#I’m talking about p*ssy y’all

[mon-chef]

My favorite thing about sydcarmy fic writers on AO3 is the way everyone has collectively decided that Carmy is a CHAMPION eater. He does it often and he’s apparently very good at it.

Seriously like every fic I’ve read, has him practically begging Sydney to let him go down on her lmaooooo.

[tonycries]

BODY-ODY!

Synopsis. Jujutsu powers aren’t used just in fights…sometimes they’re there to make you absolutely lose your mind.

Pairings. [SEPARATE] Gojo x Reader, Sukuna x Reader, Choso x Reader, Geto x Reader, Nanami x Reader, Toji x Reader

Content. MDNI, fem! reader, ínnapropriate use of jujutsu techniques, INSANE Gojo, breéding, heats (Choso), spítting, cúmplay, marathon séx, slight jealousy (Toji), creampíe, canon Sukuna lactatíon, FÉRAL boys, ratio technique, limitless, extremely neédy Choso, exhíbitionísm (Geto’s), pet names, swearing.

Word count. 5.6k

A/N. Hope y’all have a wonderful new week, I’m eepy so I will eep <3

♡ TOJI FUSHIGURO - The p*ssy killer!

With Toji’s strength, it was inevitable that he’d break seven bed frames, three couches, and four desks. Unapologetically. 

And with the way he had you like this - splayed out like such a slut on your drenched silken sheets, swollen cock pistoning in and out of your sloppy cunt so easily in that mean mating press he had you folded in - you knew he was well and fully intent on adding to that list. 

“Toji-” you’re gasping over the protesting creaks of the mattress. “S’gonna…”

“S’gonna what, woman?” he rasps out, bringing his ears millimeters away from your pouty mouth. Not even stuttering, smooth taunts falling from his lips each time he bullies his fat length into you. “Can’t hear you over this- damn- bed-”

Another wrecked snap! of wood nearby makes you squeal urgently, clawing for mercy at Toji’s toned hips, “-break! S’gonna break!”

Dark brows furrow in sultry concentration, that tiny scar on Toji’s lips quirking up in a devilish taunt when he gifts another harsh glide of his fat tip against your honeyed g-spot. “Damn right m’gonna break you.”

You don’t get the chance to correct him - you didn’t even need to, because he knew what you meant. He knew. But it was just so fun to shut up those cute lil’ whines of yours. Wrapping two big arms around your thighs to hike them higher up his muscled shoulders, Toji chuckles when you get even more soaked at the feeling of his abs flexing against your skin.

“Heh…s’bad manners to lie, y’know.” Shivers run down your spine at his sweet little scold, only making his grin grow wider. “Ya like bein’ thrown around me like this? Pretending to care about some- fuckin’ bed when all you really want is f’me to ruin this cunt?”

He’s speaking with such confidence - bleeding out from his grunts and churning into each hurried, jagged rut of his cock against your gummy cunt. Using that inhuman strength from his heavenly restriction to maneuver your hips and figure out which angle has you making the sweetest noises. 

You narrow your eyes to meet his glassy one, “M’serious, th-the manager at the ngh- furniture store was concerned last time.”

This earns you a soft smack! right on your sopping slit, Tojis rough palm feeling over the bulge of his massive cock, the hole you were milking him with. Forming a glossy, possessive sheen down his wrist. “You dare talk about another man while m’fucking you like this, doll?”

And, honestly, that desperate wobble of your lips almost makes him feel bad for the way he’s teasing you. Almost makes him wanna cave in and fuck you slow and sensual to save both you and this bed you both had picked out only weeks prior. 

Almost. 

That is until you open your pretty mouth to snap, the words babbling out delirious and bratty. “Well maybe he wouldn’t make me hngh- b-buy a new bed every month.”

Oh. 

That does it. 

You keen when his movements come to a torturous standstill, painfully hard cock stretching out your plush walls to every ridge and curve down his cock. And you can’t help the way your pussy pulses at the low, visceral growl tearing from your boyfriend’s mouth. 

Teeth bared, back muscles flexing as he raises his head up, up, up-

SLAM!

In a split-second, one of Toji’s arms had come down to bang against the already-rickety headboard. Letting a few sluggish seconds of his absolutely animalistic gaze devour you from your dazed, widened eyes to the snug cunt that was sucking the soul out of him - before the bed frame sags on one end with a defeated groan. 

“Whoops.” his words come out in a feverish grunt, eyes half-lidded, pupils blown. “Don’t worry, m’paying tomorrow when we buy a new bed, n’ I can ah- help this manager find you a new one.” A promise - an apology for later.

Still stuffed so deep inside you, he’s securing one arm around you, easily holding you snug against his toned body when Toji gets off the bed - with you hanging onto him in tow. Choking out a gruff, “But for now…”

“F-fuck you’re so deep-” your jaw slacks open to moan sluttily into Toji’s toned pecs, gravity making his greedy thick head slide in so deep to nudge at your cervix. Filling up every nook and crevice of your sweet spots. Molding your cunt to the shape of him. 

And the only response you get is a few sultry, lingering thrusts. His eyes only darting his hazy gaze around the room- shit, where was that desk again? Right, he’d broken it last week. And the loveseat- Ah, that was just last movie night. 

Well, with a low rumble vibrating from his chest, that’s all it takes for you to be spread so shamefully on the bedroom floor. 

Toji’s pushing your face to the cool hardwood, a toned thigh stopping your needy bucking hips, the other keeping your legs open for him to bully back into your hypnotic cunt. Sloppy. Going right for that rhythm from before. 

“Better cum before I break the floor too, huh?”

♡ NANAMI KENTO - BULLSEYE

“Ken~”

“No.”

“...p-please?”

“Nope.”

It’s been like this for far too long now - with you bent over your husband’s home office desk, being absolutely pounded into the various work documents he really should’ve been focusing on instead. 

Of course, there was the speckled yellow tie currently digging into your wrists, pinning them both behind you uselessly as if you were some elaborate sex doll for Nanami to plunge his achy cock into. Though, that seemed to be exactly what he was doing.

And he was holding back.

“B-but Ken–” you’re letting out a thick, sultry whine of his name. Teary lashes batting back at the towering man, “I promise I won’t run away this time.”

His response comes out as a rough grunt, “That was what you hah- said last time before it got too good.” A large hand coming up to thread between your tangled wrists, using the leverage to pull you back onto Nanami’s unforgiving ruts of his length. “And the time before that.” Spearing you about halfway along his swollen cock, he’s splitting your poor pussy open. “And the time before that. And right now.”

As if to test your little resolve, his free hand comes down to kiss your ass with a deliciously resounding smack! 

And he’s only humming in satisfaction with your absolute mess of a less-than-composed response. A low gurgle of Nanami’s name in your throat, legs trembling when they fuck down onto his thick cock. Down and up as much as you could, stuttering as if to run away from the burn.

“Shhh shhh, s’okay, my love. You got it.” he’s hushing your moaning cries, soft palm coming to soothe the sting - and the inevitable handprint. “Jus’ like I said- how are ya gonna handle the ratio technique if you can’t handle that?”

“I will.” Is your stubborn response - as expected. 

But to your surprise, your husband only grins, “Thought so.” Using the tie to pull your cunt back to grind deeper against him, “How about this, darling-” Nanami propositions, hips halting down to slow, shallow circles around your gummy walls. Swiping at the sweet spots he hits effortlessly, he whispers. Low and just aching for the type of trouble you always get him into, “-try not to run away before you cum this time  n’ I might consider taking off these for the next round.”

And then, there’s a sudden shift in the air. It suddenly becomes thicker, almost suffocating. You wince at the sudden feeling of atoms around you standing at rapt attention - before that expression is quickly morphing into one of such bliss when Nanami’s fat head slams straight into your g-spot.

Lingering, nudging against your sensitive spot just before it becomes too much before he’s reeling his hips back to do it again. And again. And again and again and-

“Ken ohhh fuck- oh my god-” you’re going cross-eyed, drool dripping down your mouth with how fucking good it felt. That divot at the gummy tip of his cock branding onto your bundle of nerves. “F-forgot how much I love your technique.”

“Oh, I know.” you can hear the grin in his voice over the crackle of jujutsu. Tugging harder on the restraints at your wrists, “Anything for my wife, after all.”

“Then would you hah- ngh- untie me so that I can touch my lovely husband?”

This earns you another gifted smack! to your ass, and an even harder jam of his thorough cock pistoned right at your magical spot. “Not a chance.” He’s absolutely ruining you from the inside out, and you feel like you’re melting with each expert graze of his veins against your honeypot of sweet spots - not missing even a single one.

Your ass is recoiling against Nanami’s sharp hip bones now, leaving a faint heart-shaped print on his hardened abs. Tufts of blond tickling your searing skin, twitching balls slapping against your forgotten clit.

“F-fuck.” your voice wobbles when his scarily accurate aim is making your ravaged cunt cry out in lewd squelches. Drowning out the strain in your voice when you whimper, “That all you got, Ken?” 

“Perhaps.” he huffs slyly against your ear, still pulling back on your restraints. “It’s real a wonder you’re not hah- runnin’ away, yet. Aren’t ya close?”

It wasn’t a question he needed to ask - Nanami could feel the way your slick walls were channeling around him, massaging and convulsing depravedly with each plunge. So fucking wet it was forming a lewd little puddle down to his heavy balls.

So ready.

So near. 

“I-I am.” you admit, gingerly shoving back onto his mean cock as much as you could. Somehow, every minute movement hitting at your weak spots, leaving stars behind your lids.

Oh how you wanted to buck away - the feeling too good that you wanted to run. Nails digging sharp grooves into the expensive wooden desk, knees weakening pathetically. Honestly, it was a wonder you weren’t falling on sorry legs on the floor right now - it wasn’t, because if you were in any better state of mind you’d have registered Nanami’s strong arm under your stomach, holding your entire weight up easily.

“Then cum.” he grits out, absolute need lacing his tone. “Cum f’me - and don’t run away, my love.”

So you do - and you couldn’t run away even if you wanted to. Because he’s securing a vice-like grip on his tie, holding your back flush against the sweaty panes of his muscled torso. Legs unable to move anywhere but back into him as Nanami fucked you through your high. 

