#Turned around and BAM
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"Oi ye lil shite! Get down from there before I fetch the real deal to do it for ya!"
Temp FC house shenanigans, went on the yard and Mini-nien decided he likes the tree!
#Quite literally was just chilling on the yard#Turned around and BAM#HE'S IN THE BLOODY TREE.#Jason Windsaga#ffxiv
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Parents aren't home you know what that means. James on the table.
#he was. not supposed to be there. they're currently in their getting along box because Archie finally gets out of baby prevention jail#and i had the lid off while cleaning their cage and i turn around and bam. james on the table.#there's mice loose in baker street
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Now if Hobie hadn't quit and bounced before the great chase, things would have taken a much darker turn. Imagine if he'd been on that train and seen Miguel hurting Miles. Lemme just say that nothing would have stopped Hobie from leaping high in the air, guitar raised above his head, and smashing it down hard on Miguel's back over and over again until someone either pulls him off or Miguel is too injured to hurt Miles anymore. Too much? Perhaps, but this is the same Hobie Brown who killed Norman Osborne with zero regrets.
Grown adult hurting a kid? Okay, get fucking wrecked.
#across the spiderverse#miguel o'hara#hobie brown#hobie killed a dictator without blinking once#I know spider-men have this code of not killing but in hobie's case he had every right to do what he did#and I firmly believe that if he'd stuck around and saw Miguel hurting miles he would have lost his shit#and just started beating the crap out of miguel#poor miguel would have a fucked up spine after getting a guitar smashed into him#and miguel doesn't have spider senses so he'd be at a major disadvantage because hobie would catch him by surprise#he turns around and BAM!#all the adults who took part in this would have gotten the shit kicked out of them#and that goes double for peter. b#no one hurts kids on hobie's watch and gets away with it
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Preparing for the angsty reunion
TOWER OF GOD SEASON 2 JULY 2024
#tower of god#khun aguero agnis#the 25th bam#jue viole grace#khunbam#ylgeart#TOG S2!!!!!!!#viole finally turned around#oh my god this is real#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#HAND OF ARLENE REUNION IN 8 MONTHS!!!!!!!
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Hey, hey, I just wanna pop in here real fast and say that I've just discovered the funniest fucking trans head canons/aus, and that's the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles trans head canons/aus where they have no fucking clue that they're trans because Splinter doesn't know turtle anatomy.
It's the best. Holy shit. It's hilarious dog. They're so fucking stupid, it's great. This is my new favorite thing. They just find out one day that they've actually been trans this whole time because their Dad just assumed all of them were male. But surprise bitch! One/all/whatever of your sons actually had XX chromosomes the whole time!!
This is like... assigned cis at birth lmao
This is fantastic
#hooooly shitballs its so funny#these are officially the best coming out stories ever#imagine having to come out as trans to yourself#im in love. these are hilarious#no one knows shit about turtle anatomy its amazing#hey shout out to rottmnt for giving all the boys concave plastrons and Leo non fading red stripes#cause thats all supposed to be XX chromosome linked .. so like rottmnt said trans rights#bam! all the tmnt are trans now. they just don't know lmfao#rottmnt said trans rights and it also said that splinter is stupid and i support both of those statements wholeheartedly#rottmnt#tmnt#trans rights#turtle power = trans power????#anyway im still on my tmnt bullshit fyi#(aw fuck i fucked up my tags. the boys got NON concave plastrons cause their abs do be ab-ing#(and thats the xx linked trait not the other way around)#(turns out that i too do not know turtle anatomy. it do be like that folks. i do be stupid but that aint new lmfao)
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Pffft I dont know what happened here with Bro. 😂😂😂 Im legit cackling at y’all. Im loving it. But because I end up drawing him a lot, I’m going to write a quick statement tomorrow about him. For my own sanity. Cuz this guy really does need lines drawn and I wanna make sure they’re clear on my end ha ha ha… 😅😂 you’ll probably get a good glimpse as to why I can get certain elements in my art of him though. It’s from experience and trust me- ya don’t want what I got to get that in yer drawins. Make sense? No? Bah.
