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That's what I like about Tumblr. Here people will just steal your bones without annoying pop-ups getting in the way.

The user base, obviously. The site is still garbage.

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

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Logging on.

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too much discourse over pearl. not enough people talking about how bdubs chopped up a frog and ate it.

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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

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its extremely important to read widely and deeply in a variety of genres. read obscure self published shit that only 4 people have read. read culturally relevant works of literature that have helped shape the canon. read horror. read women's lit. read historical fiction and comedies and nonfiction and hentai and poetry and science fiction and fantasy and mysteries and romance and good things and bad things and things u hate and things you love and things you COULD like if only the author changed x y and z and things which are beautiful but not meant for you.

doing all of this reading will lay a groundwork of rich complexity in your heart. so that you can write really good porn

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It's a quick art. I'm gonna miss Pearl🥺 It's just funny to me they both did that.

And... Pearl died five times... I don't know how to count, obviously. Silly me.

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genuinely very sad for Pearl, she was my favorite of the Villies. I'm gonna write fic about her and Tango and Ren in the losers' lounge. Have never in my life been super invested in Winner's Lounge shenanigans but there's gotta be a shitty little waiting room with uncomfortable chairs and maybe there's a terrible microwave they can make mug cakes in.

I was gonna post all worried about Pearl but then the fucking Accidentally Phallic Tower Curse struck and I'm feeling a lot better.

edit: Oof. RIP Ren.

SON OF EDIT: OH NO. PEARL!!!

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I was gonna post all worried about Pearl but then the fucking Accidentally Phallic Tower Curse struck and I'm feeling a lot better.

edit: Oof. RIP Ren.

SON OF EDIT: OH NO. PEARL!!!

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i open this app way too confidently in public

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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just so you know i hold ZERO issue with Scar's new skin! you know flannel is really warm and it's probably too hot to wear it while burning people's bases it's OKAY! GOOD NIGHT.

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maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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HotGuy summer is in full swing

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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”