#You’d think
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You’d think the conspiracy theorist camp would be more concerned when the richest man in the world with 6000 satellites hovering over us and despotic control over one of the largest social media platforms, photos with ghislaine and investments in brain chips and AI pays millions of dollars to get one guy elected so he could be head of a new, shadowy government agency. You’d think. You’d think. You’d think.
#you’d think#this isn’t endorsing any conspiracy about elon#the truth is all these things can explained by the fact that he’s a rich idiot manchild#this post was mostly inspired by seeing the number of star link satellites up there and being like hey why is this not super offputtinf
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this fucks
#i wish i could turn off the replies of this post now 😭#men are so insecure#you’d think barbie herself called to kill all the kens#barbie movie#barbie#barbie review#1k#10k#20k#30k#40k#50k#60k#70k#80k
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#Church of boff sides#The editors and owners do t even have I put the screws to a lot of these ‘journalists’#“Seems like it’s important a candidate described a key plank in their platform as bloody”#You’d think admitting to the autocratic bloodthirsty parts of project 2025 warrants reports#You’d think
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now jon gets to be evil too >:3
edit: some minor colour adjustments and stuff :P
#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#do I think they would actually dress like this if they were evil?#not even a little bit#pretty sure evil Jon would be more… mangy rabid street cat#evil martin would look and act exactly the same as canon martin#but then he’d like.. kill you grandmother or something#manipulate you into killing your grandma?#idk point is he’d be scary because you’d never suspect him#until it was too late…#my art
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This is my Double Exposure DLC
#gotta put some art into the world#and you’d think given D9 last two games they would’ve had some DLC that wasn’t ‘cat’ content#my art#life is strange#lis#pricefield#Chloe price#max caulfield
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Concept: The Gotham Citizen app has a forum for posting candid photos of vigilantes and there’s an ongoing phenomenon where photos of Tim are impossibly gorgeous no matter the angle and photos of Dick (one of the most beautiful people in the entire world) look like when you take high-speed photos of Olympic athletes mid-sport
#you’d think it would be the other way round. but no#the day this news hits the groupchat is a day from which dickie never fully recovers#meanwhile everyone else is like oh i’m sooooo sorry there’s one single genre of photo where you don’t look like god personally carved you.#how’s it feel being NORMAL#meanwhile-meanwhile tim’s like . is that actually what i look like . and steph’s like ilu but not rly tbh#dc#droring#tim drake#dick grayson
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Aphrodite cabin playing dress to impress because i think they'd love it aka the real reason chb isn't allowed to have technology
#me projecting my current obsession into fictional characters?#it’s more likely than you’d think#piper mclean#drew tanaka#valentina diaz#mitchell pjo#aphrodite cabin#pjo#percy jackson#pjo hoo#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo toa#riordanverse#rrverse#art#fanart#my art
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fabian is such a sweetie and he will not convince me otherwise. genuinely there’s no reason for him to make up with gertie bc the rest of them have enough good standing with her to work with her, he fully did that for kristen. the way he approached it too, wasn’t like “oh im gonna get her off my back so we can deal with the honey thing” no it was pure good soul lou wilson shining through fabian going “hey if there’s even a BUMP on this road to love for my friend because of me? i’m repaving the entire fucking street lets go”
#i love my soft boy#why do none of these children know how to express love properly#you’d think they have enough parents with the polycule#fantasy high junior year spoilers#untapped rage#fabian aramais seacaster#fabian seacaster#lou wilson#kristen applebees#gertie bladeshield#kristen x gertie#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#fhjy#liveblogging#500#1000#1500#2000
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I came downstairs to have a snack before bed, popped some waffles in the toaster, sat on the couch to wait, and then my cat immediately curled up on my lap and fell asleep. The waffles have long since popped. Yet here I am.
And there she is. Oh Christ she just adjusted to get more comfortable.
#b.#weevil the cat#you’d think she’d understand hunger considering she is the most food motivated being in existence
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shoutout to the nightbloggers all my homies love nightbloggers
#you’d think I was australian from the amount of night blogging I do#anyway reblog and tell me in the tags what time it is when you saw this post#insomnia#nightblogging#vampires#memes#group chat#discord group#just jill's stuff
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when people think delilah just completely takes over and laudna has no control. when people think jester is just an uwu child who has been manipulated by every man she’s met. when people think vex is an empty husk of daddy issues without her brother by her side. when people think fjord is an arrogant asshole who doesn’t pay attention to the party around him. when people think scanlan saying that vox machina doesn’t care about him is an accurate assessment.
#i’m tired and i was bitching w a friend about this earlier but good grief.#cr fandom HATES when a character knowingly denies or portrays themself in a way that is false#but that fulfils the expected role the party/the fandom has dictated for them#whether the character is intentionally lying (vex and fjord esque) or has bad faithed themselves into believing what they’re saying#(laudna and scanlan) cr very frequently plays with like . the character is saying this and it’s not trueeeee#you’d think the fandom that’s oh so willing to History Is Written By The Victors their way into validating wiping out all of the gods#because (checks notes) they do not fulfil the whims of every person who asks#might have a little more grace when it comes to doubting the characters words as always truthful or always well informed#critical role
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“That was for you, Gramps!”
YJ redraw of barry’s terrible influence on bart. his (grand)dad jokes precede him <3
VIDEO ID: The Flashfam are seeing Bart off as he returns to the future. Barry lets go of his hand on Bart’s shoulder as he walks away, waving back at them. He laughs and says, “Told you. Anyway, it’s been crash. But the future awaits. I gotta run. Ha-ha!” Barry smiles while Jay brings a hand to his hat in exasperation, and Wally slumps, looking at the camera unimpressed. Bart continues to say, “See what I did there? With the ‘run’?” Barry, still smiling, walks towards Bart as he’s about to enter the time machine, saying, “That was for you, Gramps.”
#flashfam#the flash#bart allen#barry allen#jay garrick#wally west#young justice#yja#dc comics#dc fanart#dc#alt text#described#danart#aghh i’m so proud of how this turned out in its simplicity#simplifying things is a lot harder than you’d think orz#rly tried to push myself with the stylization here#this was my first time drawing any of the flashfam besides barry btw.#not bad for a first attempt if i do say so myself U__U
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Oh my gosh is that stink from the legend of Elda??????
#legend of zelda#linked universe#funny#silly#lol idk what else to put here#lu time#ocarina of time#the legend of zelda#link ocarina#majoras mask#idk which link it is specifically but I think ocarina link#I want his hair#Link give me ur hair#We can share it tho cus you’d look ugly bald 😒👨🦲#Oh my gosh#shes bald#She’s bald and she’s torturing people who have hair#This is for Jes who says I’m a cool guy who makes funny shit and banger art once in a blue moon#This banger arts for you pookerson
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like a year ago someone put these tags on a post I made and it still keeps me up at night, like I’m not gonna say anything because I know they don’t care but I care-
#Not a single sentence is correct but what the fuck do you mean liver#I’m genuinely concerned if you think you’d be fine without an entire liver that’s a very important organ#Tim drake
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irritation level is such that i am eating an entire square of Chinese bakery coffee cake to self-soothe
#you’d think#that the person responsible for an organization’s FB page#would recognize the value of good writing and proofreading#how the FUCK do you mess up a description someone else has written and presented to you in it’s completed form#to the point where 2 short paragraphs becomes 4 incomprehensible paragraphs smushed into one giant wall of text#HOW
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p-pussy inspection with ai-aiz- *gulp* aizawa?
#the thing is I feel like he would be like dead silent for most of it#and you’d just have to lay there for him waiting for his approval or disapproval#sweating thinking about it
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