house md, private practice, grey's anatomy, and jeeves and wooster enthusiast⚕️ 22 • she / her • ao3 : privatehousesanatomy
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let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance
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house week, day four: favourite friendship → house and thirteen
[House will be fine.] Maybe. But with you on the team he’d be better. He needs someone who doesn’t need him. You’re the only one he’s never really been able to suck into his crazy House vortex. It keeps him grounded.
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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard
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whenever the day goes bad i think about house cursing out weber in hindi
and wilson looking at the sky like he understood what house meant.
(meaning under the cut cos its pretty offensive)
house basically said 'teri maa ki' which means 'your mother’s'
its usually continued and well made more worse an insult than this.
and oh lord ive heard so much worse.
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I'm sorry. I don't know if I'm just not far enough into House (because I'm only up to season 4 but have seen so many spoilers it feels like I've seen it all). But James Wilson will never be able to fight the Neil Perry allegations when it literally says he was formerly an actor on his Wikipedia page like hello.
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god made robert sean leonard a man to protect everyone from how much of a public threat id be if he was a woman
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The actor for Neil's dad is in House MD?!?! And he's supporting his son's theatrical performance?!?! When I find the casting directors, I swear 😭
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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
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This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible
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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel
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