#ug turns around and BAM

[old-man-hell]

imagine watching Terrence Mann on soap operas in the 80s, thinking his eyes are brown or hazel at best, and then getting the absolute jumpscare of your life when you watch Critters finally.

[a-muzzled-hound]

WHUMPTOBER - Day 1 - "A Little out of ordinary""

OC WHUMP

TRIGGER WARNING / TW!!: Manhandling, restraints, spikes, male whumpee, captive, group whumpers, pet whump, mitten restraints, basement, ropes, chains, animal slaughter house mention, hooks, teen/tramua whump

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“ASSHOLE!!” 13 Year old Ashtyn would wailed out for help, assistance, anything! On Top of his lungs, fighting his arms infront of him despite getting held behind his back with his lungs gasping for air. Burning hot whip slashes all across his back, being stripped shirtless earlier. 

As his neck would get stepped on harshly by Daniel “C’mon kidd!! Take a chill pill!” with the boots pressure, smushing around the back of ashtyn's neck, stepping his boot in further with extending grin. Daniel was the only man that’d be smiling and making true light of the situation. Loving to mess with the poor kid. 

Ashtyns screams just dug themselves out, almost clawing itself out, coughing as he’d scream out even louder as laughter began from daniel. With his boot beginning to lift pressure off of ashtyn's neck, seeking for any oxygen to take in til, daniels boot just stomped itself back onto the back of ashtyn's neck, laughter bursting out once again. 

   Of course this cycle couldn’t go on forever, Vincent speaking up “That’s enough.” The kids head sparked up at vincent only seeing an fazey vision of vincent, with his eyes that were engulfed in tears, with his voice cracking out some more crys between every panicked breath as daniel's boot would slowly be taken off, taking a large STOMP right beside ashtyn's face “C’monn!! No, fucking!! Funnn!” 

  Ashtyn's head almost shrieked back and away from the boot that was just an inch away from the kid's nose, hurriedly exclaiming in a pretty panicked tone of voice, with his words scrambling all over each other “N-No! nO! CAN’T! FUcKinG-UG-N-INGCANT!” Repeating can’t can’t, over, and over again til it became inaudible of what he was trying to say. 

“Whatever you say, dickface.” Vincent responded, as vincent's grip on ashtyn's arm that’d be right behind the kids back, gripped together, as he’d do an facial gesture to Finex to get some rope, returning with rope and mitten restraints, but not any, they were spiked on the inside, Finex would kneel down beginning to harshly throw the rope ends over ashtyn's trembling, sweating arms as he’d start to tie the rope around ashtyn's arms, with each end meeting each other eventually, with his hands gripping onto the ropes tied all over his arms. With Vincent helping out on the left side with the rope tying and knots. 

  Ashtyn would just wail out swears, between his shaked out crys, sobbing more and more in an hysterical manner every time the ropes were tightened to tie a knot, with his teeth grinding once the knots were finished with. Getting yanked upwards by his arms and by his hair. Hair getting tugged by Daninel, and arms getting yanked by Vincent, as Daniel would sort of spin ashtyn's head in small circular motions with a twisted grin. 

“Keep ahold of his arms, tightly, this will hurt.” Alyx spoke in a stern tone, with ashtyn just constantly attempting to turn his head backwards, til.. 

BAM! 

His face was slammed right against the concrete floor of the cold cellar. By who? He couldn’t tell.. With ashtyns back hunching up right afterwards, with some nerves in his brain getting struck from the sudden and aggressive hit, an chipped front tooth, an bleeding nose. Resulting in Ashtyn going silent for a moment, trying to inhale and realize what had just happened! What happened? 

   The mittens would start to get tugged onto ashtyns hands with the mittens restraints being an size smaller than how they’re meant to fit, not to mention they had tiny spikes on the sides, stabbing right after poking at the side of his hands 

“STOP IT! FUCKING- UCKI DFUCKING STO-STOP IT! BBAST..TAURDS!”

His head shot up, just to be driven back to the concrete with his chin taking the drive instead of his face this time around, keeping his jaw shut as his teeth would grind as the spikes would begin to stab into his hands, the more they got secure and forced on his hands. Shaking his head no violently, over and over again, heaving out some screams, for it to just be shut down moments later. 

  Once the mittens were squeezed and pressed on his mitten restraints, with him being especially disobedient today with this. He’d be screaming with his face jerking itself finally out of the mans grasp and screaming on repeat for as long as he could, which didnt last long getting once again, another..

BANG!

Bruising appearing this time on ashtyns right eye, with an cut even appearing only after a few moments from the hard rock concrete floor, resulting into an even more bloodier nose, bruising now appearing on his nose ridge, leaving an blood stain mark on the concrete where his face would be planted to. 

“And to think, we trained you better than this. Looks like we’ll just go back to square one with you buddy.” James spoke up, with him being the one banging and smashing ashtyn's face, and head onto the concrete flooring of the cellar. 

Ashtyns heart grew heavy, having trouble breathing, with blood beginning to finally leak from the mittens, down the boys wrists, and forearms, even getting on vincents hands that’d be keeping sure the mittens would stay on and not fall off after a few movements from ashtyns end if he even dared to. While Alyx would begin to add chains for some form of different restrainment, attaching them to sides of the mitten restraints, that’d have circular open pads for the sole purpose of attaching them to lets say, an wheel chair, an table, chains. Anything really. 

“Lift the mutt up. I need to finish this up.” 

   Finally. James would lift ashtyn up, with him only to be faced with a fuzzy vision of the wall infront of him that’d have an counter with multiple torture devices on two tall shelves that’d be attached together, making one huge shelf, with an counter next to the shelf, with an medical tray containing all kinds of torture instruments, screw drivers, scalpels, knives with switches of a few variety of blades, an hand held drill, etc. It made ashtyn's stomach squeeze into an tight garlic knot, the more he realized what he was looking at, as the fuzzed out vision would leave him for a few moments, just to return right afterwards, not to mention, the mind numbing migraine he was going through, from that rough, and violent bang with his face from earlier. 

    The chains would get extended to more chains, with the chains started to get tightly wrapped around ashtyns waist, acting as an chain belt, getting more chains with the weight starting to get to ashtyn, even more as they’d get wrapped up around his chest, going up and around his shoulders, with them doing a few repeats with the way they had the chains on ashtyns torso. With ashtyn grunting with every chain added onto him. 

After around 6 minutes, they finally had every chain attached that they needed to be on ashtyn. 

   3 Lightweight chains attached to the mitten restraints, around his waist, acting as an belt. 

   8 Chains wrapped tightly around his chest, with 4 chains on each shoulder, with the two separate chain attachments being wrapped together with an lock, with these chains being much more heavier than the simple light weight chains from earlier. Resulting in ashtyn looking down, and almost falling face forward multiple times with james muscle supporting him, with an chuckle expressing his joy seeing ANYONE, really in this certain, fainting mental state. Knowing damn well,, it was just going to get so, so~ worse! 

   Lastly, there were some free chains were right by the wall behind ashtyn, to hold him up in just a moment! 

    Demetrius finally said something, waiting the whole time for this, setting up hooks and all that knick knack on the wall, with his facial expression being rather peeved. “Just bring him over here.” 

Ashtyns face on the other hand, was full of agony, muttering underneath his breath with the few moments of free time he had, despite the tight, chilling and rather uncomfortable restraints on him, with there being so many on him.. Was there more? “N-noa..no.” barely shaking his head, he didn’t know what was behind him. He didn’t want to find out, he was already on the verge of passing out. Right on the line of passing out. 

