#WOA.. ok

[gunthermunch]

[Transcript under the cut]

Elsa: hey… sorry for pushing you into telling me about your wound. can i come in? Max: it's your room Elsa: did you get any sleep? Max: nope. i was pondering. Elsa: i think you should try and sleep a little Max: yeah sure. once i'm able to, maybe. Elsa: you look like someone ran you over with a truck Max: …kinda Max: alright, sit down Max: Els, i'm only telling you this because my other option is the loony bin, understood? Elsa: yeah…? Max: i… Max: shit. trembly sigh i… Elsa: hey take your time, no need to rush any- Max: kissed a boy. Elsa: you did WHAT?!?! Max: Elsa. ''the baby'' Elsa: who CARES i need to know how RIGHT NOW Max: we met at the club, i went ballistic and… Max: and- yeah, it was good. we wouldn't have made out for two hours otherwise Elsa is shocked Max: we stopped when his braces got stuck, but after some bickering we just kept going. Max: so… at first i thought ''yeah i'm pretty sure that happens when you kiss anyone'' Elsa: what, exactly? Max: like you just don't want to let go. Max: he actually told me to turn my brain off for the night, and to be okay… i was gone, i don't know why but. i did so. Max: and then we were at it Max: clears throat when we got out of the club i kept telling myself ''this will pass'' you know, that weird light headed feeling. ''no matter how good it was, kissing a dude once doesn't make me gay'' but… Elsa Max: it's been hours and i can't stop thinking about him and i DON'T like this. Elsa: …oh. Max: it has to be like when kissing anyone, right? Elsa: i don't… Max: Elsa i'm-. i'm so scared. Max: i want him dead. i want him out of my head i want to stop thinking about those two hellish hours but i can't Elsa: Max there's nothing wrong in liking boys Max: I'M NOT GAY ELSA Elsa: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT KISSING HIM Max: BECAUSE I'M GOING INSANE THAT'S WHY [ baby grunting ] Elsa: alright. alright! peace, let's catch a breath. Elsa: tell me about your guy Max: Alejandro. annoying, unfunny, though he reverse pickpocket'd me so i guess… that was cool. i have to admit he was a little charming… Max: tall, freckled. Elsa: huh. Max: what Elsa: nothing. does Lucas know Max: we are NOT telling him EVER, you hear me? we- he just started feeling better again. and we are finally in completely good terms. just- no. Elsa: fair Max: plus, i'm not gay and that's final. i just enjoyed myself that's all Elsa: of course! because french kissing a guy for hours doesnt make you even SLIGHTLY homosexual. do you really thinking kissing a girl would also trigger all this insanity in your little boy lover heart? Max: … Elsa: … Max: Elsa we need to kiss Elsa: NO FREAKING WAY MAN THAT'S SO- i'm telling Lucas you did this to YOURSELF Max: FUCK YOU?? Elsa: FUCK YOU!! Max: FUCK YOU!!! [ baby starts crying ] Max: this is only the beginning Elsa, don't you think i'm leaving without that kiss!!! Elsa: I'M SURE LUCAS WILL LOVE HEARING ABOUT THIS!! Max: EAT SHIT!!! Elsa: YOU EAT SHIT!!! [ BABY CRIES HARDER ]

[brainworms-all-night-long]

It's so funny, trying to make a commission sheet and the only examples I can provide are drawings of.. two guys over and over...

[absolutedarkstar]

very rushed muni drawing.. i love her i hope she explodes

[formal-frog-shoes]

Twiststuck stuff i just wanna get out

Im a huge Cater multi-shipper

Normally this wouldn't be a problem

BUT I CAN'T HAVE ALMOST EVERYONE IN THIS AU HAVE A FLUSH OR PALE CRUSH ON HIM THAT'S ABSURD!!!

