fedorah-the-explorah
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law enforcement fears me because all their women want me and also my several crimes against the public
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fedorah-the-explorah · 2 days ago
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Chase, talking to Carmen: Hello, uh, little girl, have you seen a woman wearing a scarlet coat and hat around here?
Carmen: [puts on hat]
Chase: [gasps] cARMEN SANDIEGO??
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fedorah-the-explorah · 2 days ago
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Bellum: This is a list of possible places Carmen Sandiego could’ve gone to this time.
Coach Brunt:
Coach Brunt: This is a globe.
Maelstrom: Yeah. We have no clue where she is.
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fedorah-the-explorah · 2 days ago
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we've been noticing that a lot of our students have sexual and/or romantic tension with carmen sandiego. please, stop that
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fedorah-the-explorah · 2 days ago
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kiss marry kill @vileacademyofficial @acmeofficial @teamr3dofficial
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fedorah-the-explorah · 2 days ago
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Being forced to dig their own graves
Gray: Um. Excuse me, I notice that there's two graves but five of us, uh..
Maelstrom: Obviously you'll have to share.
Shadowsan: I am not sharing with Zack.
Zack: Why do you hurt me?
Gray: Okay, considering that Carmen and I are the lone couple in the group, I think we reserve the right to have our own grave.
Player: EXCUSE me, but after all we've been through, I've earned the right to rest beside Carmen just as much as you.
Shadowsan: Alright, if nobody wants to take Player, I'll take him. Zack, you can go with Carmen and Graham.
Player: Man, I am nobody's charity case! I demand that I dig my OWN grave.
Maelstrom: ENOUGH! You people are insufferable! Get in the damn graves!
Carmen, to Player: You can come with us, buddy. We can all share <3
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fedorah-the-explorah · 2 days ago
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fedorah-the-explorah · 2 days ago
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[Caption]
From this Twitter post:
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fedorah-the-explorah · 2 days ago
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Carmen: I believe that relationships should be 50/50. Carmen: Gray goes to Auckland on a dangerous job with me and risks his life. Carmen: I go on a date with him.
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fedorah-the-explorah · 2 days ago
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No thoughts. just redcrackle.
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First attempt at drawing gray!!
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fedorah-the-explorah · 7 days ago
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RHEGEHSGEGRH I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCH ITS SO CUTE 🫶🫶
THANK U have a couple black sheep shitposts i made recently
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fedorah-the-explorah · 7 days ago
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playa swag 🎧💤
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fedorah-the-explorah · 8 days ago
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To the People of Goodwill and Kind Hearts,
I address you with this message, filled with hope in your generosity and well-known compassion. I am living through very difficult circumstances that have overwhelmed me, leaving me with no choice but to seek help from you after seeking it from Allah.
As you know, everyone may face challenging times when they need the support of their fellow human beings. Today, I find myself in desperate need of your assistance to [help my family leave Gaza, live in peace outside Gaza, and secure the basic necessities for myself and my family...].
I assure you that what I ask for is not luxury or indulgence but an urgent need that has led me to knock on your doors. I trust the mercy in your hearts and the kindness in your hands, and I hope you can extend your support in whatever way possible. May Allah bless your wealth and your children.
For communication or to provide help, you can donate through this link: ⬇️⬇️⬇️
https://gofund.me/c37645a1
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fedorah-the-explorah · 8 days ago
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Drew this❤️
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fedorah-the-explorah · 9 days ago
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Carmen: Hey, Dad?
Shadowsan: No.
Carmen: Wha-- you don't even know what I was gonna say!
Shadowsan: You only ever call me that when you want something. No.
Carmen: What?! That is not true! Honestly, Shadowsan. I'm offended. Do you really think so poorly of me?
Shadowsan:
Carmen:
Shadowsan:
Carmen: ...Can I have $500?
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fedorah-the-explorah · 9 days ago
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BOOMSHAKALAKAAA art dump + silly edit🌀
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fedorah-the-explorah · 9 days ago
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fedorah-the-explorah · 9 days ago
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Bellum: Go away, I'm doing something evil! Countess Cleo: Saira, you're drawing cats on your computer, I fail to see how that's evil. Bellum: I'm making NFT's.
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