#WHAT IF HE WAS NOT REALLY A SAMURAI
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Ugh i left another lengthy reply under a comment about the assassin's creed shadows announce on youtube. I swear this shit is getting me mad.
#Damn i know a lot of people are racist BUT HOLY SHIT.#Imagine being forced to defend a choice ubisoft made because people are insane and they just hate black men that much#WHAT IF HE WAS NOT REALLY A SAMURAI#BITCH CESARE BORGIA AND CHARLES LEE WEREN'T TEMPLARS AND MACHIAVELLI WASNT AN ASSASSIN#It's not like japanese people THEMSELVES didnt produce medias about Yasuke as a samurai ....#gnagnagna ''but if the game is in japan i want to play an ethnic japanese man'' FFS THERE IS A PLAYABLE ''ETHNIC'' JAPANESE CHARACTER#But she's a woman and Y'all hate women too#Damn i hope they're forced to play a woman in a video game SO MUCH that their balls fucking resorb#I spend an entire hour writing that comment on ytb#i need to touch some grass#And eat an indecent amount of pasta#ac shadows#personal
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I think that if Miles Edgeworth were to ever have a Tumblr blog it would be entirely Steel Samurai based with a carefully organized tagging system. He posts lengthy formally worded analysis about Steel Samurai and nothing else. He doesn't check his notes. He does check his asks, because they're kind of like emails. He has anon asks and dms turned off. Someone sends an ask about his interests outside of Steel Samurai and he immediately blocks them. He doesn't have pronouns or a name to be called by in his bio. The only hint about Edgeworth's personal life is that when he refers to the death of Jack Hammer or the conviction of Matt Engarde he only refers to Phoenix as "that man".
Maya definitely has a tumblr and it has a canon Pink Princess url. She actually hoarded a bunch of Pink Princess urls long before the character was officially announced because she knew she needed to have them. Her tumblr header is "the real pink princess ask sal manella". Her pinned post has these
[ID: Two blinkie banners. The first has a lesbian flag background and says "Pink Princess is canonically gay." The second is light pink and says "PinkSteel shippers dni". End ID] (thank you @princess-of-purple-prose)
Maya follows him and sends Edgeworth asks periodically. He thinks she's a wonderful conversationalist. He has no idea of her identity. Maya is fully aware he's Edgeworth.
#og post#highlight reel#Ace Attorney#AA#maya fey#miles edgeworth#steel samurai#Maya finds his blog and is imediately like 'oh this has to be Edgeworth'#like its mostly a hunch because he lets no personal info get out at all#but he's the only one insane enough to word Steel Samurai analysis like a legal document#or at least he makes comments that make a lot of sense from the perspective that it was written by a lawyer#she knows that if she tells him she found his blog he would deactivate immediately. she archives all his posts just in case#I don't know if he'd engage in the fandom I'm on the fence. on one hand it'd be funny and in character if he keeps entirely to himself.#on the other hand it would be really funny if he accidentally follows Maya.#y#hi. i made this post like a year ago and i am coming back to finish it#i don't know what that “y” was but im leaving it there#aasocmed
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Mizu's spectacles, and the levels of her disguise
In drafting some more Blue Eye Samurai meta posts, I find myself writing out the comparisons between what Mizu can and cannot hide about herself, and how that affects how she moves through the world.
Like, I get the jokes about Mizu's glasses, if only color contacts had existed back then, etc. etc., and I think (hope) that most viewers don't take the glasses jokes seriously, as in "I don't care about the suspension of disbelief because BES is a cartoon." But I wanted to write these thoughts out anyway without burying them in a text post about something else.
I think the points I'm going to lay out here are viewed very differently by different people, so please feel free to add to this post, reply, or put your thoughts in the tags!
Not only do Mizu's glasses not actually help her that much, there's surely more to Mizu's mixed race appearance than just the color of her eyes.
In my view, this was pointed out in episode 1:
I'm willing to bet most of us were expecting young Taigen to say "blue eyes," not "ROUND eyes."
