#ted lasso crack

[tinylilemrys]

it's not a real hyperfixation until i make the live from snack time post

[trentcrimmisgay]

i’ve been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of (part two. more posts)

[bellarke-is-my-death-wave]

Countdown to Ted Lasso S3!!

[wewillbehappyagain]

[politelymenacing]

wild theory: dani and jamie get hitched and van damme officiates

There are no flowers anywhere to be seen at the venue and some of the team are starting to freak out because they know Jamie was in charge of ordering them and surely he wouldn't be that much of an idiot? He is occasionally smart!

Van Damme is off in the corner going over what he's going to say (and seeing if he can somehow cram one more reference to Dani breaking his nose into the ceremony) while the others are trying to work out what has happened.

"Maybe they got delivered to the wrong venue?" says Sam. Isaac reckons they just forgot. Richard is confident that Jamie was the one that forgot. Colin wonders if the florist was in an accident, and the less said about Bumbercatch's theory the better.

Jamie eventually calms everyone down and says he's got it all sorted.

When Dani walks in, Jamie presents him with a single tulip.

There isn't a dry eye in the house.

[bombshellsandbluebells]

take premiere away from me

[poshxtotty]

(x)

[pineappical]

one of my absolute favorite friendships in the show is Ted and Keeley and i am sooo bummed out that we barely got more scenes with them... 🥺

[leupagus]

Ted Lasso, the character, is one of the only representations of 'sometimes getting better with your mental health issues means that you are less visibly happy, and that is okay, because you are not required to be happy in order to be loved' out there and I am really discouraged that so much of the audience is angry at that.

[tinylilemrys]

(x)

[trentcrimmisgay]

i’ve been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of (part five. more posts)

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

just thinking about trent having an embarrassing twitter account that's like, idk, priv and/or just like an anonymous jokey account sort of thing and it regularly tweets things like "The weighted blanket is not enough. i need a man to lay on top of me horizontally and crush me to death. lovingly." and "Just made finger guns at my crush instead of doing what I intended to do, which was apologize. I think maybe I should be shot into the sun?" and "Sorry for being rude. I got anxious and scared. It will happen again" and "'Not all men' you're right. Ted Lasso would never do this to me" <- everyone assumes that's a general celebrity crush/just a joke about a famously really nice guy and like, coach beard actually likes/retweets it so it goes mildly viral and trent is like. This Is Fine. most people assume that this account is run by like, a female tumblr user in her late twenties. no. this is a middle-aged single father and no one realizes this until he tweets something like "My ex-wife just set me up with a man who looks exactly like my straight crush, but worse. You know, because she's evil, and also the funniest person alive. anyway guess who i ran into on the date" or "i am a single middle-aged father and i only JUST NOW found out i have autism. My parents knew when I was three." which is then updated by "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EX WIFE KNEW TOO" (she thought it was kind of a given) only to confuse them again when he mentions that time he was pregnant

[wewillbehappyagain]

da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” by the AFC Richmond boys

Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” by the AFC Richmond boys

[politelymenacing]

My crackiest theory that isn’t going to happen but is fun to think about is Ted moves back to kansas but the team decides they can’t live without him so they relocate the entire team to kansas and have to fly back for every match

Ahhhh ha ha ha that would be quite the commute! 🤣🤣🤣

Nora would NOT be happy about their carbon footprint.

[bombshellsandbluebells]

I’m probably not as funny as I think I am.

[lasshoe]

The sluttiest thing a man can do is be Ted Lasso