Nanami groans at the feeling of you cumming all over his achingly hard cock. Squeezing and trying to milk out the fucking life of him. “Hah…how gorgeous f’me.” He kisses away those tears of overstimulation rolling down your face, though, he’s still nudging against your bruised sweet spots inside. “Now, s’time for you to hold up that bargain, darling.”

♡ GETO SUGURU - “T-the cult leader?”

That cute, wide-eyed little question of yours makes the gorgeous man in front of you chuckle. A deep, slow baritone that sends shivers right down to where he had you sat on the outline of his thick, straining erection.

“Of course I am.” he purrs against the shell of your ear, shuffling you around so the drenched excuse of your panties was making a mess on the damp spot at his leaky tip. “What about it?”

“Well then why-” you look over your shoulder at the rows upon rows of Geto’s cult members. Faces still, expressionless. Bowed at the waist to look at the floor - but still ever-present. Murmuring in confusion, “-why can’t you tell them to go?”

Another sultry smile. “Oh, gorgeous.” He swipes the tip of his fingers at your syrupy juices, promptly stuffing his mouth full of your heady taste. Moaning so hedonistically, “They’re here for you.”

And then Geto’s shuffling around the expensive robes of his yukata, having you bouncing precariously on his lap when he frees his achingly hot erection. So so red and angry. 

It’s all you can do to bite back your embarrassment when he’s dragging your sloppy cunt all over that veined length of his. Jolting when a hand of his smushes your cheeks together in a pathetic pout,  “Look at me.” he muses, dark dangerous eyes boring into yours. “They’re your welcoming party, after all. Don’t worry, you’re only mine to see n’-” Pecking at your lips in an innocently languid kiss, “-I’ll kill them if they look.”

Right as he says this, Geto’s slipping his fat head past your sopping slit, such a sinful expression of ecstasy taking over his delicate features at the first taste of your heavenly cunt.

“O-ohhh fuck.” he groans, hips coming up in bullying little thrusts to lodge himself inside. “Mmpf- my girl’s cunt feels s’fuckin’ good. How the fuck do you feel this good?”

You’re panting at the sheer stretch - the feeling of your puckering hole being split apart so blatantly - and for hundreds of others to see. Candied lips coming up to graze his in a messy clash, “My girl?”

Ah, just hearing those words echoed back to him has Geto thrusting up mindlessly into your plushy walls. A hand coming back to circle around your clit pooling your juices back on his addicted fingers. 

“Yes-” his long tongue darts out to catch those drops of your slick. Before diving back in again- and again and- “My girl. My pussy. And every one of these little worthless pigs are going to know that now.”

You could practically feel the wave of shudders that run through your audience. But a quick glimpse back showed that they all stayed firmly rooted to their spot, eyes trained on the luxurious carpet of Geto’s hideout. Whereas you were shivering for a whole other reason - because Geto’s lengthy fingers are back to toying with your poor cunt. 

Two of them spreading out your puffy pussy lips to show off how greedy you were being - the way your dripping cunt couldn’t do anything but milk Geto Suguru for each and every one of his delicious inches. Taking him so well as he pounded up lazily into you, making the fat of your ass jiggle with each calculated pump. 

It’s so filthy - so agonizing. 

He noses up your racing pulse, “Heh, I can tell ya liked that, pretty. You just go so much wetter, almost drippin’ onto the floor.” You weren’t - yet, simply forming a glossy mess of slick all over the cult leader’s distinctive robes. “So sloppy I bet they’ll see soon.”

“But you said-” you’re choking when a particularly hard thrust has you clinging onto his broad shoulders for stability. Fingernails blemishing his worshiped skin with red, raw marks gifted from you. “-said m’only yours to see.”

Oh, how he knew you’d be fucking fun.

There’s an almost reverent pitch in Geto’s throaty rasp, “You’re right.” As if seeing you for the first time - and he’s just ramming into you with a greedy grin. “So fuckin’ right.”

Geto’s dick is so girthy that it fills out every crevice inside your pussy that you didn’t even know existed. Balls a rightfully sinful side of heavy that made a loud smack! ripple throughout the otherwise deathly quiet room. 

“You’re mine.” he whispers, strained like he was losing a bit of his sanity with each press up against your spongy cervix. “N’ I should fuck you like you are.” Which had Geto teething down your jaw, your earlobe - sharp canines digging hard when he bites down at the crook of your neck. Enough to draw blood, to break skin, to have you screaming out for- mercy? More? But he’s already plowing on, “N’ everyone here will accept it.”

He lets out such a lovely moan in tandem with yours, head thrown back when his thrusts get untimed. Sloppy. Glistening with need and slick as you mewl, “S-Sugu m’close m’gonna cum-”

Bang!

You whirl your head up to see Geto with his free hand held out, eyes wide, crazed - glaring intensely at something over your shoulder. Something you don’t get to see, because he’d tilting your head back to his in a romantic gesture.

“Told you I’d kill them if they looked.” He breathes, over the distinct growling of his rainbow dragon. Kissing gently at your lips, the tip of his fat cock colliding into your g-spot. “Now, where were we?”

♡ CHOSO KAMO - Like an animal

There was something that no one in the jujutsu world spoke about the most advanced curses - something hidden. Something dirty. Something that had you crying out where you straddled Choso’s fat cock, big bulbous tears rolling down your cheeks, throat shot when he was stuffing your poor pussy full of his fifth orgasm this rut. 

“Please oh- please.” Choso whines, hips stuttering up into your gummy depths. Strong arms circling your waist to hold you still while his fat head paints your walls white with thick streams of his seed, “Take it- fuck fuck fuck jus’ take it for me.”

Each sloppy half-thrust is all he can manage to drag you through your own climax, lips falling into a soft oh! at the dredges of your sweet sweet juices slobbering down his shaft. 

“Baby…” Choso starts, greedy eyes just devouring that sinfully creamy ring now forming around his soaked hilt. His Adam’s apple bobs as he gulps, voice cracking at the end, “I think-”

And you know that tone. You know what it bodes for your sensitive cunt. Reminded that it’s currently that time of year for your poor curse boyfriend. When something dark, and primal pokes its head out. Aching to touch you, to breed you - killing him to make you his. 

So you’re gasping out in disbelief, “Cho- what! Again?” Scrambling to perch your hands on his pecs and sit up, “The heat’s still not done?”

You don’t get very far - because he pulls you back onto his body with a possessive tug. Looking up at you with big, teary eyes, “No.”

His syrupy words are coated in desperation, a few octaves higher than normal as he murmurs against your open lips. “N’ it’s a rut, baby. All m’gonna wan’ ngh- do is fuck this cute pussy.” he coos, a slick-glossed fist dipping down to squeeze out the last few beads of cum out of his base and into your overspilling cunt. “Don’t think I’ll ever be done- not until she’s properly bred. Not until- fuck m’not gonna- get out of this alive.”

As if he hadn’t just wrangled out another overstimulated high, Choso’s bucking his hips up sloppily into yours. Toned back arching off of the cotton sheets - soaked and absolutely ruined with pools of your sin. 

Over and over and-

“But Cho–” you babble out when his girth is thrashing back at those sensitive areas inside that he’s mapped out so many times before this. “I think I’m not gettin’ out of ngh- this alive.”

In his barely-lucid state, Choso’s taking this as a compliment, flashing a crooked, pussydrunk grin up at you. Face flushed a pretty pink, strands of dark hair sticking to his forehead when he bats his heavy lashes, “Mhm.” 

Then he takes the opportunity when your lips fall slack in shock at his response to plant a steady stream of his spit. Missing purposefully to thumb away the splattered sheen of him along the corner of your swollen lips. “N’ you hah- not going out until g-get this cute pussy pregnant, m’kay?”

The notion is so dizzying that for a moment you don’t believe him. He doesn’t wait for your response - doesn’t have to. 

Back to his mind-numbing addiction of spearing your heavenly pussy on his angry cock. Like he couldn’t stop himself.

Again. And again. And again and again.

And he thinks you look so pretty like this - steady gushes of his cum dribbling down your shamefully spread puffy folds, thighs pathetically shaky trying to keep up with his frenzied tempo. 

A whiny ah! ah! ah! leaves your mouth with each kiss against your ravaged g-spot.

“Cho- I don’t think- ngh I can cum again-” your heavy lips part open to moan. Feeling so raw everywhere. “Are you really gonna-”

“Say it.” he begs. Two hands of his coming up to knead your sensitive tits, running his thumbs in awe over your puffy nipples. “Say it- say it please-” He’s attaching his pretty pink lips around one, cheeks hollowing while he sucks as if trying to draw out something delicious. “Please, ma.”

Fuck - you don’t know what you’re getting wetter at - the lil’ nickname or the way Choso’s dancing a hand down to draw sultry, purposeful circles. Syrupy slick saturating all over his toned pelvis with each ram of his hips.

You’re keening, “Are you fuuuuck jus’ like that- are you really gonna fuck a baby into me? Or die trying?”

“Let’s see…” he lets out a low drawl, quieting down to let your obscene squelches take over. Music to his ears, drunk off of every sound with every harsh piston of his hips. Loud. He gives your clit a hard pinch, grinning, “Yeah. My girl’s pretty cunt says I can.”

It only takes a few more hard crashes of his thick head against your sweet spots before you’re clawing at the headboard, the sheets, him - just anything to hold onto an ounce of your sanity while you’re cumming and cumming and cumming so hard you can’t stop. Wave after wave of your high being dragged out of you.

And if you couldn’t stop - then Choso wouldn’t. Whispering praises slurring together and sticking against your mouth as he spills his potent seed into you once more. 

Wispy strings filling all the way at the back of your pussy while he fucks you through your high. Milking himself on you like some cocksleeve - addicted. Needing to breed you.

Which is why, when his spotty vision catches a trickle of his own seed out of your bloated pussy, Choso’s clicking his tongue. Thumbing your swollen folds further apart, he gives your clit a slow rub to wake up your droopy eyes. “Rut’s not over yet, ma.”

♡ RYOMEN SUKUNA - Got milk?

“Tch. Stubborn lil’ thing.” the king of curses lets out a proud noise of disagreement - but you catch that tint of red on his high cheekbones, the way his swollen tip twitches wildly against your gummy walls. “S’not gonna work.”

The only response he gets is a cooing hum, your fingers dancing over Sukuna’s pecs to squeeze and grope at the curve of muscle.

So hypnotized with what you’re doing, it’s almost embarrassing for him. And all he can do is tighten the greedy grip he has on the fat of your ass, sliding your sopping cunt down, down, down until your throbbing clit scratches against those tufts of pink. Sitting so prettily on his throne.  

At the site of your lewd entrancement, Sukuna scoffs in frustration, “I told you, brat. I don’t know if you’re already fucked dumb on my cock but- ngh–” 

And oh the great Ryomen Sukuna whines - he whines, such a pretty noise that makes your elastic walls tighten around his rock-hard shaft. Rutting up deeper into your pussy so mindlessly mean when you wrap your pretty lips around one of his puffy nipples. 

“I know what you said, Kuna.” your voice sends vibrations all the way down to his needy cock. Leaky and angry where he was dragging inside your cunt. “But I also know what I heard.” Sucking. Harsh. “And a little birdie told me that someone can make milk-”

“Fuckin’ Uraume.” Sukuna spits, hips picking up the pace now that he has the answer he’s looking for. Long fingernails leaving neat little marks on your skin, “N’ you seriously believed that shit?”

And then he’s making your back arch more, kicking out your thighs even further to spread over the stretch of his girth. Fucking deeper and deeper until he was sure he was massaging at every inch of your walls. 

Managing through pure hissy rage to punctuate each ram of his shaft with threats, “Don’t believe that fuckin’ rumor I swear I’ll kill-” The words die in Sukuna’s chest when he’s snapping his pussydrunk head down at you - the same chest you were still pawing greedily at. “Oi, what did I tell ya?”

When you don’t make a move to remove yourself, he’s dancing a hand down to toy with your neglected clit. Forcing your dazed mouth to pull away. 

“I-I don’t know, Kuna.” you purr, still gasping for air. “Because-” You roll his raw nipples between your fingers again - desperate. Making him hiss. Glassy eyes snapping down to the way he was fucking you so filthy now. “-you seem to love this.”

And he can’t deny it - can’t make up any excuse for the way he was bouncing you along his fat veiny length like some cocksleeve. Pussy lips kissing him tenderly, thick head gliding across your cervix. Sinking into your drenched cunt so desperate. 

Yet, he grits out, “Won’t work.”

“Will.” you smirk, still teasing his pecs the exact same way he’d do with your tits. 

“Won’t.”

“Wi- hah-” your words are being gulped down by Sukuna’s sharp canines nipping on your lips. Drinking in your heady moans with every bullying thrust into your walls. Soft pads of his fingers thumbing at your clit, your puffy folds, pushing himself deeper and deeper. “You’re so unfair-”

That drags out a ragged grin from him, the wet smack of skin-on-skin music to his ears at this point. He’s wiping away the excess drool on your lips from your antics, “Maybe you’re just too gullible. So why don’t you hah- put that pretty mouth instead to-”

And then it happens. 

Your cockdrunk eyes manage to focus on that tiny, beading pearl of white at the very tip of Sukuna’s mouthwatering nipples. Without a second thought, you surge forwards, reattaching your lips with his ravaged skin. 

“O-oh fuck-” he shudders, fingers stuttering where they were drawing obscene circles on your clit. “Wait fuck oh- fuck fuck fuck, brat.”

That’s all it takes for him to cum. Balls squeezing so fucking painfully as Sukuna cums harder than he has in the thousands of years on this Earth. Mashing his cock into you, drawing out every lengthy spurt of his seed to paint your cunt white. 

“Take it-” You don’t know if he’s talking about his cum or his milk. “Fuckin’ take if you want it so bad.”

Each shrill profanity has him reaching deep into your gummy core, bowing his body further to your greedy mouth. The sobbing wet smacks of your lips having him humping you fast. Messy. 

And shit anyone would faint if they saw the infamous king of curses like this - if he didn’t kill them first, that is. 

You, however, his favorite lil’ human, was having the time of your life. Thick globs of cum smearing down your thigh, forming a slippery coating where you were sucking him through his high. Sukuna’s sweet sweet milk treacles down your lips, rich and syrupy. So much that it was spilling down onto lewd little puddles on the curve of your tits. 

“Oi, fuck you greedy little slut.” Sukuna coos at your ravenous pursuit, the way you were pinching at his pecs for more. “Don’t waste- ngh- any of it.”

And upon seeing that grin of yours - that devilishly smug, white-glossed smirk - Sukuna all but forces your lips to crash against his. Hips fucking up menacing - still so pointedly hard, while he tastes himself. “Don’t think m’not gonna make you pay back tenfold for this embarrassment, brat.”

♡ GOJO SATORU - Sanity? Optional.

You wondered just how high the kill count would be.

In the hundreds? No, you fear, when your boyfriend slams your apartment door open, eyes hooded, glowing. Barely getting a word out before he’s pouncing on you like a wolf starved, ripping off that useless excuse of shorts with only two fingers.

In the thousands? Probably not, you think, when he doesn’t waste a moment before shoving the entirety of his angry, leaking shaft into your sloppy hole. The only apology you’re getting for the moment being a few praises and whispers of “buying a new pair of shorts for you.”

In the hundreds of thousands? Maybe, you muse, when immediately Gojo is smearing his fat tip against your cervix. Sinking his way into your heavenly pussy to wreak havoc on you where he could be going out of control and destroying a few cities. 

“Nah, millions.” His slow, sensual purr is ringing in your ears, and you have half the mind to wonder whether Gojo had a mind-reading technique, too. Greedy lips dragging up to mouth over your thumping pulse. Dangerous. “Might just take out hah- this whole fuckin’ city if it wasn’t for this ngh- sweet pussy hypnotizing me.”

Each and every babble falling from Gojo’s candied pink lips are followed by some of the meanest thrusts. Having his tight balls smack against your ass, running his mouth as mindlessly as he’s fucking you into the living room couch he happened to find you in. 

You’re gasping when his long fingers come down to give your poor clit a buzzing tap! Sending sparks with the very dredges of his jujutsu. 

“T-Toru what happened?” you’re managing to gasp out, your ears popping at the pressure of the air around your two. “Why are you so-”

“Feral? Out of control? Maniacal?” he fires off, a devilish grin spreading with each suggestion. Eyes wide, tinged with an electric glow, voice breaking desperately as he plows on, “Absolutely fucking losing it?”

If either of you were in a better state of mind, maybe you’d have noticed the way that lamp on the edge of the coffee table exploded. Shards of glass flinging across the room and stopping short where Gojo had limitless poring over the two of you.

“Well, you see…” he’s humming so sing-song, large hands coming up to wrangle your thighs onto his broad shoulders. Gnawing down on his worried bottom lip when he’s trying to squeeze himself impossibly deeper inside you, “-I had a bad day.”

“That’s it!?”

Those startled words are bursting from your lips without any thought. And they have Gojo narrowing his eyes at you like a predator cornering his prey, teasing grin curling down into something almost garish.

He hikes a muscled thigh up, fingers tightening around the plush of your thighs. “Yes, that’s it.”

It’s quiet - barely audible, even - followed by a low thrust that reaches you all the way in the bottom of your pussy. Somehow bruising - Gojo’s fat tip clashing against your g-spot, your cervix, so hard it makes a broken whimper drag from your shot throat.

And this seems to jolt him back to his senses somewhat, that furiously depraved glint flickering in his summer blue eyes. “Oh, sweetheart.” he sighs, crashing his lips against yours in a sloppy mess of teeth and spit. “Couldn’t stop hngh- thinkin’ about you all day. Couldn’t stop wanting- needing-”

He’s cutting himself off with a pained groan, back to having the soft pads of his fingers roll over your clit in humming, sultry circles. Little buzzes of his electricity going right through your veins. “Fuck, s’all I thought of even when- hah- fighting. Just you, my girl, waiting at home f’me to stuff you full of my cock.”

Sloppier. Incessant - just milking himself on the dripping channel of your cunt. Deep, lingering thrusts that have you missing him every time he’s reeling back. A few stuttering pops of bones have you spitting out slobbering little pleas into Gojo’s panting mouth, gummy walls sucking him in so good. Clamping down until it was almost difficult for him to ram into your greedy pussy. 

Honestly, whatever shreds of your rationality wondered how the fuck you two were still unharmed, still having no bones broken - it was because of his reverse curse technique, you later learn.

But for now all that was going through your honeyed, oversaturated mind was how full you were of him and only him - until you could barely even breathe-

“Hey hey now.” His words a smooth coo, not betrayed just how ragged his hips were. Another few smacks of his ruthless fingers right down your sopping slit have you wrenching your eyes back up at him. Your poor clit getting caught in the crossfire, leaving lewd smears glistening all over Gojo’s palm. The overhead lights flicker, illuminating little blue specks of lightning as he kisses gently on your forehead, “F-fuck- keep up, pretty.”

Somehow, you manage to gasp, “Keep up?”

“Mhm, because m’not fuckin’ done until I pass out.”

The words are pushing you over the edge, and before you know it, your velvety walls are squeezing around Gojo’s engorged cock so tight. So heavenly as he fucks you through your high - not even bothering to ease you into it, he couldn’t.

And it only takes a few silky whines of his name out of your mouth before he’s beading out pearly white spurts of cum. Overspilling into the snug channel of your pussy, thick seed gushing out as Gojo shoves it deeper and deeper to decorate your walls. His snowy brows knit together when he cums and cums so fucking hard it’s like something bursts.

And something did - every single lightbulb within a fifteen mile radius of your apartment. 

But you don’t notice, too caught up in Gojo’s syrupy sweet hum, “Well, m’not passed out yet n’ since the electricity’s gone I guess there’s only one thing to do, huh~”

A/N. LMFAOOO Toji acting like he can afford to buy another bed smh. Also the way Sukuna being able to lactate is canon?? Gege you hoe.

Plagiarism not authorized.

[theeternalwombtarot]

how does your person view intimacy with you (18+)

i.