    “Got you.” Vincent responded with james letting go of ashtyns head of hair, going infront of ashtyn to grab ahold onto the mutts axillas, slowly lifting him up as vincent and alyx, as daniel stood aside making space, walking over to where Demetrius would be. With the three men bringing ashtyn to the wall, with daniel and demetrius taking ahold from there, james picking up the free chains i mentioned earlier, they were definitely new! With all of the chains that were on ashtyn bloody with atleast some rust. 

    The free chains would get attached to the metal hooks, with the hooks being the kind of hooks you’d see in an animal slaughter for hanging cattle, pigs, any farm meat that’d be attached securely to the wall. With the chains getting tossed over the hooks, tightened once the chains came down, making an knot with the chains surprisingly at the very top. As ashtyns would be pressed against the wall, with his jaw just lunging out to maybe bite.. One of the men..? It was useless, with the face just launching itself 2 inches forwards.

    The chains hanging from the hooks would wrap around the chest and shoulder restraints with ashtyn just trying to shrug his shoulders hesitantly beginning to cough abit, shaking his head, with tears bursting out all over again, with the ideas of torture flooding his mind out of nowhere, with the consequences of his defensive attitude from earlier, striking him just now.. As he’d begin to get chained up. 

     With his ankles getting weighted shackles, getting placed on by Daniel, with them having an switch on the sides for spikes to get launched on the inner side of the shackle. Finally, they had him chained up. 

    Arms tied, and chained behind his back, twisted together with his hands an BLOODY, GORY mess underneath thoses tight, compressing mitten restraints, chest, waist, and shoulders firmly secured in the weighted chains, with the ones keeping him up, coordinating between his shoulders and arm pits, being rather secure. Ashtyn looked.. Like a mess to say the least.

“Now we can finally start.” 

Vincent spoke in an cruel voice, turning his back to get the tray of torture instruments.

[having-a-hyperfixate]

Secret Reports

Gonna just edit this thing and put line breaks as I get more of them.

I’m also working on the rest of the completion, and will probably wander off in the middle of this to do Another Day, which will probably have its own post. I fully expect that to be sheer madness. 

#1 So is it just me or is Mr H writing these reports to channel how extremely stressed he is. Cuz like. Mood. *gestures vaguely at blog* *gestures at this post specifically*

I. Hold up. Skeezy McFuckwad and Joshua did what resulting in which now. Excuse me. EXPLAIN!??! Joshua had a sneaky Game running with Skeezy that directly lead to Hazuki ordering Skeezy to destroy Shinjuku??? Is that what I am reading. Or possibly the order was already in the works, and then there was the Game, which ultimately just pushed that forward?? You can’t just say shit like that and not give details ffffffff.

 #2 Mr H having about as much contempt for Shinjuku rules as I do I feel seen haha. Bogus indeed. I can’t remember if I said it in one of my other posts, of if it was in a group chat, but I made a comment somewhere how this ruleset doesn’t seem to work with the stated purpose of the whole Reaper’s Game system. Sweet validation.

 #3 Not much to say except that if I had read this entire report when I actually got it, I would have been much more alarmed by all of the Replays Rindo has to do after that. I got it partway through week 3 but decided not to read it until I beat the game and then BAM it has this lovely tidbit about potentially being able to destroy the UG and RG.

 #4 So, the business that the fandom refers to as the Long Game is known in universe by the higher-ups and Shibuya’s impurification, because it didn’t get ‘purified’ like Shinjuku (I object to that term but ok).

“The hierarchical freeze presumably stems from opposition to the impurification”

Skeezy wasn’t reprimanded when he arrived in Shibuya “possibly because most Higher Plane denizens still oppose Shibuya’s impurification”

ExcUSE ME. I. WHAT. In one of the secret reports for the first game, Mr H says something about the way things turned out be an ‘ideal parallel world’ according to the Angels. I guess he only meant the ones who didn’t want the city destroyed holy shit. That most of them didn’t want Joshua to change his mind and STILL DON’T is so massively fucked up I can’t. Dear Higher Plane, what the actual, ever loving fuck.

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#5 One hundred and four Games under Shiba. That’s… so. many. teams. Holy shit. And the teams we knew had seen at LEAST 30 teams go. And the three teams we saw weren’t small. So many people…

Also, “Minamimoto seems to be plotting something” is the funnies thing I’ve read in ages OF COURSE HE IS that’s what he DOES. XD That was some mood whiplash.

#6 I was so hung up on the lack of entry fee for so long you don’t even know. Like. Those were so important in the first one it was baffling to me that Shinjuku rules didn’t have anything similar. And then eventually I just decided that the whole Game wasn’t being run correctly and Shiba was clearly after something other than driving the improvement that’s supposed to be the point.

I would like more explanation on this ‘Rindo’s stagnation makes him perfect for time travel thing’. I kind of understand how his reactions being consistent would be helpful in being able to control where the timeline goes (also I just realized this further confirms that Angels remember the other timelines glad I wasn’t imagining that the Prime days are a blur), but what does he mean about being able to maintain abnormally high levels of imagination? (It might tell me later so don’t say anything lol)

“I can only hope I’m not overthinking things.” Oh, you aren’t. If I’m understanding everything correctly, Skeezy actually had two proxies. And poor Rindo managed to end up being proxy for both sides at the same time which is. A mess.

 #7 Well, finally we know how Coco managed to get her hands on a taboo sigil. Plagiarism. Lmao. That at least makes sense and I can worry less about her being Something Else. I would like a word with whoever didn’t clean that up from Udagawa long enough for her to copy it though. That’s hilarious. Interesting that Mr H thinks it wasn’t a perfect recreation though, that something in him got changed. Once again, please elaborate. Please. *headdesk* What prompted Coco to just. Copy a taboo sigil though. Cuz that seems. Unusual.

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#8 Ok there’s a lot to unpack in this one. Namely, more Shinjuku rules. I would love to know if these are long standing rules or relatively recent. Cuz like. Did Shinjuku’s Game ever run in a way that would drive the kind of improvement that’s supposed to be the overall goal? Or has it always, or at least for a while now, been basically a meat grinder? The players that don’t clear that minimum bar probably just get erased outright, I would think. Actually, I’m confused. If normally, one team would get to leave and one team would be erased, wouldn’t that normally keep the average pretty level, so the Game would basically go on forever? Otherwise what do you do with all the other teams that are between first and last? I’m confused. It can’t be normal for teams to keep asking for more rounds. And what if the winning team says ‘everyone gets to go home’?

“The Conductor has yet to contact the Composer” and “it is possible he is unaware of the Higher Plane’s purification protocol.” I don’t know why, but I get the feeling these are important.

 #9 These secret reports are really driving at the whole ‘Rindo just goes with it’ thing, aren’t they. Like, that was his thing, right? He has trouble making definitive decisions? So his arc culminates in that moment in Udagawa where he tells Hazuki that he’s going to take the risk and go back one more time, where he’s making that decision purely for his own sake. And here Mr H seems to be saying that prodding Rindo down the road to character growth is going to be a lot harder than it was with Neku back in the day. Which makes sense, I think. Confronting someone with the concept that other people have value is a lot less complicated than trying to get them to not only make a firm decision, but to choose something that is purely because it’s what they want and need, not because someone else thinks they should.

It’s a little alarming that this report implies that if the pin wasn’t absorbing the Dissonance caused by the Replays, the UG and RG would already be having a bad time. Yikes. This is the report for day 2 of the second week. We haven’t even gotten into the crazy time travel yet.

Aaaaand #10 is for completing the social network, so I have to actually go do Another Day. I want to read these in order; it is much less confusing that way.