[turrondeluxe]

[asclexe]

*me blinking at the last page* woabh…

[nihiltism]

ok so while my ds is getting sand poured into it at alarming rates I'm thinking about how jrpgs in specific have a really weird desync with How Important Death Is. like some address it better than others but it very frequently happens where if you take a step back youll go "am I wild or is everybody just like, Really down with murder in this game". and consequences for said murder, especially in a characterization sense but even just actual physical consequences, don't really happen? unless it's a vehicle for conflict but like. when it is a vehicle for conflict it feels weird because why are These Guys actually taking the fact we killed somebody in broad daylight seriously and coming after us for it while all the other npcs and even the main party took it like it was another saturday evening

see I Think where the issue lies is in the fact that everything is in its own little world when you're in a battle? like. when you fight an enemy and you get leather out of it it's seen as something the enemy Drops and not. their hide. when you defeat a character in a battle it does just feel like you Defeated them. unless there's dialogue afterwards that says otherwise you don't even mentally assume you killed em you just wounded them enough to make them flee or dissolve or whatever. and it's Weird to just. have that assumption there because for a lot of games it really isn't clear if you're killing them or defeating them !!

that last point is extra important when you have the specific brand of Skittish Hero / Noble Hero Who Doesn't Kill People / Rational Hero In Way Over Their Head or whatever where you really don't think they Would kill a guy just to get them out of the way. in that case it's REALLY weird because it's hardly brought up. even if it Is brought up that that guy Sure Did Die the mc doesn't tend to actually have a reaction ??? and I don't know why this is ???? like Any written reaction would be more interesting than nothing even if the guy doesn't have a full on crisis about taking another life having them go "oh shit, The Consequences" would be nice. really anything except (oh cool we can advance the plot now).

I will also mention that Some deaths do matter plot wise but very frequently what makes them matter is how much of it is linked to an in game battle I think. if your mc just finishes a fight and comes back to the overworld and the guy's Disappeared or Dissolved or whatever it means they don't matter. if the guy's still around after the fight it means it's more significant, especially if they're still alive but wounded or Really Shaken Up. because this clears up the indistinguishable line between if a battle is lethal or not and if a character decides to deal a finishing blow now it's Way more telling of their character. even though this is basically the same thing that happened in the (killed In A Battle) scenario. just with more dialogue. I will also mention that the person who deals the finishing blow is Rarely Ever that good hearted protagonist and often they'll even go :0 at somebody else committing a murder despite them instigating and helping murder quite a few people. just. In Battle. so it's less bad. I guess.

this is leaving out the fact that in party deaths are often a Major Major Blow because like. ok that's fair. that's A Guy You Knew that's understandable. anyway I don't really know where I'm going with this I just think it's interesting how in these types of games death can swap from not mattering at all to mattering a Lot and if u don't think about it too hard u don't even question it. I'll probably be putting some examples in the tags idk

[pawbeanies]

can I fuck you like a hotel Transylvania character you know like that one tiktok? please? please? please? please? silly style? spicy ramen after?

-horny (i am unwell)

*horns it's me horns-as-handles

bundling these all together (feat my hells kitchen picture in picture videos) good lord .. dearest horns please drink WATER r u ok...

i havent watched serial experiments lain im sorry im a fake weeb. also i am bad w spicies. however i will watch lain and hav ramen just un spicy ramen pleas..

[captain-amadeus]

wings/fan/jingle/cats/eustis/slander/slicklock doodles

[autisticstannis]

Everytime I finish a mission and I'm about to log off in Hitman Freelancer, I make sure to dress 47 in a comfier outfit (usually smart casual suit with the hoodie) and leave him in a nice area before I go so he can rest. 😭 I'm just playing Tamagotchi here nbd

[aahsoka]

wait the girl who played genya and also the villain in the dnd movie is anthony stewart heads daughter??????

[athousandsuns2010]

overheated and almost fainted omw to catsit today so i ended up having to take a taxi home 🥲

[dreamtydraw]

I just wanna say that your art is so pretty to look at and so dreamy! I love it so much! I also think you are very sweet and kind!

I love your blog🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Thanks you darling, It's really nice of you and i'm happy you appreciate my blog and think i'm nice-

You are very nice ! Hope you'll have a good day sweetie at least you made mine nicer.

[martyrbat]

ok so i had my first haircut at a salon today but i have SUCH bad sensory issues so i was kinda grimacing. then felt bad and apologized for my poor hairdresser bc oh god what if she thinks i hate it ir am naking her skill or smthn??

so i explained how i never had this before and got ‘some weird ensory issues’ with my ears and the sensation and im sorry but shes doing great and tell me why this fucking Milf with a capital M of a woman said ‘oh dont worry doll-baby, ill make sure be really gentle with you’ bc i think if i wasnt trying to cry i would have fucking cummed because holy fucking shit ??? ma'am????

