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Please tell me more about the completionist fic

So there's a joke in Moon Pearls about Legend fighting every Ganon if presented with the chance.

This is that fic lol.

The premise is Hylia gives him space-time travel powers to go collect the chain and instead he uses them to try to 100% Ganon murder speed run after seeing baby Rulie about to fight him. He brings along Fable 'cause you need a Zelda for these things, right?

It's at about 3k words, but is on hiatus as that's a lot of boss fights.

Here, snippet.

For the first time there’s someone waiting for them when they step out of the portal, a young woman with blue hair and a lopsided, midriff bearing outfit the siblings immediately and critically judge. There’s a table with tea and sandwiches set out.

The woman smiles at them, it’s a very brittle thing “Hi you two. You’ve had quite the exciting trip haven’t you? I think we should sit and have a nice,” deep breath, “Reasonable and level headed discussion about messing around with time travel.”

Fable looks to Legend, a questioning expression on her face.

“Right time,” Legend confirms.

“Wrong place,” Fable suggests.

Legend simply nods and a portal appears beneath the two of them.

A scream of frustration follows them through.                    

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So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

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Rod of seasons

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the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i'm in tears just thinking about it

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i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here

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ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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AMAZON IS STRIKING LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!! LETS GO!@!

as someone who has worked in amazon warehouses for many years, this is crazy like. oh my god. DURING PEAK SEASON?? LETS GOOOO

media and companies are already trying to say "DONT LET THE UNIONS MISLEAD YOU WE PROMISE WE TREAT OUR WORKERS WELL!!!" well hey ive worked there for YEARS. they do not ! dont listen to their bullshit. it might be difficult to not get frustrated if packages are late at the most important time of the year but thats the whole point -- strikes happening when the workers are most necessary is a massive blow to showing just how essential the workers are . anyways stand with amazon workers this holiday season god fucking bless

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In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

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"adhd is the easiest disability to have" “sure plenty of people have adhd but most people are faking” “people are abusing the resources that WE need so that’s why i can’t get my adderall!”

there has been an artificial shortage of all adhd medication for the past 4 years in the US. every investigation into this shortage has returned with the unequivocal result that simply nobody thinks we need it enough to solve the problem.

so they point fingers at the “faker” gaming the system to get adderall who “thinks” they have adhd or is “abusing stimulants to get ahead” for a problem that Our system MANUFACTURED.

so we would be at each others throats instead of realizing that our government and big pharma is to blame for all of this. because their First priority is to punish addicts and to punish folks with adhd and to punish anyone who relies on medication. over everything else. even over profit.

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Core memory

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Twilight: This is so embarrassing. I am never speaking again. Wind: I have no idea what you're talking about but I'm listening. Twilight: A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too".

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Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm