#YOU STABBED A DUDE
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Y'all already know how much I adore Merlin but y'all also know how much I hate the Merlin writers. Just simply because they could have done more to add to the plot and they just didn't,
I'm not even talking about Morgana not being corrupted or Arthur not dying (although I want to.) because it really was necessary to the plot, what I am talking about is the plot holes,
The thing that upset me most when watching merlin, the thing that made me stare confusingly at my shitty laptop screen over and over,
The extreme lack of blood.
Now don't think I'm psychotic or anything please, it's merely logic.
Am I supposed to believe that this knight just stabbed a dude and the blade comes out completely clean? Am I supposed to believe that this one girl hit her head on a rock and didn't bleed AT ALL?? just like that??
Like there was a bit of it in the earlier seasons (bloody bandage over chainmail, what the fuck.) but then nothing??
Like I get it was supposed to be a family show (Harry styles reference) but come on. You already stabbed someone, at least make it a little bit more realistic.
COME ON PEOPLE SHOW ME SOME BLOOD
thank you all for listening to my rant<3
#bbc merlin#merthur#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin emrys#merlin x arthur#pls don't let this flop#i think about this every day#like cmon#SHOW ME SOME BLOOD#YOU STABBED A DUDE#AND THEN WHAT???#NOTHING???#THATS SO STUPID#And yes i am currently thinking about blood cuz i am studying#i don't like studying#fuck being a paramedic i give up#no i do not lmao#btw did you guys know youre actually not supposed to give mouth to mouth to a patient?? you have to use a tube#i didn't#also i wish i listend more in science class as a kid what the fuck are none-electricity conduct thing?#its 1am#kill me please#morgana la fey#rant post#idek#good night#harry styles
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FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#phone guy#fnaf 1#sister location#fnaf fanart#HOLY SHIT PHONE GUY MENTIONED AGAIN 🔥🔥#NOW WITH A FULL HUMAN DESIGN ☎️#listen I know I’ll never beat his object head form#BUT I wanted to take at least one stab at making him a design!#my thought process I based him off William and Bob the security guard from the movie!#those two basically gives off the general idea I thought phone guy looked like#made sure to give him red all over his design too to match the phone head deal 🙏🏾#SO YEAH in retrospect phone guy saying this TO MICHAEL is crazy#you think Michael just sat there like 😐#Michael straight up had an endo shoved into him and he was wore like a suit 💀#PHONE GUY definitely didn’t know but yeesh hit close to home there#I REALLY hope yall like PG design!!#I’ll probably tweak it a lil if I do draw it again#now phone guy phone dude and tape girl all have human designs let’s go!! 🩵🩵
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#r/batman with a hilarious take tonight#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dceu#batfleck especially#he let that one dude stab him#pulled the knife out of his rotator cuff#and then used it to stab the guy back#do you think that guy cares if you land a lucky punch on his exposed face??
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When ever I watch naruto I'm reminded that it's kinda canon that if minato didn't die alot of bad shit wouldn't have happened like the Uchiha wouldn't have been slaughtered Naruto would have had a better time growing up and it's funny bc minato chose to die he was like yeah I'm sure my new born sons got this my wife's about to die and I'd rather peace out with her good luck to the rest of you tho anyway what a man top 5 naruto characters for me
#naruto#minato namikaze#and before anyone points out he was stabbed by kurama#he was gearing up to die before that#but yeah im with your wife dude#you should have stuck around to help your kid
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Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them
#Yj starting rumors about themselves and staging fights to make the media and jl look crazy#yj fucking with reporters and just the general public is the funniest thing to me#After the jl lectures yj about their lack of professionalism there’s always a trashy tabloid spreading rumors about yj for the next 3 month#the jl: we need to talk about your lack of professionalism in the field-#yj pretending to be sad while holding a huge stack of trashy tabloids: this is what you’re basing your opinion on?? You don’t trust me?? 🥺#the jl having no idea they’ve been played: wait no-#young just us#young justice#yj98#bart allen#dc impulse#kon el superboy#Greta Hayes#dc secret#Cissie king jones#Cassie sandsmark#gnc!cassie sandsmark#wondergirl#anita fite#dc empress#tim drake#dc red robin#Kon has definitely shown up ready to dismantle mfs from halfway across the world bc yj sounded distressed#And then he gets there and Barts like hold on I’ll restart it 🤩 I just found out about horror movies wtf is wrong with the past??#Or he’s terrified Anita out her sleep again (she almost stabbed him) and she’s like dude I have fucking sleep apnea
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miscellaneous danyal al ghul things
specifically about the danyal al ghul from my post/prompt here and i wanna get my misc. headcanons/thoughts on him (especially in his early stay with the fentons) out here before i make any other danyal al ghul aus
list under the cut because whoops this got longer than i expected. which really i should have expected
the Fentons are unaffiliated with the League, which was perfect for Danny faking his death.
he struggles with empathy. Empathy was not taught nor encouraged while he was with the League, so it's a skill that's been pretty stunted. At 15 he's better at empathizing with people, but he still struggles with it. He's pretty bad at reassuring/comforting people and usually acts as an emotional rubber duck for Sam and Tucker to vent to if need be. He sometimes offers blunt and sometimes mean opinions, especially if its about another person.
Sam and Tucker do not know he's an ex-assassin, they are however, pretty positive that he used to be part of an eco-fascist cult with a focus on martial arts?? They've been helping him tone down some of his more,,, extreme views on humanity ever since they caught wind of his more extreme ideologies.
He and Sam are still avid environmentalists and feed into each other quite a bit. They spend plenty of time at protests and pestering the school into more eco-friendly options.
Dash is not dead on the sole fact that Danny knew he had to lay low in Amity Park and killing someone was not, in fact, 'laying low'.
he did, however, traumatize him when Dash first tried to bully him. Safe to say, Danny is not bullied at school and neither are Sam and Tucker.
Danny didn't make any friends in his first year at Amity Park. He was surly, grumpy, standoffish, more stubborn than Sam, and pretty self-important about himself. Jazz was trying to teach him against these things, but she is a 12 year old unaffiliated with the League. Danny did not respect her nor listen to a word she said. It wasn't until like, year two that he finally started paying to mind what she was saying and slowly started to improve on himself
Sam approached him first, he rebuffed her quite harshly, and then Danny approached her sometime afterward when he overheard her talking about environmental rights. Sam completely ignored him though when he agreed with her, and Danny had to later learn that he needed to apologize for being rude to her when they first met. He did so eventually, and they started to talk more with Tucker and Sam.
Danny's a bit more reserved than he is in canon, although he steadily learns how to act as a regular teenager when he's out in public. He's a bit more friendlier at least, although when he's around Sam and Tucker he drops the act. He still has a somewhat formal way of talking, it's just become more casual after a lot of ribbing from Sam and Tucker. When he's angry or annoyed he starts talking poshly though.
His humor is relatively the same as in canon, if somehow dryer and more insulting at some points
Those rare moments where he gets really pissed usually ends up with him insulting someone in arabic or any of the other languages he picked up from the league. He is the go-to for Tucker's Spanish homework. (Tucker makes that mistake and learns that Danny is a very strict teacher)
while Danny doesn't view the Fentons as his parents, even five years after living with them, he does respect them to some amount. He respects them enough at least that when Vlad Masters comes sniffing around, he is suitably offended on both Maddie and Jack's behalf. And when he finds out Vlad was the one who tried to kill Jack and tried to tell him to renounce him as his father/parental guardian, danny threw a suitably sharp object at him and insulted him quite horrendously
Vlad still wants him as his kid. In fact perhaps even moreso after this.
Danny trains with Maddie to keep up with his training. It's not quite the same but it prevents him from getting completely rusty
Sam and Tucker know that Danny has a little brother, but nothing else beyond that other than Danny cares about him quite a lot and that he got his facial scar from keeping him safe.
Danny cares about Sam, Tucker, and Jazz quite a bit, but he struggles to convey it. Especially early on when he realized he cared about them and like instinct started being harsher to them and more critical of their actions. This resulted in quite a few arguments with Sam and Tucker and Jazz until he got sat down and told outright that the way he was treating them wasn't okay. It's a process he's still trying to unlearn even at 15. He has become kinder towards them as a result, and has begun looking for what they did right rather than what they did wrong.
He harbors a lot of guilt over how he treated Damian in the League, and its a pretty big conflict he has with himself since he's torn between telling himself it was for the best to make sure Damian survived the League, and feeling like crap over how harsh/critical of Damian he was and realizing that he probably could have come up with a better way of training him despite being a child himself at the time. Danny comes to the realization that more than anything, that he just wants to apologize.
His ghost form, specifically is outfit, is a combination of his hazmat suit and his uniform from the league, and he carries a sword with him. He also doesn't know how to react to Dani, honestly. Although it is fair to say that he figures out she's a clone instantly because of her whole 'I'm your third cousin once removed' thing and he freaks out. She spills the beans pretty quickly after that. And Danny is pretty skittish around her - or the equivalent of skittish. Her being younger than him kinda reminds him of Damian, so he's uncomfortable by her presence but learns to warm up to her.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#dpxdc headcanons#dp x dc headcanons#danyal al ghul: exists#me: lets give him emotional constipation :) as a treat#older brother danny#sam+tucker: dude... were you part of a cult???? danny: excuse me? sam+tucker: were you. part of a cult#danny: it was not a *cult--* sam+tucker: oh my god you were part of a cult. that explains sO MUCH#danny is pr morally grey even at 15. he's starting to get the hang of this 'human life' thing though! he thinks.#but he is still the embodiment of that tiktok audio 'why dont we just kill these fucking people' even if he keeps it to himself sometimes#sam+tucker+jazz: dont litter danny: yes of course thats obvious s+t+j: okay then dont *kill* danny: now you've lost me#danny nearly stabbed dash when they first met. more accurately he nearly took off his finger like the train scene from the mummy movie 2#with alex and that big guard guy who stabbed the table in between his fingers. “woah.” “Tt. i missed”#late night starry posts#not proof read and thus there will prolly be mistakes
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Okay, but “Triton seeing Pallas and Athena in Annabeth and Percy and making it everyone’s problem” thingsss
#seafam#pjo triton#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo#hoo#triton is overly protective of his cute little baby brother#you can fight me on this#actually you can’t because I’m right#triton: I should’ve snatched you out of that camp when I had the chance#percy:… but we only met when I was like… almost sixteen#triton: err… yeah… I definitely didn’t turn invisible to follow you around just to be sure that the girl wouldn’t stab you to death#percy: dude ☠️
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it's time I come out: I am a Samukai fan. He's in my top 5, if not number one, Ninjago villains.
anyways 24 HOUR ANIMATION CHALLENGE BABY SOLVES ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (except hand pain) I CAME I SAW I DIDN'T EAT COZ THAT'S A TIME LOSS BUT I COOKED
I wanted to add all the other ninja and I had their bits planned out, but hey, that's life. Hope to return to this in the future!
#so flippin proud of myself dude#one of the first times I can look at an animation I made and say I've made it as an artist#I can finally make those cool AMVs I dream about in my head 😌#anyways I miss Samukai so much lol he was just A Guy#“sorry I gotta kill you to take your place among the living. but if it's any condolence I'll spare your parents :\”#oh shit I accidentally referenced DotD when Samukai goes to stab Jay#I was just trying to figure out how mans blocks his nunchucks lol that's awesome#I actually meant for it to be more of a reference to with Samukai threw away Kai's sword in the pilots#but both is good :]!#just#HELL yeah!!#I keep rewatching it coz I'm in disbelief that I made that! me!#crazy dude#ninjago#ninjago fanart#ninjago animation#ninjago samukai#ninjago kai#kai smith#ninjago jay#ninjago jay walker#animation#2d animation#24 hour animation#toon boom harmony#toon boom animation#fight scene#my stuff
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WELL, DAMN, CAN Y'ALL GIVE THE MAN A CHANCE FIRST?!
HE DID SURVIVE SUKUNA BEFORE, JUST SAYING!!