Obviously this is still about Mizu's eyes, but not even spectacles can hide their shape.
I don't think the show is obligated to point out everything about Mizu's face that isn't quite as Japanese as the people around her expect. Though the creators have said that they specifically designed Mizu - and her clothes - to read both as "white" and as "Japanese," as well as both male and female. I think there's more about Mizu's features that read as "white" than just her eyes.
This is where my own headcanons start entering the picture, but it's my impression that people can just tell that Mizu looks different, whether or not they can put a finger on exactly how.
There's the little girl who looks at Mizu and then hides on the way into Kyoto:
When there's more to your face you'd like to cover up than just your eyes, big hats are a big help!
By the way, most of these examples have to come from the first half of the season, since by the second half, either Mizu is too preoccupied with fighting henchmen, or everyone Mizu is facing knows who she is already, and she therefore has no reason to hide her mixed race identity.
It's worth mentioning that the mere fact that Mizu has to hide multiple aspects of her identity - her mixed race and her sex - results in her having to choose clothes that really, really cover her up, which doesn't win her any favors either:
(Zatoichi reference, anyone?)
If it were as easy as, for example, tying her glasses to her head and wa-lah, nobody would ever know she was half-white - then (1) Mizu would've just done that long ago, and (2) Mizu wouldn't be so on guard and on tenterhooks 100% of the time the way she's depicted in the show, even when her glasses are on.
Her spectacles sure don't help her in the brothel, which is full of observant women who are trying to seduce her, meaning they get good long looks at her:
Mizu never takes her glasses off, but they still send a woman to her who has light eyes, thinking that must be what will interest a blue-eyed man:
No wonder Mizu gets mad after this, lol
So Mizu never takes her spectacles off in the brothel, it's dimly lit inside, and the women can still tell that she has blue eyes. I'm getting the sense that Mizu putting on her spectacles isn't a guarantee that people suddenly can't tell that she looks different.
And yet no one spots that she's female.
Mizu can hide her breasts, can wear her hair in the right style, can hide what's between her legs, can walk and talk and behave like a man - and she's been doing it for almost her entire life, to the point that not only is she very good at it, but the threat of being found out as female is deadly, but isn't presented in the show as omnipresent.
Let me explain.
She threatens Ringo for nearly saying the word "girl" out loud, because while she's constantly ostracized for being mixed race, being a woman traveling without a chaperone, carrying a sword, and disguised as a man will get her killed or flogged or arrested or some combination of these things.
But in addition, it's been drilled into her since she was a child that if she is discovered as female, the combination of her being mixed race and female will identify her as someone extremely specific, someone known to some bad people, and she will be killed:
I think of it as Mizu thinking to herself, "Being found out as mixed race means I'm treated badly. Being found out as mixed race and a woman means I'm dead."
Mizu's hair is cut as a child. But she isn't made to wear a big hat, or cover her eyes somehow, or anything like that. Because hiding her sex is a more successful endeavor than hiding her race.
Ringo finds out she's female by accident, but once Mizu accepts the fact that he won't rat her out, she relaxes pretty early on in the season. Because the threat of being found out as female is mitigated pretty much 99.9%, since Mizu has gotten so good at being a man. And also, because most of the time, people see what they want to see. Even if Mizu's face makes her stand out as "not 100% Japanese," no one in the world of BES looks at Mizu's clothes, her bearing, her sword, hears her voice, and will ever in a million years conclude that she is a woman, because expectations around gender roles in the Edo period were so rigid and so widely enforced.
One detail that proved this to me is after the Four Fangs fight:
Ringo takes off Mizu's clothes so he can stitch her up, then leaves her clothes off even after he's done. He doesn't even throw her cloak over her as a blanket or anything. There's a little a straw (pallet?) as a divider there on the left, but anyone could just peek around it and see Mizu and her chest bindings. (I think it's mostly there as a windbreaker.)
And Taigen is right there, but he doesn't give a shit:
Opinions probably vary hugely on this, but my impression is that because the show doesn't make any kind of deal about Taigen being in the room with Mizu here, my guess is that Mizu isn't in any danger of Taigen thinking she's female. Even when I watched the show for the first time, I assumed that Taigen had seen Mizu out of her clothes here, and that he thought nothing of it.
Eat your heart out, Li Shang (Mulan 1998). I actually do think that this scene is a direct and purposeful side-eye to that movie, lol
There's obviously some nuance to how "severe" being mixed race is compared to how "severe" being a woman is for Mizu:
After all, Swordfather can't bear to listen to Mizu confess to being a woman.
So a Japanese man can go wherever he wants, whenever he wants in BES. A Japanese woman has limited options: marriage, religion, or a brothel. A mixed-race man is an eyesore in this story. A mixed-race woman is a death sentence.
May as well eliminate the female aspect, and do what you can about the mixed-race aspect. Because that's just realistic.
Meaning Mizu can avoid the strictures Edo society places on women. But she can't avoid the repercussions that come with being mixed race. And I truly don't think that it's just because "there's no brown contacts yet."
#blue eye samurai#mizu#racism#bes#I am truly disappointed that we didnt get absolute confirmation that Taigen saw Mizus bound chest and just didnt think it was a big deal#but I still think that scene is making a point#again I dont think most people take the glasses jokes seriously#but its been bothering me ever since I first saw them#I really dont think Mizu just looks like a 100 percent Japanese person...... with blue eyes#and I bet that will be made even more obvious when she goes to London where Im sure she will meet plenty of people#who are more than happy to point out their observations to her#also I ran out of room in this post to go into it but this is also what made Mizus marriage an absolutely doomed prospect#Mikio talks about wanting to find the right creature for his lord and well... a mixed race woman is the right creature huh#he just needed a little push imo#getting kind of sad at the thought that Ringo is the only person in Mizus life who knows her whole identity AND accepts it wholly
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what if they met way before they did
the baby
#samurai jack#sj#au#oc#paws of magic#PoM#samurai jack au#samurai jack oc#jack#mai#jack and mai#baby chinchilla real#chinchilla#back when jack wasn't named jack and mai wasn't named mai#what were their names? we'll never know#art#baby#dad#MAN LIL THING IS NOW EVEN LIL'ER#SHES LITERALLY A FCKIG NEWBORN HELP#i drew teen jack pretty similar to his current look because when you're 17 you're mostly (if not completely) done growing if I'm not wrong#BUT HE'S STILL A LIL CHILD HELP#[jack] meet your daughter [mai]#jack: H O W#poor smol jack really be struggling not to cry rn#wholesome#jackposting#radaverse
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The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason
#I am once again asking if the kids are alright bc it doesn’t really seem like they are#friendly reminder that mizu kills people ny guys including unarmed randos and one unlucky teenager pissing his pants in a corner#but sure Taigen is irredeemable. lay off my emotional support blorbo.#blue eye samurai#taigen#and hey I love Akemi a buttload but she has at least nine lives or something no way would getting robbed in the woods#running off to a brothel and getting re kidnapped go half as well for anyone else#no one ever took advantage of her it’s incredible I’m glad and all but my god those were stupid risks to take#I’m so looking forward to her political intrigue character arc but let’s not act like she hasn’t done some dumbass shit#and Mizu’s a fucking mercenary. does she kill for money? no but she killed for information and she’ll kill anyone in her way to get what she#wants. taigen as far as we know has only killed peoples in duels and fights. he’s not out ganking randos.#the point of this show is that this is not your average cartoon and none of these characters are average black or white types#everyone’s grey and it’s all delicious#enjoy it.
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the ending of blue eye samurai with taigen and akemi is so good. akemi starts the show off by fighting so desperately for her happiness, trying to keep her engagement with taigen, and ends it with making the decision to seize the power she wants for herself, to give herself her own freedom she's been denied by the men who want to control her all her life (whether ill intentioned or not). taigen spends most of the show proclaiming mizu stole his honour—his greatness—and therefore he must get it back, to keep his engagement with akemi. but by the end of it he tells akemi all he wants is to be happy; that he does not need greatness. but akemi has had enough, and she does not want to run; she wants greatness, and maybe with that greatness will come her own freedom and her true happiness.
i love a good old switcheroo, with the conflict of interest made even more interesting because taigen and akemi are supposed to be lovers.