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#10 I really shouldn’t read these late at night with a possible migraine coming on, they’re already confusing enough. The bits that made sense: Uzuki was acting Conductor damn girl. (Did she have to deal with Joshua and was he in Dignified Mode or Being a Shit Mode because that’s possibly an oof.) I had assumed Shiba was Shinjuku’s Conductor and then just kinda took over after they moved in but apparently not? And RIP the actual Conductor, apparently. Weird that so many Reapers made it but the Conductor, who by all rights should have, didn’t.

I am slightly concerned by the fact that there’s standard procedure for obliterating a district. That’s. Alarming.

I don’t think page 4 is continuing the thought on page 3. Fucking. Stop that. Don’t just say a thing and then start talking about something else I would like EXPLANATIONS. UGH. “Almost” he says. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that almost is a big deal, so why don’t you tell me about it.

Four cases where a district got into trouble before a final decision on whether to reset or not was made. And one was the last game. I wonder if that means whatever was wrong that made Joshua want to destroy it, or if the ‘imbalance’ was all the madness that happened after he agreed to one final Game with Kitaniji and the left the UG. Cuz in one of the first set of secret reports, it says that with the Composer absent, the UG is starting to fall apart as the rules are no longer valid, or something like that. I would definitely call that an imbalance.

 #11 All I care about in this report is that Mr H wants to have a digital art bonding party with Kaie and that is so random why are you writing this down you absolute goober. The first page of this report is like ‘everyone is getting depressed’ and then just a wild left turn into dork-town. Lmao what.

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#12 I don’t think Mr H knows at this point (you get this report for W2D5’s Boss Noise) that the Ruinbringers are all Reapers. He’s gonna be mad. He does know what Shoka is up to though. He’s worried. Aw.

 #13 It didn’t occur to me until this report hit me in the face with it, but they’ve set up a fantastic contrast between the two people Rindo knows from online. One is. not great, let’s say, because I did not take the reveal of Motoi’s true self well. The other is Shoka, and she’s a real friend. I now see what you did there. One relationship that’s a farce and one that really, really isn’t.

 #14 Me, out loud, at 1:30 in the damn a.m.: WAIT. HOLD THE FUCK UP.

If getting Tsugumi out of Mr Mew required an Angel, how in the hell did Shiki manage to…? What. I’m very confused.

Also damn, saving Tsugumi was so important that Shinjuku’s Conductor died for it. Did he know what she could do, the whole visions thing? Or maybe that something was wrong with Shiba and it would take someone like her to potentially stop him in the future?

I still would like to now how the hell Tsugumi got her hands on Mr Mew. Especially since its apparently the ORIGINAL Mr Mew and she seems to have had him during the inversion? What.

 #15 So… Inversions don’t always happen when a region is purified. I’m trying to wrap my brain around what a ‘complete loss of character’ in and area that’s had an Inversion could mean. Like… I think I get it, but my brain won’t make words, let alone sentences. Like when you go into a hotel room, and it doesn’t feel like a home, as opposed to when you go to a friend or family’s house, and it does? Kinda like that but it’s the whole district that’s just… blank? That’s kinda creepy.

If there are so many who think a ‘regular purification’ isn’t enough, the a) what does that even look like, b) is that what Joshua was going to do to Shibuya and c) is there an intermediate step between ‘normal’ and Inversion? I have been staring at this report for literally 15 minutes now.

 #16 “I wonder how [Shiba] will feel about all this after he is allowed to return to his former self.” Yuuuuuup. I still Do Not Like him, but dude was borderline mind controlled so like. Yeah. And I did get to kill him once, so. As long as he minds his business and isn’t a total dick from here on, whatever. It all just sucks.

*facepalm* Well at least we got to being suspicious of Replay eventually. Why did it take you this long Mr H. Though I do wonder what Rindo would have been able to do without the interference. He had to have some kind of latent skill for the pin to react to him, right? I’m now going in circles mentally trying to puzzle out if Replay is like, a leveled up version of whatever Rindo would have naturally had, and regardless, where exactly it came from. Because the only time I can think of when anyone had a chance to mess with the pin was when he didn’t catch it in the prologue. And I’m pretty sure it was Joshua who picked it up. Aaagh I’m giving myself a headache.

I find it hard to believe skeezy would just yeet a random time travel pin out into the world. That seems both dumb as fuck and inefficient.

 #17 “Some of them who know what I am occasionally try to contact me.” Lol so Kariya DOES know who Mr H is, I take it. Alright.

I’m having some kind of emotion that Wildkat still exists in a way for the Reapers, and that some of them still go there.

I just imagined Uzuki texting him like ‘plz make the Composer fucking do something kthx’ and I’ve got the giggles now oh dear

 #18 HA! I was right! Minamimoto WASN’T in control when he attacked us! ‘Distortions within himself’ though, that’s concerning. Does that have to do with how he’s come back from the dead twice now? And how Coco’s copy of the sigil was apparently imperfect?

 #19 I was about to say ‘who would target him for his abilities?’ and then my brain turned back on because duh. Shiba and them were looking hard for Neku, to the point that they flooded the RG with Player Pins in the hopes that he would pick one up and get sucked into the Game. A thing that occurred to me last night at 3:30 in the morning because I am a disaster: Mr H says that Minamimoto ‘seems different’. Neku says much the same thing after he comes back. So… Neku’s ability to Scan all the way down to someone’s Soul is potentially close to as sensitive as Mr H’s long distance ability. Which is a little insane. On top of the fact that he can use basically every psych imaginable no problem, survived a pact with a Composer for a full week, while said Composer was using crazy light beams which probably should have melted Neku from the feedback, and then almost singlehandedly defeated the Conductor while somehow inventing four-way fusion attacks. Kid is mad powerful. And he’s just a human. Like, the OG secret reports say that people always become dramatically stronger when they become Reapers. Reaper!Neku would be unstoppable.

“This would be much simpler if I could sit down and talk with him.” Okay, I laughed out loud. Like, loudly.

So… Shinjuku’s Composer… basically had his Conductor assassinated by skeezy. And because skeezy was messing with Shiba’s head, he could prompt Shiba to take the Reapers to Shibuya afterwards, to start doing it there too? Hazuki ordered Shinjuku’s purification so… Oh dear. I might have a few bones to pick with him.

 OH NO. OOOOOH. OH NOOOO. SHINJUKU’S CONDUCTOR. HE WAS TSUGUMI’S BROTHER OH MY GOD. That is fucking tragic what the fuck. What the FUCK. Okay several things make sense now but OH MY GOD FUCKING HELL I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. Shiki fixing Mr Mew allowed Tsugumi to free herself because her brother had already done part of the work, I take it? Along with us getting the Noise out of there? No wonder the Conductor stayed, he had to go get his sister… Shit, man.

 …… Did Coco steal Mr Mew and take him to Shinjuku?????

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#21 isn’t very interesting, just a rehash of stuff we already knew.

#22 Okay Haz IS Shinjuku’s Composer. What. Why? I’m. So confused. Why would he intercede on our behalf, and why NOW? He was happy to throw his own city away, but stepped in to stop skeezy in Shibuya? And then tried to put it back together, and when Rindo was miserable he came to try to understand why. And then cajoled Rindo into having a breakthrough in his Character Development to boot.

Mr H says he has an idea why Haz did all this. And then doesn’t fucking say it because OF COURSE. *headdesk* That gets really old really fast, game.

I’m now running through The Last Day’’ to get the final two reports and this entire section with Haz is somehow even more confusing with context. God damn it Nomura.

