#YES I’M CRACKED
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Do you genuinely want to turn "boys" into girls or do you only do this to force them to do something they don't want to do just to laugh at them behind their backs and call them disgusting in front of everyone while they aren't around?
Cutie I like helping girls transition, sometimes all someone needs is a little push, and I aim to give them a massive shove right into a pool of Estrogen!
I’m genuinely a little surprised by this ask! (If you like degration maybe go to the @i-like-extreme-forcefem side blog?)
But seriously cutie, there’s nothing more fun than making a girl realise they’re a girl! Femininity is one of the world’s most beautiful things!
You’re allowed to be a girl and it’s not disgusting!
#probably should’ve “yes and” for this one#or maybe deleted it?#but it was an interesting one#I enjoy being the recipient of forcefem#I enjoy cracking eggs#and when in a particular mood I also enjoy the fantasy of toturing cus guys with femininity#but love and acceptance always comes first!!!#especially on this blog#girls are beautiful#and making more of them is fun!#(I’m so sad I don’t have the time to work on the factory floor :/)#.#i-like-talking#asks open!
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alice dyer: does anything ever
me: yess queen!! terrorize trespass transgenderism!!!!
#tma#shitpost#tmagp#tmagp alice#also for gwen because she is so transfem to me#alice dyer#the magnus protocol#tmagpod#tmagp vague#god she’s so my fave#she’s so silly to me#crack post#yes i made up terrorize trespass transgenderism what of it#i’m making it a thing
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Worlds Worst Comic Inspired Inktober prompt for all who celebrate
#kuri#aubrey#if even one person does a single day this will have been a success#yes I’m posting this at 8pm on October first its fine just get Cracking Now#furry#inktober#worlds worst comic
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Procrastination doodle. I think sabo ends up looking a bit insane whenever I draw him because I never want to get rid of his round bug eyes
#one piece#sabo#I’m actually kind of curious where the fandom characterization of sabo as a yandere comes from.#like yes he is excited to crack someone’s skull but that someone is a marine#to me he just reads very. can be violent if necessary and definitely has chaotic energy from being a feral forest gremlin#but not necessarily yandere
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i’ve been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of (part five. more posts)
#lily ted text post#i’m so sorry but yes i’m still going#so many screenshots#afc himbos#afc richmond#jamieroykeeley#keeleyroyjamie#roykeeleyjamie#jamie x roy x keeley#colin hughes#dr sharon fieldstone#sharon fieldstone#keeley jones#isaac mcadoo#moe bumbercatch#bumbercatch#jamie tartt#sam obisanya#ted lasso#ted lasso memes#ted lasso crack#ted lasso season 2#ted lasso season 3#thierry zoreaux#my posts
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Lucifer:*Trying to get five minutes of sleep*
MC:*Standing over Lucifer’s bed and poking his arm at 4am* Lucifer. Lucifer. Lucifer. Lucifer. Luci-
Lucifer: What?
MC……we're all out of capri suns….
#idc how old I get Capri Suns are a daily need or I will cry-#(so yes I’m projecting a bit lmao)#surprise it’s queue!#obey me!#obey me#om!#obmswd#obey me shitpost#obey me crack#obey me lucifer#obey me mc#om! lucifer#om! mc#om! incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#obey me incorrect quotes#obmswd Lucifer#obmswd mc#om! crack#om! shall we date#obey me shenanigans#ro’s dumb stuff tag!
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I beg, Sauron actually wrote this.
#when his face is a yes please#but then he opens his mouth#I’m talking for Gal here as Halbrand is not my type#halbrand#Sauron#the rings of power#trop crack#trop memes#my memes
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Did a little “your text here” exercise with some lovely folks and the results have me weeping😂😂😂
#click for better resolution#karl heisenberg#resident evil village#re8 village#resident evil#cedar doodles#mechanic au#crack doodles my beloved#the ensluttification of the old man#yes I used the body from the Glinda outfit doodle as a template#and it’s perfect#I’m crying
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I truly believe Will Wood is an incredible musician and songwriter and is one of the top lyricists in the last decade both in and outside of the genres that he chooses to play in with absolutely zero irony. I also believe that you can only fully understand that if you’ve either had a pet die before listening to his music or you have a history of drug abuse and mental health crises. Or you’re trans.