Meanwhile, here’s something Raven drew! Iz a sticky note. Its my favorite one so far. :3
#what happened#I turn around and BAM#LIKE A DAMN SNAKE#snickers#inside joke#seriously Raven is awesome#go support him#eene#ed edd and eddy#ed edd n eddy#raven m#eene fanart#ed edd eddy fanart#eene eddy#bro eene#eddy’s bro
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If the fifteenth doctor disappeared do you think the fourteenth doctor did as well. Because homie should still be alive in 2045. He’d be max 85-90 if he’s aging as a human.
Cause if fifteen disappeared on that cliff, and fourteen didn’t, wouldn’t the tardis had been like “uhhhh younger doctor sos”
#doctor who spoilers#Doctor who#fifteenth doctor#fourteenth doctor#that would hurt for Donna wouldn’t it#she just turns around and BAM doctors gone#at least during that timeline#and she doesn’t get any answers#ouch
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i think player should be able to deck gray. just once. as a treat.
#shut up suzie#carmen sandiego 2019#player carmen sandiego#let the child unleash his inner violence#yall ever watch race to the edge?#theres this one scene where one character goads the protagonist into punching him#thinking that it wont actually hurt#bc protagonist is built like a tree branch#but then he gets his shit rocked and it's magnificent.#anyways yeah. whenever i see that scene#i think if drawing like this stupid hypothetical#where gray is like 'look kid. clearly you have a problem with me. understandable. why dont we settle this like men? ill give you one free#pass to punch me'#and player is like 'thats stupid as fuck no.'#and then gray keeps goading so player turns around and BAM#kid packs a punch wheb backed by the power of friendship#zack and ivy are losing their shit while recording#carmen is like 😰😰😰
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biobienenapfel live 30.3.2023
#sebcrumb#sebastian vettel#f1#dont take this seriously#but also imagine seb in a cute lil bee outfit holding a bee speech. and then he turns around and walks off when hes done and bam. st(r)ing.
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imagine watching Terrence Mann on soap operas in the 80s, thinking his eyes are brown or hazel at best, and then getting the absolute jumpscare of your life when you watch Critters finally.
#ug turns around and BAM#blue eyed people meme#also realizing i never downloaded critters for copious screenshots....who am i....#terrence mann
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I think Issani is like. Vehemently in denial about her god's actions
Like. Sure she believed Solas is Fen'Harel. It makes sense; of course her god of trickery would get close to the hero, try to mentor her, then to close his jaws around her and ensnare her into a plot to end the world. That she can accept. That makes sense.
But Elgarnan being a tyrant? Ghilinnain being cruel? Her god's wielding their power, not for her people, but against them? That she cannot accept. That she will not listen to.
I think it would lead to her swearing to stop him, no matter what. He is Fen'Harel. He cannot be redeemed, only put into his place.
As the years go on, it becomes harder and harder for her to deny his words. When her gods are wreaking havoc onto the lands, she can no longer cloak herself in denial. And perhaps, it softens her view of Solas a bit. Once, he was her friend. A mentor, someone to confide in as she shouldered the burdens of the world.
Idk what it is about the Inquisitor but I keep making them heavily religious. Probably bc of the themes of Inquisiton or whatever but yk
#semi related but i still hate the elven gods as slavers plot point#if they wanted them to be the villains they could have literally just made them blighted and evil bc of that#like. 'when the evanuris took on the form of mortals they were quickly corrupted by the blight and became tyrannical due to this' bam.#still not perfect but quite a bit better than 'they were slavers lmao'#or they could have even made the plot focus more around the corruption of their spirit nature#and instead of the vallaslin always being slave markings#had it develop into that once the evanuris were turned from the purpose#or whatever. idk im not a dragon age writer. i still hate that plot point#sorry got distracted#oc: issani lavellan#crow rambles#worldstate: mage rights#my ocs
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Puberty can be a bitch
#709#trevenant#pokemon from memory#Going on with the phantump discussion#Imagine you were a human child. Then a little baby ghost. Then this thing#The fact that it’s got the four spider legs really adds to the creepiness#Like you can just imagine walking through a forest#And hearing the groaning of wood changing shape#You turn around and BAM disembodied red eyes rushing towards you
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does anyone else find the idea of a 00q ‘i’m a celebrity’ au really fucking funny or is it just brainrot again
#00q#the voices in izzys brain and their bad fic ideas again#the rest of the mi6 characters bond villains and girls can be the other contestants#obvs they hate eachother at first but develop a deeply homoerotic bromance#big fan of either moneypenny or q winning but if q wins there can be a cute little moment where he expects bond to be upset#but instead he just yells out his excitement and spins q around and then dip-kisses him in the heat of the moment#which leads to a very interesting aftermath and internet meltdown obvs#the retired olympian turned entertainer bond struggling with his own insecurity about age (professional sportsmen retire relatively early)#versus young genius quizshow wunderkind (?) q hustling reality tv or like an arthouse cinema rising star who’s very snobby abt it (but cute)#silva who is one of the other contestants sabotages a treasure hunt or trial and blames it on q who’s super upset about it and apologetic#bam the bitch gets voted out instantly#i just think it has a lot of potential and also funnier when they’re not allowed to shoot each other#bond would bomb at the food trials tho#q drinks down a half-pint of pureed worms or something without blinking#and bond experiences the most concerning crush he’s ever had#romance or something idk i don’t get out a lot i have too much to do#izzys get off of tumblr the posts are a sign from god
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I will likely never get to do anything with her
#the band ghost#nameless ghoul oc#i mostly wanted practice making a character sheet ish thingy#and by god i got that#had to work hard for her colors which is not usually a problem for me#and the silhouette flip like if your character doesnt have a tail then bam its done and no one will notice the small problems#but it doesnt work with a tail if you want perspective i had to redraw/move her tail around to make it look right so. learned that very much#i like the layout concept though thats nice#i have a whole backstory for her. she was part of a group summon and it all went fine except that one person was missing and they ended up#with a statue. she was too terrified to talk to anyone so she got left there and after it sounded empty she reverted and found some place to#hide in the gardens. so she lives there now. and ruins a lot of socks. and helps with the plants not that anyone knows that. and panics and#turns to stone if anyone walks by. so everyone does realize theres a moving shifting statue in the abbey but no one is sure what to do about#that. doesnt speak much if at all. doesnt steal a new shirt bc people notice if those go missing unlike socks. has anxiety bitch face also#yeah. and like. i dont know what a fandom is and i certainly dont know what a music is and thats why ill likely not do anything with her#which kinda sucks. but i still made her a character sheet cause she wont leave me alone. and for the practice#cause if i think about doing a sheet for story ocs i get all perfectionist and it doesnt happen#the luck thing is that she kinda thinks being summoned was a curse#im gonna shut up now
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/ So-
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS CLOTHESSSSSSS
#ooc#;ooc#ok last ooc post but this was needed#relevant bc a.rju is one of my top fav servants ever (i cant mention only one rip)#I WAS MESSING AROUND IN V.R LOOKING AT AVATARS PEOPLE UPLOADED AND-#me: ohhhhhh this j.una looks so cute!!#THEN BAM#WHY ARE HIS CLOTHES LIKE THAAAAAAAAT#I CANT EVEN CHANGE IT#LIKE EVERYTHING'S NORMAL; THEN BOOM;#edit: my computer just turned offHRLEKNEOTKEK#it could not handle this frfr
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Equal parts fascinated and bewildered by this outfit
#veilguard#looks normal and fairly stylish from the front and then BAM#turn around and you're suddenly a five year old on the playground#datv
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