#YOURE FUCKING SCUM
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wow i just saw that ethel cain post about terfs being thick and the entire comment section was misgendering her and calling her misogynistic okay nice to know this app is worthless
#ill find it in a minute but#jesus fucking christ#TERFS I FUCKING HATE YOU SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS IM SERIOUS#“dont wish harm on people” ILL WISH HARM ON YOU ALL I FUCKING LIKE#SCUM#YOURE FUCKING SCUM#KILL YOURSELVES#terf dni#terfs dni#radfem dni#radfems dni#dont fucking speak to me#blah blah!#ethel cain
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Most straight relationships in media: “Even though there's no development and no chemistry and we don't look like we love each other that much we'll date because we're straight and that's what we're supposed to do. Right??”
Most queer relationships in media: “If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner.” — “Dying together also included a ‘together’.” — “You changed my destiny from the moment we touched.” — “I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” — “The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon...”
#fucking queer people man....#why must they do this to me#you reached your hand out to me on that day#you changed my destiny from the moment we touched#you're the most important person in my life#if saving you is a sin... i'll gladly become a sinner#goodbye. kiana#honkai impact 3rd#hi3rd#scum villain self saving system#svsss#the song of achilles#tsoa#lego monkie kid#lmk#kiamei#bingqiu#patrochilles#shadowpeach#avis' post#lgbtqia
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After The Immortal Alliance Conference
Shang Qinghua: Bro! You're not going to believe what the System offered me this morning!
Shen Qingqiu: I don't care Airplane
Shang Qinghua: Dude, this is important! Possibly even life-saving!!
Shen Qingqiu: Ugh, fine. What happened?
Earlier This Morning
System: 【 Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times! User 01 has survived much longer than expected! He has earned a reward! 】
Shang Qinghua: I'm a bit offended that you expected me to die earlier than the original goods, but I'll take the reward
System: 【 User 01 can choose between 2 rewards. The first reward is a full revival for you or someone of your choosing! 】
Shang Qinghua: Holy shit, that's OP! What could be better than that?!
System: 【 The second reward is the user can be granted knowledge about the ending of any piece of existing media. 】
Present
Shen Qingqiu: That's amazing Airplane-Bro! Now we don't have to just rely on the plant bodies
Shang Qinghua: Um...
Shen Qingqiu: Airplane-Bro?
Shang Qinghua: About that...
Shen Qingqiu: You didn't....
Shang Qinghua: So do you want to know how One Piece ends?
#sqh: luffy finds the one piece!#sqq: i'm going to fucking strangle you#system: somehow you seduce your would-be killer#system: i don't know how our users keep doing that#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#cumplane#platonic cumplane#system#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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LQG: Shit I didn't mean to say that out loud.
[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. First image depicts Shen Yuan in an outfit reminiscent of BOTW!Zelda's goddess outfit except with sleeves that fall down the shoulder. He grips one of his arms and looks down to the side as if uncomfortable, saying "I don't know... I feel like I look stupid." The next image depicts Liu Qingge in BOTW!Link's champion outfit. He looks on with a loving expression/smile and says "You look...Wonderful." The last image has both characters in chibi style. SY now looks up to LQG with an amazed expression, his face and body now flushed. LQG on the other hand, looks away with a very flushed face and sweating, his fists clenched with an spiky thought bubble that simply says "FUCK" End ID]
#svsss#scum villain#shen yuan#liu qingge#liushen#botw!svsss au#was this au partially made so i could draw sy in a goddess outfit? maybe so <3#SY internally: omg the hero just called me wonderful he actually does seem to like me as a person???#LQG internally: fuck fuck fuck bottle up your emotions you cant let the prince know that you YEARN#meanwhile LBH chugging vinegar: if I saw his highness like that I would have called him gorgeous beautiful the most captivating person-#mxtx#myart#svsss au
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"Cucumber-bro and Airplane-bro would make a good couple-"
False. They're both morons. They would never acknowledge they are together. They would make a good "We got married drunk as a joke and take long romantic walks together and kiss each other on the mouth but no homo just as bros haha" pair and that's it.
Someone asks if they're married and one says "Yes" while the other says "Oh we're just bros", and they both look at each other and then switch answers.
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#airplane bro#shang qinghua#cumplane#i fucking hate you all for that ship name#theyre idiots your honour#cucumber bro mocks airplane bro for never getting dates while sitting on his lap#btw if anyone is wondering who i ship shen qingqiu with the answer is yes#he deserves them all
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pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.
(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)
#svsss#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#SQQ: building his found family on QJP and Plotting#LBH: idk off sniffing rocks somewhere while on one of his protagonist adventures#i say im pouring one out for him but in reality im laughing at him. sorry my guy you are just NOT my priority. be a better peak lord#tell your disciples to stop with the institutionalized peak hierarchy and the internal political intrigue and MAYBE we'll talk#oh he cant hear me he's wearing airpods. welp. *stares at LQG and YQY* more SQQ time for you then!#its funny because i do love bingqiu i just decided to write a fic exploring a roleswap concept i saw where LBH wasnt a good peak lord#and the concept itself didnt explore what consequences might occur if LBH was as inactive a PL as LQG was before redeeming him#like if BZP can go lord of the flies while unsupervised what happens if you leave QJP the same way?? political court intrigue and sabotage#being the protagonist and going on many adventures is great and all.... if you aren't tied down with the responsibilities of a peak lord.#binghe. binghe. binghe. binghe. your head disciple has instated a hierarchy on your peak and routinely sabotages the cultivation of the#junior disciples by actively disrupting their learning by sending them off to do menial chores that should be distributed equally across#the peak. binghe. he's gonna get someone killed. binghe. BINGHE. you're inadvertently creating a generation of cultivators who harbor#resentment against you specifically bc you failed to care and protect them as their shizun. BINGHE. DO YOU HEAR ME? BINGHE#oop. i guess not. SQQ time to organize a covert resistance group. i mean a secret study group that also doubles as an organization dedicate#to ruining Li Tao's reputation and standing amongst the rest of the sect. by boys! have fun storming the castle!#tldr unsweetened lemonade is: 'i force SQQ into a position of no power where keeping his head down is not an option bc neither the system#+ nor his surrounding peakmates will let him fade into the BG. and there's no LBH around for him to wifebeam into the Fave Disciple spot'#its also a 'SY and SJ are the same person' fic bc i love the trope and having a disciple SY where he's also SJ is such a specific niche#that i'll just have to write it myself in order to see it. im having a blast with it. im gonna give him SO much found family.#liushen and yueshen(? qijiu?) are fighting for 1st while poor bingqiu is trying to claw its way out of 3rd with minimal success#good fucking luck babe you gotta fight SQQ's seven evil disciples first. THEN you gotta fight Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan.#and then you gotta fight me. romance isnt even in the cards for this fic they're fighting for the SUBTEXT.#roll for disadvantge binghe
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nothing to boil the blood in the morning quite like coming across an etsy page of AI generated furry adopts and going "okay, well, surely no one's *buying* these seven fingered airbrushed freaks," but, alas. almost 600 sales. making literal hundreds of dollars off of stolen work. fuck off and blow up.
#moo.txt#im still sleep deprived and this is actually making me want to bite ppl in half#just fucking spit on the artist while youre at it why dont you#for fucking shame to the 500+ people buying this garbage.#posting this to my art blog bc my stance on ai is very harshly the equivalent of stealing someones lineart and selling it with even less#effort#generating say. funny mario smoke a blunt is VERY different from generating art from stolen work#and fucking selling it like you did anything but type a prompt into a box#fuck OFF fuck off#aaarurugh#scum of the earth. suck my dick and balls from behind
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"Immigrants didn't take away your affordable housing, rich landlords and greedy politicians did!" (EN: English)
#Immigrants didn't take away your affordable housing#rich landlords and greedy politicians did!#fallout#fallout memes#pip boy#anti colonialism#anti imperialism#antiauthoritarian#antifascist#anti capitalism#antifa#antinazi#rent is theft#rent is too damn high#landlords are parasites#fuck landlords#landlords are scum#landlords are leeches#landlords are bastards#landlords are the worst#landlord insurance#landlords#landlord#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals
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binghe sketchbook doodles....
#my art#strawberridraws#fanart#svsss#svsss fanart#scum villian self saving system#luo binghe#sorry I fucked up your hair binghe...
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wei wuxian: lan zhan, lan zhan! good morning! ☀️
luo binghe: shizun! 🥹
hua cheng: good morning, gege~ 🦋
wen kexing: 🎶 good morning pineapple 🍍 looking very good a-very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiceeeee 🎶
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#wangxian#svsss#scum villains self saving system#luo binghe#bingqiu#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#hualian#word of honor#faraway wanderers#tian ya ke#tyk#wen kexing#wenzhou#tell me i’m wrong i fucking dare you lmao#zhang chengling in the background like 🧍#lbh was up all night watching sqq sleep to make sure he was breathing#apple memes 🍎#queued memes#toss a queue to your witcher
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Svsss AU where everything is the same except Shang Qinghua makes money as a broke teenage outer disciple by inventing the Slua-Xi, a delicious frozen treat to beat the summer heat that's actually just Mobei-jun's bathwater colored with berries.
#i think he should exploit his knowledge of modern goods waaay more than he does#scam people! patent ideas you didn't come up with! get your former favorite foods into production again!#like fuck it#get that bag#this is now a shang qinghua rights activism page btw#exploited by the corporate ladder AND a demon lord??? at the same time???#they should take turns at least omfg#scum villain self saving system#svsss#mxtx#shang qinghua#mobei jun
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Shang Qinghua: So, I've been thinking Cucumber-bro-
Shen Qingqiu: That's dangerous.
#sqq like: what if your thoughts fuck up this world more??#sqq: you better not be thinking about more wife plots#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#peerless cucumber#airplane shooting towards the sky#svsss#scum villain self saving system#svsss incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Instead of Shen Jiu being popped out of existence or his soul being swiched and ending up on Shen Yuan's body or even being stuck in his world as a ghost, Shen Jiu is actually placed as the system. And as such he must find a way to diverge the plot of PIDW so that the soon to be emperor Luo Binghe doesnt gouge out everything and everyone in his wake.
He utterly hates it, he is in shambles when his best chance is a run of the mill fanboy from the novel that has become sentient enough to warp reality and time. He hates the fact that his soul is now tied to Luo Binghe in technical terms, he hates he has to rewind time each and every single time Shen Yuan fucks it up with his horrid communication skills, he hates the way the player's modern lenguage has rubbed him off past those rewinds, he loathes the fac that he can`t even be himself and has to act like some sort of caricature in order for Shen Yuan to not notice who is derailing his life, and his own as well.
He hates the fact that its his fault the things have become more messed up.
But he is fine, he is fine knowing that he can put these new BL novel to rest and and let Yueqi and the sect live for more than what fate deemed them to be.
He is thankful, though not outwardly, that Shen Yuan was kind where he would never be.
#idk something about being tied by a higher power to not fuck up your own faith is so amazing to me#and you cant even change it as yorself#you gotta let someone else change it or you lol#this is not a theory just an AU#the ysstem is soooo completely differen from Shen Jiu that it would be funny if it was#either like being made as a facet to paly the role of just a nobody system who causes chaos#or justshen jiu being sadistic enough to sometimes fuck shen yuan over which kinda ends him up in being fucked over#'its so weird' yes#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#svsss#shen yuan#shen jiu#or it could be just shen jiu being shen jiu his own self making shen yuan go through like so many#weird trals while he is reading PIDW finding whic loopholes he needs to fix which he doesnt and how tf to get shen qige alive
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Day 1,000 thinking about how funny it is that SQQ and SQH indirectly caused the other to die
#the first time at least#despite what SQQ may think he cant blame his other death on SQH#your honor they're soulmates#or a fucked up version of soulmates#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#peerless cucumber#mxtx#mxtx svsss#svsss#scum villian self saving system#cumplane
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Working on my Binghe designs! (Some design notes under the cut :p)
Edit: Had to reupload the image because I forgot his demon mark 😭
[ID: A Scum Villain Drawing. There are three half body shots of Luo Binghe in books 2-3, book 4 to post-canon and Luo Bingge. The left most Binghe from books 2-3 wears a tired, upset expression with less fluffy hair and primarily red and black clothing. The middle Binghe from book 4 and post-canon is wearing a remarkably happier and lovestruck expression, with much fluffier and curly hair. He is wearing a green hair ribbon around his throat, green jade earrings and light green inner robes. His outer robes are dark grey and red. Bingge is wearing an angered expression. His hair is noticeably straighter and has a small braid on the left side. He is wearing black and dark red robes. End ID]
[ID: Notes from the illustration above. In the book 2-3 version there are notes stating that his hair piece is from Huan Hua, and that his hair is less fluffy with the quote 'what no shizun does to a mf'. The second Binghe has notes that his side braids are done by Shen Qingqiu and that the hair ribbon around his neck was given to him by SQQ during his disciple days. The notes about Bingge state that the braid is from the Bingmei vs. Bingge Extra and that his hair is straightened. End ID]
#svsss#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#luo binghe#luo bingge#bingqiu#well hints of it really#mxtx#myart#might change his design in the future but im quite happy with it rn#anyways i like to think that since i make lbh and lbg's hair so different that the bm vs. bg extra just went like:#Sqq seeing lbg thinking its lbh: what the fuck kind of wife plot made your hair like this#and thats why he instantly wanted to do his hair and put a braid in it#might eventually do something like this for sqq when i have the energy cause i have thoughts(tm) about his robe designs during the abyss ar#also i forgot to mention this in my notes but i 100% think binghes pupils do the thing cats do and expand when looking what they love
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Doodles for the Sick!SY au (also a MQF doodle because I'm trying to figure out how to draw the characters)
Wanted to give SY glasses, but I didn't feel like drawing them tbh
#just some doodles#SY looks a little fucked tho#i need to learn to draw better lmao#apologies to anyone who sees this art#i offer bleach for your eyes /jk#why am i so mean to my self-#what is english?#it's a dumb ass tongue twister with silly rules is what it is#rambling in the tags for funsies#sick!Sy au#sick au svsss#svsss sick au#svsss#svsss au#mxtx svsss#svsss fanart#technically ig?#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#shen yuan#mu qingfang#wanted to add a sqq tag but then realized that sy isn't sqq in this au#mqf#how many tags can i even put on a post?#what's the limit?#did anyone even try that?#oh well
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