#suzie speaks

[fedorah-the-explorah]

here are my stupid and dumb Carmen & Player friendship head canons:

Carmen rarely uses Google. If she wants to know something, she asks Player and he looks it up if he doesn't know it. This habit formed in the early days after escaping V.I.L.E, and Player never corrected it bc he thinks it's funny.

Player refuses the play board or card games with her because he knows she cheats. No one else believes him because she never gets caught and no one knows better than Player that underneath it all, Carmen is actually a mischievous bitch. Shadowsan knows she cheats too, but who is he to call out the skills he taught her?

They frequently start phone calls that last hours long in which they don't actually say much, they're just chilling in each other's company.

The others won't always know she's on the phone with him until she responds to something he says and they're like "Dude. How long has Player been here?"

They're both good liars but can't seem to lie to one another.

They play Minecraft :)

And Stardew Valley

Player keeps score of every time she does something reckless.

Carmen will be like, "Hey, I'm not reckless! I always think things through!"

And Player is like, "Oh yeah? Care to explain your actions on March 22, 20--"

"--Shut up."

Carmen started the habit of info-dumping about geography and Player picked up on it to support her.

Player speaks French ❤️

They gossip in French together.

Carmen learned French from France whereas Player learned Canadian French.

das it

[suzie-snail]

Some things that I drew in 2024

[silenceintostone]

that’s an absolutely wild name for a porn bot

[silenceintostone]

Sarcastic Mister Know It All

Scar Tissue That I Wish U Saw

[fedorah-the-explorah]

will you pleeease write player and carmen being goofy :3

Oh, absolutely.

It was three in the morning when someone saw fit to snap off his window lock and show herself in to his apartment, and Player hardly bat an eye because he had long since learned that her breaking into his apartment was how she showed her affection. It wasn't so terrifying after the third or fourth time, and after the fifth time, it was even endearing!

"Hey, Red," He called from his computer, "What brings you?"

He had a bit going on right now. There was work to do for some clients, and he was also busy tracking the movements of their good friend Paper Star--former VILE operative and all around menace to society--but he always had time to spare for her.

Carmen pulled herself the rest of the way in through the window then turned to slide it shut. From over her shoulder she called: "This is a wellness check!"

"Cool." Said Player, not quite paying attention. He was having some trouble trying to hack into a CCTV camera in Atlanta, so it took him a few minutes to process what she had said.

"Wait, what?"

It was too late. Carmen was upon him now, and she was a woman on a mission. She grabbed the back of his chair, pulled him away from his desk, and spun him around to face her. She pointed a spray bottle in his face and said: "Quick! When was the last time you slept?"

Player sucked in through his teeth. "Uh..."

She shook the spray bottle. "If you have to think about it, you're wrong."

"Uh..." Player said, still stalling, "Um. Three?"

She narrowed her eyes at him.

"Three what?"

"Well..."

"Three this afternoon? Three hours ago?"

"Okay, look--"

"Player, I swear on my hat, if you tell me it was three days ago..."

He grinned sheepishly and shrugged. He hoped if he looked apologetic, she might take mercy on him, but alas, he was a fool. She pressed rapidly on the trigger, spritzing him like he was nothing more than a misbehaving cat.

"Bad! Bad hacker, bad!"

"Stop! Stop! I can explain!"

She quirked an eyebrow, lowering the water bottle. She gestured with her hand for him to go on, and tapped her foot impatiently.

"I'm listening."

"Okay, look. I was going to sleep, and then I didn't, and it was an honest mistake, and you'll forgive me because I'm your best friend and everyone deserves a second chance."

"No."

"Extenuating circumstances?"

"Nuh-uh."

"Um..." He spun idly in his chair, wracking his brain for something he could say to get out of this. "When... When was the last time you slept?"

She narrowed her eyes at him. "That's irrelevant."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not!"

Carmen scowled. "Do you want me to call your mother?"

He laughed. "You can try, but I blocked your number on her phone like weeks ago. You can't outsmart me, Red."

She crossed her arms, glaring at him. Player hummed, feeling rather triumphant, and turned back to his monitors. It was his god given right to be a workaholic, and there was nothing she could do to stop him.

"...How much would you say you weigh?"

Player froze, fingers hovering above the keyboard.

"...Are you about to drug me?"

Carmen scoffed. "No, I would never do that. I'm just trying to figure out how much strength I need to use to do this."