This could be someone you’re in a relationship with or someone who really loves you, whose really infatuated with you pile one, I’m hearing they go out of their way for you, they bend over backwards for you. To get to you. To see you. You could be a water sign or this person is a water sign. This queen of cups energy really has to do with emotions and being compassionate and caring but I also see it having a lot to do with you just having really good p*ssy or really good d*ck or something but im getting that a good amount of you are feminine energies and may be women. Someone would go to jail behind it, go to jail behind you. You might drive this person crazy this person is really impulsive about you and they aren’t like that for anyone else. You bring out a side of this person that’s reserved only for you.

I’m hearing this person saying you get them there everytime. I hear this person saying you’re magic or your body is magic. This person could have a lot of fantasies about you as well that has me thinking of that unreleased song by Ariana right now that’s really popular.

I fantasize about it all the time

If you were mine

I'd give this p*ssy to you, nine-to-five, five-to-nine

Try to behave, but I'm feelin' some type of way

That just ain't me

I’m kinda getting with the rest of the lyrics that some of you could be seeing someone else or dating someone else right now and this person might not have seen you in a while or they’re waiting around for you to break up with person so they can see you again. They just can’t wait to see you again. Idk this person feels like this person doesn’t deserve you. I hear them saying “they can’t f*ck you like I do.” Or like that song that goes “ya’ll don’t look right together. You look like mines forever.” This could be someone who really likes you, who could be want to be more with you but they kind of take you when you let them have you and they don’t ask for more because they don’t wanna look silly or they don’t want to look/feel ungrateful.

I see this person dissatisfied with anyone else they’ve been sleeping with or been talking to. They wanna indulge in you pile one. You could also be unhappy where you’re at as well you could’ve been receiving other messages and tarot readings talking about this person, you could’ve dreamt about this person recently or seen something they posted on social media and it got you thinking. I’m getting that there’s a lot of unfinished business with this person as well. The divine might have plans for the two of you or when you guys see eachother again they may have something they wanna say to you.

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ii.

You and this person could share mutual attraction or mutual love for eachother. You or this person could be a fire sign. I’m getting a lot of fiery, passionate energy, I’m sitting here having hot flashes. This person could really enjoy kissing you or you really enjoy kissing this person. Lips are really significant this person may think you have really nice lips or even just have a really nice mouth. You can be really good at oral. I’m hearing this person thinks about getting head from you very often. They have flashbacks they start reminiscing. I’m getting this person may zone completely out in public thinking about you or the intimate moments you share and someone has to come in and snap them out of it.

Yes, this person really craves you I’m getting. Probably more than they can handle. This person may have a lot of stamina or may be hard to keep up with, you can keep up this person, you can match their energy and they really like that about you. I’m hearing you guys have very sloppy and passionate moments. I’m getting hot weather. Y’all could like to do it in public, broad day. Y’all like to get creative. You could know this person to be very easily aroused by you as well. Like they could just look at you and be ready to go because they’re just so in love with you. This person loves your face and your body. This person could be really attracted to your chest as well.

I’m hearing this person is ready to pop up on you, run to you at any moment of the day about the intimacy you have. I’m hearing any time, any place by Janet Jackson. I hear this person has really deep feelings for you pile two. They may try to keep themselves away from you because the relationship you share or the energy they hold on a regular basis can be really complicated or heavy and they don’t want to burden you with it. I see them trying to see other people or trying to fill the void you leave them with and nobody can do it like you do, like they don’t turn them on the same. Someone is saying you have a magic touch too. I almost typed magic trick. You can have a lot of tricks or be really skilled at the things you do. I’m hearing this person is so glad to have you like you make them feel like the man or a natural woman!!

Yes, you and this person may be in separation right now. Growing separately, releasing baggage and healing. This person could mean a lot to you or you mean something to this person. I see this person trying to keep themselves busy to try to keep their mind off of you. Sexually, emotionally. I see this person coming to you very respectfully the next time they see you though pile two. They don’t want you to get the wrong idea, they don’t want you to think they’re thinking of the wrong things or objectifying you because they see you as so much more than a body and the beauty you hold. This person holds something really sweet in matters of the heart for you pile two. It’s a win-win.

I see this person wanting to spoil you as well. This person could be really possessive over you as well. They don’t want anybody else to have you and their really serious about it.

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iii.

I see this person having a lot of passion for you. Like I’m hearing it takes everything in them to hold back and not put it down on you or tell you how they feel, show you how they feel. I’m getting rocket by Beyoncé, let me sit this a** on you, show you how I feel. I see this person trying to be gentle and patient with you, trying not to impose anything on you or take you without you being sure and ready for that type of thing with this person. This person really values you, you could’ve known this person for a long time. They can think you very innocent or very fragile I’m getting and they don’t want to ruin that or take that away from you before you’re ready. You could be a virgin as well.

This person could tell their friends about how they feel about you, or really be in their heads about what they want to do to you or how much they wanna romance you. I’m hearing they feel like you know how they feel based on past interactions with them but because of some sort of situation between the two of you that’s caused a lot of stagnation and deep contemplation between the two of you , you don’t think anything of it or you don’t think they crave you the way they do. This person could secretly be very fit, this person could probably do a lot to you. lol idk why I’m getting “a lady in the streets, a freak in the sheets” idk this person may not reveal the way they get down in public or they keep it under wraps, or people may severely underestimate them but in reality they got that good good. If this person is a guy he’s got it going on if you know what I mean but not a lot of people know and people don’t think he does.

I’m hearing this person saying, “let me show you something.” They give the energy that they just wanna lead or they wanna take control and you follow their lead and go with the flow. Like they know what they’re doing. Aw, but I’m getting this person really wants to reconcile with you or apologize for something or make amends. Their really unhappy with the condition of you guys connection at the time. You guys could not be on talking terms or in separation. This could be a soulmate connection as well. I’m hearing “missionary cause his/her face is pretty.” Both of you could be generally very attractive people and well sought after. I’m getting there are people watching this person they have all these options but they’ve realized you’re who and what they want. This pile makes me wanna giggle. Like it’s so cute and sweet.

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Soulja Boy Blasts Tory Lanez For Shooting Megan Thee Stallion And Calls Out The Rap Industry For Not Showing Her More Support [Video]

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Soulja Boy is blasting Tory Lanez and calling out the rap community for not supporting Megan Thee Stallion.

Just a few weeks after Tory was found guilty of shooting the Houston hottie, Soulja Boy has found time to express his opinions on the verdict.

In a recent Instagram Live, the “Crank That” rapper called Tory a “l*me a** n*gga” and a “b*tch” for shooting Megan.

“You want to shoot bitches in the feet n*gga? Yous a p*ssy n*gga,” Soulja said. “And when you get from jail n*gga you know where I’m at. You got a problem n*gga I’ll beat your b*tch a** n*gga. Don’t never rap over none of my beats, don’t never freestyle over none of my beats. You trash n*gga. Your music trash.”

In addition, Soulja further showed his support for Megan and called out the rap industry for not sticking beside her during the trial.

“Y’all n*ggas out here shooting b*tches and ain’t nobody gone say nothing? I’m the only n*gga in the whole rap game that’s gonna say something? Ok, cool,” he added. “Well, Tory Lanez you a b*tch. You a b*tch n*gga on me,” he continued. “Y’all watched this n*gga shoot this b*tch and everybody said, ‘He aint do it.’ Man, f*ck y’all l*me a** n*ggas”

On December 23rd, Tory was found guilty of three counts of shooting Megan in the foot in 2020. The Canadian rapper guilty charges included felony negligent discharge of a firearm, assault with a semiautomatic firearm and carrying a loaded and unregistered firearm. Tory will be sentenced later this month. He faces deportation and 22 years in prison.

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Boyfriends Best Friend PT.1 ~ E&D

This is a fanfic I wrote a while ago so I’m just posting it and I hope y’all enjoy 😭

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Y/N POV

I was at home with my boyfriend of 3 years almost 4 next month, Donnie. We met in high school in the beginning of high school and started dating in the 10th grade. I thought he was really hot and sweet when I started talking to him. But, we were waiting for Erik to just hang out as friends , me and Erik are friends , I met Erik through Donnie because they have be friends since elementary so for a while, so Donnie walked downstairs since he was upstairs and I was downstairs eating food, "Babe, I'm going to the store to get snacks so if Erik comes , just let him in." Donnie said going to the kitchen " okay babe, I will." I said and Donnie came around to give you a short��passionate kiss and left the house.

After he left, you went to put on comfortable clothes on and went back downstairs, trying to find a movie to watch and 5 minutes later, you heard the doorbell ring. You got up to open the door and knew it was Erik so you swung the door open and their revealed Erik. Now, when you first met him you thought he was cute or whatever but a year later and some, he got hotter and whew Chile, anyways, Erik was smiling and said " hey y/n" with his deep voice that was so sexy. "Hey Erik" you said as you hugged his torse and he wrapped his arms around your waist. "Come on in and by the way, Donnie went to by some sna-" you got cut off by Erik kissing you deeply and rough, you thought about pushing back but you kissed him back and a few seconds later, you pulled away.

"What was that for Erik?" You asked as you looked at his dark brown eyes deeply. " Y/N, I've always wanted to do that since we met through Donnie and your just so beautiful, smart and a intelligent women and I've always wanted you but never got a change because Donnie got you before me and now is my chance." Erik said then looking down and he truly meant that and I know it so I'm like f*ck it , I feel bad for him but then I'm going to feel bad for Donnie because I've been with him the longest but I'm going to give Erik a change to have me for now.

I started to kiss him again and then it got heated into a makeout session " Jump" Erik said seductively in my ear and I jumped into his arms and walked up the stairs and he was so strong carrying me and Donnie's shared bedroom, but, he threw me on the bed and hovered over me to connect our lips again.

"Strip" Erik said while standing up off the bed so you got up and took off your pajamas shirt and shorts leaving you in your laces bra and panties. Erik was already undressed and only in his briefs.

He was staring at you up and down and then said "Damn, my best friends girlfriend looking fine naked" ( omg 😭 okay keep reading ) Erik says so sexy and his body is so hot with those scars and those biceps (🥵). He pushed me on the bed and went down between my legs and looked up at me for permission , I nodded and he took off my lace panties " Damn" Erik whispered but you heard it so you smirked in your mouth( if that makes sense) and he just starting eating you out and I felt like I was in heaven on how is tongue was working my clit and his plump soft lips around my p*ssy " OH MY GOD ERIK FUCK" I yelled that anyone who was in the house can hear " I'm gonna cum Erik , fuckkkk" I said and then came.

"Now it's my turn princess" Erik said. So I got off the bed as Erik goes to lay on his back on the bed.

I crawl on the bed to meet his face and kiss him, then kiss my way down to his growing budge. I start to tease him by only putting my mouth on the tip, "stop teasing me Y/N" said Erik but I stopped teasing him after a couple of minutes then put him in my mouth.

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"Ughhhh yes Erikkkkkkk" said Y/N moanly loudly, "Fuck" Erik grunted while blowing my back out (omg😳) after a while I hear my phone ringing, "Pick it up" Erik said while his thrust going faster "I can't d—ooo that's fuck but okay" Y/N said while picking up the phone and answering Donnie "Hey babe"Y/N said while breathing heavily, "Hey baby so was there any particular snacks you wanted while I'm here?" Donnie said while looking through the aisles. Y/N looked back at Erik to slow down but Erik kept going "Hello?" Donnie said over phone not hearing his girlfriend speak, "Sorry I was looking for something but um yeah some—Takis chips and Oreo's please" Y/N said then whispered "fuck" after she said that because she was getting pleasured by Donnie's best friend. "Okay we'll see you when I come home, I love you" Donnie said over the phone. "Love you too babe" Y/N said then hung up and screamed "SHITT, This feels so fucking good Erik". "It's does huh princess?" Erik said then grunted. "Yes daddy" Y/N whined

"I'm home!!" Donnie yelled throughout the whole house.

TBC...

[smutsonian]

if Drabble requests are still open how about the reader is insecure about her body, especially her p*ssy and bucky just goes to townnnnnn cause he’s mad she feels like that 🥵💕

drabble about bucky eating that kittykat

bucky x reader

warnings: smut (just oral y’all), i’ll tag this as dubcon, angst, this shit is str8 up trash, i dont like proofreading, i hate this lolol

word count: 800

an: hell fuck ion have any idea about what im fucking doing

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You gagged on his cock as you forced him deeper in your mouth, eager to give him his release and earning a sense of pride when you found him throwing his head back with his eyes closed as he emptied himself down your throat. He looked down at you before licking his bottom lip and grinning. “You’re such a fucking sight, doll.” He pulls you up before attacking your mouth with his, eager to taste himself in your mouth. He groans in between kisses before you finally pulled away from him and started to reach for your top when he grabbed your wrist.

“What’re you doing?” He pulls you closer to him before looking at you with a raised eyebrow. “Getting dressed?” You answer but it sounded more like a question. He chuckles humorlessly before pushing you gently down the mattress until you’re fully seated. “I don’t think so…” He grins before pushing your shoulders until you were completely laying on your back. He presses a kiss on your lips before moving to press a kiss on your neck. He continues kissing down your body until he was just below your belly button. Realizing what he’s about to do, you stopped him. “B-Bucky… Don’t—”

 “I’m just returning the favor, doll.” He leans down to kiss your abdomen but you stopped him again, fully sitting up and shifting away from him. “You don’t have to do that.” You looked at him and felt embarrassed as he looked at you with confusion mixed with hurt. “Really, Buck. You don’t have to. I’m fine.” You could tell that he knows that you’re bullshitting him. “I just want to make you feel good, baby. You’re always so generous with me but when I offer, you always seem so fucking terrified. A-am I— Are you afraid of me?” He choked on his words as he stepped away from the bed, moving cautiously as if he would scare you away.

 You immediately go over to him but he stepped away from you, keeping a healthy distance between the two of you. “Bucky… It’s not like that. I-I…” You gave up on the idea of walking over to him and sat back down on the bed before sighing and covering your face with your hands. “I can’t— I don’t like… I don’t think you’d like it…” You stumbled out and then gasped when you felt a harsh tug on your wrists before being faced with a frowning Bucky. “What the fuck do you mean?” He hissed through his clenched teeth.

 “I mean that I don’t fucking like me and I definitely don’t think you’ll like me. Especially down there!” You felt so humiliated but you had to let it all out. It was a breath of fresh air and if he leaves you, you wouldn’t even be surprised. It’s just like ripping the band-aid type of situation. “I really like you, Bucky…” You began, being calmer this time around. “I mean… I don’t want you to leave me just because—” You let out a huff when your back was suddenly pushed back down on the bed.

 You looked up to see Bucky scowling at you as he hovers over your body. “Oh, doll... I can’t believe you would fucking think like that!” He presses a hard kiss against your mouth before pulling away. “I fucking love you so fucking much!” He presses another kiss on you before leaning back again. “And to hear you talking shit about yourself just fucking infuriates me. You’re my fucking girl and you’re so fucking beautiful.” He presses another kiss on your lips before moving down. He skillfully takes your pants off, slapping your thighs when you tried to kick his hands away as he did so. “I’m going to show you just how gorgeous you fucking are.” He hovers over your core before pushing your thighs apart and leaning down to kiss your clit and licking it while he stares back at you.

 You looked at him, waiting for the moment that he’ll pull away and leave you but he stayed, face buried between your legs. He watched you as he continued licking your clit before enveloping it with his mouth and sucking as he continued lapping the bud with the strong muscle called his tongue. You saw his eyes lightening up in joy as you let out a moan before grinding yourself against his mouth. He doubled his efforts until you’re a shaking mess under his mouth and pulling away after helping you through your orgasm. 

You were trying to even your breathing when he swiped his fingers through your wet slit that made you jump before gently moving and pressing it against your lips. You obeyed and sucked on his fingers before he pulled it away and replaced it with his lips. He groans against your lips before pulling away and giving you a hard look. “You see how good you fucking taste? Everything about you is perfect and I won’t stop until you fucking see that.” He caresses your face before kissing your lips and falling down beside you to pull you against his body and into a warm and loving embrace.

[samirah-the-valkyrie]

Donald Trump + ☕️ - goddess-of-youthfulness / pollux-wine-child (Would not let me me go anon) P.s I just wanna see how this goes lol

*Phew! I got oneeee* I’m not American, so I really don’t know much about him, except his racist tendencies and trophy wife, obvio. So, I probably won’t be able to say much about him, cuz clearly I have not suffered oppression in his Presidency.

*Also I’ll probably lose some followers over this, but if I was given the choice, I’d always be a democrat.*

This guy! Where to start with him? Lets take him one by one - 

~Physical Appearance - Y’all know where I’m going with this. The obvious fake tan, the wig made from dog fur, the hilarious facial expressions, I could go on and on. Not at all presidential. I know that you Americans probably didn’t have great choices in presidential candidates, but why did you not choose Hillary? Donald Trump is basically the sweeper guy in Ratatouille who accidentally becomes a chef, and can’t do the work on his own. Trump’s that guy, only faker, and with a more Racist and probably sexist personality. And he looks like a bleached eggplant.

~Personality/Social Image - Remember Stormy Daniels? I just bought her book, bcuz I wanted to read her side of the story, which she was forced to hide. I won’t say much about her, cuz like I said, I don’t know the guy enough to talk about him/ his mistresses. But he’s a pervert. I just remembered his phrase “Grabbing girls by their p*ssy” and the fact that he said this during his term makes me sick. Is this your president? In the year 2019, when such female starrer movies, and various projects are being embarked upon by girls, and girl love is an important project, how can you people tolerate a man like that, showing such disrespect towards girls and the female genitalia in general,sitting in the white house? 

And remember he first few months when he first got elected, there was news and headlines regarding killings of Indian people? Of the old man who went for a walk, and when he was returning, he was shot by a white guy, just for wearing his headgear (the traditional punjabi headgear is sorta compulsory for menfolk).

Or one of two engineers killed by bullet wounds to his skull and other parts because he was Indian, and the WHITE SON OF A BITCH shouted “go back to your own fucking country” over his dead body. 

Why do I remember this? I remember this because when it happened, I was 14 and always wanted to go to USA, to settle. And when I read about this, I cried. If this is how I was gonna be treated by these so called superior whites, then is my going there really…….needed? What is the point of America being the centre of the “modern” culture? Is the modern culture shooting anyone who doesn’t fit your idea of a person? And what I clearly remember about this ordeal is that it happened during the reign of Trump. And I don’t think I’m forgetting all of that any sooner.

So, anyways, I don’t have a great opinion on him.

If anyone has a problem with what I’ve written, or you think I should change my opinion about him, then follow these 2 steps - 

1. Unfollow me

2. Tell me your url so that I may block you

3. Block me.

[obeetlebeetle]

Do all the dnd asks!

1. A favorite character you have played.

done!

2. Your favorite character that someone else has played.

o my god.. this is so hard, my group makes really good characters! for each of them:zach - nickels!! trauma child kenku weirdo who sold their soul to talk.. who grew up to be an angry pirate who adopted a child on impulse.ari - lael, obviously. they have a half-elf complex, a good chunk of their personality is being the kid that catches lizards, and they have a robot arm.lemon - honestly? jj devinyl. i mean, john mulaney as a tiefling cleric who loves his wife and is also going completely insane? yeah.bree - i.. love layla. she’s a good-aligned cleric to an evil god and her and kellan are the cutest couple in dnd tbh.connor - guardian is a robot.

3. Your favorite side quest.

o fuck!! y’all.. it’s bufo. it’s the fact that my talking toad npc was so lovable that they unlocked the quest in which his mother hunts him down and tries to kill him so that she can live forever. they killed her ofc and bufo was untransformed into a handsome.. halfling.

4. Your current campaign.

i’m running a murder mystery set aboard an airship! with strong cosmic horror elements! and i’m playing in a large-scale epic about spies caught up in the very start of a continent-wide war.