#op#blue eye samurai#analysis#blue eye samurai spoilers#bes#taigen#akemi#do you think coming back to kohama helped taigen realize what he really wants? a quaint life isn't so bad as long as he is happy#in a similar manner that akemi being thrust back into her cage eventually lead to her realizing that she wants to rise above it all
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Now I have some thoughts about Madame Kaji. She sure is an aide to Mizu in her quest and has a certain benevolence, but she's clearly also a very flawed character, in part because of the society she lives in. She does own and runs a brothel, and that does involve having a part in the exploitation of young poor women we clearly see happening in the series. She buys young women and gets them to do sex work (and boys too apparently) ; in fact she runs a brothel that catter to peculiar tastes so that probably involves a whole lot of violences (Fowler is one of her client, and Kaji seems to have seen a lot of men who "couldn't come until someone bled"), and Kaji has probably herself been on the receiving end of that (Mizu mentions Shindo hurting her, which could have actually happened ?), since she's no doubt also worked under a madame as a younger woman. She does have a mothering aspect to her, we see it fully with Kinuyo (she allows that Kinuyo won't work as a a prostitute because of her fear of men) but she's also clearly commanding (the women seem a bit scared if her in her first scene, she hits one of them, and know how she makes them "prove" themselves - one time resulting in an injury). I often thought of the way she responded to Akemi when she met her in Edo - it seemed very callous when Akemi feared that she would be hurt or killed by the guy she was meant to marry. But it probably comes from the experience of someone who is knowlegeable about sex & how to use it to get what she wants and stay in control of situations, and who has probably suffered abuse at the hands of many clients and sees it as a natural thing women must go through. So of course there's so envy towards Akemi that the other sex workers also express. But also just the feeling she's above it because she has survived much and survived that pain. It's an unfair and callous expectation but it speaks of her experience.
#blue eye samurai#madame kaji#akemi#i cringed a bit at first#but i no longer think the show has a “the power of sex will land you on top” vibe#akemi is after all given the opportunity to leave and her husband was never an ogre to begin with#she kind of like him he's sort of sweet so she's not trying to tame a beast or anything#thought i do wonder what really happened to his first wife frankly#so let's face it madam kaji is pretty grey as a character
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underrated how laios finds shuros inability to communicate in a manner comprehensible to other human beings kind of exhausting and annoying
#dungeon meshi spoilers#The amount of hypocrisy in the feelings these two have for each other is incredibly compelling and true to actual relationships#And to be fair his inability to communicate w other ppl is very annoying and baffling#I SAY THIS WITH LOVE#But i find it sooo interesting that under all that strange objectification of toshiro as a cool samurai#laios does actually love shuro as a person and not just an idea. He has a good grasp of his strengths. He finds aspects of him annoying.#Hes willing to be vulnerable with him. He gets angry with him even tho he wont admit it to himself.#And i think thats why despite everything shuros willing to try again.#laios says he was his first friend on the island bc it was the first time he had a peer that he could hang out w without feeling judged#But i think they really were each others first friends they made for themselves in the sense that this shit is incredibly difficult#Esp the first one. The first friendship u make is gonna be a wild ride. And it was#M night shyamalan ass relationship#Unrelated but what an interesting parallel that laios gave shuro a genuine unguarded smile when he first met him#and shuro greets him w the same when he comes back to the surface#and laios smiles exactly like falin in that moment… wow… siblings
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opening the group chat for the first time today and there's like 200 new messages because everyone's Going Through It today it seems but one of my friends dropped 'I'm separating from [terrible boyfriend she's been living with for like eight years] for real this time, I just moved a bunch of stuff to my parents' and I'm losing my mind because y'all the subject changed almost immediately HEY HI EVERYBODY ELSE SHUT THE FUCK UP I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT???
