#WHY IS HE LIKE THIS !!!!!

[monachopsis-99]

eric after a girl rejected him

Sometimes i remember i have this app

[firefly-factory]

I need to make a ref sheet for my Astor so yall can understand just how stupid his outfit is.

Like not even aesthetically. It looks cool enough. But it's a functional nightmare

[anbaisai]

It's not even actually their birthday

(Based on a conversation I had with a friend + Jamil's 2024 birthday present to the player)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Syd: Enters The Room

Carmy: 😍

[askclownpierce]

I am the infamous Parkour Villain. If you’ve come to find a friend and cure your loneliness, I’m afraid I can’t help with that. The utter idea repulses me.

Maybe join a cult. That would be a more productive way to fill the void in your heart. Or, even better, start a cult.

Wise words of advice from me!

"Hello, hi!!"

"Uhm I don't really know what to say so uh-"

"How are you doing?"

Good afternoon, I am doing quite well. An insatiable hunger for blood and revenge consumes me as I plot against all who have wronged me. So, y’know, average Tuesday.

How are you? I don’t know if I recognize you, if I’m being completely honest.

[privatehousesanatomy]

these are fr the best images of RSL to ever exist.

[srdghbbicho]

[lentttt]

EVEN COBS CALLING HIM CANT STOP HIS FATASS STREAK😭😭😭

[madeofjules]

Peeta for the first 11 years of knowing his crush: *too shy to speak or make eye contact with her*

Peeta to his crush 2 weeks after speaking to her for the first time: "I don't mind if you look at my genitals"

[arisveah]

tumblr.

what is wrong with him

[bruhlpng]

Pedro Pascal as Max Phillips Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) // dir. Brian James O'Connell

[itsyouch]

"double O donut is on the case!"

[vanmarkus]

HOUSE M.D. • S3E16: “Top Secret”

[rosie-tyler]

Terry Silver + his reactions to people roasting him

[bei-b]

Hoshi, Seungkwan, Wonwoo promoting 'Spill the Feels' unit tracks

[clockwork-stars]

“Average Greek person offends 3 gods a year" factoid actually just a statistical error. Average Greek person offends 0 gods per year. Odysseus of Ithaca, who has no survival instinct & offends over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted