#Vise Versa

[zoestanleyarts]

Bunny Cerebella Vise Versa is serving drinks!🍸

[absolutebl]

Boys Over Fences 

[cyber-streak-2]

Drift, talking with Rodimus: Ratchet is quite possibly the most insufferable person I have ever met...

Drift, smiling: ...That being said, I want to spend the rest of my life with him.

[clearnachopirate]

DBD True Crime AU

Charles and Edwin's bodys are burried together.

Someone is investigating Charles' death, eventually it gets enough steam that they get permission to escivate his grave... except there's two bodys there.

No DNA match, but its way older than Charles' body, from around the time another boy disappeared... so they track down the Payne family and see if they can match the DNA.

Of course, it does.

This, of course, spurrs a massive conspiracy that the school snuck the other boys remains in Charles's casket to cover up Edwin's death.

The Payne family pays for a proper burial for Edwin, but Charles, liking that he and his best mate have been together forever literally, moves the body back, much to everyone's confusion and shock.

Que a series of more bizarre ways people try to keep Edwin's bones in place, and the boys (to Niko's amusement , and Crystal's headache) keep moving them back. Sometimes they lay the bones next to eachother, sometimes they're high fiving. Charles likes wrapping his arm around Edwin's shoulder.

On one memorable occasion, Charles was so annoyed they kept being separated, he jumbled their bones around.

Now the bones are in the British museum on display with a few words about each of the boys, (there's an excerpt from one of Edwin's journals from when he was alive. There's a quote from one of the boys who attacked Charles about what a good mate he was.)

Charles and Edwin go and visit the bones sometimes, rearranging them again and again. They eventually leave the bones behind after having them hold hands.

(Edwin defacing museum property bc 'that is embarrassing, Charles. I hardly thought anyone would ever read that.' He also obviously crosses out what Charles's "friend" had to say.)

(There's one podcaster who is convinced the two met time travel style and fell in love, and they can't even be separated in death. She's practically laughed off her show, but Niko loves the show.)

[emdeerm]

*Insert that Spiderman meme*

So, we see a lot of "DComics exists in Danny's world and he knows about the Batfam".

And I raise this:

"Danny Phantom exists in the DC universe and Damian knows a lot about Danny because he was forced to watch a cartoon by Richard. Who loved the show."

So, Danny ends up in the DC universe (bad reveal or something else - your pick). He knows about this place. He is an avid fan. He is a little confused at first about what version this is (a mix. It's a mix of favourites) but otherwise he's having fun.

That is, until Robin pulls the stunt where he comes upto him and speaks to.him about things he really shouldn't know????

[covesdadappreciation]

Liz: So, how's parenthood treating you?

MC: Good. I didn't expect this much crying though...

Liz: Don't worry, that's normal for babies

MC: The baby? I was talking about Cove

Cove, sobbing from the next room with the baby: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

[mon-chef]

My favorite thing about sydcarmy fic writers on AO3 is the way everyone has collectively decided that Carmy is a CHAMPION eater. He does it often and he’s apparently very good at it.

Seriously like every fic I’ve read, has him practically begging Sydney to let him go down on her lmaooooo.

[cyber-streak-2]

Frenzy: Don’t make fun of me. If I didn’t wake up tomorrow, you’d never forgive yourself!

Rumble: I’ll risk it!

[mrgaretcarter]

[the-primordial-archivist]

I find it adorable that Chiron probably calls people 'my dear' because apollo says it all the time and because they spent sm time together (apollo adopting chiron canon??????) it became a habit he never lost.

[pocketsniper]

this is canon fnaf lore. trust me.

[braxix]

Eleond: Can someone get me some tea?

Gil-Galad: You already have a drink.

Elrond: Yes, but I want tea not whatever this is...

Gil-Galad: You don't know what you're drinking?

Elrond: Hot chocolate, I think.

Gil-Galad: Are you sure about that?

Elrond: No. The cup had my name on it and was set out on my countertop so...

Gil-Galad: Elrond...

Elrond: I'm now 75% certain that it's only hot chocolate. The other 25% is for poisoned hot chocolate. And you don't poison hot chocolate! It's sacrilege.

[batmobilestires]

Dick referring to Damian as “his Robin” is his way of calling him his son, there i said it.

[tsireyqs]

so i saw your stepmom! neytiri and stepdad! jake fic but what about them both together 😏🤭

basically neytiri is all over the reader after everyone leaves but jake comes back to see neytiri all over the reader. reader starts freaking out cuz they got caught but neytiri is not even fazed cuz she knows that jake has been spying on them and has also masturbated to the moans whimpers of his sweet step daughter🤭

wait wait wait hold on,, this is actually genius

imagine stepmom! neytiri keeping you pinned beneath her as she's between your legs. her lips start at your knee trailing lower to your inner thigh, just narrowly missing over your wet cunt before she does the same with your other thigh. she whispers praises against your skin, telling you how pretty you are and how much she loves hearing her name leave your lips.

when she finally swipes her tongue over your clit, you couldn't help the cry that spills out of your mouth. one of her hands reaches up to knead your breast as she moans at the taste of you. her tongue works skillfully on your cunt and you don't bother to conceal your noises. with neytiri, you had learned that being vocal would always get you rewarded.

you and neytiri were too lost in your own little world to notice jake not so subtly watching from behind the curtain of your room. his cock twitches as he listens closely to your pretty little whimpers, his hand gliding down to palm over his hardening length.

his nimble fingers inch under the cloth and wraps them around the base of his cock, watching as you writhe and squirm under neytiri. he was nearly salivating at the sight. his hips jerk into his hand, imagining it was yours instead.

a quiet huff escapes his lips, making neytiri still her movements on your cunt. her ear twitches in his direction and she smirks against you. "i know you're there, jake." she says.

you were too fucked out from neytiri's mouth to even notice him. you scramble to cover yourself and attempt to pull her off of you. however, neytiri's hold on you was firm, her fingers digging into the plush of your thighs.

she places a kiss on the inside of your knee, "relax, honey," her fingers swirl over your clit. she gestures to the pre-cum soaking his loincloth when he finally steps in. "looks like he's enjoying it." she teases before she dives back in between your legs.

you relax as your eyes trail over jake's figure and your pussy aches at the sight of his clothed cock. his fingers toy with the hem of the fabric, long digits still coated in his own arousal. a small smile flits on your face and you giggle, your hand reaching out to him.

he was nearly floating as he inches closer to you. your delicate fingers wrap around his when he kneels down to you and you shift to lean back on your elbows. you take his long fingers into your mouth, sucking the remnants of cum off his fingers and you hum when you see his tail swish aggressively behind him. "hi, daddy."

jake leans down to cradle your face in his hand and kisses your forehead. "hi, sweetheart," his thumb rubs over your cheekbone as his lips ghost over yours. "you've been a good girl for neytiri, hm?"

you nod weakly into his hand, a gasp leaving your lips as neytiri plunges her fingers into your sopping cunt.

jake smooths a hand over your hair, tucking a stray braid behind your ear and he chuckles, "of course you have. our best girl," he undoes the ties of his loincloth and lets it slip off his body. his hand engulfs yours as he guides you to his cock, hissing when you swipe your thumb over the slit and pump your hand experimentally. "there ya' go, baby. just like that.”

[basil-does-arttt]

something something one of the reasons Nero went out of his way to stop the shit twins from killing eachother on the top of the Qliphoth - besides not wanting to lose his family 5 minutes after discovering them - being that he didn't want Dante to lose his brother like he lost Credo all those years ago