#'I moved my stuff and my dog' can't leave the pup behind! 'I had to last winter and it was a big reason I wound up going back' HELLO--#was he holding your fucking dog over your head. I will kill the man?????#I DIDN'T KNOW SHE'S TRIED TO LEAVE HIM BEFORE??#I'm-- so-- okay listen. admittedly I am of course simply nosy. of course I am.#but also I have never liked david Ever. justin and I were LITERALLY talking DAYS ago about Worrying About Her being stuck with him#because she moved TO CALIFORNIA with him and he was being a piece of shit then and she had NOBODY out there#and now they're in denver and like. it's his house it's his money etc etc it's a really... logistically difficult situation#but at least she's made some friends in denver and convinced her parents to move out there so she's not COMPLETELY unsupported#like she was in CA#my point is: I'm nosey but I'm also INVESTED. I fucking hate this guy darling I've wanted you to leave him this entire goddamn time#she's talked *a little* about problems with him before but also we've been around him before and he's just generally awful#and it's. like. I'm so so so fucking glad you're moving in with your parents but also. genuinely are you OKAY--#MAN AND ALSO. EVEN IF IT WASN'T 'I HATE THIS GUY AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE BREAKING POINT WAS--'#THIS IS A SERIOUS LONGTERM RELATIONSHIP? IT ENDING IS A BIG DEAL REGARDLESS?? WHY DID WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT SO FAST HELLO#.... actually I've identified the source of my Wanting More Details#which is: hey babe are you in a phase of this where hearing about how much he fucking sucks shit would be upsetting or affirming.#because I wanna tell you how fucking happy I am that you're leaving him. because he's a piece of shit and you deserve better than that.#ARE YOU IN AN EMOTIONAL SPACE TO HEAR ABOUT HOW I AM SCOOPING YOU INTO MY ARMS LIKE THE CAT SAMURAI MEME.#AND THREATENING THIS MAN WITH A SWORD. BECAUSE HE'S TERRIBLE. CAN I GET A VIBE CHECK THERE. SHOULD I WAIT--
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Just finished blue eye samurai and if doesn’t get another season im gonna go full Mizu
Wtf was that ending.
#blue eye samurai#I wonder what’s gonna happen to taigen next season I really loved his growth#he wants happiness I wonder what that will mean for him now that akemi is entering her girl boss phase#and mizu…. he gonna slay in london#and I do mean that in the literal sense there will be blood
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Kuraima, what bands do you often listen to?
"I mostly listen to weezer and the smiths!"
#samurai duelers league kuraima#samurai duelers league#castle of nations#law of talos#endzone#(guys this is a headcannon#i have no clue what he really listens to and its been awhile since i did check the reference so sorry!!!)
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I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs
#momo must be so emotionally confused omg poor child. this guy says he is my father and treats me like his son and also this samurai who has#been acting like my father just died. and now i turned 28 and a dragon and i need to save this island or my shougnate will die. jesus#FUCKING ROB RUCCI!!! I SURE HOPE NOT ONE STRAY ATTACK REACHES THE ROOM FULL OF CP0 AGENTS!!!#now the government is going to invade wano AND TAKE ROBIN!!!!! ROB LUCCI DIEEEE!!!!! AND YOU WILL FAIL AGAIN!!!#now how tf did the heart pirates get there... who can fly on there or did they just tag along on momos tail#the dinosaur head snake???? hello?? qjdhakshsk and it worked.... sanji... 'thats what a brachiosaurus is!' well i do not think so....#wtf sanji.... so much of that wiggly dance he does with the heart eyes has brought him here...#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1053#poor killer man.... why doesnt he cut off the arm kid doesnt have... that should do it right???#jesus.... goodbye kid and law.... hawkins just hitting his head to a wall.... CUT OFF HIS ARM!!! oh no..... another self sacrificing mate..#YEAAHHH THE ARM!!!!! is he gonna take it and give it to kid akdjsksj OH HE TOOK THE STRAW DOLL!!! killer your brain is so huge..#the death card looking JUST like killer.... that was such a slay... they had this one thought out for a while.....