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Imagine in the beginning, before Red Hood's goons figure out that he is a baby, they think he is a single dad of a bunch of kids, instead. And it is not like they are wrong, since he does parent all kids of Crime Alley, but they mean not them. They mean Bats, instead.

No one is sure how old Red Hood is. But they saw a single white streak of the hair once, so he is... old, right? And these Batkids, they always hang around him, whining and asking for something - surely, it is his kids? Right? That gotta be it.

Red Hood: Now, back to- Sorry, I need to take a call. Goons: Sure, sir. Red Hood: What... Oh my god, Red. What do you mean, you don't know how to wash the carpet without- Spoiled brat. Okay, listen to me, you first need to get a really hot water... Goons: That's definitely his son being in troubles.

(It was Tim, who accidentally ruined Alfred's favourite carpet. He was in big troubles that day.)

Robin, appearing on the doorstep of Red Hood's den: Scram. I am here to see Hood. Goons, staring at little Damian: Hm-m. Red Hood, pushing them away: Bad day? (Damian wordlessly raising his arms to be picked up by Jason) Okay. It is fine. Goons: Hm-m-M.

Nightwing, whining: You are so boring. Why don't you want to play Twister with us this Sunday? Red Hood, rolling his eyes: Shut up. Goons, overhearing the conversation: Kids, am I right? Red Hood: Huh?

Goons, watching Batman and Red Hood shouting on each other on the rooftop: Hey, do we think Batman is also his kid?.. Goons: (thoughtful pause) Red Hood, completely pissed off by his dad in the meanwhile: I am TIRED of you. Go back to your stupid ass CAVE and think about your behaviour. I don't want to see you AGAIN. Batman: But- Red Hood: OUT OF MY TURF. NOW!!! Goons, staring at Batman, who walks away sulkily: ...HM-M.

Red Hood, staring at the "Best Dad" merch, given him by his goons on his birthday: I am confused. Do they mean kids from Alley, or they view themselves as my kids... What does it mean? Uh. Whatever. It is kinda sweet. Red Hood, on the next day: Thanks, guys. Very thoughtful of you! Goons, high-fiving each other: Sure, boss!

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hey is that mermaid saying something

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Part 48! I, too, have fallen victim to the weird flesh hat child. We will get through this trauma together folks.

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Sobbing on the floor because shes too cute my BABY

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In a country where the only real options are “Democrats” or “Nazis who will hurt everyone” the only moral thing to do is not only to vote for the Democrats but also do whatever you can to talk other people into voting for them too

When offered two dishes one of which is poison you don’t complain that the one that’s not poison is overcooked

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I just think that there should be more resistance stuff

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replaying tp and realizing how good the supporting cast was actually

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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW

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Wait on a goddamn minute….

Warriors: w-wait, wait a goddamn minute….. *squints at a sign*

Wild: *tapping his index fingers together sweating nervously*

Warriors: *points* what in death mountain is that*

Legend: oh a blood thirst lizalfo in 14km.

Everyone: *turns to legend*

Legend: think the picture was made for idiots.

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— Our last line of defense will be Link.

— Link?

Found this on pinterest and just.. had to...

bonus

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why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago

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pretend it says 2025

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not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

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Thinking about the lu chain arriving to spirit track's hyrule and meeting Spirit eventually

And Wind (who can see ghosts) seeing himself as an old man ghost floating and hanging around Spirit

And Wind and his old ghost self reacting like the spiderman meme

While everyone is looking at him like "what the fuck are u pointing at"

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tune, to mask, lying face-down on the floor, regretting being alive: and then I called him dad

wars, to lana, sobbing: and then he called me dad

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Sky: so Vio stands for violet right?

Vio: it stands for violence