#svsss incorrect quotes

[autumnistic-danmei]

Shen Qingqiu: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. 

Shang Qinghua: And? 

Shen Qingqiu: And you are.

[xi-vz]

Shen Qingqiu: Why are you on the floor?

Shang Qinghua: I'm depressed.

Shang Qinghua: Also I was stabbed, can you get Mu Qingfang, please?

[ineffectualdemon]

Shen Qingqiu to himself: Luo Binghe is a dangerous violent predator who is not to be trusted

All other cultivators: Luo Binghe is a dangerous violent predator who is not to be trusted

Shen Qingqiu: *hands covering Luo Binghe's ears* HOW DARE YOU! HE'S SENSITIVE!!

[inkubuzzz]

Mobei Jun: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a decade now. No response. Shang Qinghua: Wow. They sound stupid. Mobei Jun: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Shang Qinghua: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Mobei Jun: I guess you’re right. Qinghua, I love you. Shang Qinghua: See! Just say that! Mobei Jun: Holy fucking shit. Shang Qinghua: If that flies over their head then, sorry My King, but they're too dumb for you. Mobei Jun: Qinghua.

[diushek]

At a monthly Peak Lords meeting:

Yue Qingyuan: *talking about the budget allocated to Bai Zhan and how it would be better to reorganize it for less punching bags replacements and training camp repairs… if Liu Qingge controlled his disciples better*

Shang Qinghua: *in English, looking at Shen Qingqiu* he might as well let those frustrated boys let off steam in something other than fighting, you know what I mean

Shen Qingqiu: *hiding behind the fan, also answering him in English* they're teenagers, you moron

Shang Qinghua: *in English* I know! Violent and super horny teenagers! They must not even get a break! I bet if they were to let them free or go out to have some fun with the ladies of you-know-which peak…

Shen Qingqiu: *hits him with his fan, hides behind it again before his reddened face gives him away* you're a asshole. But for once, you might make... sense. If they have nothing else to focus on…

Shang Qinghua: *in English, excited* see? see!? They definitely need to stick their teenage dicks in some hole before they continue digging holes in the training camp. Ah, bro…

Shen Qingqiu: *fanning himself, continuing in English* I might suggest our shidi a night hunt and might accidentally lose the boys into the city to a Without-A-Cure outbreak…

Shang Qinghua: *in English, laughing* that’s it! Slut rights for those boys. Let them go flirt, have fun, and have a little, you know, that other funny fun…

Mu Qingfang: *clearing his throat a little after a sip of tea* of course, if you’re going to set up sex tourism with the horny teenagers of shixiong's peak, let me first give them some contraceptive advice. We don't want STDs spreading like a plague out there *sips his tea with his pinky pointing up, looking at them with disinterest, having clearly spoken in English*

Shen Qingqiu: …

Shang Qinghua: …

Shen Qingqiu: You…

Mu Qingfang: ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ

[inakidoesthings]

Shang qinghua : Are you gay for pay?

Shen qingqiu : God no, i wish. I'm gay for free like a fucking idiot.

[naehja]

*In a happy AU, where Shen Jiu saves Liu Qingge* Shen Jiu: Sect Leader, can you please tell Liu Shidi that I’m mad at him ? We’re in the middle of a fight and I don’t want to talk to him. Yue Qingyuan : You’re literally sitting on his lap and you are playing with his hair? Shen Jiu: Yes, what’s your point?

[tiredbitchposts]

"Look, i just never understood why in gay sex the bottom is always seen as the gayer one when the top is the one activily fucking a man"

- Shen Qingqiu, at some point

[inkubuzz-old]

Shang Qinghua: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Mobei Jun: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Shang Qinghua: …

Shang Qinghua: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[afsosville]

Luo Binghe: Find yourself someone who loves you the way my husband pushes me off a cliff. Without hesitation. With full confidence in your abilities, with the rock-steady belief that your relationship can handle it, and with complete faith that when you come crawling out of the Endless Abyss, assuming you survive, you will totally forgive them for the push. Almost certainly forgive them. Probably.

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Shang Qinghua: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Shang Qinghua: My king and Luo Binghe are still mad about it, but me and Cucumber-Bro were drunk and thought it was funny.

[autumnistic-danmei]

Luo Binghe: What’s it like being tall?

Shang Qinghua: Is it nice? 

Sha Hualing: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? 

Mobei-Jun: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

[xi-vz]

Shang Qinghua: What are your adjectives?

Shen Qingqiu:…You mean my pronouns?

Shang Qinghua: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

Shen Qingqiu:…I dunno. What are yours?

Shang Qinghua: Noisy and chaotic!

Shen Qingqiu: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

[ineffectualdemon]

Platonic Cumplane but it's that one tiktok

Shang Qinghua: Shen-shixiong is under the impression that the Bamboo house is soundproof

*cut to a scream of frustration coming from the bamboo house*

Shang Qinghua: and we- we just haven't told him it's not

[inkubuzzz]

Shang Qinghua: My back hurts. Mobei Jun, walking into the room: Take your spine out.

[undertheredhood]

shen qingqiu (jiu): so what?

the other peak lords: so what?!?!?

shen qingqiu (jiu): so what if my friends work in a brothel? at least they have jobs, at least they’re active in the community. what do you morons do?