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why in the hell has no one brought up this glaring similarity...
#i mentioned this in another post but i'm starting to think matthew's lips have cocaine in them#something happens to women when he kisses their hand like a goddamn gentleman#and the fact that it happened twice and both times he played a vampire...#absolutely astonishing#matthew goode#abigail#abigail 2024#abigail movie#abigail vampire#kristof lazaar#lazaar#joey abigail#abigail joey#melissa barrera#kristof lazaar x joey#joey x kristof lazaar#lazaar x joey#joey x lazaar#diana bishop#matthew de clermont#diana bishop x matthew de clermont#matthew de clermont x diana bishop#diana x matthew#matthew x diana#bishmont#a discovery of witches#adow#matthew clairmont#matthewgoode#vampires
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BSS FEAT VERNON ...... and IF Y’ALL DONT CHEER WHEN MY BOY WALKS IN THE DOOR I WILL BLOW UP THIS WHOLE BUILDING
#he fucking ATE that oh my god#absolutely ASTONISHING#VERNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#kaz talks#and jigyu on one team oh caratland you done did it again
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you take a week off a daily art blog and somehow you still end up drawing a horse every day huh
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Dr. Senju Tobirama (26, Raised by Cats): “The annoying one is entertained by the dumb one and the dumb one stops crying as long as it can see its sibling. It’s a good system.”
Inspired by this tweet:
#naruto#senju tobirama#tobirama senju#uchiha madara#madara uchiha#uchiha izuna#izuna uchiha#my art#sanskart (naruto)#madara is modelled after a real flat-faced Persian cat I know#it’s eyes are level with its nose and kitty looks absolutely astonished to be alive#yeah nyadara is going through it rip stupid#izuna is simply the cat from the woman screaming at cat meme#I saw an ukiyo e print of it at a cafe yesterday. it was beautiful
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That's just impressive, really
[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:
Derek: Ellis Cooms, the carpenter–
Nikkie: Ew.
Derek: –on this uh...
Nikkie: For the entire week?
(laughter)
Richie: How much does Ellis coom? Let me tell 'ya.
(Mikey and Mace cackle)
Richie: Ellis Cooms is kinda like... he drew up blame.
Andy: Go home! Go 'boo'!
Mace: I didn't spell the name right, I didn't spell the name right...
Derek: Do I– Do I not know a dirty phrase? What is 'cooms'?
Richie: Remember Match Game 76?
Mikey (laughing): I'm gonna coom...
(Andy shrieks in laughter)
Derek: Ellis coomses all over you. He–
(Andy starts slamming the table)
END TRANSCRIPT.]
#legends of avantris#icebound#Clipped this partly just because of Andy's absolutely astonishing shriek#anyway I started Icebound and I am loving it :)
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Everyone on the internet going “but where was Rio at the end of the episode?? Where did she go?? Why wasn’t she with the rest of the coven???” Like. BABES. There was a DEAD BODY in that house. A DEAD HUMAN BODY. There was a dead human body IN THE HOUSE. Sit on it. Think for a second. Yeah? Yeah?? Thereeee we go you go there 👏🏼👏🏼
#instagram threads is a wild place#it is absolutely astonishing to me how many people have no idea what is happening in this show#and more than that#just have absolutely no concept of Agatha as a character#I’m 99% sure most of these people don’t even realize she’s queer#I might lost my mind if I have to read another tweet by a straight man about any of these witches#anyway!! thanks for being gay tumblr and understanding character nuance 👍🏼#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#aaa spoilers#agatha spoilers#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#teen#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#agatha x rio#agathario#vidarkness#agatha teen#marvel
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I wasnt the only one who immediately thought and accepted too absurdly fast that Riri had just fucking killed that stalker girl right
#I was SO convinced my jaw was on the FLOOR#then was oh alright they just erased her memories i guess#on another note THIS SHOW WAS SO GOODDDDD#RIRI BEING CANON NB AND ALSO AN OPTION REGARDLESS OF HOW THEY PRESENT THEMSELVES????????? INCREDIBLE OUTSTANDING ASTONISHING#‹ I need to make a post specifically about why I found this as such an absolute WIN in so many aspects btw#anyways im in love with kazuki#my sweet stupid traumatized babygirl#and also the rich bitch#i want to chew him to death#romantic killer#what are this shows tags wait#riri#anzu hoshino#kazuki tsukasa#junta hayami#hijiri koganei#saki takamine
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GUYS—THIS IS NOT A DRILL. HI/GUR/UMA SNZ ART EXISTS 😳😳
everyone says thank you jud/gem/an!!!!!