5. Favorite NPC.

also a very hard question. on one hand, jean is my actual boyfriend and also a literal angel assassin. on the other hand, nika is a child god trapped in an amulet whose super god power makes people trip which is so fucking funny. back around to the first hand, which is now the third, aengus is so well-done as a villain that he’s almost scared me in my real-life actual heart and yet he’s an a huge loser with breakup trauma, which is objectively also so fucking funny. on my fourth hand, fela is my most important npc who i’m probably in love with and she’s been in every one of my campaigns. on my FIFTH hand--

6. Favorite death (monster, player character, NPC, etc).

done!

7. Your favorite downtime activity.

done!

8. Your favorite fight/encounter.

that time nasuada beat lumley up in her own dumb-ass head, and lumley’s response was to find this super hot.

9. Your favorite thing about D&D.

getting together and spending time with my friends! or maybe that it lets me be creative without the stress writing gives me.

10. Your favorite enemy and the enemy you hate the most.

fav enemy is def aengus!! like wow he’s fucking terrifying!! and i hate yin&yang the most, they were so creepy and cruel and they were never really punished.

11. How often do you play and how often would you ideally like to play?

i dm once a week these days, and i play sporadically. thesis year has been hard on me! but ideally i would love to dm twice a week and play in one or two steady campaigns, or dm once a week with regular one-shot sessions!

12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.

o.. there’s a lot?? my favorite is “honeyclaw pissed on lenthol” bc our barbarian thought it would be a good idea to climb into the robot piloted by the “big bad” (or so we thought at the time), and then to sell her bluff that she was looking for the bathroom, she just...... pissed herself >:(

13. Introduce your current party.

as a dm: lael (half-elf magitechnician who bases their mad science off of cool bugs); guardian (robot paladin on his third life, basically robocop with light existential crises); senhora (brash and kind-hearted by turns, an elf who [REDACTED] before becoming a ranger and bonding w a wolf); jj devinyl (a tiefling cleric who does stand-up comedy and loves his wife); and percy (an android with identity issues, driven by curiosity, and love for magic, and literally no qualms about threatening to kill her friends).

as a player:rowan (the last prince of a lost kingdom and also the saddest, gayest boy in town); ko&kokumo (my elf boy whose soul split in two after leaving his warlock patron, driven by nosiness and romance respectively); honeyclaw (a tabaxi pro-wrestler who deserted her life as a child soldier, pissed on lenthol); peitho (the surprisingly wholesome god of sex, was kinda into the tactics of being a spy before he got distracted by p*ssy); and lumley (the dumbest baby lesbian ever o my god, she’s the daughter of a powerful river goddess and she still can’t get a date).

14. Introduce any other parties you have played in or DM-ed.

that would take me one million years.

15. Do you have snacks during game times?

yeah!! traditionally we take a halfway break at 9 and all go get snacks together, it’s great.

16. Do you play online or in person? Which do you prefer?

i prefer in person, but we play online a lot, and we’ll have to be only online once we graduate.

17. What are some house rules that your group has?

we round up score mods from odds and we don’t pay attention to like.. most of the little rules. it’s more abt the storytelling. (which is why we may switch to a different system if i can seduce them away.)

18. Does your party keep any pets?

o yeah, i think almost every group has had an animal companion. and if not, zach always plays a furry.

19. Do you or your party have any dice superstitions?

a lot of us roll specific sets for each character! 

20. How did you get into D&D? How long have you been playing?

i got into dnd in high school bc i liked a boy who watched community, and then i watched community, and the dnd episode fucking rocked. never got past making characters and one botched attempt at a session. then in my first year of college, i joined the dnd club and i’ve been playing since! so like, three years and some change.

21. Have you ever regretted something your character has done?

ya lol i play very much how my character would act and tho that usually goes well for me.. ko wanted to break his pact with aengus despite the Consequences and i didn’t. but overall i think the outcome has been a lot of fun!

22. What color was your first dragon?

silver! just introduced them, actually!

23. Do you use premade modules or original campaigns?

all original, baby.

24. How much planning/preparation do you do for a game?

a ton. as a dm i write........ a lot. i want to have a lot of vivid characters, solid plots, and a huge interwoven world. so my docs are always huge and take me months to finish. 

as a player i do less bc players just inherently have far less to do. but i still try put a ton into really developing my character so i can play them more naturally.

For DMs

25. What have your players done that you never could have planned for?

in my first campaign, i used a lot of weird memory spells to keep characters from remembering the big bad, because him being unremembered was a HUGE plot point for me. i had two different groups playing in the city at the same time, and one of them.... had this dragonborn who just liked to talk to plants and who hated nobles, and who fucking cast MAGIC MOUTH on their FANNY PACK to record that big bad so that it COULDN’T BE FORGOTTEN. MAGIC MOUTH. THAT’S THE SPELL THAT BROKE ME.

26. What was your favorite scene to write and show your characters.

i’ve really liked a couple, but i know i haven’t topped the finale for my first campaign. after finally the groups finally came together and killed Shargaas, the city began to crumble around them, and they all watched me set a ten-minute timer for them to figure out how to get away with their lives.

27. Do you allow homebrew content?

o yea, i adore MFOV particularly.

28. How often do you use NPCs in a party?

o there are always a couple kicking around.

29. Do you prefer RP heavy sessions or combat sessions?

we don’t really.. do... that second thing....

30. Are your players diplomatic or murder hobos?

yes.

For Players

31. What is your favorite class? Favorite race?

o fuck. uh probably wizard. and i love................. half-elves.

32. What role do you like to play the most? (Tank/healer/etc?)

i really like long-distance damage dealers.

33. How do you write your backstory, or do you even write a backstory?

i always start with a concept and then i just write an entire novel ell em ay oh.

34. Do you tend pick weapons/spells for being useful or for flavor?

done!

35. How much roleplay do you like to do?

like, 70% rp, 30% jokes,

[beaisms-blog1]

what’s up! it’s ya girl ... skinny penis..but HONESTLY it’s zeno and i’m here to bring you the gorgeous leigh-anne AS my gurl bea! 

if i were to use a vine to describe bea ... it’d be that one where one guy is playing heart and soul on the piano and the other is hitting that SWEET naenae but a bonus vine? iS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN P*SSY? YES, A REALLY GOOD BOOK!

enough small talk tho! let’s get into bea and what she’s all about!

━★ ( leigh-anne pinnock, female, she/her ) hey, that’s ( beatrix “bea” owens ), who’s lived here for ( five years ). the ( twenty-twenty ) year old is known to be ( easy-going & caring ) but you’ll find that they can be ( blunt & unpredictable ), too. i heard they work as a ( chef at joey’s pizza diner ) and ( hold on ) by ( alabama shakes ) always seems to be playing around them. ( beaches, late night, freshly baked cinnamon rolls, tennis skirts while not playing tennis  ) ━★ ( zeno, 21, central, she/her ).

here’s a lil more about her!!

her full name is ofc beatrix but she literally never goes by it it’s always bea { BEE-UH }

she’s adopted !! (if ya want her to be in your fam? def hit ya girl up !!) we can get a cool lil fam plot going on !! 

she graduated from college this past may so she’s out here truly thriving and surviving! it was such a huge deal for her to graduate bc !! she studied journalism ! she does a LOT of writing in her spare time

but her first love is cooking! (it’s why she’s a chef at the pizza diner) she’s literally that person who is always cooking and always wanting to host parties so she can cook for mass amount of people (and she will do that get ready)

her childhood was pretty shitty honestly but she never likes to talk about it shes one of those people who always want to live in the moment and just want to be better than she was the day before!

she’s just a really chill person she gets along with everyone unless someone gives her a reason not to like them 

however her humor is kinda weird she has this weird blunt humor BUT she never means to intentionally offend people !!

she’s a v fun person to be around she’ll try anything once so if ya need an adventure buddy? SHE’S YA GIRL!

LOVES LOVES MUSIC!! tell her your fave song pls she loves new music!!! she listens to a lil bit of everything !!

also she really loves hugs shes def a hugger she will most def hug ya

she’s a dancer too! if she’s not cooking, she’s learning a new dance!! (she also teaches dance so COME TAKE SOME LESSONS)

and i think that’s all !!

i got a few connections right here for ya!

best pal: this person (could be male or female) is just truly bea’s other half!! they are always there for each other no matter what!

childhood friend: maybe they were in foster care together at one point? OR maybe they just became friends after they were adopted! we can figure that out!

roomie(s): she lives by herself right now! but she would love to add one or two more people to the mix!

through dance: OKAY so this would be someone she teaches dance with or someone she usually bounces dance ideas off (probs someone who also hearts dance OR just someone who is willing to deal with her annoying them about dancing with them)

adventure time: that person/people that are ALWAYS down to get into some exploring or some random adventures with her! it could be just as simple as taking a scenic lil drive somewhere 

that’s all i have for you now! if you have connections bea could fit DEF let ya girl know! or if you wanna plot at all go head like this!!! love y’all excited to get in here!

[youngandhungryent]

City Girls Talk “WAP”, Say Male Rappers “Threatened” By Women Dominating The Charts

Source: Prince Williams / Getty

The City Girls are weighing in on the “WAP” controversy by sharing their own experiences of being explicit in the music industry.

On Wednesday (Aug 12), the City Girls appeared on The Breakfast Club morning radio show to discuss their latest album, City On Lock, and the journey through the music industry where they spoke on some of the biases they’ve encountered.

While speaking on their experiences, JT shared that from their perspective most of their male counterparts aren’t comfortable when women are dominating the charts.

“I feel like men are just threatened about the women kind of dominating right now cause they are so used to being in control of putting the women on records. Now, when women are starting the team up and doing it without them, it’s like now, they got so much to say,” JT said. “Because, back then, you gotta get on a hot song with men to go number one or to even chart. But, now, women are just doing it themself.  They’re always gonna have something to say [because] it’s just going to be a whole different era.”

The duo also pointed out the double standard when it comes to how female rappers get criticized and dragged for boldly speaking out about their sexuality in their music while male rappers’ lyrics get a pass.

“I think it’s just like a threat. They want to say its trash, it’s not good, [or] it’s about sex, sex, sex,” JT continued. “I can’t say I’m gonna go around and shoot up nobody because I’m not going to. I’m just talking about how good my p*ssy is or how I feel about myself.”

