#the movie is just objectively bad.
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*me blinking at the last page* woabh…
#asclexeposting#and i have officially read everything single a series of unfortunate events books#ive seen the tv show and movie too. cant get enough of this franchise.#ok ill rank them#1) tv show 2) books 3) movie#the tv show was a fantastic adaptation actually rare netflix w. the books r good bc lemony snicket is just rlly good at writing#this series is def his magnum opus. like woa. it goes from miserable little orphan story to complicated orphan story where they raise a kid#on an island#it gets crazy fr.#i think the penultimate peril is my favorite book but the miserable mill is my favorite episode#the movie is just objectively bad.#my least favorite book/episode is the reptile room. ily uncle monty but i think it drags too long idk i dont liek it#or. or the austere academy i dont rlly care for the quagmires sorry#hermmm my favorite character would have to be. herm. i liked hector :) and kevin. out of the main three i think.#sunny. yeah. or violet! or klaus!!!#idk i liked all of them theyre just entertaining!! and charming!#count olaf…#HATE him and not only because of him being the worst i started to find him annoying at some points#which ig youre supposed to. he is and has always been the main antagonist and hes written to be unlikeable#idk. yeah. good books good tv show not good movie.#i started them like mid august and finished it literally ten minutes ago so its been what. almost two months. reader alert#the franchise being a kids one is cool i think#yea. wow.#i wish there was like. a stage play. bcus i could play one hell of a violet. or klaus. teahg.#cool. cool cool cool.
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Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.
But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P
#peter b parker#spiderman#mayday parker#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#miles morales#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#atsv#tbh i notice that i have this group of fave characters that really fall under category of#i need to wrap them in nice fuzzy blanket and give them a hot cocoa#and miguel kinda pings my blanket and cocoa senses#but more like in an impending doom sense?#like he is going to get his ass kicked so much in the next movie#beyond is so going to be like you like this broken man?#hold my beer we can break him some more#i can just feel it in my bones#because for right now he pings my need to spray him with a water like a naughty cat he is an then hold him in air jail till he calms down#which objectively is a bad idea#unless you are this sunshine idiot spiderman that i love#and here is long story long why this comic happened :B
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deeply refreshing to see someone critical of Swift who also like, genuinely likes her. Like i'm neutral to positive on her, but the online discourse has been absolutely rancid. flipping between "Taylor Swift has never done anything wrong ever and she's a fucking genius" and "Taylor Swift is the worst lyricist of all time and also a bad person" is exhausting, so thank you for like. nuance or something lmao
not to make it serious for a sec but i genuinely think that being able to like things that are bad is really important. like I think that it's an important skill to be able to look at something and see what you personally enjoy about it and then take a step back and acknowledge that objectively it's flawed. and to also be able to acknowledge that liking something isn't necessarily an identity or a moral stance. and i think that fandom space in general could really benefit from more people taking the time to learn how to do that. it's okay to like things that are bad
#people ask me sometimes why ill occasionally talk about something i like and then go 'but it's bad' and the answer is usually because it is#i love teen wolf. i love genshin impact. i love detective conan. and i fucking LOVE taylor swift. that doesnt mean theyre good#it just means i like them. and recognizing their flaws actually helps me better identify what i like about them!#it's like. in my mind bad > good is the x axis and i like it > i dont like it is the y axis yk. they're not mutually exclusive#tldr it's not that serious. we can all relax a little#irt taylor swift i do also think she has done some real harm to her fans in enabling them to deflect all criticism of her as misogyny#and i don't think it's fully the fault of these people who are parroting that response bc so much of her marketing has deliberately#reinforced this idea that to be a swiftie is to be a part of a sisterhood and that any attack on taylor is an attack on all of those women#who are in that in-group. when that's obviously not the case. but she's marketed herself as. for lack of a better term. 'girl music'#to the point where it makes her fans feel as though any criticism of the music or the woman responsible for it is an attack on their#personal experience of womanhood/girlhood/sisterhood/etc. and that's how you get all of thess bad-faith accusations of misogyny#i don't necessarily think this was her deliberate goal with her marketing tho because like. on first glance such a strong sense of communit#among fans sounds like a great thing. the friendship bracelets i got at the eras tour movie are really genuinely special to me.#but it does present a problem when your fans are unable to separate how they feel about the community and experience your music has fostere#from how they feel about you as a person. especially when you are a billionaire who absolutely CANNOT be above criticism in this economy#anyway. tldr i love taylor's music and i don't think swiftie hivemind is as deliberately malicious as it may seem#but it's obviously necessary to be able to take a step back and look objectively at what you're participating in.#anyway stream ttpd or don't idc <3#taylor swift
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Man it kinda sucks that S2 got cancelled and they ended the show after iii I wonder who would've won
#Man I am not liking S2 C so far like. Genuinely my least favorite season of ii#hopefully my opinion will change once the movie is over but I'm just. Not excited? At all?#Really the only thing I'm looking forward to is Mic & Balloon being friends next ep and fantubebrush's side plot#that's....it#I fucking miss iii man I miss it so bad#And I'm just praying Baseball's arc and relationships with Nickel & Suitcase will come out decently written#because he is getting most of bad writing choices (or hopefully just. Ones that don't make sense yet)#I want to be optimistic but I just. I'm not having fun#object posting#Object posting#ii neg#< rare tag for me
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I’m obsessed with them
#william afton#so I want both of them carnally#mike schmidt#the objects of my desire#michael schmidt#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddy’s movie#fnaf#fnaf movie#and I’m sorry but idk if you’ll ever get a full piece from me#I have a tooth infection rn#so I have to rest and stuff but I just wanna draw and cosplay fnaf so bad 😭#ej’s art
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that nun sure does love to stand at the end of hallways
#the nun ii#the nun 2#the conjuring universe#valak#it was objectively a bad movie but i still enjoyed it#why was the devil there though#i love seeing goat devil#but it didnt do anything with him he just left in the end
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"We need more messy/awful/cringefail female characters!"
You guys couldn't even handle Wanda Whipple...
#sonic the hedgehog#knuckles 2024#knuckles series#wanda whipple#fandom wank#knuckles 2024 spoilers#sonic movie#knuckles series spoilers#I feel like someone had to say it#If I had a nickle for every post I saw that treated her character being sucky as a person a terrible flaw of the show (to the point of#people saying that her character isn't objectively a good character unless she's terribly punished or becomes a better person) then I would#be rich guys#Me watching the show: Wow she like. Sucks. In any other show this role would be reserved for the sucky chad older brother who bullies his#nerdy mc younger brother but honestly as a believer of allowing characters who a#aren't just cishet white guys to get to play a multitude of roles#it's kind of refreshing that this is a role played by a lady#Everyone else: Wow this female character sucking ass as a person is indicative of everything wrong with this show why is she sucky why#I'm not even gonna get started on what I heard about Agent Willoughby#Like if sucky or bad or corrupt guys can just be that without the reasons having to make sense to you why do you scrutinize the female cast#for not being perfectly palatable good girlbosses#i just be ramblin#Edit: oh yeah for the record. this is not an opening for you to give me a dissertation on why you should be allowed to hate or be#disappointed in the handling of the female characters in the red echidna and his buddy show
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sorry but this post just pissed me fr, i need a moment to talk. basically i freshly became a valcarol shipper (they kinda been the only thing i've been thinking of ever since i saw the marvels-) and i came across this as i was looking up stuff abt them and...
...sorry but like? what is the point of pitying the two pairing together when they are both getting the same awful mistreatment by marvel and d*sney??
sure i don't deny, there are some inviduals out there who purely ship them out of fetishizing or that there are misogynists (mostly thowards sylvie obv) cuz no fanbases are perfect but literally tf does that got to do with wether the ship is queerbait or not..? where is the colleration exactly? 2+2=fish ?
using "two characters that have been called queer on social media" as counter-argument is so esp weird as if loki isn't canonically bi...my brother in christ, the same way brunhilde is. like op's really going nowhere 😭
let's look over facts: 1. valcarol has good chemistry, kissed on cheeck, shipped by cast, one's canon bisexual in the pairing and had a line cut out due it confirming the two's relationship to not loose homophobic audiences, 2. lokius has good chemisrty, one's canon bisexual in the pairing, has a theme titled after their ship name, constant romantic under-tones & pararrels with f/m canon ships, shipped by cast, they had to rewrite the entire 5th ep bc of something "controversial" *cough* cheeck kiss *cough* bc they r "basically trying make the relationship canon without loosing homophobic audiences" yes. (SORRY IF I LEFT ANYTHING ELSE OUT BTW)
so looking all over these i can only wonder where this whole narrative comes from 😵💫
but i'll say: it lokius is queerbait ! valcarol is queerbait !
anyways if we not gonna be besties at least let's not trying to be so competitive and use a fairly similar ship and invalidate it just to "prove a point" ok plsss🙏 🫶
#that shit had around 200 likes too omg#some of you just bitter & biased af#also wdym by bad writing cuz loki s2 objectively had better writing then the marvels#it wasn't THAT good of a writing from certain aspects (i think it could have been better) but it was still somewhat better then TM#tm was an okay movie to me i enjoyed it but only for phase 4 & 5 standards...no offense#lokius#valcarol#queerbaiting#loki series#loki#mobius m mobius#valkyrie#brunnhilde#carol danvers#captain marvel#wlw and mlm solidarity#sapphic ships#sylvie#mcu#marvel#mcu phase 4#mcu phase 5#girlblogger#bisexual
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“isttvg is bad because it didnt have a happy ending so its actually worthless and trans people are overexaggerating its importance because if it was Good it would have been Happy” i will drag you kicking and screaming into the english classroom and force you to watch and listen the lessons clockwork orange style if you do not shut up
#like ok its fair if you go into it and you dont like it or it makes you feel bad#or if its just not your style of movie. its not everyones cup of tea#but dear lord if youre basing it entirely on ‘’it shouldve been a feel good movie/the ending shouldve been Happy’’#then im sorry but you sound absolutely insufferable. its ok to prefer that but its not ok to downplay other ppls experience#or call the film objectively bad because it didnt fit your standard#also its funny how ppl go into a horror movie and then bitch when it makes them feel bad#echoed voice
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my friend who went to see the new master and margarita movie, not familiar with the book: what the fuck is going on
me, watching the new master and margarita movie, familiar with the book: what the fuck is going on
#i'm the plot accuracy nerd 🤍#i tried to be objective but turned out i can't#it's hard to be one when the director suddenly decides to bring his own ideas into the adaptation and makes it modern looking#people are mostly saying yeah august diehl was so cool so sexy it's bad margarita is the one naked at the end#i can tell you're missing the point and all that huge budget and these actors are not enough to hide all the fuck ups#and you're ready for this conversation#i can be bitchy for no end when it comes to movies that are supposed to be built on the primary source (the book)#but instead of it directors just borrow the characters and ideas and create it in something absurd#i'm not here to drool over august diehl. i am in fact here to re-experience the story i really love#also someone said that actors were good but i leave it to those who really appreciate it#ps. woland's retinue was dull and bland#master and margarita#for the first rime in a while i felt nothing after watching a movie#neither good nor bad emotions it just wasted my time#как похорошела москва при собянине
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Personally i think a minecraft movie would be better if they made a movie in the actual game itself. Or like... fully animated anyways. This 90% cgi 10% real shit is god awful. It feels really overtextured too based on the preview of which i was able to tolerate a mere half of.
Well, i guess its not much different from a marvel movie in that sense. Or any other slop thats been being produced as of late.
Its strange to me, seeing modern movies that just look bad at most points. Why did films look better 30/40/50/60+ years ago, like where did that care and love of the medium go??
#its apparent even in stuff i like. take top gun for example! maverick isnt bad it has a lot of cool scenes and the lighting and such is#objectively fine. but when compared to the og Top Gun? its not nearly as good.#i dont mean to be a hater im just continuously growing more and more perplexed why movies on average are getting worse#at least in terms of visuals and feeling/heart
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potential sonic 3 spoilers incoming if anyone cares. anyway . apparently there was an official survey about the knuckles show/scu in general and one of the questions was about what name you would use for an eggman/shadow/gerald teamup. which is a weirdly specific question. and also one of the name options was team dark …….. ?? even though rouge isnt mentioned in the question and theres no sign of her being in the next movie in general ? i was willing to accept amy being introduced a little after knuckles and tails but between there still being no sign of her being in the next movie and now this if they actually have gerald time travel or something and have him be the third member of the dark story trio instead of rouge then i will be fully convinced that theyre going out of their way to exclude as many already existing girl characters as possible. like i get cgi is expensive which could be part of the reason rouge might not have made the cut. but damn . assuming this is real anyway it could just be another fake leak but idk
#im not saying the writers hate all the girl characters (iirc they have said they like amy and rouge and shown interest in adding them)#and i also dont think the movies have to be complete copies of the games in terms of stories and characters#but some of the decisions being made here are so weird and kinda show a lack of care for those characters ..#its especially odd that iirc theyve said that part of what influences the choices on what characters to use is popularity/recognizability#both to fans of the games as well as more casual viewers#yet they might be rewriting a major part of the story just to include gerald over rouge?#and they wanted a character who was a ghost echidna that guided the living characters and they picked pachacamac#instead of tikal who both already fits that description And is more popular?#okay well i doubt casual viewers would know who tikal is but they dont know who pachacamac is either#and its also an objective fact that tikal is more popular among fans . Man .#also theres the thing of knuckles being given a connection to iblis when thats already elise (and blaze)'s thing#to be fair knuckles is way more popular and recognizable than elise. and i really doubt sonic 06 would get adapted#but still#maria IS confirmed to be in the next movie though#but idk if i would consider that to be a win for girl sonic characters#considering shes the only one known to be in it AND she dies#sonic movie spoilers#sonic movie 3 spoilers#i guess idk#also again considering the whole cgi thing i would have been willing to accept no rouge even if its disappointing#but to have gerald of all characters replace her is just so. what .... cant you just use agent stone or a new character or something#i dont hate gerald its just the idea of bringing him back to life instead of including rouge is weird .#anyway . we also dont have full context so maybe its nt as bad as it sounds. or maybe theyre hiding rouge and amy from us . IDKK#but also every new info about this movie we get has me like that one picture of a guy holding a cigarette and looking reallytired#and i hate feeling this way when i was so excited about the first 2 when they came out#sad ! well theres other sonic media
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Did you watch It Ends With Us?
