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it’s a really refreshing experience, while reading my sword-and-sorcery ™, to see main character fuck everything up in order to FORCE apathetic external forces (which were content with letting Mister Genocide 2000 disintegrate 3 of their own) to deal with millenia of neglected and ignored problems

all similarities to real world, i am sure, are completely accidental. however, those similarities ARE THERE

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i’m sincerely glad my boy Daddynar Kholin fucked off to beyond to eat Shin bread with Nohadon and chill, and at the same time i’m ecstatic that fucking stonky ass idiot Taravangian has been proven wrong

i’m not a fan of pulling the Blackthorn out of spiritual realm, but we’ll see. like, he’s still Dalinar which the evening before agreed with Evi to give Rathalas a chance, the good is still somewhere inside that murderous bully, so Era 2 has a chance to do something hilarious: make Taravangian fucked over by Dalinar FOR THE SECOND TIME

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Nalan’Elin, Herald of Justice, Herald of the Almighty, The Judge

Skybreaker temple, circa 1175 post Recreance

Colorized

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gf reading WaT right now and figured she doesn’t like sense of impending doom (that she already gets while reading the news) in her goofy ass escapism book about swords and sorcery

i’m relating to that

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not me and my gf using phrase „by the way OF KINGS”

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𝔗𝔦𝔰’ 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔞 𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥!

by Adolin Kholin

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how long is this fucking series i cannot believe it’s that serious

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„you’re my only bridgeboy” my brother in Tanavast gay sex is straighter than whatever this shit is

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the absolute best quality of hoid is giving kaladin shit for the flute he lost. which he later found. and the world is ending in like a week

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i bullied my girlfriend for actual two years into reading stormlight archive and in like two months she is on the last book and literally going insane over old boulder man with tight stormwagon

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for me it will be forever funny how gavilar overestimated his intelligence. dude thought he was playing 4d chess while in reality he was in a shapes and colours class trying to put cube into a circular hole