Yung Miami added that men who are criticizing need to look at their own misogynistic lyrics, before taking to Twitter to call out fans who tried to “bully” her into changing her mind

“I say shut the fuck up, period. Like just shut up,” Yung Miami said during the interview. “They’ve been talking about this for years for decades, so why is this a problem now.”

Bitch and I openly supported Cardi plenty of times but what y’all not finna do is bully a bitch NEXT https://t.co/8Mnxj2pc8E

— Yung Miami (@YungMiami305) August 7, 2020

In addition to talking double standards, the “P*ssy Talk” rappers drummed up controversy of their own by revealing their dating standards when it comes to men pursuing them, after noting that men with no money will get no love.

“I’m not dissing broke men, but I’ve never talked to a broke man in my life,” Yung Miami said. “To talk to me a man has to have a certain amount of money and there’s nothing wrong with that. Folks feel a type of way but I say that because broke men love to act rich but I’m like if you want to act rich why not be it.”

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My brothers don’t let the @citygirls make you feel bad. I remember when I first heard TLC “No Scrubs” it motivated me to get my life together, as well as a Biggie line “Being broke at 30 give a nigga the chills.” So let this be your motivation! We all doing this from scratch and I can’t wait until a broke nigga sweeps @thegirljt off her feet!!! It’s coming!!! Full interview with @citygirls on @breakfastclubam @youtube page now!!!!

A post shared by LENARD (@cthagod) on Aug 12, 2020 at 8:52am PDT

Check out the full interview below.

source https://hiphopwired.com/897666/city-girls-talk-wap/

[womenofcolor15]

RUMOR CONTROL: Megan Thee Stallion Goes LIVE To Give Details Behind Her Viral Mugshot – HERE’S THE REAL STORY!

A mugshot of Megan Thee Stallion surfaced online and now she’s spilling tea on how she got it. The details in the arrest report claim she assaulted a family member and people began spreading rumors that it was her mother, who is now deceased. Meg addresses it all. Watch inside.

It appears Megan Thee Stallion’s past has been dug up and a mugshot has surfaced on arrests.org.

According to the information provided in the arrest details, the Houston Hottie (real name Megan Pete) was arrested on March 19, 2015 for “assault causes bodily injury family member” in Travis County, Texas.

Check it:

  Megan thee Stallion reacts on Ig live to newly-surfaced mugshot: https://t.co/rU443rZYh3 pic.twitter.com/k87nreKM8j

— Snobette (@TheSnobette) February 11, 2020

  The 24-year-old rapper (above at the Coach runway show in NYC recently) caught wind of her mugshot being shared on social media, so she hopped on Instagram Live to the details behind the mugshot.

“It’s so embarrassing but I’m a real b*tch, so I don’t give a f*ck. So, I saw my ugly a** mugshot. My mugshot is so terrible. It’s so horrible,” she started off saying in the Live. “I was like 19 or 20 and I was in college."

The REALER rapper said she was at SXSW with her then-boyfriend and found out right then and there that he had a baby behind her back. In fact, the baby had already been born. Naturally, she was upset and started getting physical with her boyfriend.

She said she was trying to walk away, but he kept pulling on her and didn’t want her to leave. At the time, she thought that “toxic sh*t” was cute, but she knows better now. She said her boyfriend took her phone and stomped on it, so she didn’t have a way to call any of her friends. She said somebody called the police because they saw them arguing. Someone saw them fighting and called the police. She said the police just so happened to “pull up while I’m punching” making it look like she was the aggressor. She admitted their relationship was a “beautiful and toxic” relationship.

”I had a beautiful toxic relationship. It was fun, but it was bad,” she said.

When the police asked her if her boyfriend hit her, she said no because she didn’t want him to go to jail. She said she’s a “black queen” and was trying to hold it down for her “black king.” The police asked him if she hit him, and it was a different story.   He allegedly said yes, making claims she hit him in the eye, so they locked her up.

The “WTF I Want” rapper ended up spending two days in jail before she got bailed out.

“Them [sic] was the worse two days of my life!,” she said.

She said she was scared and didn’t want to call her now late mother, Holly Thomas.

When she got to the jail, she had to take off all her clothes, including her belly ring. She said she was sad and depressed while she was behind bars.

In the jail she was in, she couldn’t call numbers that weren’t in the city, so the only person she could call was her boyfriend. When she called him, instead of them talking about how to get her out of jail, they argued about the baby he had on her. They called her grandmother and she got out of jail.

Once released:

”After them two miserable ass days, guess where I go? Back to his house. All my stuff is there,” she said.

She admitted she hit him because he was pushing her. Eventually, she said she broke up with him after she found out the baby was in fact his.

“Once I love somebody I’m stuck with them. You going to be my n*gga for life,” she said.

She said she saw someone on the Internet say the reasons she went to jail was because she assaulted her mother and that she’s drinking so much to “hide the pain”

”B*tch, I be drinking because I like to drink, h*e. I like to turn up. Don’t bring my mother into this. That’s not cute,” she said.

If you didn’t know, Meg’s mother, Holly Thomas, died in March 2019 from a cancerous brain tumor. Also, her grandmother died the same month.

“This time last year my mom got sick, so it’s super sensitive right now,” she noted.

As for why the arrest was listed as an attack on a family member, Meg said she doesn’t know why since this involved her boyfriend.

”That n*gga not my family. That b*tch and her baby is his family,” she explained.

She said she’s not fighting men anymore because “a n*gga will snitch on you quick. If a n*gga come at you crazy, you got to go. It’s not cute and it’s not fun. I’m not going to jail for no more n*ggas.”

Welp.

The “B.I.T.C.H.” rapper also addressed folks coming up with rumors about men she’s messing with. Most recently, she was romantically connected to rapper G-Eazy after she posted a video of him kissing her on her cheek while laid up in the bed together.

By the way - The Houston Hottie said "stop talking about her p*ssy because she’s tired of having press conferences with y’all every week."

"She [her vagina] not dealing with nobody. We don’t have no boyfriend. None of these n*ggas is my boyfriend. Can a real b*tch turn up? Do you know you can hang out with multiple n*ggas and not be f*cking them? You can. It's fun. You should try it. It's fun. Go have a drink. After I get off work I like to have a drink."

Check it:

Photo: Samantha Deitch/BFA.com

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23 statements Floyd Mayweather made about Conor McGregor leading up to the big fight

Mayweather knows he has a huge advantage over McGregor in this fight, and isn't afraid to let the UFC lightweight champion know

Floyd Mayweather is just as responsible as Conor McGregor is for creating this media frenzy and social media brouhaha that continues to follow them ahead of Saturday’s Mayweather-McGregor boxing match. Mayweather, who boasts an impressive 49-0 boxing record, said last December that McGregor, the current UFC Lightweight champion, doesn't want to fight him.

McGregor secured a boxing license in California, and Mayweather questioned why

“Man, I don’t fight in California. What did he get a license in California for?” Mayweather said in a recent Periscope session (via FightHype, with NSFW video). “I’ma tell you like this, he’s blowing smoke up everybody’s [butt]. He don’t really want to fight because I went to his boss. He don’t really want to fight. He’s just doing that to keep his name alive — you know what I’m saying? — to stay relevant. He don’t really want to fight. He’s doing that building his followers, but he’s smart.”

Mayweather said he will slap McGregor.

“I don’t give a [expletive] what night it was, I ain’t never taking no ‘L,'” the undefeated Mayweather said. “I’m [expletive] McGregor up, too,” Mayweather said. “Punk-[butt] McGregor. I’m gonna slap McGregor. I’m gonna slap the [expletive] out of McGregor when I see him.”

Via The Washington Post

Money Talks

Mayweather said in January that he is willing to give McGregor $15 million for their fight, but McGregor wanted $100 million guaranteed. Mayweather questioned that right off the bat.

“But we are willing to give him $15 million and then we can talk about splitting the percentage, the back end percentage on pay-per-view. But of course, we’re the ‘A’ side. How can a guy talk about $20 or $30 million if he’s never made $8 or $9 million?”

Insults in March

It's official, Mayweather is coming out of retirement to fight McGregor, who is a "little punk" in Mayweather's eyes.

"Real men fight standing up," Mayweather said in a recent interview with Fight Hype. "I'm from old school. I'm not gonna kick my shoes off. I'm not gonna be between no man's legs, wrestling on the ground. I'm gonna stand up and I'm gonna kick ass. That's what I do."

“Conor McGregor, stop blowing smoke up people’s ass you little [expletive],” Mayweather said, per Damon Martin of Fox Sports. “If you want to fight, let’s make it happen you punk. Conor McGregor you don’t even want to fight you little [expletive], you little punk. Let’s make it happen.”

“So just letting the world know that he’s full of [expletive]. He don’t really want to fight. ‘Oh I want to fight, I want to fight, I want to fight, Mayweather’s scared of me’ — well listen, I’m my own boss, let’s make the fight happen. You talking all that [expletive], you acting like you want to fight, I don’t think you really want to fight. Sign the contract and let’s make it happen.”

Let's get ready to rumble

It's official, folks, Mayweather and McGregor confirmed on June 14 that they will collide on Aug. 26 at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas. After the conformation, both fighters went on a world tour in July to promote the fight. Mayweather didn't hesitate to insult McGregor during this tour.

Trading barbs in Los Angeles

"I don’t give a f*** if it’s the ring, I don’t give a f*** if it’s the, if it’s the octagon. Put me in there and I’m a’kick a**."

"Well point to the f***ing easy work then. Aw, y’all already know. Y’all already know I ain’t, y’all already know I ain’t b****in’ man. I don’t back down for no-motherf***ing-body. You line ‘em up and I knock ‘em down like bowling pins. In August 26, I’m a’knock this b**** out too."

"Yeh, we knew I was the A-side, that’s why it say Mayweather first. We knew I was the A-side, that’s why this b**** had to come to the boxing ring. Yeh he look good for a seven-figure fighter. He look good for an eight-figure fighter. But motherf***er I’m a nine-figure fighter. And y’all know what? This b**** made $3 million his last fight. Well we know that’s training camp money for me."

Yeh, we gonna get off in that a**. We gonna get off in that a**, that’s what we gonna do.

