#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’ | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

laniidae-passerine · 2 months

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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond

#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond #if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe #and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES #you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic #while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side #and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show #the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat #they want to be a rockstar’s gf #but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual #who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire #and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like #‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme #iwtv #interview with the vampire #rockstar lestat #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire lestat #daniel molloy

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