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asclexe · 2 months ago

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*me blinking at the last page* woabh…

#asclexeposting #and i have officially read everything single a series of unfortunate events books #ive seen the tv show and movie too. cant get enough of this franchise.#ok ill rank them #1) tv show 2) books 3) movie #the tv show was a fantastic adaptation actually rare netflix w. the books r good bc lemony snicket is just rlly good at writing #this series is def his magnum opus. like woa. it goes from miserable little orphan story to complicated orphan story where they raise a kid #on an island #it gets crazy fr.#i think the penultimate peril is my favorite book but the miserable mill is my favorite episode #the movie is just objectively bad.#my least favorite book/episode is the reptile room. ily uncle monty but i think it drags too long idk i dont liek it #or. or the austere academy i dont rlly care for the quagmires sorry #hermmm my favorite character would have to be. herm. i liked hector :) and kevin. out of the main three i think.#sunny. yeah. or violet! or klaus!!!#idk i liked all of them theyre just entertaining!! and charming!#count olaf…#HATE him and not only because of him being the worst i started to find him annoying at some points #which ig youre supposed to. he is and has always been the main antagonist and hes written to be unlikeable #idk. yeah. good books good tv show not good movie.#i started them like mid august and finished it literally ten minutes ago so its been what. almost two months. reader alert #the franchise being a kids one is cool i think #yea. wow.#i wish there was like. a stage play. bcus i could play one hell of a violet. or klaus. teahg.#cool. cool cool cool.

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villiarty · 6 months ago

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A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS (2004) dir. Brad Silberling

#a series of unfortunate events #a series of unfortunate events 2004 #count olaf #asoue #asoueedit #filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #jim carrey #gif #mine

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paintedwingz · 8 months ago

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count olaf? more like CUNT olaf

#asoue netflix #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #shirley asoue #count olaf #count olaf asoue

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feyres-divorce-lawyer · 1 year ago

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asoue girlies when a series of events are indeed unfortunate

#i fr kept thinking the last death would be the last death #fuck you count olaf #also i couldn't stand olaf from frozen anymore because i kept thinking of asoue everytime #watching frozen 2 was hell #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue books #asoue netflix #perfect example of a good adaptation #lemony snicket #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #the baudelaires

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um-respectfully-no · 6 months ago

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asoue hit different when you were like twelve and had emotionally abusive parents but you grew up homeschooled and isolated so every adult you had access to was friends with and/or exactly like your parents so when you told them you were met with "oh that's normal" and "your mom's a really nice lady though" and you just kinda looked at the baudelaires like "fucking same though"

#lemony snicket #asoue #asoue netflix #asoue books #the baudelaires #tw abuse #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #count olaf

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tarragonthedragon · 1 year ago

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i think if the Baudelaire children had pretended to be fooled by one of Olaf's disguises immediately he would have been so thrown he would have outed himself on the spot

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #count olaf #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #meta #queue

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lokiprincess · 2 years ago

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Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

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fanonical · 7 months ago

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violet baudelaire invents time travel

she knows she can't go back and save her parents - that would invalidate the string of events that led to her inventing time travel in the first place, and she doesn't want to wipe out the entire universe with a paradox

but she can go back in time, jump olaf in a dark alley, and beat the shit out of him forever

#A Series of Unfortunate Events #ASoUE #Violet Baudelaire #Count Olaf

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scrumptiousfoxglitter · 7 months ago

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Fun fact: The Baudelaire kids were able to respect Count Olaf's she/her pronouns when he pretended to be a secretary named Shirley and tried to steal their fortune and attempt not to misgender Count Olaf's androgynous assistant, and Lemony Snicket acknowledges that presentation ≠ gender in reference to Carmelita Spats of all people. What excuse do you have?

#idk i got bored #the Baudelaires say trans rights #transgender #a series of unfortunate events #violet baudelaire #asoue #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #count olaf #trans rights #lemony snicket #carmelita spats

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anisaftz · 2 months ago

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