#YOURE FUCKING SCUM
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bedforddanes75 · 5 months ago
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wow i just saw that ethel cain post about terfs being thick and the entire comment section was misgendering her and calling her misogynistic okay nice to know this app is worthless
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byfulcrums · 1 year ago
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Most straight relationships in media: “Even though there's no development and no chemistry and we don't look like we love each other that much we'll date because we're straight and that's what we're supposed to do. Right??”
Most queer relationships in media: “If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner.” — “Dying together also included a ‘together’.” — “You changed my destiny from the moment we touched.” — “I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” — “The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon...”
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disgracefulthings · 2 months ago
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After The Immortal Alliance Conference
Shang Qinghua: Bro! You're not going to believe what the System offered me this morning!
Shen Qingqiu: I don't care Airplane
Shang Qinghua: Dude, this is important! Possibly even life-saving!!
Shen Qingqiu: Ugh, fine. What happened?
Earlier This Morning
System: 【 Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times! User 01 has survived much longer than expected! He has earned a reward! 】
Shang Qinghua: I'm a bit offended that you expected me to die earlier than the original goods, but I'll take the reward
System: 【 User 01 can choose between 2 rewards. The first reward is a full revival for you or someone of your choosing! 】
Shang Qinghua: Holy shit, that's OP! What could be better than that?!
System: 【 The second reward is the user can be granted knowledge about the ending of any piece of existing media. 】
Present
Shen Qingqiu: That's amazing Airplane-Bro! Now we don't have to just rely on the plant bodies
Shang Qinghua: Um...
Shen Qingqiu: Airplane-Bro?
Shang Qinghua: About that...
Shen Qingqiu: You didn't....
Shang Qinghua: So do you want to know how One Piece ends?
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rhiangalaxy · 1 month ago
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LQG: Shit I didn't mean to say that out loud.
[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. First image depicts Shen Yuan in an outfit reminiscent of BOTW!Zelda's goddess outfit except with sleeves that fall down the shoulder. He grips one of his arms and looks down to the side as if uncomfortable, saying "I don't know... I feel like I look stupid." The next image depicts Liu Qingge in BOTW!Link's champion outfit. He looks on with a loving expression/smile and says "You look...Wonderful." The last image has both characters in chibi style. SY now looks up to LQG with an amazed expression, his face and body now flushed. LQG on the other hand, looks away with a very flushed face and sweating, his fists clenched with an spiky thought bubble that simply says "FUCK" End ID]
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ink-blot-thoughts · 2 years ago
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"Cucumber-bro and Airplane-bro would make a good couple-"
False. They're both morons. They would never acknowledge they are together. They would make a good "We got married drunk as a joke and take long romantic walks together and kiss each other on the mouth but no homo just as bros haha" pair and that's it.
Someone asks if they're married and one says "Yes" while the other says "Oh we're just bros", and they both look at each other and then switch answers.
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starry-bi-sky · 1 month ago
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pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.
(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)
#svsss#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#SQQ: building his found family on QJP and Plotting#LBH: idk off sniffing rocks somewhere while on one of his protagonist adventures#i say im pouring one out for him but in reality im laughing at him. sorry my guy you are just NOT my priority. be a better peak lord#tell your disciples to stop with the institutionalized peak hierarchy and the internal political intrigue and MAYBE we'll talk#oh he cant hear me he's wearing airpods. welp. *stares at LQG and YQY* more SQQ time for you then!#its funny because i do love bingqiu i just decided to write a fic exploring a roleswap concept i saw where LBH wasnt a good peak lord#and the concept itself didnt explore what consequences might occur if LBH was as inactive a PL as LQG was before redeeming him#like if BZP can go lord of the flies while unsupervised what happens if you leave QJP the same way?? political court intrigue and sabotage#being the protagonist and going on many adventures is great and all.... if you aren't tied down with the responsibilities of a peak lord.#binghe. binghe. binghe. binghe. your head disciple has instated a hierarchy on your peak and routinely sabotages the cultivation of the#junior disciples by actively disrupting their learning by sending them off to do menial chores that should be distributed equally across#the peak. binghe. he's gonna get someone killed. binghe. BINGHE. you're inadvertently creating a generation of cultivators who harbor#resentment against you specifically bc you failed to care and protect them as their shizun. BINGHE. DO YOU HEAR ME? BINGHE#oop. i guess not. SQQ time to organize a covert resistance group. i mean a secret study group that also doubles as an organization dedicate#to ruining Li Tao's reputation and standing amongst the rest of the sect. by boys! have fun storming the castle!#tldr unsweetened lemonade is: 'i force SQQ into a position of no power where keeping his head down is not an option bc neither the system#+ nor his surrounding peakmates will let him fade into the BG. and there's no LBH around for him to wifebeam into the Fave Disciple spot'#its also a 'SY and SJ are the same person' fic bc i love the trope and having a disciple SY where he's also SJ is such a specific niche#that i'll just have to write it myself in order to see it. im having a blast with it. im gonna give him SO much found family.#liushen and yueshen(? qijiu?) are fighting for 1st while poor bingqiu is trying to claw its way out of 3rd with minimal success#good fucking luck babe you gotta fight SQQ's seven evil disciples first. THEN you gotta fight Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan.#and then you gotta fight me. romance isnt even in the cards for this fic they're fighting for the SUBTEXT.#roll for disadvantge binghe
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girlboyburger · 10 months ago
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nothing to boil the blood in the morning quite like coming across an etsy page of AI generated furry adopts and going "okay, well, surely no one's *buying* these seven fingered airbrushed freaks," but, alas. almost 600 sales. making literal hundreds of dollars off of stolen work. fuck off and blow up.
