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in honour of it being christmas in literally three days, i have a lot to say about the angel tree and what i have seen posted on social media in the last few weeks. i'll post my thoughts in point form.

if you cannot afford to do the angel tree or buy gifts for your own damn kids, do NOT take a ticket off of the angel tree.

if you cannot afford to get everything on the child's list (which is usually like three items or less), do NOT take a ticket off of the angel tree.

do NOT take 24 tickets home, post on social media that you are going to make handmade items instead of spending money, and then throw the tickets into the trash instead of taking the tickets back to the angel tree, because now 24 children are likely going to wake up on christmas morning to nothing under the tree. there is nothing wrong with handmade gifts, let me clarify. i received a handmade blanket yesterday and i adore it, but i'm also not a child who's parents are seeking help from strangers to buy my christmas presents. the children on the angel tree are deserving of more than just handmade items because you can't afford to buy them what they actually asked for. they're deserving of getting exactly what they asked for.

do NOT donate your children's hand me downs or buy them crap from the local dollar store. the dollar store stuff is okay if you plan to add a stocking with their gifts, but, again, say it with me, these children deserve more than your children's dirty old clothes and toys. just because their family is financially struggling, that doesn't mean their clothing and toys need to be a reflection of that as well.

if you are feeling deterred this holiday season from donating to the angel tree because "well i bet there's a lot of parents that have the money, they just don't want to spend it" or "they're abusing the system", change that mindset really fucking quick because all you're saying is that you think that children deserve to suffer because of the actions of their parents. a few bad apples shouldn't ruin the entire concept for everyone.

if you've purchased the asked for items on the angel tree tickets, do NOT cross out any barcodes or write "DONATED ITEM" on the packaging, for a number of reasons.

you're literally ruining the magic of christmas because of your own need to feel this sense of superiority over the fact that you donated the items. the kids will see "DONATED ITEM" and realize at the same time that santa is not real and that their parents didn't have money to buy them presents - ruining the magic of christmas for young children while also instilling a feeling of guilt in them for wanting things while their parents are struggling to put food on the table.

if you've purchased clothes and you choose to scratch out barcodes or label the items as donated, parents will be unable to return clothing items that might be too small for their children. they can put a general size range on the ticket but ultimately some things just might not fit and the item needs to be exchanged for a different size. but yall aren't thinking about that - you're just too hung up on the fact that some people might return the gifts for money and spend it on themselves instead.

it simply makes you look like an ass. it makes you look like you're simply doing the angel tree to flaunt that you have money while other people don't. tbh you're probably the kind of person that if you met the child your gifts were going to, you'd tell them to their face that mommy and daddy had to rely on a stranger to pay for their christmas.

lastly, if you are going to come on social media and call out parents who seem to be "ungrateful" for the donated christmas presents but what's in front of them is clearly dollar store garbage, YOU are the problem. if you wouldn't buy it for your own children because of the quality, why should other parents be thrilled that those garbage items are all they have to give to their children for christmas? why are they not allowed to want their children to have nice things? giving a child dollar store crap on christmas is basically the same thing as donating the expired items in the back of your pantry to the food bank. "well if they're hurting for money they'll be thankful for anything" - yes, because food poisoning is just what everyone wants for christmas, right? crayons that are likely broken in the box already are what kids what for christmas, right? forget the fact that the other kids are school are probably opening up ipads and other expensive items. if the family is poor, christmas should be a reflection of it, right? honestly, that mindset makes me sick.

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Best Tummy of the Year

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"oh you have an allergy? sorry I harassed you for being a picky eater, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a picky eater, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you have chronic pain? sorry I harassed you for being lazy, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a lazy person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're autistic? sorry I harassed you for being weird, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a weird person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're deaf? sorry I harassed you for ignoring me, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. you're just not actually a rude person, I still get to harass those people"

"man why does everything have to be a disorder now? I miss the old days when people would TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for being failures and it was socially exceptable for me to harass them, now I look like a jerk when I bully people for annoying me."

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@starry-scarl3tt ask and you shall recieve

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Wilson was sooooo into this! And totally jealous of her.

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lost touch and got into a consensual workplace relationship

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'puter, upload file hilsonsexland.png

shoutout to the people who make dumb little scribbles of nothing characters. screenshots and the inspirations under the cut

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me: house md is my comfort show it makes me so happy

me while watching house:

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married life

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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i never said he was going to?? i was simply repeating something he said nearly 20 years ago

if house md was so popular why didnt they make a sequel or a reboot

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it's the truth. he's very vocal about how lazy he is and how much he hates to work 🤷🏻‍♀️ he was happy his role as wilson was not bigger than they made it

if house md was so popular why didnt they make a sequel or a reboot

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no, RSL probably wouldn't like it. he wouldn't come back to do a reboot of house at all. he even said while actively filming the show that if he had to do anymore as wilson than he already did, he'd probably kill himself

if house md was so popular why didnt they make a sequel or a reboot

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You could suffocate a man with Robert Sean Leonard's eyebrows

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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross