your fics?Yes pls!!
Also, "And he knew it was Max, this time." Tell me why my mouth flew open at that, holy shit.
Anyways, long and short of this: ty for ur service to the f1 fic community <3
Thank you <3 I do enjoy writing my gif blurbs ^^
It was 3 AM and I couldn't sleep and suddenly I just... spiraled? Lmao
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see I was gonna say plane but Heathrow was on fire last I heard so bit concerning
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What? Lmao what on earth is happening up there atm (in england) i feel like every week there's something 😭
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Charles and Lewis and Pierre all disqualified is crazy
I know right? It would be a shame if... I included them... in... ootb... 👀
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Unhinged you sounds like the perfect recipe for some deliciously filthy smut. I just know you'll blow it out of the park again, as you always do <3
And as for my last ask, where are my manners, I would gladly buy you a drink if you'd have me 😌
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I've started writing it, and i have no idea where it's going but... it's going
And of course you can buy me a drink as long as you fuck me after 👉👈
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Writing smut while SVU is playing next to me is quite a rollercoaster of emotions to say the least.
#going from horny to teary eyed bc there's a dead kid to horny again within seconds#to be clear it's because my mum is watching it
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What if I told you the next part of ootb is like ... the most unhinged idea i've ever had
#some of you are gonna be real happy#specifically the charlando girlies#and the Gewis girlies#and Oscar's gonna have the time of his fucking life
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Well at least we got this for a hot minute
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I only just watched the race and I come on here to find out THERE IS A TRIPLE DISQUALIFICATIONNN???????
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Close enough, welcome back 2012 Olympic gold medalist Mckayla Maroney!
#he was huffing and puffing on that podium why is the australian anthem so long 😭#oscar piastri#chinese gp 2025#f1#formula 1
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"Come here"
Warnings: this one is dark, heavy bdsm themes + physical punishment, bordering on cnc? not really but just beware mkay
He knew
You didn't know how he knew, but he knew.
He always knew.
You could tell by his demeanor, the way his body was rigid, with a false calmness forced onto his face.
"So who was it this time?"
"What do you mean?"
You played dumb, bad idea.
This wasn't the first time.
His face contorted in disgust, with a thinly veiled flash of rage visible only for a split second in his deep blue eyes.
"Come here"
"George-"
"If I have to repeat myself you will need a wheelchair once I'm done with you"
Your eyes widened. He wasn't usually this threatening about it.
You had no choice but to walk over to him.
"Fifty" he said, blank eyes looking up at you "over my lap, now"
You cried. You were crying by number 15, and by the time you got to 50 you thought you were going to pass out.
You'd lost your voice somewhere around 30.
He then used the belt of his robe to bind your wrists behind your back, to use as leverage to pull you back against every punishing thrust of his cock into your sore cunt.
"Stop crying!" He spat when a choked sob escaped your lips "This is what you get for being a whore"
You lost count of how long you were there for. You lost count of how many times you came, you're not even sure whether you actually did.
You may even have passed out once or twice, but George didn't care, this time.
He loved you, always and unconditionally. But in that moment, he hated you.
Because he knew.
He always knew. It wasn't the first time.
But this time he knew.
And he knew it was Max, this time.
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This is giving Lando sitting in a chair staring up at you putting on a show for him and waiting for you to kiss him.
He’s so pretty I wanna cry
I need a gif of this asap where is it frommmmm
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