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astramachina · 5 months ago

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ain't no way I just came across fully rendered Jeff porn when I ain't seen shit of Oswald's dad yet. y'all mothefuckers are dead asleep fr

#texts.#WHERE are my homosexuals.#Where are my bear enthusiasts.#That is a hard working family man with a certified dad bod and y'all out here playing.

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contact-guy · 2 months ago

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THE FINAL PROBLEM - part 3 of many - part 1 - part 2 - "It was with some surprise, therefore, that I saw him walk into my consulting-room upon the evening of April 24th. It struck me that he was looking even paler and thinner than usual."

This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!

#arthur conan doyle and I are playing a little game #where i see how much of his dialogue i can use #for my own nefarious homosexual purposes #watsons sketchbook #sherlock holmes #acd holmes #john watson #my art #acd canon

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shelfperson · 8 months ago

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okay but WHYYY is no one talking about louis and daniel WHYYYYYYYYYY is no one talking about the greatest grandpa4grandpa relationship known to man and i don’t even mean romantically i mean in the most basic human platonic level their relationship is FASCINATING.

like louis SAUGHT HIM OUT after FIFTY YEARS he FOUND HIS BOY, this horrible infant who DID NOT UNDERSTAND A THING HE TOLD HIM, who saw his raw, decades-old pain and wanted in on it, AND HE GOES BACK FOR HIM BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE’S CHANGED. he can understand now. he can help him find the truth.

and like, they’re both absolutely terrified by each other because they’re both uniquely skilled at getting under each other’s skin and finding that truth (and also because… louis could just up and eat daniel anytime but shhhh…) and it’s because they UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. louis’s interviewing daniel as much as daniel’s interviewing him, just. pulling teeth from each other’s head, trying to pull out all the rot with such violence and cruelty (from both of them!! daniel is a cockwallop!!) but they want to help each other they CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER.

LIKE THIS????

THIS FUCKING SHIT?????

GAGGED ME. RUINED ME. I HAD TO STOP AND TAKE A WALK AROUND THE ROOM.

(the gifs are from @loumands account btw. great work my guy)

#look he still calls him danny idk what else you want from me #also like. they absolute gay on gay violence like oh my god #besides the obvious too like they’re both playing this game of homosexual chicken where daniel’s picking apart louis’ perception of lestat #and louis is just THROWING armand in his FACE like girl you are not exempt from this fucked up love trapezoid #FULLY IMPLICATED #anyway i love them they’re like those two old gay muppets to me #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #louis x daniel #interview with the vampire #iwtv #iwtv s2 #iwtv spoilers #DANLOU #DANLOU IS THEIR SHIPNAME THANK YOU PEOPLE IN THE TAGS

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cozylittleartblog · 4 months ago

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character practice doodle i really liked! he is looking in a mirror.

#ultrakill #doodles #art #gabriel #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #hes got shit wrong with him #cant be my blorbo if you dont have shit wrong with you #even if thats just (checks notes) homosexuality and daddy issues #two ships in a row where some slutty guy wants to fuck a machine! love wins #also TWO POSTS IN TWO DAYS ??? havent done that in months. maybe years. i didnt expect to post any of these gabby drawings #i was just trying to learn to draw him in a non-meme setting

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creative-clawmarks · 5 months ago

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Bite your neck and kiss it better.

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KO-FI

#my art #marble hornets #tw blood #alex kralie #jay merrick #jaylex #vampire au #this might be the gayest thing ive ever drawn #for context this is the entry where jay acquires the tapes and alex randomly attacks him #he survives the encounter cuz A. homosexuality and B. his blood is the best thing alex has ever tasted and he decides to keep the leftovers #jay remembers the attack as a weirdly intimate dream lol

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laniidae-passerine · 6 months ago

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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond

#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond #if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe #and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES #you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic #while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side #and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show #the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat #they want to be a rockstar’s gf #but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual #who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire #and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like #‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme #iwtv #interview with the vampire #rockstar lestat #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire lestat #daniel molloy

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lunarharp · 3 months ago

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recent edgeworth-based scribbles....he means much to me

#ace attorney tag #i'm playing the edgeworth games and they're Good. (i had distant memories of playing the first game but i like it better now.)#i adore edgeworth's inner world. i love narumitsu even more despite nick not being here bc they are perfect for each other #looking into their minds they BELONG together. my conception of narumitsu is levelling up and developing in the background of my heart #i never really cared for franziska lol but i really liked the case where they were Young. they actually do have an interesting relationship #edgeworth franziska and kay feel so familial. more so than nick & maya. these are literally edgeworths weird annoying sisters #i want to draw another homophobic homosexual kristoph & nick/narumitsu comic. i love other characters that demonstrate #through their wretchedness that narumitsu are DESTINED PARTNERS!!!! <3 #edgeworth is legitimately such a funny and precious character that only gets better with the long passage of many IRL years

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morganafayes · 3 months ago

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hello

#im right. btw. come to my beautiful world where we look at the trashfire of bbc merlin exclusively from morgana and gwens povs ❤️#love u merlin. my sinister homosexual. every girl has a villain origin story and u r it #bbc merlin #merlin #morgana #morgana pendragon #merlin memes #e.txt

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fallout-lou-begas · 9 months ago

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i am almost constantly thinking about the mountain of implication, characterization, and insanely fucked up unspoken and unknown stories that are packed into the single paragraph of this ending slide for arcade gannon

