#svsss incorrect quotes

[ineffectualdemon]

Shen Qingqiu to himself: Luo Binghe is a dangerous violent predator who is not to be trusted

All other cultivators: Luo Binghe is a dangerous violent predator who is not to be trusted

Shen Qingqiu: *hands covering Luo Binghe's ears* HOW DARE YOU! HE'S SENSITIVE!!

[inkubuzzz]

Mobei Jun: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a decade now. No response. Shang Qinghua: Wow. They sound stupid. Mobei Jun: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Shang Qinghua: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Mobei Jun: I guess you’re right. Qinghua, I love you. Shang Qinghua: See! Just say that! Mobei Jun: Holy fucking shit. Shang Qinghua: If that flies over their head then, sorry My King, but they're too dumb for you. Mobei Jun: Qinghua.

[tiredbitchposts]

"Look, i just never understood why in gay sex the bottom is always seen as the gayer one when the top is the one activily fucking a man"

- Shen Qingqiu, at some point

[xi-vz]

Liu Qingge: Here’s a fun holiday idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Yue Qingyuan: Liu Qingge, no.

Shang Qinghua: Mistlefoe.

Yue Qingyuan: Please stop encouraging him.

[autumnistic-danmei]

Luo Binghe: What’s it like being tall?

Shang Qinghua: Is it nice? 

Sha Hualing: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? 

Mobei-Jun: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

[naehja]

Kidnapper: we have your lover. Shen Jiu: you have Liu Qingge? Kidnapper: yeah. Shen Jiu: good luck with that. Shen Jiu: By the way, you don't have him. HE has you.

[inkubuzz-old]

Shang Qinghua: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Mobei Jun: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Shang Qinghua: …

Shang Qinghua: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[inakidoesthings]

shang qinghua : if you keep this up, I'll draw you pregnant

shen qingqiu :

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Shang Qinghua: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Shang Qinghua: My king and Luo Binghe are still mad about it, but me and Cucumber-Bro were drunk and thought it was funny.

[afsosville]

Luo Binghe: Find yourself someone who loves you the way my husband pushes me off a cliff. Without hesitation. With full confidence in your abilities, with the rock-steady belief that your relationship can handle it, and with complete faith that when you come crawling out of the Endless Abyss, assuming you survive, you will totally forgive them for the push. Almost certainly forgive them. Probably.

[caesarootham]

In another universe the way that Shen Yuan discovers Shang Qinghua is Airplane is entirely because of pop culture references he manages to convince the other Peak Lords to say.

Yue Qingyuan: thank you for your hard work xiao jui, you're such a thot.

Shen Yuan: *splutters* Sorry, what did you just call me?!!!

Yue Qingyuan: *innocent and oblivious* A thot! Peak Lord Shang said is was a common word meaning thoughtful!

Shen Yuan: *suspicious*

Liu Qingge: *throws a disciple off a cliff during training* YEET

Shen Yuan: Liu Qingge you shouldn't throw your disciples, wait. Did you just say yeet.

Liu Qingge: It's supposed to make them go farther.

Shen Yuan: *suspicious again* Did Peak Lord Shang teach you that?

Liu Qingge: Yes.

Shen Yuan, bursting into Shang Qinghua's study: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

Shang Qinghua, immediately terrified that the scum villain has figured out he's a spy and thinking of 15 different ways to get out of it: It's not what you think!

Shen Yuan: You're a transmigrator!

Shang Qinghua, feeling relieved and also like he lost 10 years of his immortal life: Oh, that. Yeah.

[ineffectualdemon]

Platonic Cumplane but it's that one tiktok

Shang Qinghua: Shen-shixiong is under the impression that the Bamboo house is soundproof

*cut to a scream of frustration coming from the bamboo house*

Shang Qinghua: and we- we just haven't told him it's not

[inkubuzzz]

Shang Qinghua: My back hurts. Mobei Jun, walking into the room: Take your spine out.

[undertheredhood]

shen qingqiu (jiu): so what?

the other peak lords: so what?!?!?

shen qingqiu (jiu): so what if my friends work in a brothel? at least they have jobs, at least they’re active in the community. what do you morons do?

[xi-vz]

Shang Qinghua: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Shen Qingqiu: What's that?

Shang Qinghua: Remorse code.

Shen Qingqiu: I'm even angrier now.

[autumnistic-danmei]

Shang Qinghua: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. 

Mobei-Jun: Wow. He sounds stupid. 

Shang Qinghua: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Mobei-Jun: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” 

Shang Qinghua: I guess you’re right. Hey, Mobei-Jun, I love you. 

Mobei-Jun: See! Just say that! 

Shang Qinghua: Holy fucking shit. 

Mobei-Jun: If that flies over his head then, sorry Qinghua, but he’s too dumb for you. 

Shang Qinghua: My king.