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When you forget that Snapchat immediately plays the last snap you recorded and so when you're walking down the hall your moans start playing on max volume with your parents and cousin in their rooms with their doors open.
Hahahahahahahhaa. Hahaha. Hahaha.
Ha.
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vic fuentes mpreg when? 😁
now.
#kill me please#now my sketchbook has scout tf2 whimpering on his knees and pregnant vic fuentes#directly next to each other#asks#dare i tag it...#mpreg#ptv#vic fuentes#pierce the veil#art
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THISSSSS
#No cuz its the way she said it with tears in her eyess#KILL ME PLEASE#SHE TRULY CARES FOR HIM#agatha all along#agathario#agatha harkness#rio vidal#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#billy maximoff#vidarkness
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I just spent 4 HOURS on the phone trying to fix my electricity- which suddenly turned off for no reason. 4 HOURS. IT WASNT EVEN MUCH FAULT. 4 HOURS!!!!!
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Im 2 hours and a half away from debating infront of my class for 30 minutes. Im so fucked
#school sucks#im so scared#kill me please#I dont think Im prepared enough#My team did a practice round and I was imedietly stumped#how tf am I gonna defende animal experimentacion when the oposicion pulls out the blind rabbit photos#theres not come back for that#I cant even call them out for using PETA as a sorce cause most of the shit are either unrelated or rumors#I have like 3 pages of shit#I dont wanna talk#ahhhhh#30 minutes ÷ 4 = 7:30#plus what the moderater has to say for like 5-6 minutes#25 ÷ 4 = 6:15#so I have to at least talk for that long#if I dont get stumped#god I hope I dont get stumped#is this a rant?#dose this count as a rant post if its in the tags?#ok whatever#rant#anyways#ughhhhh#I hope you liked my mental break down#it'll be here for the next 2 hours
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we do have reputations… M.F x READER
Synopsis: in which Megumi’s resolve slips, opening his heart to somebody whom he shouldn’t.
Warnings: angst, no comfort.
The laughter from the classroom echoes loudly, as if the sound was bouncing off the wall sending it straight to Megumi’s ears. It was painful.
Megumi had never quite caught the hype on relationships or feelings for others, his whole life had been dedicated to becoming stronger, being better, living up to the expectations of his teacher; whom was by the way, impossible to live up to considering his role as the strongest sorcerer in Jujutsu history.
He had never dared meddle with something so insignificant when he could spend that time and effort into something else, bettering himself.
That was until you came along.
Your personality was cheery, you were bubbly, independent, you never had a frown on your face.
That was something Megumi grew to admire, though he can admit, your personalities often clashed.
He was the typical stoic type, his nonchalant, yet easily irritable personality, did not compliment your ‘oh-so power of friendship’ one.
He didn’t like you when you had first transferred, swatting you away as if you were some mosquito, another burden he bare heavy on his back. Yet you were so, so insistent.
So like the fool he was, he started to grow used to your behaviour, your mannerisms, and soon, that too, started to grow into more than just pure interest.
How had he fallen for you? That, he had no clue of. He can only assume it had something to do with the way you so easily put yourself on the line for others if it meant saving people dear to you.
Or maybe, it was because you were family oriented, caring so much about yours and talking about how much they meant to you when the only family he grew to know was his sister, Tsumiki.
Point is, he has no clue how someone like him could’ve ever possibly grew to like somebody like you, and he hated himself for it. It kept him up at night how he could be so foolish as to let his resolve slip even for a second, ending up falling for someone that actively puts their life on the line. Every. Single. Day.
So now, not only does he have the headache of worrying about Itadori and Kugisaki, he now has to worry about you.
Not that it matters of course, he does it because he doesn’t want you to get hurt.
His bigger issue is the fact he didn’t know how to talk to girls. (Weren’t you listening? I said before he had only been focusing on getting stronger 🙄)
The thing is, from the moment Megumi had vowed his life to the Jujutsu world, any sort of urge to live as a normal teenager had long faded. With this, faded any romantic interests of his. Yes, he indulged in stuff normal teenagers would, but it’s not like he was actively searching for a relationship.