#this may sound like a snooty post where I’m just upholding my own favorite music as the best#but honestly it’s in response to a lot of fans I’ve seen be really self critical?#like yeah haha I listen to bad music#and I also have been known to joke about my own weird taste#but here’s the thing! from a technical level! his music! goes hard! it is experimental and that is GOOD#and lyrically listen I listen to a lot of music#I’m even familiar with top forty stuff and while yes the content of his songs is very niche#the lyricism is so genuinely clever and playful and ugh god#ok anyway. sorry#listened to Will wood again#and also this post is about the fact that I first I didn’t get it.#and then I went to a really low point. and suddenly I got it#ok it cracked me open like a fucking egg#music#text#personal#kinda
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teen wolf memes part 14: we’re back again bitches
we’ve made almost 140 of these what is wrong with us. shout out to @burnthatbridgewhenwecometoit for being the best i couldn’t do this without you
teen wolf memes part 14
#yes i know it’s been many months i’m sorry#fun fact this has been in my drafts for like three months i just kept forgetting to add the links to the previous posts#but hey better late than never#teen wolf#teen wolf memes#teen wolf crack#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#allison argent#lydia martin#malia tate#kira yukimura#liam dunbar#theo raeken#cora hale#mason hewitt#isaac lahey#derek hale#jackson whittemore#brett talbot#peter hale#erica reyes#corey bryant#nolan holloway#josh diaz
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you cannot gift the dead their souls, nor the dreams you plucked from their minds.
#lo's stuff#my art#hi nay#hi nay podcast#mari datuin#yes i’m listening and drawing#Multitask babyyy#also i cannot get over the image of mari LITERALLY cracking under the weight. brutal#is it a spoiler if it’s been a year since this was posted.#eh.
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Shanks’ crew is really out here taking out every punk aesthetic pirate they see what did the punks ever do to you dress better than you???
#one piece spoilers#one piece chapter 1126#one piece shanks#yasopp#one piece bartolomeo#kid pirates#eustass kid#Yes I’m calling it compared to the other yonkp shanks has NO SWAG#MY MAN IS THE MOST SWAGLESS DUDE IN ONE PIECE#And I think he’s jealous#My crack theory is that he actually wanted to get a rebraded punk aesthetic and eustass wanted to be the red haired pirates#So then they both just had to suffer for the last few years that kid’s been a pirate#He’s wearing the pirate equivalent of sweatpants and a white tank top#He probably stole that cape from mihawk#Anyway I’m a shanks hater now#I don’t care if what he’s doing makes sense and I’m gonna skip over the fact I actually don’t even like barto that much#(sorry barto club fans)#Just. STOP DESTROYING THE CHARACTERS WITH THE AMBIGUOUS MORALS AND FUN AESTHETICS#THEY ARE MY BREAD AND BUTTER I NEED THEM#I dislike barto but I’ll be damned without him
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This may be a hot take and I’m not trying to be the no-fun police but I need people to understand that in NO WORLD in no CONCEIVABLE CONTEXT would a Warrior! Penelope au be even SLIGHTLY historically accurate
(Note: and it can historically inaccurate that’s entirely fine! I just don’t like misinformation! It does not need to be historically accurate; however, I’m of the opinion that people should STOP representing as historically accurate or even accurate than the ACTUAL ODYSSEY)
#yes even considering she’s from Sparta#Sparta trained their women to protect the HOME front on the whole#NOT GO INTO BATTLE#and again you can do what you want#I’m not against a fun reimagining or crack fic#but I’m tired of ppl posting like its#more historically accurate#it’s not#and it’s okay that it’s not#the odyssey#penelope of ithaca#epic the musical#warrior penelope au#odysseus
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Day 31: Fire
Tom looked to Harry, grinning, wanting him to share in the fun.
Then paused, amazed.
Harry was on fire.
Red and gold flames encased his entire body, licking harmlessly up his legs, his chest, his face. The fire was soft and friendly, the kind that danced behind the grate in the cottage, or kept travellers warm from inside a circle of logs. It was his soul, and unlike Tom’s, it was whole; as perfect as it had been on the day he was born.
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From chapter 25 of @cybrid’s A Dangerous Game
#inktober#inktober2023#hp#harry potter#tom riddle#tomarrymort#tomarry#fanart#my art#DONE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA#girl…I am so tired#a drawing a day is tooooo much#did I spend most of the month a day behind? yes#but I’m proud of myself for sticking with it again!!!#going to clean my room and crack open a big fat juicy long fanfic for my troubles
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Happy New Years!
Pony Express requires a mandatory Holiday photo to be submitted by each crew, so that it can potentially be featured in their Work Calendar (employees must also buy).
Happy New Year! 🎆
(The crew of the Sleipnir won for January)
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#oc x canon#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing fiona#mouthwashing fanart#mouthwashing oc#jimmy mouthwashing#The 3 of them be fucking afterwards#Yes I’m launching the JimxFioxCurly Crack Ship#happy new year
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narnia is a christian allegory TO YOU. to me it is about being transgender
#i could write a thesis on this#like yes okay obviously i know it’s a christianity. but. listen. LISTEN.#if you put that many it is never too late to choose to live as yourself. living as yourself will always always always bring you more joy.#you must be that person even and especially if you are in an environment where it is not easy.#if you put that into the media. i’m making it transgender and you will just have to deal with it#edmund eustace and lucy. all transgender.#fun new layer to add to their dynamics w peter and susan.#ohhh lucy in votd going holy shit spell of trans my gender. and then realizing that without her unique experiences the world would be a much#less rich place#she would not be herself if she weren’t Herself. if she were in a different body.#i’m onto something here. it might be crack but i’m onto something
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