#just saying the swords folks may be scared sometimes but they still will do what they can#remember miwa?#yeah just saying she swung a sword at kenjaku FIRST#Y'ALL GIVE DUDE A CHANCE DAMN#DIDN’T HE PROTECT THE GIRLS FROM UZUMAKI?!#KUSAKABE GO STAB SUKUNA'S BIG TALL ASS!!#I KNOW YOU GOT THIS#YOU CAN DO SOMETHING#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 253#kusakabe atsuya#atsuya kusakabe#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#sukuna ryomen
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How the dialogue would have gone if Sammy was allowed to focus on her Issues for this season.
#camp cretaceous#jurassic world: camp cretaceous#jwcc#sammy gutierrez#she just indirectly but not THAT indirectly killed the man who blackmailed her#the whole reason she lied and got the kids in trouble and got them stuck and why she's here in the first place#dude's dead and she stabbed the battery that triggered the results#IS SHE A MURDERER?#HAS SHE KILLED SOMEONE?#DOES SHE FEEL GOOD?#DOES SHE FEEL EMPTY?#we don't know because the show didn't have time or focus for that!!!#her actual line is “yeah what you all said” but#she deserved her Revenge Arc to follow through to completion
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Friends, tonight's Hero Forge theme is betrayal, heartbreak, and having entirely too many dogs.
Companion to this.
#kaesa op#mcyt#3rd life#ethoslab#tangotek#impulsesv#skizzleman#bigbst4tz2#(w/scar cameo)#jimmy solidarity#scott smajor#flower husbands#smallishbeans#hero forge#trafficshipping#(it was really hard to figure out who to put in the betrayal scene for BigB#the thing I am actually kind of insane about is the blue sword boys#like. grian and martyn parallel each other SO WELL. all in on their particular path.#and then there's bigb who's just playing minecraft survival like a normal dude#and every time he comes out of the ground shit's gotten weirder???#he's like I was just trying to build a zombie airbnb and I got drafted into a war and my cookie stolen DURING A TRIPLE HOMICIDE???#what I'm saying is he's an incredible foil to both of them#everyone could've just played normal survival! no one HAD to kill each other#but grian is a pyromaniac gremlin and martyn gets so carried away plotting backstabbing that he forgets to actually stab#but bigb. he just wants to live in peace in his cookie house.#in the end his membership in the red army does him no good#and grian rules-lawyers out of the situation like “aw this is awkward we can't kill bigb so we'll just watch you do it”#anyway you cannot put 3 humanoid figures into a heroforge mini#so I decided to parallel the map from the early-game figure w/the no-kill pass#because. bigb please do you really think scar wouldn't kill someone just because he said he wouldn't kill them???
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today on digital devil saga 2 is criminally under-researched (aka crui is a nerd about a 20 year old game)
so i finally got the impulse/opportunity to test out something i've been suspecting for a while but have never seen any documentation on: dds2 has some form of STAB* mechanic with elemental spells for playable characters, based on their associated element (the one they resist + the one their unique gun combos use)
*for non-pokemon folk: STAB == same-type attack bonus. so for example, a chimecho (psychic type pokemon) using extrasensory (psychic type move) will deal more damage than a non-psychic-type pokemon with the same special attack against the same target
i have more tests i intend to make when i have spoons (i'm just grinding mantras for the superboss and noticed it while fighting wild narasimha because that hecker disables my berserker ring), but so far i've tested with my three active characters fulfilling the following:
are fighting the exact same narasimha who has no elemental weakness/resistance/etc (savestates were used and run multiple times; the rng is not fixed until a move is actually used, so i could get multiple data points quickly by making a new savestate every time i loaded it to advance the rng)
have 99 magic
are level 99
have no elemental boost or amp skills equipped
have no rings equipped that may affect damage, outside of boosting magic stat to 99 for consistency
use two different dynes; one of their associated element, and one not. the former consistently did more, and with repeated runs i cannot write it off as damage range.
under cut: many images; by virtue of being in endgame, these will have some spoilers for endgame in plain sight. if you're reading this and haven't gotten to the final dungeon, i highly recommend you go do that and come back later. once you've reached the final dungeon, you're safe to check it out.