 #23 Even after he said we were on our on this time, he forced the Soul Pulvis to reform as Pheonix Cantus to make it easier for us to fight? Bro. What. Are all Composers just… walking contradictions? Aiya.

Shoutout to emotional support Joshua at the end there lol. I remember half-hysterically thinking ‘what are you just here for moral support?’ but ok. And I mean, it did work, Neku did manage to do the thing, so. *sigh* Speaking of, it is ABSOLUTELY INSANE that Neku manage to sync with the entire city without his brain melting. Remember at the beginning of the first game when he scans for the first time and has a massive sensory overload? Look at my boy, all grown up.

 #24 Holy shit world building on how exactly people come back to life without everyone freaking out. I never thought I would see the day.

I still have so many questions but that was always going to be the case. The first game had so many things it left open as well. Agh. Time to start wearing new holes in my brain overthinking things.

[ticklykitty216]

Luigi’s Mansion 3 Tickle Headcanons

I’m gay for the ghosts and decided to make my own tickle headcanons because why not?

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Steward:

LEE

He’s so ungodly ticklish

He tries to be Ler but it’s so easy to turn the tables on him

Tries to hide and squirm away if cornered

His ribs, armpits and neck are his weak points

If you tickle his hips juuust right he squeals super loud

He giggles a lot, he tries to hold in his laughter but he can’t, it escapes through giggling

Chambrea:

Switch, Lee leaning

She acts all innocent and curious when she tickles

You bet your sweet butt she’s gonna use that feather duster

Her whole innocent act drops if you try to get her back, she becomes panicked

She too, giggles a lot

Her hips and sides are her most ticklish spots

She apologies profusely if she believes she gone too far with the tickling

Kruller:

Lee

Just like Steward, this man is so ungodly ticklish

He’ll also try and squirm away if cornered

He tries to act tough but this facade is easily broken by some wiggling fingers in his general direction

His belly and sides kill him

He snorts and squeals when tickled

He tries to cover his face with his hat and glasses

Raspberries DESTROY him

Chef Soulfflé:

Ler

He primarily goes for the sides and belly

He knows how to apply just the right amount of pressure to get the good laughs™, but not enough to hurt them

He doesn’t normally verbally tease, he physically teases

His sides and ribs are the only ways to get to him

He’s got deep chuckles

He’s not that ticklish himself

Amadeus Wolfgeist:

LER

This man is THE Tickle Monster

It’s even worse when he’s annoyed at you

He’s got swift fingers, and he doesn’t stay in one spot for long

He's got two primary ‘attacks’, he’ll either play your ribs like a piano or wrap his long spaghetti arm around you and go from there

He’s not super ticklish

His hips, ribs and a little bit of his back is ticklish

(The back of his ribs are really ticklish too)

He’s got an elegant laugh

King Macfrights:

Switch, Ler leaning

He’s very cocky when teasing, primarily verbally teases people

Takes his victims to the deepest parts of his torture chamber so no one will disturb him

He’s got a variety of tools to use (feathers, brushes, etc.)

It’s surprisingly easy to get him back

His neck and armpits are his worst spots

He gets so mad and startled by getting tickled back

He tries (emphasis on tries) to fight back but it ultimately just leaves him more exposed

He’s got a goofy laugh

Dr. Potter:

Ler

He’s very sweet and considerate to who he’s tickling

Doesn’t like giving ‘intense’ tickles to people (Unless you’re a certain, bratty king)

Damn straight he’s gonna use vines to tickle people

(He can be a bit michevous at times)

He’ll also sometimes act clueless when he tickles people

Not really that ticklish

His sides are kinda ticklish

He’s got a nice, old yet sweet laugh

Morty:

LEE

(He can also be a bit of a teasy switch)

Likes being tickled in certain spots

He has contagious laughter

He’s pretty wiggly but he tries not to be

His ribs, armpits and belly makes him squeal

Likes having tickle fights with people

He makes lots of camera teases when tickling (”Smile for the camera!”)

Ug:

Lee

A very dangerous lee

He thrashes when tickled so be careful

He’s super confused about what tickling is

“Person attacking Ug, but Ug feel no pain?? Why Ug laughing????”

He’s tried to tickle people but it just makes him more confused, so he’s given up on it

His ribs and neck are ticklish

His laugh is super derpy and deep

Clem:

Ler

Super teasy and ‘mean’

Acts like he’s asleep so no one suspects a thing... THEN BAM!

He unleashes tickle hell

Doesn’t stay in one place for too long, likes to ‘spice things up’

But don’t worry, Clem’s pretty ticklish in return

His neck and armpits (and back) are pretty ticklish

Can’t stand being tickled and tries to get away

He’s got a dumb hillbilly laugh and it great

Reap what you sow, Clem...

Serpci:

Switch, Ler leaning

Has a ‘healthy’ mix of both verbal and physical teases

Likes to mummify victims

Compares them wriggling snakes as she tickles them

Uses her nails as primary tool

Doesn’t really dislike being tickled but doesn’t ask for it

If it happens, it happens

Hips and belly are the way to go

She’s got such a cute laugh...

Nikki, Lindsey and Ginny:

Switches

They’re all super mischievous and MEAN!

They have tickle fights all the time

They love using their magic on victims

Whether it’s restraining them or using it to get a few extra hands (Ba-dum tssh)

They all have ticklish ribs, sides and bellies

They can’t stand being teased

They too, also have contagious laughter

Captain Fishook: 

Lee

Sadly Fishook here got the short end of the plank

He can’t really tickle anyone with his fin (or hook)

The only way he can ‘tickle’ people is booping them with his snout, even then it doesn’t really work unless the person is super super ticklish

His shark belly is his weak spot

He tries to ‘swim away’ if he’s tickled

He’s got a very loud bark of a laugh

If you get him just right he flaps his fins and wags his tail

Johnny Deepend:

Switch, Ler leaning

He’s so strong, it’s super easy for him to pin his victims down

He’s such a tease, verbally and physically

If you’re lifting weights he’ll tickle you in the armpits or your ribs

If you’re in/by the pool he’ll go for the feet or knees

Somewhat ticklish

Hips, abs and sides are pretty ticklish (his arms and back is a little ticklish)

He’s got that dumb Chad/Surfer laugh

DJ Phantasmagloria:

Switch

Loves giving and receiving tickles

Doesn’t hesitate to tickle you on the dance floor

Normally goes for the hips or sides

Makes comments about your ‘sweet dance moves’

Ironically her hips and neck are ticklish

She tries to hold in her laughter

It’s pretty loud and contagious as well

Hellen Gravely:

LER

She’s a mean ler, like, on par with Wolfgeist kind of mean

She’ll use her nails and makeup brushes to tickle you

She’s surprisingly strong and can easily pin you with one hand

MEAN TEASES ALL THE WAY

Doesn’t really like being tickled (You’ll ruin her makeup...)

She’s kinda ticklish

Hips, back and neck are a little ticklish

She’s also got an elegant laugh

If she lets you get away with tickling her, you know she trusts you. And trust is not something she gives out freely to people

***

Also mini headcanon, when the ghosts were still alive, if they were ticklish on their legs/feet, they’re tails are (somewhat) ticklish

These ghosts include: Steward, Kruller, Amadeus, Morty, Clem, DJ Gloria and (somewhat) Hellen

(The bend/kink in Wolfgeist’s tail is a little ticklish if you get it right)

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Long ass post

Feel free to shoot me asks or question about any ghosts or your own headcanons, I’d honestly love to hear them!

[calamaricondition]

15-23, pred

15. Favorite place to slurp your prey of choice?Oh, it depends a lot on my mood and the prey, but I’ve R-E-ELLY been feeling anal lately.