She grabbed him by the shirt at both shoulders and pulled him backwards over his chair.

"Woah!"

She looked down at him and grinned. "This takes me back, buddy. You know, I did this to Gray once."

He winced at the comparison. "That's the worst possible thing you could say to me right now."

"Go to bed. Now."

He crossed his arms, still upside down.

"I'm busy, Red."

She rolled her eyes. She went to pick him up, but he slipped from her grasp like water. Now he was lying face down on the floor, protesting. She went to try again and he went limp.

"Do not go boneless on me, Player!"

She grabbed him by the arm and pulled. "You are being so immature right now."

He smirked into the floor. He wasn't having a great time right now, but it was nice to know she wasn't either.

She dragged him to his bed and nudged him with her foot, prompting him to roll over. She pointed to the bed and said, "Go to sleep or I'm selling your PC on eBay."

He frowned. "Hey, the oughties called. They want their store back."

"The nineties called, they want their joke back."

He sighed, getting up off the floor. He sat on his bed and looked at her. Noticing the bags under her eyes, he hummed.

"You know, you never answered my question. When was the last time you slept? You and I both know we have twin sleeping habits."

(Twin sleeping habits meaning they were both horrifically terrible at taking care of themselves.)

"This isn't about--"

"--I'll go to sleep if you go to sleep."

She peered skeptically at him, lips pursed.

"...Alright, deal. But I'm sleeping in your bed and stealing your blankets. Is that okay with you?"

He shrugged. "Sure, Red. Whatever."

He yawned, scooting over to give her some space. "Just try not to start sleep boxing."

She groused, making good on her promise and hogging his blankets. He didn't really mind, he was one of those freaks who slept on top of their comforter.

"That was one time," She muttered, "When are you guys gonna let me live that down?"

"Mm. Probably never."

She groaned. "You're the worst, you know that?"

He hummed, reaching over to flick his lamp off.

"Mhm. Good night, Carmen."

Carmen sighed contently.

"Good night, Player."

[suzie-snail]

Digitization of an old piece of carrie fanart I drew a couple years ago.

[silenceintostone]

Whenever I’m sad and no one can tell I mentally project this image over my head like an animal jam avatar

[silenceintostone]

my annotated copy of an old friend’s favorite book that she had for 6 years before she gave it to me is my prized possession and would no question be the only thing i save from a burning building

My dream is to be gifted an annotated book

[dead-but-not-anymore]

Open Rp

You find Suzie in the strawberry fields, crouched on the ground, her hands placed at the roots of a strawberry plant. That's normal for children of Dionysus. Usually they help make the strawberries grow with their powers.

This time, however, was different. The plants were growing out of control.

Suzie didn't seem to notice, she was staring at the dirt, a blank look on her face and mumbling under her breath.

What do you do?

[bugwolfsstuff]

Maybe one day i'll do a relatively fluffy shot with Castor in Elysium (I hc that Dionysus's aunt Ino takes all the Dionysus/Bacchus/Liber kids that end up there in)

[meowstri]

I JS FINISHED WATCHING SPEAK NO EVIL and ugh i was so unsettled by it but it’s james mcavoy so im not complaining!!

[silenceintostone]

A fruitful endeavor

IM MAKING A PINTEREST FOR ROCKS

[thomtrebond]

kaos ticking all of my personal bingo boxes

[a bingo card with the following listed in each box:

tormented sibling relationships, survivor guilt, abba, queer normativity, dykes on bikes, unapologetic tragedy, disabled characters with narrative significance, devoted love, trans men with narrative significance, women's autonomy, there will be singing about the dark times, short shorts, free space, dying in a loved one's arms, mad women, men suffering, billie piper, banging soundtrack, dance sequence, hedonism, self-contained aesthetic worlds, modern religious worlds, suzie izzard, gods who are truly nonhuman, walking back into my own myth]

[kirbyliker12]

Suzying post robobot..sneef…I’d explain more but it’s too late n I’m Sleepies (redraws from https://youtu.be/--41OGPMurU?feature=shared WHOOPEE!!!!)

[lpsgirl109]

Reminding the stranger things fandom that you guys wanted a literal 13 year old little girl to die horribly because she "got Hopper killed" (she wanted to share a moment with her boyfriend and didn't know the severity of the situation)

[silenceintostone]

does minestrone count

the amount of blogs I see that have the word soup in them is amazing

it's like we're soup siblings or soemthing