The reason the laughter within the classroom hurt, is because he knew you had fallen for Itadori.
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“So, what do you think I should do?” You fumbled with your fingers, your gaze glued to the apparently interesting floor.
Megumi didn’t know what to say for a second, his gut twisted. It was uncomfortable and foreign, it wasn’t a good type of twist.
“Well… uhm,” His gaze averted, looking off to some random tree as he ruffled his hair awkwardly. Nobody had ever came to him for advice, but the fact it had to be you made this so much worse.
“I think Itadori enjoys the type of girl who is able to stand up for herself. And taking into Account the moments I have spent with you… you fit that description.” He stated, his voice sounding firm but his stomach hurt and the pain only grew worse.
The sting only grew worse when he saw your eyes physically light up at that, so no amount of thanking and promises to repay him could’ve ever eased that specific hurt.
“Thank you, Fushiguro! You won’t regret this!”
Fushiguro? No, you could call him Megumi. His last name echoed so sweetly through his mind as it slipped past your lips. If not making matters worse, it made him, for a second, think about what his name would sound like were he to hear your voice say it.
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“Dude, it’s so sick!” You laughed at Itadori’s happy demeanour, they had just released a new movie to his favourite franchise and he had been ecstatic.
Megumi just sat there, his expression blank, his dark blue eyes bored into the back of Yuuji’s skull, as if he could see transparently through what he was thinking.
It was stupidity and Megumi cursed himself for finding comfort in your soft laugh, even knowing your heart belonged to another.
But his heart still ached for you. It was a stupid situation, really. He was forced to hold his feelings back not only because of fear of rejection, but the fact he knew Itadori had reciprocated your very own feelings.
Kugisaki minded her business mostly, she was awfully silent during class. Megumi just groaned in annoyance when a certain annoying pink haired idiot snapped him back into reality, rubbing his temples roughly as Yuuji whipped his head around, speaking to him.
“What about you, Fushiguro?” He asked, his eyes seemed curious.
With Yuuji’s eyes came yours, and that didn’t sit well with him at all. Megumi just shrugged, not having much to say.
“I think you should mind your business,” His usual cold and stoic demeanour did nothing to Yuuji, why should it deter his bestfriend from talking to him?
Megumi clearly did not want to talk, but ultimately it was just shrugged off.
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“Fushiguro, do you have somebody you like?” The question caught him completely off guard, not just because of its suddenness, but because it came from you.
He stared at you, his eyes meeting yours as they narrowed slightly. He didn’t really know what to say, it was so sudden.
“I guess you could say that,” is the answer he landed on, he saw your eyes instantly grow wide as if they had been shot, and within seconds, he had been getting harassed to tell them who it was.
“Come on, who is it?! Who’s the lucky girl? Oh! Or boy! We don’t forget boy!” Itadori asked, he was frantic to know all about the details, especially because he never took Fushiguro for the type.
“Knock it off, im interested, is all.” He said, his voice irritated, it was clear he didn’t want to talk about it, so with a pout, you guys moved to a different subject.
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A windy autumn day is all it took for it to all come crumbling down, Megumi had expected it, but did it have to be today?
His phone ringed as he was walking, he grabbed the device from his pocket, opening it to see Yuuji. He answered the phone, and when he did, all he could hear was laughter.
Before he realised it, he had been hit by a truck of news. “I finally asked her out bro.” Megumi stopped in his tracks, his eyes widening as the information sunk in.
“Really?” Is all he could ask, his voice strained. His throat felt tight.
“Yeah! She said yes! I’m literally so happy, I can’t stop laughing like a little kid.”
Megumi swore he could feel his heart drop to his stomach, he didn’t know what he was feeling but he knew it wasn’t good.
There was silence for a second, Yuuji waited on a reply from him, only to be hit by a radio silence.
“You there, bro?” He asked.
“Yeah. Listen, my phone is low on battery. I’ll talk to you in a bit. I’m happy for you, though.” He barely managed to get out, his voice cracking ever so slightly as he did.