16. Pre-play (tum squishing, letting the prey “listen in”, etc.) yes, or no?)(UG---E yes! Foreplay is important as fuck. Works up an appetite too~!

17. Any way you like to…flavor a prey?Not in particular. I usually eat them as is. At least unless you count stuffing them!

18. Do you usually eat your prey alone or do you give them company?They’re usually alone, but the ideal is three prey at once.

19. Could you/would you be a prey?  Why/why not?Absolutely!!! It’s almost as fun as being the pred.

20. Do you have a size preference for prey (same size, smaller than, bigger than, etc.)?It’s hard to find prey even half as big as me, so usually I just have smaller.

21. Have you/would you ever use your tongue to grab a prey?It isn’t long enough normally, but I did turn it into a tentacle one time! Reeled in that snack reeeel fast~

22. Have you/would you ever wrap a prey up inside/smoosh a prey with your tongue?Oh yeah, totally! Pushing them around with it is fun.

23. Do you have one stomach or multiple?  If multiple, how does this affect your noms game?I only have one ‘stomach’ technically, but I can digest prey practically anywhere! It’s R-E-ELLY convenient. I can just shove them anywhere I like and bam! They’re fis)( fat~

[spaceorphan18]

Finding Kurt Hummel: Transitioning

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6x07: Transitioning

It’s not really a surprise that an episode called Transitioning is in the smack middle of this shortened season.  It certainly makes much more sense than Swan Song being in the middle of the season, lol. 

So, we get a lot about Beiste, and Trans rights, and a whole lot of stuff I’m happy not to touch.  And we get a, well, sort of awkward Kurt and Blaine story.  Truth time - I was really disappointed by this episode first time around, because I wanted it to do more.  It’s grown on me a lot, but I still have a few minor nitpicks about it.  But - the two things that really stand out to me in retrospect are a) this particular story line is more about Blaine than Kurt -- Blaine’s the one going through a transitional period back to Kurt and b) the pacing of their story is fine through the episode - it’s really, unfortunately, the wedding episode the botches the ending.  

Growing Up

It’s nine minutes into the episode before we see our dear Kurt.  A quarter of the episode! Ug!! 

And - it’s Sam who’s carrying Rachel’s emotional baggage this week and dragging Kurt with him.  So, Rachel’s dads are selling the house (which is the reason they got a divorce - so that Rachel is forced to move out and grow up.  Good lord the lengths these writers go to - to teach Rachel a lesson).  Sam goes on about how Rachel’s making a difficult transition into adulthood - one that they’re all going through, but the rest of the characters don’t matter - just Rachel.  She’ll carry this theme for all of them, lol.  

I also love how Glee’s like - okay, bam, Rachel is now dealing with adulthood, as if the past few years haven’t really counted.  But - you know, it’s the end of the series, and that’s when these big life changes actually happen.  

Anyway - anyone up for meta’ing the giant spider on Kurt’s shoulder?  

Wheel of Destiny

So - they interrupt the weekly lesson of Ohio artists (sorry Kitty, no Marilyn Manson for you), so they weekly theme can be transitioning.  Kurt says that sometimes life throws you a curveball and sometimes you just have to go with it. Huh. Foreshadowing? I think so... 

Blaine then goes on this long thing about Rachel having trouble facing adulthood, and how are they going to help her deal? Why - throwing a party because that’s what adults do, lol. 

So.  Picking names out of a hat for duet partners is boring, so Artie constructed a giant wheel of names! I mean, why not - it’s fun.  And it’s Kurt turn! The wheel /almost/ lands on Artie, but Kurt gives destiny a little push and makes it go to Blaine.  And -- just look how shocked he is for that to have happened, lol.  I love this Kurt - manipulating things to turn out how he wants them.  I haven’t seen him pull this kinda thing in a long time, and it’s hilarious and adorable.  You go sing that duet with your sweetheart, Kurt! 

After the meeting - Kurt catches up to Blaine (who is kinda secretly thrilled with Kurt’s meddling).  However - Blaine’s concerned about the whole thing - cause Karofsky might just get jealous.  Kurt thinks that’s silly -- and there’s a little bit of frustration there - cause I mean, Karofsky already has him as a boyfriend, he can’t keep them from being friends, too...  

Blaine states that Karofsky might think there’s something still between them.  And Blaine wants Kurt to say -- why yes, yes there is.  But he doesn’t - cause he feels like Blaine’s made his choice, so really, Kurt needs a sign from Blaine that there isn’t...  Hmmm, I wonder if that’ll happen.  

And then we get this whole awkward hug thing, which Kurt isn’t really sure what to do with.  And I’m not really sure what to do with Kurt’s final reaction here that’s a little -- oh, well, huh, that just happened.  I would have Kurt smile a little at the end of it - but I guess the director wanted to go for ambiguous? 

Which leads me to say this -- this episode I found difficult and unsatisfying the first time I watched it.  It’s grown on me a lot since then, but I think one of the things I was jarred by was that up until this point, we’ve had mainly Kurt’s POV on the whole break up thing - but this episode is nearly all Blaine’s POV.  And I get it, we needed to get him to the point of breaking it off with Karofsky.  But seeing everything through Blaine’s eyes when we’ve been with Kurt so much this season feels like a strange switch up in a few places.  This, I think, is one of them. 

Everyone’s Favorite Gays

So -- Rachel’s party has started, and it must be a different day because Kurt has changed his clothes.  Also - Sam mentions he’s slipped a little something in Kurt’s drink - which is a nod to the fact that he’s over 21 now.  I mean, we were all waiting for that top happen, this is just confirmation. 

I’m also slightly uncomfortable that a group of college students who are acting as teachers and mentors have invited a bunch of high schoolers to a party with alcohol at it - but Glee doesn’t seem to care, so I’ll just look away. It’s not like it’s a plot point.   Though, man, who wouldn’t want to see Drunk!Kurt - that would have been fun. 

Anyway - Mercedes and Roderick sing All About That Bass - and it’s super fun and light.  Kurt’s not in it very much - but he’s bopping along right with Mercedes.  And one point Blaine shuffles over towards him, and they dance together for a hot second - but then Kurt’s mysteriously absent for the last minute or so of the song.  Not sure what happened there. 

So - after a scene of Rachel and Sam hooking up because Rachel’s afraid to leave her childhood behind (um, okay fine) - we get Kurt and Blaine’s duet, which is Somebody Loves You.  And I just love every iota of this song.  The last time either of them sang was that dreary and depressing Carole King song back in Jagged Little Tapestry - now they have a fun, upbeat, song about being there for the person you’re in love with.  

I could pretty much quote all of the lyrics here, oh and here I will... 

Who’s around when the days feel long Who’s around when you can’t be strong Who’s around when you’re losing your mind Who cares that you get home safe Who knows you can’t be replaced Who thinks that you’re one of a kind

Somebody misses you when you’re away They wanna wake up with you everyday Somebody wants to hear you say Ooh somebody loves you Ooh somebody loves you Ooh somebody loves you Ooh somebody loves you Ooh somebody loves you

I’m around when your head is heavy I’m around when your hands aren’t steady I’m around when your day’s gone all wrong I care that you feel at home 'Cause I know that you feel alone I think you’re going to miss me when I’m gone

Somebody misses you when you’re away They wanna wake up with you everyday Somebody wants…

So - the thing I love about this song is that Kurt and Blaine pretty much trade off on all the lines.  But the point is - this song is about both of them, and how they feel about each other.  I love the message of - hey, someone loves you - and they’re going to be there for you when life sucks.  I think especially, I enjoy the part where it says - somebody misses you when you’re away.  Cause I have to wonder if they are back at the point where they miss each other when they’re not around.  