(but seriously - i can't stop you, but i highly recommend actually. playing this game first. it's great)
if you're reading this, you've either gotten to the final dungeon or don't care about spoilers; in case of the latter, i'll do a quick explanation of our last party member momentarily. i have been a little misleading because they are. very much a BIG spoiler. but first - gale resists force, and does more damage with zandyne than bufudyne; likewise argilla with earth/teradyne/ziodyne.
(bufudyne was a random pick for gale because i had only five for omoikane reasons, but in hindsight it was a good one...)
now - for those unaware, this last party member's name is seraph. they're a fusion of two other party members both of said party members were associated with/resisted ice, and i'm near-certain that they also got the boost to bufu spells (i can check this at some point, i have a backup save right before endgame) the same way gale and argilla do.
but what's seraph's elemental affinities? no weaknesses, no resistances. so what does this mean here?
extra screenshots because the first agidyne was a high roll - literally the highest i've seen on a non-stab unboosted dyne against a narasimha. yet it's still clearly estranged from gale's zandyne and argilla's teradyne.
the other part? seraph's bufudyne does the same as gale's, and the same as argilla's ziodyne and their own agidyne, the same as expected without stab.
i'm not sure what else to say about this thus far besides putting a list of further tests to do eventually / get proper data for:
100s of attempts so it can be statistically analysed better. easy to code the data collection into seraph (my helper program, named after this seraph because. yeah), possibly more difficult to analyse but my partner got me into this game he can deal with the consequences (being asked to do data stuff) :v
including cielo and heat as well, probably after i beat satan and grind them up as a victory lap (in the mantras sense not the internment facility sense)
earlier save reloads for data for serph, sera, and roland - i doubt they'd be any different, but regardless
other elemental spells - both the basic and -la levels, the ma-s, the maxed out mantra ones, and the dances. is the boost approximately consistent?
does it affect combos? i believe it doesn't, same as amp skills and the like (and because i feel like i would have noticed by now), but will get data for both participants initiating
does it affect items? i feel like that's unlikely, but worth trying
is there a 'reverse-stab' for someone's weakness? i don't think so, but i'll get the data for free and if there's a trend i just got to test the ailment damagers for cielo
likewise, is the elemental boost innate like the gun combo elements? almost certainly. but it would be funny if equipping x resist made your x do more damage. and also not really that helpful?
does seraph get a boost on almighty? my first instinct would be yes, purely because of seraph's gun combo doing almighty damage; it's near-useless if you got reincarnate but still worth checking. and if so, does ragnarok behave differently from megido+/last word?
on that note, does seraph resist almighty? i... wouldn't be surprised - status only says no weakness, not no resistance, but almighty resistance tends to be invisible anyway (looking at you, devil survivor 2 that shows everything else) (you're fine just using as an example)
that would be a lot harder to test but if i get a party of seraph / someone with dragon ring / someone else with all maxed stats and just find something with megido+
anything else i might have forgotten
if you hack pyriphlegethon onto heat does it do more damage. i don't think i can test this one but i would. honestly be curious
but yeah. this is pretty cool, maybe i'll check for it in dds1 as well. if anyone else checks any of this out and makes a writeup or anything please ping me i have autistic hyperfocused on jrpg mechanics for over two decades :v
#digital devil saga#digital devil saga 2#dds#dds2#shin megami tensei#i honestly still don't know if only five tags show up in search or not#i heard that a while ago but have got inconsistent data#but yeah uh. nerd stuff i spent an hour writing instead of going to bed. it is half past midnight oops#DO NOTE THE SPOILER WARNING IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS!!!!! it's worth playing and finding stuff out for yourself#and while it's mechanics and not like. me talking about the story#it's only natural that screenshots from a final dungeon will have some clues as to what that final dungeon entails#also if anyone plays this because of me i will absolutely 100% listen to you infodump#i cried pokemon mystery dungeon style#but like. i genuinely haven't heard anything about this being a mechanic#and while it's not as big an important thing as stab in pokemon is. it's still pretty cool#haha this is a funny joke because the embryon's leader and prominent dude on the boxart uses ice haha ha#i should go to bed