“Oh, okay. I’ll tell you the details later.”
Please don’t. Please, please don’t. Is all he could manage to think, he hung up the phone.
So there he was, forced to sit there and mull everything over. Why didn’t Itadori tell me he was gonna confess yet? Or, why did he have to pick her?
He didn’t know. But his head hurt, his stomach was hurting worse, and he wanted nothing more to do than sit and stare at his ceiling. And that’s what he did when he got home.
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Megumi felt miserable and helpless for the next few days, he acted as if nothing was wrong, pretending to be normal. He tried his best to avoid Yuuji without making it obvious he was actually avoiding him.
It hurt his heart to see you guys act so in love with eachother; and that’s when he realised what he had for you wasn’t a crush, megumi had fallen inlove with you over the span of time.
What were he to do now? All he could do was sit and watch as his bestfriend was happy with the girl of his dreams.
Silly Megumi.
And sit and watch he did, for ages, and ages. His heart never softening. He yearned for you, he yearned for you like how Yuuji had you, but that was unfair. To both him and you.
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A/N: Sorry for not posting much, kinda been too busy to write but have angst bc I’m going through a break up and want other people to hurt!!!
#angst#no happy ending#jjk yuji#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#jjk megumi#megumi x reader#yuji x reader#unrecriprocated#love#kill me please#thisisosad#I’m dead
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II 17 spoilers!!!!!
#feral's art#inanimate insanity#object shows#osc art#ii paintbrush#osc#ii lightbulb#lightbrush#KILL ME PLEASE#THE DOOMED YURI#IT'S TOO MUCH#AAAASARFGAHJKJKAHG
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Lotf adaptations portraying Ralph not taking part in Simons death.
Meanwhile Ralph during the feast in the book:
Base below the cut
#lord of the flies#lotf#lotf fandom#lotf ralph#lotf simon#lotf fanart#lotf memes#hey guys#guess who started university today#kill me please
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Here, take this before it gets ruined by water color- TAKE IT AND RUN- (also the reference image <3) I didn't add many details because- well- it's gonna be painted and that's when I'll add them
#marble hornets#jay merrick#jay marble hornets#jay mh#mh jay merrick#kill me please#this took way to long#Fuck you wet cat man#Porkbundraws
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guys. we finally got what we wanted, Martyn in fantasy. And I’m still excited obviously! But Ren’s on vault hunters now
they swapped
These two will NEVER speak
#fantasy smp#fnsmp#martyn#martyn inthelittlewood#martyn itlw#itlw#inthelittlewood#rendog#renthedog#ren#ren dog#ren the dog#vault hunters#vault hunters smp#vh smp#kill me please
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the fear of writing the epic sanses as ooc because i'm not familiar with them...
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Since so many people liked the clownzy post here's that but digitall
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honestly i have only been on tumblr for about a week now but my favorite part is coming back home on a Thursday to watch the new ep of AAA and then shitblog about it on here
And I hate that all of its going to end next week
#I CANT BELIEVE THE FINALE IS NEXT WEEK???#GOSH PLEASE I DONT WANT THIS TO END#THIS SHOW HAS BEEN THE ONLY THING THATS BEEN KEEPING ME SANE IN AN INSANELY WAY#AHSBDKAUFBVUKERVA#KILL ME PLEASE#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agathario#rio vidal#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#billy maximoff#vidarkness#wanda maximoff
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owo? what's this? *notices ur yummy-wummy liver* mmm mmm! would u mind if i took a bitey-witey? :3 *rips ur liver out and eats it* mmmm!
#i hate this#chip's making me write this as punishment#for summoning him with a horrible joke#kill me please#i'm killing myself
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Hinata immediatly expectantly turning to Kageyama whenever he succeeds in something during a game and Kageyama making a point to ignore him even though he notices every single occurrence and knows Hinata will demand his attention
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I drew it while I was on the bus...
My parents yelled at me again for wasting my time. They hate the fact that I draw. But my sister said the drawing was good :3
#sally face fanart#my art#sally face#sally fisher#sal fisher#kill me please#I want to rip my neck off#:3
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