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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 1 year ago

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Hey, hey, I just wanna pop in here real fast and say that I've just discovered the funniest fucking trans head canons/aus, and that's the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles trans head canons/aus where they have no fucking clue that they're trans because Splinter doesn't know turtle anatomy.

It's the best. Holy shit. It's hilarious dog. They're so fucking stupid, it's great. This is my new favorite thing. They just find out one day that they've actually been trans this whole time because their Dad just assumed all of them were male. But surprise bitch! One/all/whatever of your sons actually had XX chromosomes the whole time!!

This is like... assigned cis at birth lmao

This is fantastic

#hooooly shitballs its so funny #these are officially the best coming out stories ever #imagine having to come out as trans to yourself #im in love. these are hilarious #no one knows shit about turtle anatomy its amazing #hey shout out to rottmnt for giving all the boys concave plastrons and Leo non fading red stripes #cause thats all supposed to be XX chromosome linked .. so like rottmnt said trans rights #bam! all the tmnt are trans now. they just don't know lmfao #rottmnt said trans rights and it also said that splinter is stupid and i support both of those statements wholeheartedly #rottmnt #tmnt #trans rights #turtle power = trans power????#anyway im still on my tmnt bullshit fyi #(aw fuck i fucked up my tags. the boys got NON concave plastrons cause their abs do be ab-ing #(and thats the xx linked trait not the other way around)#(turns out that i too do not know turtle anatomy. it do be like that folks. i do be stupid but that aint new lmfao)

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