And guess what, I’m an old man, I’m an old man. I’m not the same man I was 20 years ago, I’m not the same fighter I was 10 years ago, I’m not the same fighter I was five years, I’m not the same fighter I was two years ago. But I got enough to beat you.

And we know, we know ‘Mr Tap Out’ like to quit, and you will wave that white flag. Because you can choose which way you want to go. And I’m guaranteeing you this. You’re going out on your face or you’re going out on your back. Now which way you want to go? Which way you want to go?

That’s right. Sit quiet you little b****. Talking about my defence, talking about oh I got good defence. All you got to do is show up, you just show up and I’m going to do the rest.

Via The Independent

Mayweather's insults traveled with him to Toronto

"I do? Let me see the bag! [Mayweather opens backpack on stage]. Yeh he was right, yeh, the bag got books and we gonna show you what the books look like. If you believe in yourself like you say you believe in yourself, bet your whole fight check, you b****!"

"Let me see what it look like, grab me one [Mayweather crew member gets cheque], let me see what it look like. See if this b**** want to bet this."

"And y’all got the f***ing nerves to believe in a f***ing fighter that like to f***ing quit? This is a f***ing quitter!"

One thing we do know, one thing we do know, one thing we do know, the f***ing fans can’t fight for you.

Turn the pressure up, I don’t quit, I don’t fold under pressure. I’m the best and I know I’m the best. B****, you know I’m the best. Don’t you ever tell me s*** about a f***ing $3 million fighter. Not no more.

Via The Independent

New York is the next stop

"I don’t just smell victory, I don’t just smell victory, you know what I smell? I smell a b**ch."

"All money, it ain’t good money. Hey, point to the easy work. Yo, point to the b**ch. Yo, point to the quitter."

"You f***ing idiot. You f***ng circus clown. You ho. You stripper you b*** and you know it. And you know it."

"We ain’t got to dress up. Guess what, this (McGregor) ain’t s*** but a circus, come on. And a p*ssy. I ain’t never quit and never will."

Via The Independent

It all comes down to Aug. 26

During the last press conference before the fight, Mayweather said this bout comes down to two competitors displaying their skills.

“Now it comes down to the two competitors, to me and Conor McGregor, going out there displaying our skills and giving the fans what they want to see. That’s what it’s really about — the best fighting the best. He’s the best at what he do, I’m the best at what I do, but when it’s all said and done, Conor McGregor is like myself. In the octagon, he’s undefeated standing up. He can do a lot of this, I can do a lot of this, but it comes down to the skills. It comes down to us fighting and competing and giving you guys what you wanna see.”

[afrofairysblog]

The unanimous vote that he's an Eater will always be my favorite thing

My favorite thing about sydcarmy fic writers on AO3 is the way everyone has collectively decided that Carmy is a CHAMPION eater. He does it often and he’s apparently very good at it.

Seriously like every fic I’ve read, has him practically begging Sydney to let him go down on her lmaooooo.

[youngandhungryent]

Kanye’s 8 Wildest Statements During His SC “Presidential” Rally

Source: George Pimentel / Getty

Kanye West‘s presidential run is only a few seconds old (relatively) and already it seems to be dead on arrival. Yesterday (July 19) he inexplicably stated that the iconic Harriet Tubman never freed any slaves, and that may not have been the wildest moment. “Well, Harriet Tubman never freed the slaves,” Kanye “matter of factly” said. “She just had the slaves go work for other white people.”

Again, right back to the whole “slavery was a choice” f*ckery.

With a bulletproof vest on his torso and “2020” etched on his dome piece where a fade should’ve been, Kanye continued to leave the South Carolina crowd speechless as he delved into the weirdest and most asinine campaign rally since, well, Donald Trump’s a few weeks ago. After threatening to walk away from both his lucrative deals with adidas and the Gap if they didn’t put him on their board of directors, Yeezy continued on with his hour-long rant which touched on everything from race to guns to not wanting to have a baby (huh?).

Regardless of how wild, yet, entertaining his rally was, we’ve decided to save y’all the trouble of watching this entire video and just post Kanye’s 8 craziest campaign rally statements.

“Harriet Tubman never freed the slaves.” – Apparently, Harriet Tubman was the OG Headhunter as far as Kanye was concerned.

“She had the pills in her hand” – Kanye talking about Kim Kardashian pondering whether or not to abort her pregnancy for months after finding out she had a bun in the oven. Ye eventually broke down into tears when revealing his father wanted to abort him as well.

“Steve Jobs is a Nazi!” – Word?! Well, if you really think about it that explains a lot… of nothing.

“People told me not to date this person” – Kanye on his relationship with Amber Rose before comparing it to Jesus’ partnership with Mary Magdalene because Mary Magdalene founded the Slut Walk of 33 AD. We mean while we’re making ish up…

“God will make a way” – For women who’ve had abortions for pregnancies due to rape. Well, that’s good to know. He also said once a baby can “see” it has a soul. We guess blind people are assed out.

“Shooting guns are fun!” – Kanye setting the stage for his transition into conservative gangsta rap music.

“I did smoke a little bit last night” – Kanye revealing he indulged in Mary Jane the night before his rally much to the delight of the crowd. Take that Bill Clinton you liberal p*ssy!

“I’m not going up against Big Pharma!” – Kanye saying he’d rather people go back to farming because, well, we’re not sure. Maybe because Trump wants Black people to work the factory farms now that his administration done deported all the immigrants who were working there when he took office?

Peep the entire wildness below if you have an hour to spare and some brain cells to burn and let us know what you think was Kanye’s weirdest take on, well, anything.

source https://hiphopwired.com/889304/kanyes-8-wildest-statements-during-his-sc-presidential-rally/

[womenofcolor15]

Chris Brown Pops TF Off After Being Dragged Into The Meg vs. Tory Lanez Drama + Oddly, Boosie Refuses To Speak On The Shooting

Chris Brown and Boosie want NO PARTS of the Megan Thee Stallion vs. Tory Lanez shooting drama. More inside…

Chris Brown heard y’all trying to drag his name in the drama and he wants y’all to keep his name out your mouth!

The award-winning singer popped TF off yesterday for being dragged into the Megan Thee Stallion/Tory Lanez shooting drama. Last week, Meg finally revealed Tory was the person who shot her feet and that’s when the Internet went WILD.

Y’all better do Tory like y’all did Chris Brown!!!

— daish (@daishaalovee) August 24, 2020

Social media users started bringing up Chris Brown’s 2009 assault on his then-girlfriend Rihanna, comparing the unfortunate situation to Meg & Tory’s horrible situation. Well, Breezy wants NO parts of the shooting scandal and he made sure to make it crystal clear to keep his name out of it.

“Leave my f*cking name out of someone elses situation…” Breezy wrote on his IG Stories. “Yall not finna involve me in this f*ck a** sh*t! P*ssy b*tch, yall make me sick with this lame sh*t. Suck my d*ck or sit on it.”

After the Houston Hottie confirmed the shooter last week, Hip Hop fans have questioned why no rappers (or black men in general) came to Meg's defense. Hip Hop has been pretty quiet about the situation, although others are speaking up for the "WAP" raptress. Actor Michael B. Jordan was the first to come to Meg's defense. Chance The Rapper and - most recently - rapper Bun B have spoke up.

Meg I admire your courage and applaud you for speaking up. We must Support Black Women, Protect Black Women, and Believe Black Women. @theestallion

— Michael B. Jordan (@michaelb4jordan) August 22, 2020

I hope Meg really gets justice for what Tory did to her. And that we can all learn from this, how near and constant and serious, the threat of lethal violence and abuse is for every Black woman.

— Chance The Rapper (@chancetherapper) August 22, 2020

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                  Bun B says “F Tory Lanez”, and speaks on how he wouldn’t let this mistreatment of Meg fly in Houston, how everyone who loved her unconditionally has passed away, and how black Women - including his wife - have saved black men’s lives in spite of their own. He speaks on why this is problematic, and why black Women’s need to be praised.

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Rapper T.I. spoke on the topic during a recent IG Live, but he kept his opinion neutral. Go figure. He said Tory needed to say something and that he’s waiting on all the facts. Interesting, since he never waits for "all the facts" when it comes to defending his fellow male rappers or friends.

Usually, rapper Boosie always has something to say about….hell, anything. Yet, this is one topic he isn’t sounding off on.

Boosie refuse to speak on the Tory Lanez and Megan situation pic.twitter.com/uicI6LmIOC

— RapCentury (@RapCentury_) August 24, 2020

As you know, Boosie is never one to bite his tongue to share his opinions. However, he’s refusing to share his opinion regarding Meg & Tory’s shooting situation.

"I don't want to get in that because I don't want to say the wrong thing," Boosie said during an interview on IG Live. "I don't want to say the wrong thing because I f*ck with Tory and I f*ck with Meg. I need me a Meg verse now. I'm not finna say sh*t."

"They got police involved now," he continued. "I don't want to talk about it because I'mma be in a wedge. They going to take this and they going to flip it on me."

Peep the clip above.

Now, social media users are confused as to why Boosie isn’t speaking on a black woman being shot, but had everything to say about Dwyane Wade’s transgender daughter, Zaya Wade.

Peep some tweets below:

It’s so funny because Boosie won’t speak about this but he ALL of the comments about a trans child living her life happily with her loving family. In the words of Flo Milli, these niggas are WEAK. https://t.co/45EDujhQoT

— (@TheCourtKim) August 24, 2020

Boosie had a whole lot to say about Zaya Wade but suddenly wants to use "discretion" because he like *both* Tory and Meg.

Man. Big trash. https://t.co/oErwtvm008

— David Dennis Jr. (@DavidDTSS) August 24, 2020

So he talked about Dwayne Wades CHILD but he doesn’t wanna get in this because he’s doesn’t wanna “say the wrong thing” black men never fail to disappoint

— Pretty.Pri (@Pretty_Priiii) August 24, 2020

  People mad at boosie cuz he chose not to comment on Meg & Tory lil situation huh?? All the stupid shyt he be saying I’m happy he chose to stfu y’all be mad at everything that don’t got nun to do wit you

— King (@KiiNgTayL0r) August 24, 2020

  Hmm…do you think Boosie should have addressed Meg & Tory’s situation, or kept quiet?

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