#a reality tv show

[damfangirl08]

A day in the life with my family(illustrated):

Three of my siblings and my sisters boyfriend trying to get my cat to join them on the trampoline(note her expression)

My mom petting our cat on the couch sayinh "is something wrong with you" with a baby voice(he usually doesn’t like cuddles)

Me and @blueskybehindtheclouds bonding on a piano chair that barely has space for one person on a good day(honorable mention to our cat named chat noir)

And last but not least this with no context im not giving context

[crushedsweets]

Bros haunting meeeeeeeeee

[erinwantstowrite]

Dick and Tim would be REALLY good on reality tv,,, they're both charismatic (please do not forget that Tim makes friends/allies easily just like Dick can), handsome, CLEVER, and know how to play to a persona. i think they'd go on shows for fun and to de-stress. like one too many things piss them off in their daily lives and they could pretty much get a vacation from it just to go on these shows. no one in the family can talk to them and they get to annoy people, crack jokes, and get fun puzzles in the form of a literal puzzle or figuring out social dynamics of the other players.

sometimes they go on shows by themselves but mostly use it as a brotherly bonding activity. if it's a show where they can be a duo they're GOING to do it. and they're going in to play to a storyline, not to win. they don't need the money, they don't need the publicity, they just want to have fun. sometimes if they figure out that everyone on the show sucks and they get competitive, they'll win. but mostly their goal is "how can we make the funniest plot line look the most natural." or something like that. i know a producer LOVES to see them coming. i bet EVERYONE tunes in when they're on a show because they're fucking hilarious even if half of what they say are inside jokes. the rest of the family watches and they KNOW what those shits are pulling, they have betting pools where they guess what the two are gonna do next, they're the FIRST to make memes for both internet and for the family group chats.

one time they convinced Bruce to go (it's been many a years since he really had to play up the Brucie role, cause he's a dad now and the older he gets the more people expect him to mellow out, and even back when he was full Brucie, reality TV wasn't his thing). it was one of those survival based shows where you come is as a team and try to win together. Bruce got lost in the woods after going on a hike. The camera men literally lost him and Tim and Dick were playing it up for the camera. Dick cried and invited the other teams to a funeral. Tim had a speech that was basically "I think he's fine but this is my perfect opportunity to embarrass my dad with stories." The producers were like "we fucking killed Bruce Wayne oh my fucking god" and Bruce shows up at the funeral like "oh what a beautiful service my boys are so great." They won by pure luck and circumstances and they were actively TRYING to lose that game. They were gobsmacked at the end and everyone uses the moment they looked at each other in confusion and shock as reaction gifs

[crow-enthusiast]

death had the best entrance scene this, castiel had the best entrance scene that, WRONG

crowley immediately kissing a man for fun and profit

[softhaus]

I wish there was more annoying lame nerds in the butch/femme community I can't keep up talk about reality tv shows I need to listen to some dyke tell me about some stupid manga they read 15 times

[pandadrake]

Horses. I really like that other movie that Hobie's voice actor was in.

IDK why I ended up putting so much effort into the rendering this was just supposed to be a shitpost.

Hobie's pose is heavily referenced from a shot from the movie Nope (2022). The background texture is also from the same frame.

Miguel is cast as the stressed-out, half-Latino, tech guy with an angel name who watches camera feeds all day and bitches about his life to people he just met.

[ecstarry]

imagine reg and james entering love is blind as a joke but actually falling in love in the pods and being the only couple that actually says yes at the altar

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a horror reality tv show where we played tag inside a mansion. The caveat being that one of us was demon possessed and if you had the demon at the end of the year, you would be executed on live tv.

[laniidae-passerine]

positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond

[highway-stars]

A hot new couple has entered the villa !!

[changantenna]

well someone was gonna do it eventually i believe. and i wanted that to be me. so here's understeam yellow!!

[phoenixyfriend]

Obi-Wan as the Bachelor and the Big Deal of it all is that the whole "meet my family so we see if you mesh" is like Episode Two instead of near finale because Anakin keeps showing up with Ahsoka in Tow.

The production team can't figure out how to keep him from breaking in like nightly. He just crashes dates because that's HIS older brother and Anakin himself needs to approve but also! Obi-Wan's attention belongs to Anakin, obviously.

Obi-Wan's apologies are token. His teenage brother is part of the package. Also the teenybopper, but she's less of an annoyance.

Yoda is the producer and we need a host. The problem is that I ship so many people with Obi-Wan that I can't think of awiuegfhpaosidjfa

Qui-Gon or Dooku can host. Or Plo?

People that are on the show:

Quinlan

Luminara

Jango

Cody (Jango's cousin)

Alpha (also Jango's cousin)

Bail (openly poly)

Satine

Siri

Hondo (somehow)

Mace

Ventress

Maul

Kit Fisto

Other? I'm sure I have more but my brain is Not At 100% so I'm sure I'm missing something obvious.

I have like 15% understanding of this show.

[muzsmocsing]

Reading svsss is like "I'm not fully on board with this ship. There's some issues with the dynamic that I'm not sure can be worked out. It's a little uncomfortable......... But what am I, a cop?" and continuing reading.

[catchymemes]

[acekindaneat]

I don't want this to end.

A cute little date scene that I really liked from the fic The Big Woo by @tinkertoysdamn !!!!!

[left-handed-spaghetti]

Ah, yes. My favorite Reality tv show! Dead Poets Society!

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