#op posts a ton of higu art on twitter so i’ve been shamelessly hoping they would post something snz/sick related#but when i saw this i was absolutely astonished i thought someone had posted straight kink art on my tl#j/j/k#h1gu/ruma
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did you know that if you take word of smaller stature from circe, melinoe actually becomes smaller
look at her!!
she's so small!!!
#evan speaks#zukoandtheoc plays hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#hades ii spoilers#hades 2#circe hades#her voice gets high pitched too#just beat eris for this first time with this#astonished that eris did not absolutely lose her shit that mel was tiny
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"But is it - We couldn't travel with you."
"What? Why not?"
"Because you, sir, are not one of us."
Doctor Who | Dot & Bubble
Bonus Dumbass:
#doctor who#15th doctor#ruby sunday#dw spoilers#ncuti gatwa#millie gibson#absolutely superb performance from ncuti#I could write an entire essay about this scene anD I WILL#and how the doctor - white up until this point - has never experienced this sort of failure#where he cannot save someone not because the enemy outsmarted him or he failed to think of something#but because he regenerated as a black person#this is his first encounter with people so ignorant that it kills them#and gatwa goes through so many emotions its amazing#astonishment and disbelief at first#and then blossoming into frustration and rage#and finally he has to just accept that they are going to die and he cant do anything about it; but it makes him so fucking sad#and at the very end he puts his chin up and turns away from them#A++++++ any clumsiness on RTD's part is always made up for by ncuti#also millie gibson also knocked it out of the park in this scene like jesus
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Yes, yes, poor Ortus, I have every bit of sympathy for you my sweet. I'd very much rather be home and write my fanfics as well were I in your position. But, this is really fascinating.
The details we get to see and observe NOW that we're given the POV of someone who's paying attention is quite profound. Gideon really was floating almost 100% of the time during her run. This is probably one of the things I wanted most to get from GtN, and yes I appreciate that Gideon's time was Gideon's time and her headspace is that of a macho youth who wanted to escape her shackles back in Drearburh and was essentially swept into the thick of it, but like, this!
The immediate thing Harrow notices is how smooth and liquid the construct movements are. And how could one NOT? Having lived with skeletal constructs even before learning how to speak it's quite noticeable when something stands out with these things. One just SEES it, like second nature. Like how one notices when a note is disjointed in a song that you've memorised to your core, or how a guitar's string is half a note out of tune; it works, it's workable, but you know something is up.
#this series is rewiring my brain in all the delicious ways#everytime I think I have it figured out something astonishing greets me the next corner#tazmuir istg your genius is absolute#ortus nigenad#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#tlt#harrowhark nonagesimus#tales of a first time tlt reader
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#alternatively. if you don’t believe that they’ve fucked#what do you think they called each other on their deathbeds?#mostly inspired by my absolute astonishment that wilson apparently calls house by his first name in writing (greg made me think of you)#but still called him house at his FUNERAL?#and in the c-word?#they baffle me on so many levels#I hesitated to even include house calling him james in this#because I can’t imagine it#does house even know his name is james. he called him bob that one time.#I miss when he called him jimmy tho. when did that stop#house md#hilson#house/wilson#gregory house#james wilson#greg house#hatecrimes md#tumblr polls
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The fundamental problem with House of The Dragon, not even as an adaptation, but as a show, and simply a story, is that none of the characters feel like people. They're cardboard cutout dialogue delivery machines, they do what the story requires of them at any given moment and then evaporate into thin air. Their actions aren't internally consistent to a person with a mind and opinions and emotions of their own, the explanation for why they do the things they do nine times out of ten boils down to "they had to hit X point on the skeleton chart of plots beat that needed to be fulfilled" with all the moments in between being "the writers wanted them to", people aren't always objectively consistent but they are INTERNALLY consistent, and it's why these characters don't feel like people, they're not and the writers aren't interested in making us BELIEVE they are, they're interested in seeing them do what they want when they want it while checking off just enough requirements to still have HBO release it. If there is ever a frustration, an incoherence, a simple why about the choices made and narrative created, nine times out of ten, this is going to be your answer. Not only is looking for something deeper or better going to drive you insane either from frustration or powerlessness (trust me, I’ve been there), the people in charge are relying on us to do so, it’s why this fandom was the perfect place to be so self indulgent and egotistical, we’ve been trained by the creator for twenty-odd years to believe there’s always a bigger scheme and grander plans. Not this time, not here. And when people recognize this is the answer, there’s no wild goose chase protecting the creators anymore, there’s just criticism, and the consequences of their own self indulgence and ego. Don’t drive yourself crazy looking for answers, drive them crazy by demanding explanations.
