#Why are you screaming?

[laneeeyyy]

My dearest Yoshi 😋

Luv u bbg 🌝 @yoshiyomi

Today is a huge step for our relationship 😋

I decided to make a hole under their bed so we will never be apart 🫶

My family is worried abt me. They said smthn bout a psyciatric evaluation? But they said the same thing when I said I wanted to bang donnie from tmnt when I was younger so eh their a Lil over reactive.

She's so pretty I just want to bend her over and just get her pregnant. Full of our babies 😋 they'll be so cute

Shes so cute when she sleeps. ☝️🤓 despite me not having a willy I can still take my plasma and make them into the §èəďṣ needed for her to be a milf 😋 her knockers are finna be swole af and Ik as soon as I get them in my hands ima just moater boat it 🙌

Anyways. She hasn't touched grass in a while and it's getting pretty cramped under here. I'll prolly hit soon. Ilyk when I do 😋🙌

[celestialseawitch-ff]

I'm over here, absolutely steaming because the restaurant under my apartment is definitely playing music so loud and I can hear the bass and this is an ongoing issue with my rental right now-- and then I hear screaming?

And I look outside, and the bar across the street is hosting some uni dance thing and it's them. They're the culprits.

Never live in a city, you guys. It's not fucking worth it.

[batcavescolony]

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[foolsocracy]

put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.

Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.

[watmalik]

LOGAN WHY ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN UNDA...WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

[lazylittledragon]

y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable

[onesidedradiostatic]

stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

----

Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[llamagoddessofficial]

SPOOKLY BOY

*dj khaled voice*

Anotha one.

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[demaparbat-hp]

She will (and he'll let her)

[floweroflaurelin]

How do you want to do this?

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Goodbye, Faithful Caregiver.

[umossu]

... confession.

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

which movies have you watched the most amount of times? they dont have to be your actual favorite movies, just the ones youve rewatched most. for example: mine are the final destination movies and scream

[foldingfittedsheets]

I don’t know why but I often don’t give off Person Energy. That fundamental personhood that makes someone notice when you’re in a room or on a couch.

People will walk into rooms that I’m in first and then startle when I address them half an hour later. My beloved will walk by me on the bed while texting to ask where I am.

It’s pretty exclusively when I’m chilling, when I’m out and about or at work I register to other people, but at rest I go below a human spectrum of energy output. I don’t really have a point except to be fascinated as to what I’m doing different than other people.