#count olaf…

[asclexe]

*me blinking at the last page* woabh…

[msesmecaliban]

average asoue rewatch experience

[anisaftz]

Violet projecting her period cramps onto Olaf

[villiarty]

A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS (2004) dir. Brad Silberling

[paintedwingz]

count olaf? more like CUNT olaf

[fanonical]

to be fair to count olaf’s ridiculous cover names, he does come from a universe where ‘lemony snicket’ is just something you can name a baby

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

asoue girlies when a series of events are indeed unfortunate

[um-respectfully-no]

asoue hit different when you were like twelve and had emotionally abusive parents but you grew up homeschooled and isolated so every adult you had access to was friends with and/or exactly like your parents so when you told them you were met with "oh that's normal" and "your mom's a really nice lady though" and you just kinda looked at the baudelaires like "fucking same though"

[fuckinglemoniestoflemon]

VFD Yearbook

[tarragonthedragon]

i think if the Baudelaire children had pretended to be fooled by one of Olaf's disguises immediately he would have been so thrown he would have outed himself on the spot

[lokiprincess]

Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

[veryfashionabledesigns]

I'm like a year late for this meme but Count Olaf would absolutely make a ukulele apology video

[scrumptiousfoxglitter]

Fun fact: The Baudelaire kids were able to respect Count Olaf's she/her pronouns when he pretended to be a secretary named Shirley and tried to steal their fortune and attempt not to misgender Count Olaf's androgynous assistant, and Lemony Snicket acknowledges that presentation ≠ gender in reference to Carmelita Spats of all people. What excuse do you have?

[anisaftz]

Hostile Hospital🏥

Bonus:

[villiarty]

A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS (2017–2019) 1.02 The Bad Beginning: Part Two

+ bonus 2.04 The Ersatz Elevator: Part Two

[peteytheparrot]

A Series of Unfortunate Events liberated me as a child in the way that it shows how utterly incompetent adults can be about children, like none of them care to understand how these children are feeling because they don’t see them as real living human beings, because they’re just kids! They don’t know any better!