#asoiaf#HotD#house of the dragon#hotd characters#hotd writers#anti hotd#anti house of the dragon#anti ryan condal#anti sara hess#anti bad fanfic self insert show#and because I know people will be weird at me for this#no one infiltrated the franchise#or chose asoiaf just to make something like this#I’m saying that the excuses/justifications#that it’s all a part of a masterful grand plan#that will amaze and astonish when seen in full#is an absolute crock#but they know that excuse buys them time and credibility#because we as a fandom have been trained to believe that reasoning#since before this franchise had even *begun* to be adapted for tv#and for all the good AND bad that’s done us#it’s why that claim has allowed them to avoid so much warranted criticism
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Katsuki’s and Izuku’s Birthstones
Katsuki’s birth month is April and the birthstone for April is a Diamond and look what a diamond represents/symbolizes
Izuku’s birth month is July and the birthstone for July is a ruby and look what a ruby represents/symbolizes
#izuku midoriya#bakugo katuski#bakudeku#bkdk#deku#kacchan#decchan#dkbk#the fact that love is involved in both is absolutely astonishing to me
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#y'all my birthday literally just started and it's been one of the best birthdays I've ever had in a really long time.#all my friends were so HYPED TO CELEBRATE **MY** BIRTHDAY and it honestly made me feel so loved and cared about#i was absolutely astonished by the love and time my friends put into their respective pieces and I love them absolutely to bits#my boyfriend also spent most of the day making my birthday cake 🥹 because i told him i wanted strawberry shortcake....#I JUST REALLY FELT SOOO LOVED TODAY#i still am just shooketh they were EAGERLY WAITING FOR MY BIRTHDAY...like WEEKS THEY WERE HYPED AND IDKKKK THAT JUST SO HEARTWARMING TO ME#i absolutely love and appreciate my friends soooo much. idk where I'd be without them#URRAAAAAAGGGHGGGGGGGGGGGG WORDS LITERALLY CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW MUCH JOY I FEELLLL#literally sobbed when they were showering me with words#😭😭😭😭😭 I'm love them sooo much#💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💗💗💗💖💗💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗#Steph sent me the gift so early i woke up and was blown away#SoBS THEN IT JUST DIDN'T STOPPPPPPLPPP PLEASEEE BESTIES MY BIRTHDAY JUST STARTED 😭😭😭😭 IMMA SMOOCH ALL OF YOU
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Fell down a rabbit hole reading about what various white supremacist and alt right shitheads have been up to since 2017 or so, and it’s darkly amusing to me how often they imagine their enemies to be the grand communist conspiracy and not. Like. Normie liberals who hate them just as much. Feels a bit like the thing where communists call all their enemies fascists, but even then communists seem considerably more self aware that often the people they are scrapping with probably don’t think of themselves as fascist.
Turns out weird anti-masturbation cults and angry dipshits who give off Most Divorced Man in the Universe energy are not the foundation for political success.
#also one guy got doxxed and it was revealed he was married to a Jewish woman#and had had a Jewish wedding#and like I don’t know what kind of grift he was running#but good lord these people all just seem like they’re barely holding it together#like I know I know ‘white supremacist’ does not scream ‘well adjusted’ to begin with#but it’s astonishing they ever had their moment in the public spotlight back in 2017/18#given how absolutely absurd everybody involved seems to have been
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