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#death in the family#screenshot redraw#jason todd#joker#dude about to snap#context from the DITF choose your own adventure movie#bruce dies saving jason in Ethiopia#by using his body as a human shield#rip batdad#jason doesnt go down the criminal path in bruces memory#nightwing becomes batman#years later jason meets normie joker in a diner without knowing who he is#they talk for a bit#joker says a slmething that triggers jasons memory and makes him realise who he is#and he snaps#stabs the dude in the eye#and calmly gets arrested#kind of badass mostly sad#this is actually canon for the movie go watch it if you havent already#there needs to be more fan content of this
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XIN YA MOMENT
#FINALLY. TOOK ME TWO FUCKEN DAYS TO DRAW THIS DUDE#I made it way too detailed cause I wanted em to look fancy but I’m probably gonna simplify it any time I draw them anyway shfjgsg#i changed my mind way too many times trying tk figure out Colors for them. I’m actually happy with how this came out!!!!#if you squint the sash and jinbu is a reference to sailor HEHE.. I tried to make it stand out without contrasting too much so you can tell#-that it’s not part of Xins aesthetic more like a piece of him they carry around with them <3 they make me ILL#I should also mention they can’t nock arrows for shit. they just use em to stab and cut things apart hence the lack of a bow#it was left by one of the scholars before the island was abandoned so they were like ooh stabby stabby#I just realized I put braces on both their arms and legs but I’m too tired to do anything abt it. I’ll just symmetry win this time#still need to make a quick ref for their pelt pattern and coat. I’ll slap em on artfight when activity dies down shjdgbd#my art#myart#my oc#oc#lmk oc#Monkie kid oc#Lego Monkie kid#lmk#Monkie kid#fan character#Xin Ya#furry#I guess???#reference#reference sheet#artfight#artfight 2023
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#madness combat#madcom oc#my oc#atp soldat#the soldat in the dark (tm) actually cares about his bro#a lot#but he just can't get sad when he warned him about this shit nonstop#no id#The bitten guy just acts too friendly because his program made him too altruistuc and kind#Which sometimes helps since he is one who recruits workers#Well#Probably it's more benefitial most of the time#But he gets in shit like “oh i just wanted to help civilian get out from dangerous location and they stabbed me :(((”#And he ain't bullied for it by anyone but his bro. He is too... Kinda. Uh. Hard to bully guy who is most safest option to talk with auditor#And not die lol. It also doesn't help that he is guy who knows all of the AAHW by names and will kick you hard for bullying anyone#So bullying him is a privilege of some atp soldats#not an option :D#Other soldat here is just walking anger issues and he got no friends other than his bro. Constantly lashes at anyone. The Bitten™ included#So they're got that dynamic of angry antisocial cynical guy and pessimist & optimistic kind dude (well#(well he got a lot of mental issues too#But doesn't show it and never let it hurt others.)#And he is much older than the pessimist :'D#Pessimist guy is very young actually. But just experienced shit nonstop from birthday and lost very much everyone he cared about#And the second one... just atp soldat with no past. never known any other thing than work in AAHW and orders. Easy to manipulate#He also gets “You're not a real person” a lot for it. And constanly offended by it. But it's a problem of all yellow bloods here#Especially him#since he litterally didn't had a life outside from aahw. Also don't think he wouldn't kick his friends hard for orders.#Kill even. He is a dog for orders first#Kind guy with good morals is only second
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JACK NOIR: shut up and let me kill you.
DAVE: bold of you to assume i ever shut up
#submission#bold of you to assume i can be killed#this little guy with the goofy aahh hat underestimated how mentally ill i can be at any given moment#the mental illness keeps me from being killed btw its cause im built different#whatever dude put your sword away listen to how sick this is#[starts beatboxing MAD crazy]#wdym 'focus' i am focused. oh you meant the. ok im about to be stabbed#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#jack noir#dave strider
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