#do you think arcade ever enjoyed the conversations. or enjoyed the certainly good treatment that he got by caesar's side.#and after that enjoyment; in the moments of realization that he had let himself forget exactly where he was #or those moments of realization that he had once again unconsciously tuned out the sounds of weeping slaves #who do you think he hated more: himself or caesar? or the courier?#and who did he hate most in the moment that he grabbed that scalpel?#and by all means ask me about my theory of caesar's repressed homosexuality that he can never ever act on #just saying that imo if the tyrant of the brutal slavedriving rapists was straight then he'd have a slave girl or two in his tent! yknow??#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #arcade gannon #caesar #caesar's legion

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nenehyuuchiha · 1 year ago

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#zosan #black leg sanji #one piece #meme #roronoa zoro #zoro x sanji #it's literally them #it goes both ways #love that cene where Sanji literally takes a wanted poster of Zoro from his suit #are you walking around with pictures of your boyfriend all the time baby?#to be fair he gets lost a lot #zoro is so lost he lost himself in the character and now they're basically married #“i came back from hell to fulfill my promise to you” lmao gay #not even death can separate them #gay gay homosexual gay

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wishchip106 · 14 days ago

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“cherik isn’t canon” okay explain these to me then

and this is only xmen first class 🤨

extremely platonic friendly friends who are as close as brothers 😁😁 nothing homosexual happening here!

#mind you i’ve never looked at my brother like this 🤨#if they’re not getting arrested for homosexual activities they’re getting arrested for incest 🤨#someone tell me where i can make gifs i don’t want to steal from others 😔😔#i’m nothing but a common thief 💔#anyway being gay in the subtext my beloved 🤩#it’s not enough….#cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #xmen #professor x #magneto #xmcu #xmen first class #wish does not shut up

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ssaraexposs · 6 months ago

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Very vicious people in Yokohama...

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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maybe controversial take, but i like to think of erik being mostly a huge ladies’ man (look at all the bitches he gets canonically, he can’t NOT love the ladies) but charles is just...... this HUGE exception, lmfao. for a while he was totally oblivious to the fact that he was into charles like that but then one day it smacked him HARD across the face that their Very Special Friendship is actually romantic. he’s since embraced being a bisexual disaster but before charles he had no clue.

would be even funnier if erik and charles had already fooled around a couple times before erik actually realized he was attracted to him. who among us hasn’t fucked their completely platonic bro??

it cant be a controversial take if youre onto something my friend .....

#snap chats #now some might say that a beautiful woman and charles xavier are not that different. are they right? who's to say really.#erik spedning time with charles and getting that gross feeling in his chest known as love and just thinking #'ah yeah no this is simply because charles is an esteemed colleague of mine whom i respect immensely'#completely ignoring the homosexual ideas he has in the back of his mind he is forcibly ignoring those. Charles Is His Friend. His Ally.#but does erik want him to be more ........ dare he think it .... nay ......... he is being foolish ....#it is only because charles was the first mutant he knew .. that is why he feels so special about him... surely no other reason ...#surely not because his Intelligent-If-Not-Frustratingly-Idealistic friend is incredibly handsome with beautiful lips and gorgeous eyes no..#lowkey is canon tho .... like it is gen so funny how often these two will say Very Flowery Shit about each other #like guys thats ..... hm ..... far beyond anything id say about my friend really !!!!!! maybe im just an asshole tho idk !!!!#im still not over that bit where charles was like 'yeah erik and i spend hours if not days on the phone. our wives are very confused'#girl your wives are confused cause theyre still yalls wives they are going to divorce yall so you two can get together instead 😭😭#in any case ... always a big fan of What Are We hcs ... shit makes me laugh forever ...#wdym yall basically raise a mansion of kids and talk about being each others everythings and youre still like 'we're just friends right'#my guy can be eight inches in his best friend and still be like 'surely this what all friends do'. ridiculous. i love them.

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lefttoesucker · 1 year ago

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Not much for the beach, Johny?

Turns our he doesn't mind the beach when Ghost is around...

My babies for real <3

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paint-it-dead · 6 months ago

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you, a regular berserk fan talking about griffith's transformation: ambition too great and continuous dissatissfaction with one's reality lead to the continous pusuit of unattainable, hollow dreams and ultimately, to the destruction of one's self

me, an intellectual: the eclipse is the berserk equivalent of conversion therapy.

#griffith #berserk #griffith berserk #griffguts #implied ofc #berserk manga #they took a stage 5 homosexual- fed him sigmapilled content for years and now we have generations of traumatised manga readers #all cause fersen wouldnt bone oscar #STOP WITH THE CONVERSION THERAPY PEOPLE!!! IT DOESNT WORK #you took a perfectly(not really) good twink and made him into a demon who abuses women #LET MEN SUCK COCK. PLEASE.#as chappell roan said #comphet was the main villain of berserk all along #rip #my tags #my posts #idk what else to tag where do the kids lurk around these days

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bakersfield-row · 10 months ago

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started playing in stars and time

#in stars and time #isat #isabeau #isabeau in stars and time #isabeau isat #gay #gay.#homosexual #gay;#also I’m like #at the place where you first get tonic #so like #please don’t spoil me after that point #have a YAOIFUL night #also will try to add alt text to my posts if I remember #uh #idk if I did it good or not but I hope it’s alright #hall of fame

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