#svsss incorrect quotes

[autumnistic-danmei]

Shen Qingqiu: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. 

Shang Qinghua: And? 

Shen Qingqiu: And you are.

[ineffectualdemon]

Shen Qingqiu to himself: Luo Binghe is a dangerous violent predator who is not to be trusted

All other cultivators: Luo Binghe is a dangerous violent predator who is not to be trusted

Shen Qingqiu: *hands covering Luo Binghe's ears* HOW DARE YOU! HE'S SENSITIVE!!

[inkubuzzz]

Mobei Jun: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a decade now. No response. Shang Qinghua: Wow. They sound stupid. Mobei Jun: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Shang Qinghua: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Mobei Jun: I guess you’re right. Qinghua, I love you. Shang Qinghua: See! Just say that! Mobei Jun: Holy fucking shit. Shang Qinghua: If that flies over their head then, sorry My King, but they're too dumb for you. Mobei Jun: Qinghua.

[xi-vz]

Shen Qingqiu: Why are you on the floor?

Shang Qinghua: I'm depressed.

Shang Qinghua: Also I was stabbed, can you get Mu Qingfang, please?

[tiredbitchposts]

"Look, i just never understood why in gay sex the bottom is always seen as the gayer one when the top is the one activily fucking a man"

- Shen Qingqiu, at some point

[naehja]

Kidnapper: we have your lover. Shen Jiu: you have Liu Qingge? Kidnapper: yeah. Shen Jiu: good luck with that. Shen Jiu: By the way, you don't have him. HE has you.

[inkubuzz-old]

Shang Qinghua: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Mobei Jun: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Shang Qinghua: …

Shang Qinghua: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[inakidoesthings]

shang qinghua : if you keep this up, I'll draw you pregnant

shen qingqiu :

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Shang Qinghua: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Shang Qinghua: My king and Luo Binghe are still mad about it, but me and Cucumber-Bro were drunk and thought it was funny.

[afsosville]

Luo Binghe: Find yourself someone who loves you the way my husband pushes me off a cliff. Without hesitation. With full confidence in your abilities, with the rock-steady belief that your relationship can handle it, and with complete faith that when you come crawling out of the Endless Abyss, assuming you survive, you will totally forgive them for the push. Almost certainly forgive them. Probably.

[undertheredhood]

shen qingqiu (jiu): so what?

the other peak lords: so what?!?!?

shen qingqiu (jiu): so what if my friends work in a brothel? at least they have jobs, at least they’re active in the community. what do you morons do?

[autumnistic-danmei]

Luo Binghe: What’s it like being tall?

Shang Qinghua: Is it nice? 

Sha Hualing: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? 

Mobei-Jun: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

[ineffectualdemon]

Platonic Cumplane but it's that one tiktok

Shang Qinghua: Shen-shixiong is under the impression that the Bamboo house is soundproof

*cut to a scream of frustration coming from the bamboo house*

Shang Qinghua: and we- we just haven't told him it's not

[inkubuzzz]

Shang Qinghua: My back hurts. Mobei Jun, walking into the room: Take your spine out.

[xi-vz]

Shang Qinghua: What are your adjectives?

Shen Qingqiu:…You mean my pronouns?

Shang Qinghua: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

Shen Qingqiu:…I dunno. What are yours?

Shang Qinghua: Noisy and chaotic!

Shen Qingqiu: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

[karen-chan-nya]

SY under a pile of PIDW books: at least this is not drugs

SY: *transmigrates*

SY: maybe I should have done drugs