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nando161mando · 6 months ago
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"Immigrants didn't take away your affordable housing, rich landlords and greedy politicians did!" (EN: English)
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strawberri-draws · 3 months ago
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binghe sketchbook doodles....
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twistedappletree · 3 months ago
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wei wuxian: lan zhan, lan zhan! good morning! ☀️
luo binghe: shizun! 🥹
hua cheng: good morning, gege~ 🦋
wen kexing: 🎶 good morning pineapple 🍍 looking very good a-very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiceeeee 🎶
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muzsmocsing · 2 months ago
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Svsss AU where everything is the same except Shang Qinghua makes money as a broke teenage outer disciple by inventing the Slua-Xi, a delicious frozen treat to beat the summer heat that's actually just Mobei-jun's bathwater colored with berries.
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inkubuzzz · 4 months ago
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Shang Qinghua: So, I've been thinking Cucumber-bro-
Shen Qingqiu: That's dangerous.
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i-bring-crack · 4 months ago
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Instead of Shen Jiu being popped out of existence or his soul being swiched and ending up on Shen Yuan's body or even being stuck in his world as a ghost, Shen Jiu is actually placed as the system. And as such he must find a way to diverge the plot of PIDW so that the soon to be emperor Luo Binghe doesnt gouge out everything and everyone in his wake.
He utterly hates it, he is in shambles when his best chance is a run of the mill fanboy from the novel that has become sentient enough to warp reality and time. He hates the fact that his soul is now tied to Luo Binghe in technical terms, he hates he has to rewind time each and every single time Shen Yuan fucks it up with his horrid communication skills, he hates the way the player's modern lenguage has rubbed him off past those rewinds, he loathes the fac that he can`t even be himself and has to act like some sort of caricature in order for Shen Yuan to not notice who is derailing his life, and his own as well.
He hates the fact that its his fault the things have become more messed up.
But he is fine, he is fine knowing that he can put these new BL novel to rest and and let Yueqi and the sect live for more than what fate deemed them to be.
He is thankful, though not outwardly, that Shen Yuan was kind where he would never be.
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disgracefulthings · 8 months ago
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Day 1,000 thinking about how funny it is that SQQ and SQH indirectly caused the other to die
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rhiangalaxy · 3 months ago
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Working on my Binghe designs! (Some design notes under the cut :p)
Edit: Had to reupload the image because I forgot his demon mark 😭
[ID: A Scum Villain Drawing. There are three half body shots of Luo Binghe in books 2-3, book 4 to post-canon and Luo Bingge. The left most Binghe from books 2-3 wears a tired, upset expression with less fluffy hair and primarily red and black clothing. The middle Binghe from book 4 and post-canon is wearing a remarkably happier and lovestruck expression, with much fluffier and curly hair. He is wearing a green hair ribbon around his throat, green jade earrings and light green inner robes. His outer robes are dark grey and red. Bingge is wearing an angered expression. His hair is noticeably straighter and has a small braid on the left side. He is wearing black and dark red robes. End ID]
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[ID: Notes from the illustration above. In the book 2-3 version there are notes stating that his hair piece is from Huan Hua, and that his hair is less fluffy with the quote 'what no shizun does to a mf'. The second Binghe has notes that his side braids are done by Shen Qingqiu and that the hair ribbon around his neck was given to him by SQQ during his disciple days. The notes about Bingge state that the braid is from the Bingmei vs. Bingge Extra and that his hair is straightened. End ID] 
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mentallyunstablethembo · 1 month ago
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Doodles for the Sick!SY au (also a MQF doodle because I'm trying to figure out how to draw the characters)
Wanted to give SY glasses, but I didn't feel like drawing them tbh
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