I’d also love to know how they decided this would be a good song to sing.  Cause, seriously boys, serious overtones here, lol.  Plus - I want all the texts and conversations they had about doing the song -- more reconnecting!! 

While this song is one of my favorite Klaine duets - I’m not sure it’s one of my favorite performances.  It’s kinda reminds me of Just Can’t Get Enough - when there’s a ton of other things going on taking away from the Klaine time, lol!  

But importantly - Kurt’s just having a fun time, sing his little heart out, wearing an astronaut costume, and playing with a blue feather boa.  (Oh, the boas are their proposal colors - nice touch props.)  

And of course, during the song -- Blaine is zeroed in on.  He’s getting his heart eyes back - because as Kurt just kind of bops around in (sorta) his own little world - Blaine’s noticing, and falling in love again.  We’re almost there, guys... almost. 

After the show’s over - Blaine decides to get outta there - because the feelings are too much!! But he claims it’s because of a Karofsky reason.  Feeling guilty, Blaine - uh, yeah something like that. 

Anyway, Kurt is a little bummed he has to go.  He had a ton of fun dueting with Blaine, and he’s missed it because they haven’t done it in a while.  (Also a metaphor, people!! okay maybe not - but I’m making it into one.)  Anyway - all this talk brings them back to Baby, It’s Cold Outside - yes, the time they did sound the greatest.  And Kurt admits that way back when - all he wanted was to make out with Blaine. 

It’s a sweet little moment at they remember - and Blaine wonders why he just didn’t kiss him - and Kurt throws out the whole Jeremiah thing (god - you guys remember that??) Well, Kurt and Blaine barely remember that - because Kurt doesn’t remember the dude’s name, and Blaine totally forgot the guy existed.  Because in this moment, they’ve both only got heart eyes for each other. 

Kurt then starts in on how crazy it is that some people mean a lot to you at some point in time -- and then stops.... because Blaine’s lips come crashing to his.  But.. I kind of love this little moment, where - it’s sorta like saying, oh hey, we meant so much to each other, and then you move on, but nope - sometimes some people mean so much to you -- and they still do after all the time that’s passed, and after all the stupid things you’ve done.  

So, um, yeah, Blaine and Kurt are kissing again.  See - the kiss in the elevator? That was a forced thing - and yeah, they felt something, but it wasn’t of their own volition.  This kiss is mostly for Blaine - a chance for him to figure out if what he felt in the elevator was real, or if it was just the heat and the manipulation.  Turns out - oops, yeah, totally still has feelings for Kurt...  And thus, he jets outta there, cause he still, technically, has a boyfriend waiting at home for him - and he really doesn’t need to add another cheating incident.  

Meanwhile - Kurt’s just stunned.  Blaine not reciprocating back is something he was beginning to get used to.  Blaine turned him down when Kurt came back for him.  Blaine was the one that insisted that the elevator kiss meant nothing.  Kurt’s happy that their friendship is back, and all the rest of it he can compartmentalize.  But this?  This is confirmation that Blaine still has feelings, and that’s something huge! 

Kurt’s left kinda stunned - what does all that mean? Why did he do that? Does he want more? Why’d he run off?  Just a lot of things swimming through Kurt’s head as Blaine pretty much runs away.  

I’m okay that Kurt doesn’t run back after him -- this moment is for Blaine to realize his feelings.  Kurt already knows his, and he’s not going to push at Blaine any further than he already has.  

But -- I will say this is where the narrative gets a little clunky heading into the wedding episode.  Blaine’s still got some stuff to do -- mainly break up with Karofsky.  But really, this is the point where Kurt needed to ditch Walter and have a conversation with Blaine about feelings - because clearly feelings are still being had.  Unfortunately, this is not what we get (because Glee needs it’s third party drama).  But I’ll get more into that when it’s more relevant.  

Time After Time

Klaine time is cut short by Rachel and Sam needing to sing 80s love ballads to each other.  And then there’s a whole montage where they all help Rachel take down her memory wall - and this is the closet we get to a clip episode, lol (which is fine - clip episodes are dumb).  

I don’t know what picture Kurt takes down! But, you know, it’s one of those moments where you look back at the old memory and smile, but it’s fine because growing up isn’t a bad thing.  It’s just... different. 

Also Kurt (and Blaine) are helping Rachel move -- I kind of wonder what awkward conversations happened that day that we didn’t get to see, cause we know from Karofsky it’s been a few days since the party before they break up.  Ug, Glee, all these untapped things... 

The Break-Up

Obviously, Kurt’s not in this scene, but I feel the need to go over it, because it does, in part, pertain to Kurt.  And because I think it’s a nice scene.  I’m going to give Karofsky a little bit of credit here, and say he isn’t entirely dumb.  He knows Blaine’s been acting weird, and he’s known that since Kurt’s been back in town, their relationship wouldn’t last that much longer.  (So then why did you move in with him, weirdo?)  

Blaine’s been feeling guilty - because Karofsky turned out to be an okay guy, and Blaine had convinced himself that he really had moved on past Kurt.  Well, no, everyone and Karofsky could see otherwise.  And Karofsky is pretty nice about the whole thing (which I think is to show just how much Karofsky has grown, too, over the years).  He’s got a whole bunch of guys ready and willing to date him.  It’ll suck - but Blaine can’t change his heart and more than Kurt can.  So Karofsky let’s him go. 

I think one of the interesting things in this conversation, is that Karofsky tells Blaine to just tell Kurt, not sing it.  And I feel like that goes with the whole growing up theme.  A lot of the time, these boys have sung their emotions through song - and that’s fine, but it’s also been part of the fantasy -- but part of the Klaine narrative has been a shift from fantasy to reality, and this is one of the last parts.  And Blaine’s ready to take that step - to grow up and be a real boy, and be okay in his not-ever-changing feelings towards Kurt.  

So - Blaine gets running and goes for Kurt.  How does he know Kurt’s there? Is this just after school? Why is Walter meeting him there of all places? Idk - the set up of this scene is a little awkward when you thinking about it too much, but I’m really not supposed to.  

The point is -- Blaine is ready to confess his love to Kurt -- again.  He even wears the bowtie he wore at the proposal (do you think Kurt didn’t notice that? He did).  But --- one awkward little thing.  Kurt’s about to go on a double date with Walter, Rachel, and Sam.  

So Blaine -- doesn’t say anything.  And actually -- this is a good thing for Blaine! Honestly, it is -- it shows growth.  He let his life be dictated by his relationship with Kurt once, and he’s going to do what he didn’t before -- let go and let it be.  It’s not an appropriate time for Blaine to tell Kurt that he and Karofsky broke up.  But even more so, it’s also not his place to intervene in Kurt’s dating life and more than it was Kurt’s to intervene in his relationship with Karofsky.  Blaine’s trying to give Kurt the space he hadn’t given Kurt before.  

Kurt lingers just a little as they all head out.  He knows Blaine’s lying about being there for Rachel.  There’s a little bit of longing there, and a lot of concern.  And oh the angst is hard core in this moment, as Blaine just stands their alone.  

Kurt knows and is aware that Blaine’s feeling something.  He’s ready for Blaine to say something.  Look, Walter does not matter (and by the sound of it, Kurt’s been talking to Walter a lot about Blaine - since Walter clearly knows who he is, and is slightly feigning politeness when Blaine shows up).  But Kurt’s ditched both Chandler and Adam pretty quickly for Blaine, and he’ll do it again with Walter.  

Just this scene -- isn’t the right time.