[jrueships]

Anything for Jordan Clarkson

i think there is something to be had between a man who bears a slightly unnerving beauty and a man who bears a vastly unnerving boil

jordan and collin remind me of the pretty wide-eyed girl and her ugly friend that follows her around and keeps gross guys at bay. An almost sad one-sided love from the ugly girl but a mandatory relationship for survival. Ugly girl gets a friend (who leaves her everychance she gets to spend time with some shitty guy that hates the ugly friend, but a friend nonetheless). Pretty wide-eyed girl keeps from being in the newspapers.

i think collin has always had a little crush on clarkson and clarkson has either noticed or not noticed... if he noticed then he's either stringing sexton along sometimes for the fun of it or the supportive self esteem it brings whenever he tosses collin his breadcrumbs of affection... OR he could be nicer and just be ignorant to it. See it as some bro thing maybe? Doesn't notice how collin seems so fascinated by his fashion or his painted nails. Likes his awe because it's better than the regular 'ew girly' guy reaction he gets from most. A little surprised by mister 'stay on the grind, feel no pain, eat the pain, bite the pain, get those gains' macho man Maniac himself being not only so 'cool' with it but wanting it almost as well. Clarkson paints collin's nails slumberparty hangout when???

their relationship feels very hmmm slowburn switch between ignorance and want? like collin is constantly intrigued by Jordan's kind of intangible warmth that's akin to that one high guy at a party you end up talking to in a corner the whole night because he's just so laid back and willing to chat without being pushy, judgemental, or annoying. a surprisingly great listener who laughs at your jokes and plays off them or calls back to them when you least expect it. and collin values that more than he thinks he does because he can be his usual in your face but also kind of awkward when he can't be sexton who gets judged for being too 'much' sometimes. so he really secretly not so secretly admires Jordan and constantly wants to be around him and his 'approval' because it makes him feel like he's right in his way of acting/just being. Doesn't know if he wants Jordan or just wants to be Jordan

And Jordan is always surprised, when he notices it, by collin's attention. Because he's just being himself tbh, nothing he does is particularly special or different to him. He's just him! Sure some might think it weird, but that's because they're not used to him. But collin is, he should be anyways. They were teammates on the cavs before. Collin seems to think about that more positively than jordan..

There was an interview of Jordan's trade from the cavs and kpj was very business about it but collin was more emotional. Kept on commenting about how great jordan is not only as a player but as a person. 'He always played some music, always danced, had a good time'

I think hmmm collin is one of those super athletes who's a super athlete because they're not well-rounded. They're called a super athlete not only for being a great athlete, but an obsessive one. They spend more time practicing than not only a normal player would but even a varsity player. They put all their eggs in one basket when they Could put maybe just one into another but that would require a shift of focus and They Can't Have That. They're Obsessed. Even at like five or whatever age he was when he asked for an alarm clock for Christmas instead of a toy like most kids would, sexton was Obsessed. His nickname 'Young Bull' basically describes him to a T. He keeps working, he's a gym rat. He runs to the narrow red and doesn't stop.

Because hes tied to a scope, he's very interested in those beyond it who are literally just regular people but not to him. But because he's tied to such a scope, it's harder for him to relate and be related to. Maybe that's why he clings to clarkson? Clarkson is supposed to be 'the weird one'.. he wears unique fashion, styles himself uniquely, has big unique eyes. He's a unique person and player. He's rounded yet not bland. He's still Different but.. relatable? Collin likes that a lot. Wants that a lot. Secretly not so secretly.

But Collin is actually... a lot weirder than clarkson. Hate to phrase it that way but it's literally like... collin just admiring clarkson for being a normal human being. 'woah... he loves to dance and sing thats so cool!!' ....he has ..hobbies? outside basketball? ..omg. no way. WHAT 🙀⁉️⁉️ HOW?????? IMPOSSIBLE‼️‼️ collin. Baby. Sweaty. Honey. People can... people can do that. They like to. It's. It's common.

I like them... i think they're a little ill and that's OK 😭 we love them

Hes a little head over heels for him a tad unnaturally.. jordan might be a little ignorant to the fact or a little entertained... who knows. Eitherway... gay

[tacticalhimbo]

imma have to reteach myself how to make gifs in photoshop bc i want to gif so much and make edits of things but I FORGET HOWWW.

also bc there's like no content out there for hitman it seems and uh. i fear i am returning back to that fixation