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the-acid-pear · 4 months ago

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see the thing that gets me about the human centipede is that you're either a normie going to watch a movie and getting scared over nothing of you're a freak whos going like WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?! and like both can backfire bc i cannot stress enough The Human Centipede is such a stupidly tame movie there's barely any blood at all but thing is what makes me be SO insane about it it's that Heiter's actor May He Rest In Peace just put his WHOLE PUSSY into playing him making it such a fucking enjoyable and hilarious movie.

Like you cannot go watch the human centipede first sequence expecting to be scared bc you'll get bored in the first 40 minutes of doomed yuri but you gotta embrace the sheer campiness of it. Nobody cares about the campiness bro. He makes chicken sounds. He makes horrible silly chicken noises. Are you listening to me.

#luly talks #NOBODY GETS IT I HATE IT HERE #ITS NOT A SCARY MOVIE ITS A SILLY ASS MOVIE #THAT'S WHY 3 IS MY FAVORITE 1 is the best tho objectively #IF YOU WANT ACTUAL GORE GO WATCH 2 THE POOP SPLATTERS THE TV ITS #ITS NOT FUNNY TO ME SADLY BUT I RESPECT IT TOO MUCH #3 has the best of both worlds bc its so gross and over the top BUT its also like. character focused #i mean 2 was too but its jsut a loooong drawn out torture scene #2 IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE THINK 1 IS ITS SO FUNNY tom six is literally hilarious #but anyway ooooh you wanna watch the human centipede so bad oooooooh you wanna give it a chance #like granted the humor could just Not Hit but. It's literally just camp #go read my liveblog at least microdose in this masterpiece i am not exaggerating or being ironic its an incredible movie #and it has such a bad reputation for NO reason #like the scariest thing about THC is the poster #which is sick as all fucks btw #love the cultural impact this movie had also. but nobody appreciates it its so fucking sad............#i like at least 3 like. didnt lose the soul #bc 2 was six being a bit bitchy a bit of a OH YEAH? THEN WATCH THIS which is funny but yknow #3 is perfect 3 is the perfect end to the saga im so normal about the human centipede you can trust me around the human centipede #cant wait to start quoting bill boss like its my job once the heat starts rising #i'd learn to do gifsets...

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