absolutely not
#blake livelys weird obsession with mashing her shit ass hair line into that films promo was bizarre#not to mention the objectively insane choice to sideline the only guy taking the message of dv seriously so her husband#could also have dual promo for his shit ass marvel movie was a wild choice#just bad all around AND the movie was ass im willing to bet#003.
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currently thinking about how since kanika likes dolls(specifically the vintage creepier ones) uncle-grandpa dirk one day gifts her THE ACTUAL HAUNTED ANNABELLE after she mentioned something about how pretty she looked while watching a documentary together or something
and of course dave is distraught because dUDE YOU JUST GAVE MY 4 YEAR OLD A POSSESSED DEVIL DOLL WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING but he cannot for the love of god pry it away from kani's grasp
#it becomes her favorite because its comfy to sleep with#how did dirk even take the doll out without being caught or suffering a terrible death????? who knows man its dirk#your first mistake was questioning his ways#eventually dirk also gives her the one used in the movies and dave loses his shit#dave is unable to sleep at night for a long time after this(cal ptsd)#karkat is also slightly unnerved by it but doesn't mention it near the girl since she's happy with it lol#dave sees objects out of place around the house and hes real fucking sure it aint the kids(he prays it is)#he swears at night he feels like hes being watched and karkat assures him if there was somebody he would have noticed by now#karkat is a lil ignorant to his concerns because “its just a doll how bad can it be? /:B”#dkfam#poor dave. F#all the strilonde girls are some level of eerie and his daughter is no exempt from that#tw annabelle#????#bcuz that doll was always creepy to look at sorry mr demon#headcanoes
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having a crush is like poison status effect whenever u have to think.
#my ocs#hello yes see i draw#I hate this so much ???????#what the fuck ??????#do u know how much effort I have to put in to not think about it. Like. Should I just kill myself at this point tbh.#and there’s people around me who are purposely trying to get a crush for like. Fun. Why.#this is psychological warfare.#though I guess their goals w crush is have one and never speak to him huh 💭 they just want a guy to think about when bored.#This happened to me by accident 💭 and I am. speaking to him often. I didn’t today though. hashtag winning 💪 (?)#I will get over it. I will speak to no one over midterms week and I will get so over him.#and then I will be so normal platonic about it.#this was supposed to happen in highschool I think I was supposed to get comfortable w this way earlier in life.#I don’t know I don’t care I just need to survive this at this point Jesus Christ.#and hey guess what I was just about to start gushing in this tag it snuck up on me wtf.#I do not want him. (<- affirmations)#I can never let anyone have my Tumblr or my art socials ever god imagine. Anyone seeing this.#it would suck so bad. Guys. I would have to kms.#why did I meet the most attractive and nicest and coolest guy immediately. why is this my first friend in 5 years.#sorry that is gushing huh. god this sucks so bad. I hate. having emotions.#well it’s not gushing it’s like objective fact people will not stop saying he’s won the genetic lottery to his face.#And I get crazy 2nd hand embarrassment every time but also not wrong.#they’re not wrong. ugh. killing myself.#guys why does every tag ramble end this way. guys. why. why am I becoming a real boy I want to be a puppet again actually.#ok. normal time 4 minutes left in movie clean bathroom then sneepy time and I will do so good not thinking about him and will sleep immedia
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#ngl but after listening to half of tortured poets#there is nothing great about it#but it also isn’t objectively bad#it’s just there#like jeremy renner in any movie he’s ever been in#like. this is what we as music consumers get for allowing everything she touches to turn to gold#because it has dramatically affected her work#we have seen such a steep decline in her craft since folklore and evermore peaked#like there’s nothing interesting here!! the lyricism isn’t doing anything!! the production is bland!! (k*ll jack antonoff)#her vocals never reach their full potential and stay in a mid range for almost the entirety of the record!!#and nothing makes me come back for more it’s like a 17 song long podcast without any fun hooks or even half-way poetic verses#every song that is half way decent i recognize that aaron dressner was a writer on it#that should tell you something rip#idk it’s just!! there lmao#maybe i’ll think differently when i listen to it more but for now it’s not doing much for me dawg
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