#THE MUSIC!!! GOODBYE HAWKINS!!! KILLER OUTSERVED!!!! whats with the cutting of arms this arc.... kid now its your turn to slay (big mom)#episode 1054#sanji having an existential crisis and queen just: WELCOME TO THIS MOMSTER WORLD#having issues with his body transforming doesnt help with the transfem allegations#APOO IS STILL ALIVE???? CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!!#i was gonna say KINEMON!!! BUT I KNOW ITS THAT FUCKING KANJURO!!!!!! nami drawing the moon on his asscheek akdjsksj#KIKU AND KINEMON ARE ALIVE??? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THIS IS A TRAP!!! DON'T GIVE ME HOPE!!!#NOOOOOO THE CP0 IS IN ACTION TOO NOOOOOOOOO#they are breathing.... omg.... kiku..... ORICHI DIEEEE!!!!! i knew this couldn't end like this for her... i have been completely bamboozled#kinemon appearing like the first time... just legs.... amazing#how does big mom ikoku inside the castle are we insane... yamato can you like bite off kanjuros head off or smth... finish him off PLEASE#why do they have steel beams in kaido's castle. everything else is wood and stone. who designed this.#bepo being in law's mid episode animation akdjaksns.... thats really his beffo (bff) bepo#big mom being crushed by some beams doesn't sound right... kid should turn into magneto and start bloodbending... or repel her into the sea#episode 1055#episode 1056
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Holy shit Blue Eyed Samurai is so fucking good.
#I really wish they would just commit to Mizu being trans#everything is like she/her outside of the show but really only the shitty people in his life called him she/her#like it’s so much more interesting if he’s trans#it’s so jarring that the description is talking about a woman getting revenge and I’m like that’s a whole ass man what are you on about?#blue eye samurai#mizu
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I really liked reading this bunny’s comics and I gotta figure out how to read more of em
#Stan Sakai#Stan Sakai’s comic style is very amazing#it’s just really nice to look at y’know#the characters are the right mix of goofy and serious#specially Gen and stray dog#and the female characters are amazing#tomoe ame is one of my favs#Usagi is just a guy#he gets himself into situations every day#cant catch a break#I could positively rant about this comic for hours in these tags#damn thats what I should of done for my oral presentation instead#miyamoto usagi#Usagi#usagi miyamoto#rabbit samurai#usagi yojimbo#usagi Yojimbo comic#usagi yojimbo saga
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can you do the trio for the chart. i want to know what ur hcs and stuff are 🤫
yes!!! yes i can!!!!
now i know this looks bad for mugen and it is but it's like
he is basard (affectionate)
i hate him, but with love
does that make sense?
anyway all of this is to say: pls jin just give me a chance i'm begging u,
edit: that illegible writing on jin's sheet says "not some guy nor protag but a secret third thing" lol
#anyway i didn't know exactly how to represent this in the checkboxes#but i like the idea of jin being kind of asexual/gray ace and VERY romantic#like he falls in love a lot but is at best just kind of indifferent about sex#(i project asexuality onto a lot of my faves it is what it is#but also it doesn't seem too ooc in my onion)#i feel like i want mugen to fall hard for someone and Change for them lol#like why don't you continue to open your heart and then maybe you'll calm down#fuu i really just want to adopt as my daughter tbh#together we can play matchmaker for mugen#oh also re the question marks on fuu's sheet i just fully don't remember lol it's been a minute since i watched.............#anyway i love these kids thank you so much!!!!#samurai champloo
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Nobuyuki's event stories really have become must-reads for me. Despite the restrictions being the heir places on his behavior, I feel like the writers are very consistently giving him things to do.
#i'm always impressed by how much he manages to do#despite his being in what is likely a very frustrating position#for a character who is not really a warrior he feels like one of the most frightening characters in the game#purely on the basis of how smart and skilled he is#idk he's not a man i would wish to make an enemy of#slbp nobuyuki#slbp#samurai love ballad party
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