This scene, actually, works for me pretty well  - and I’m not frustrated with this episode like I was when I first saw it, because this is the transition episode, it’s supposed to end on this angsty note.  My issues are really with the beginning of the wedding episode.  It’s clear they wanted them both to have a run to the other moment - and sure, Kurt will do that -- but Kurt lacks a defining catalyst for him to do that, which makes it feel a bit awkward and weird.  But, I’ll dig into that in the next episode. 

Turning the Corner

I am not going to comment about the Beiste story line - because I don’t have an opinion on it, nor do I think it’s my place to have an opinion on it.  But it’s nice that the trans choir had a chance in the spotlight on this show - and it really is a lovely moment.  Kurt and Co are off to the side cheering them along.  

Hey! It’s Kurt and a piano - I kinda like that that’s still a thing.  

I don’t have a whole lot to say about this scene - I feel like Will coming back to McKinley marks the beginning of the end for the narrative focus on Kurt this season.  Even this scene is really more about the dynamic of Will and Rachel - Kurt just kinda happens to be there.  

But, I mean, part of the whole transition theme is to get these guys in position to wrap up their story.  Will is going to be back at McKinley, while Kurt and Rachel go off to do what they’re supposed to do. 

The best part of this little ending scene, however, is the last bit.  First of all, Kurt can’t call Will ‘Will’ - because that would be weird. (Just the way Chris says it cracks me up).  And then Kurt wants to do a Britney 3.0 week? Really Kurt? Really?  And then Will asks if the kids have emotional issues, and Kurt’s like - yeah, I don’t get involved in that.  BECAUSE SERIOUSLY HAVE SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR KIDS WILL!! 

But yeah - it’s a little bittersweet of a moment as we wrap up a lot of what I liked about the season to move on to things I’m not as fond of.  Ah well.  :) 

[panda-noosh]

Paladins +Matt’s reaction to a SO who wears red lipstick. I love red lipstick and you never know how people are going to react.

Here you go! x

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Shiro:

This boy has a secret love for red lipstick.

He’s never admitted it - to be fair, the topic of red lipstick has very rarely shown up in any of the conversations he has been a part of, but he loves the stuff.

Especially on you.

He isn’t very subtle about his love towards red lipstick, either. 

On other people, he doesn’t really pay it much attention. Though he does think people naturally look a lot more vibrant when wearing red lipstick, he can easily ignore a complete stranger wearing it.

But whenever he sees you coming downstairs with red lipstick on? Gods give him mercy.

Because suddenly he isn’t the timid, in-charge Shiro we’re all so used to seeing. Suddenly, he’s a teenager again and he’s whistling at you as you walk towards him, really appreciating you.

It could be in front of anyone. He doesn’t really care.

He’ll wrap his arms around your waist and tug you into him, and the kisses will be extra on that day, just because Shiro finds amusement in smudging this particular coloured lipstick lmao.

Keith:

I don’t really think he would notice it until you kiss him.

Keith is a busy man, okay? He has a lot going on, and his schedule is always busy. So he doesn’t really have the time to sit back and admire something as simple as what colour of lipstick you’re wearing.

And honestly, he thinks you look good with any colour of lipstick on, so it doesn’t really make a difference to him either way.

But with red lipstick, it’s definitely a lot more noticeable when it gets on skin, and this makes Keith flustered.

He didn’t even think about the consequences when he leaned down to kiss you. He hadn’t seen you all day, and he was just very happy to be in your presence for the night.

So he leans down and presses a long, drawn out kiss to your lips before pulling away. As soon as he turns around and is met with his own reflection, his cheeks start to burn.

And he thinks he’s gotten away with it. He thinks he moved fast enough to cover the red lipstick smudging his own lips, but then he hears Lance and Hunk cooing behind him and silently curses himself for not thinking fast enough whenever he had greeted you with a kiss.

Lance:

Honestly, Lance probably puts it on you in the morning because he wants to see you wear no other colour but bright red.

He likes the variety you can have with such a simple colour - if you style yourself correctly, you can pair it with red lipstick and just change your entire aura in seconds.

Want to look cute? Style yourself in cute clothing, a cute hairstyle, throw on some red lipstick, and bam. You have a cute look.

Want to look threatening? Throw on some black clothing, maybe some heeled boots along with some red lipstick and bam. You look threatening.

Lance just loves that.

He loves looking at you and getting these different sides of you all through the way you apply the lipstick.

And unlike Keith, I can imagine Lance really enjoying it whenever he gets the lipstick on himself.

He’ll slump down beside you sometimes and poke at his cheek, beckoning for you to lean over and kiss him.

You’ll roll your eyes and press your lips to his cheek, pull away to reveal a perfectly shaped, red lipstick stain on his skin.

And then Lance will proceed to take cute, aesthetic couple photos with the lipstick stain still adorning his cheek.

Hunk:

Hunk is a lot more casual about the whole thing.

It’s not like he doesn’t care, because he definitely appreciates the look of you wearing red lipstick. 

But at the same time, Hunk appreciates you wearing most type of lipstick colours, so it’s not like the red sticks out to him a whole lot.

But he really does try and make an effort to understand the appeal of red lipstick as best as he can. He sees the sudden surge of confidence you always seem to get when you apply it, and he knows how it affects other people - more people will whistle at you on the street, more people will try to chat you up, much to Hunk’s annoyance.

So he tries his hardest to kind of fit in with that crowd as well, only he’s a lot more respectful, and he’s allowed to because he’s your boyfriend, you know?

It might take him a little while to catch on to the fact that you are indeed wearing red lipstick, but once he goes, he’ll be showering you in compliments.

Of course, they all sound very forced and very planned out, and everyone is aware he is only doing it just to show the other males that you’re his.

But you still find it flattering, and you press a kiss to his cheek.

He gets incredibly flustered whenever he looks in the mirror and sees the perfect lipstick stain on the side of his face.

Pidge:

Will probably not notice. Will not care.

Ug, she just doesn’t see the appeal.

She likes the look, and she thinks you look incredible when you wear it, but she watches Shiro and his S/O, and the way Shiro gushes over such a simple part of his S/O’s appearance, and she just doesn’t understand it.

She’ll compliment you when she sees you wearing it, but she would never go to lengths to scream to the world about how much she adores you wearing red lipstick.

For Pidge, it’s merely a think of wrapping her arms around your waist and saying, “I like the lipstick you’re wearing today,” and that’s really the length of it.

And you don’t mind, of course. You don’t wear red lipstick with the intention of getting compliments off of Pidge - you wear it because it makes you feel confident and you get that little bit bolder whenever you apply it.

But honestly, Pidge just gives you a passing compliment and that’s really enough for her. She doesn’t want to make a scene over something as small as your lip colour.

Matt:

He would get flustered as hell.

Especially if this was pre-dating days and he was just silently crushing on you from a far - seeing you in red lipstick would send him over the edge tbh.

Of course, there’s the whole thing of you looking absolutely incredible with that particular colouring on your lips, but there’s also the added look of pure ‘I-don’t-give-a-fuck’ that completely takes Matt off guard.

He knew you were a good soldier. He had seen you fight before, seen you take down fleets of Galra, seen you control an entire army with your demanding voice and your skills of being a leader.

But whenever you add red lipstick to the mix? Matt isn’t sure why, but it just adds this whole other level of oh wow to the already threatening and in-control demeanour you already have, and he loves it.

His cheeks turn all red and he struggles to keep his eyes off of you as you give orders with this particular look.

He just truly sees how strong you are, and it’s all because you added one little bit of colour to your look.

[jumpsitehq]

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Ever wish to be honest without hurting somebody’s feelings? One perfect way to do it is through sarcasm. It’s funny and witty, brings humor into our lives but it gives the most brutal kind of honesty too. So here we collected some of awesome 99 Best Sarcasm Quotes and Sarcasm Sayings & Messages. Even some of the best life lessons we learn are from the most sarcastic quotes we read over the internet or from our dearest friends and family. Although some people find it difficult to understand the hidden meaning of our sarcastic messages, others have no problem in finding the sense of it at all. We also have a great collection of Insomnia Quotes & Angry Status.

200 Best Sarcastic Quotes

1. I’M 2% Cute & 98% Single. 2. All You Need Is Love 5M $. 3. I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me. 4. True Love: I Love More Than Free Wi-Fi. 5. Your Crush + Fast Replies = Imagination. 6. I’ve Never Faked A Sarcasm In My Life. 7. Are You Free Tomorrow? No I’M Expensive. 8. I Love Education But Without Examination. 9. Avracadabra ! Nope. You’re Still A Bitch. 10. You Remind Me Of My Chinese Friend. Ug Lee 11. World Biggest Lie ” I’ll Always With You “. 12. Let’s Just Stay Friends = Never Talk Again. 13. Money Can Buy Happiness, It’s Called “Food”. 14. First Rule Of 2017 ” Never Talk About 2016 “. 15. Conjuring 2 Is For Kids. Real Men Get Married. 16. Not Everyone Likes Me But Not Everyone Matters. 17. If You Are Late, Don’t Rush You’re Already Late. 18. Sarcasm : Just One Of The Many Services I Offer. 19. If You Don’t Have Something Nice To Say, Hush It. 20. I Don’t Understand You. I Don’t Speak Assholian. 21. Always Be Yourself, Except During Job Interviews. 22. Losing Your Best Friend Is Worse Than A Break Up. 23. I Am ” Eats Ice Cream In Winter ” Type Of Person. 24. Single Bell….Single Bell….Single All The Way. 25. Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly. 26. I Would Slap You, But That Would Be Animal Abuse. ( Sarcasm Quotes . 27. Every Year Thousand People Quit Smoking, By Dying ! 28. I’M Single Because Nobody Believes That I’M Single. 29. I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days. 30. Yes, I’M Online 24X7, But I Hardly Chat With Anyone. 31. If Nobody Hates You. You Are Doing Something Boring. 32. People Get Mad When You Treat Them How They Treat You. 33. Happiness Is You And Your Best Friend Hate Same Person. 34. Sarcasm Is The Body’s Natural Defense Against Stupidity. ( Sarcasm Quotes . 35. Tip For 2017 : Don’t Get Emotionally Attached To Anyone. 36. My Secret Talent Is Getting Tired Without Doing Anything. 37. Don’t Remind Me How Old I Am ! I’ll Always Watch Cartoons. 38. My Problem Is That I Hate Maths But I Love Counting Money. 39. I Love All The Religions Because They All Bring Holidays ! 40. Studying Is My Drug. But Thanks To God. I Say No To Drugs.

Sarcasm Quotes for Twitter

41. Don’t Be Ashamed Of Who You Are. That’s Your Parent’s Job. 42. Everyone Is Matured Until Someone Brings Out Bubble Wrap ! 43. To Be Old & Wise, You Must First Have To Be Young & Stupid. 44. Sarcasm : Because Beating The Crap Out Of People Is Illegal. 45. The Hardest Part Of My Job Is…Being Nice To Stupid People ! 46. Never Laugh At Your Girlfriend’s Choice. You Are One Of Them. 47. It’s Okay If You Don’t Like Me…Not Everyone Has Good Taste. 48. If You Want A Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask A Stupid Question. 49. I Live For Two Reasons. 1 . I Was Born 2 . I Haven’t Died Yet. 50. Tom & Jerry Taught Me That Life Is Incomplete Without Enemies. 51. Dear 2017 : Make Sure You Don’t Come Up With Temporary People ! 52. I’M Actually Not Funny. I’M Just Mean & People Think I’M Joking. 53. I Don’t Believe In Plastic Surgery. But In Your Case, Go Ahead. 54. Brain Logic : Let’s Insult Our Best Friend Ore Than Our Enemies. 55. Just Wanna Be Rich Enough To Buy My Mom Everything She Deserves. 56. Show Me You’re Different & I won’t Treat You Like You’re Typical. 57. Thanks To The Wrong People In Life. They Teach The Right Lessons. 58. Sarcasm : The Ability To Insult Idiots Without Them Realizing It. 59. I’M Sorry What Language Are You Speaking ? It Sounds Like Bullshit. 60. Behind Every Successful Person…There’s Lot Of Unsuccessful Years.

61. Damaged People Are More Dangerous Because They Know How To Survive. 62. Everything Is Like Either Expensive, Illegal Or Won’t Text Me Back. 63. The World Is Filled With Good People. If You Can’t Find One, Be One. 64. 3 People Who Call Me. 1. My Mom. 2 . Wrong Number. 3 . Customer Care. 65. Closing Your Eyes After Turning Off The Alarm Is Very Dangerous Game. 66. Don’t Respect Her Because She’s A Girl. Respect Her Because You’re Man. 67. If The Teacher Tell You To Get Out, It Means You Have Won The Argument. 68. The Luckiest Are Those Who Fall Asleep As Soon As They Close Their Eyes. 69. Why People Buy Guitars Now A Days. 10% To Play, 90% To Click Profile Pic. 70. I Want One Of Those Jobs Where I Get Paid For Travelling Around The World. 71. Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover. Don’t Judge A Student By His Percentage. 72. May Be You Should Eat Some Makeup So You Can Be Pretty On The Inside Too. 73. My Girlfriend Is So Good At Playing Hide And Seek. I Haven’t Found Her Yet. 74. We Don’t Need Cctv Camera In Our Country. Neighbours & Relatives Are Enough. 75. When People Ask Stupid Questions I Feel Obligated To Give Sarcastic Answers. 76. I Don’t Care What People Think Of Me. At Least Mosquitoes Find Me Attractive ! 77. When I’M Free No One Texts Me ! & When I’M Busy. Bam ! Still No One Texts Me ! 78. True Bonding Is When You And Your Friends Are All Angry About The Same Thing. 79. If You Think Nobody Cares If You’re Alive, Try Missing A Couple Of Car Payments. 80. We All Have That One Teacher Who Give You Amazing Marks On Matter What You Write.

Sarcasm Quotes for Facebook

81. From The Moment I Saw You, I Knew I Was Gonna Spend He Rest Of My Life Avoiding You. 82. Babies Are So Lucky. They Can Sleep All The Day And Everyone Still Would Be Proud Of Them. 83. I’M Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I Called You Stupid. I Really Thought You Already Knew. 84. You Cried All Night ? You Were Hurt ? And No One Knows ? Congratulations ! You Are Mature Now. 85. I May Look Calm, But Inside My Mind I’ve Killed You 20 Times, In 5 Mins, In 20 Different Ways. 86. My Attitude In Exams. They Give Me Questions I Don’t Know. I Give Them Answers They Don’t Know. 87. I Can Only Please One Person Per Day. Today Is Not Your Day. Tomorrow Doesn’t Look Good Either. 88. I Love Texting People Who Reply Super Fast. It Makes Me Feel Like They Really Want To Talk To Me. 89. Bring Able To Respond With Sarcasm Within Seconds Of Stupid Question Is A Sign Of A Healthy Brain. 90. At Age Of 25, Others Want To Get Married And Have Kids But I Want My Parents In The Backseat Of My Audi 91. There Are Two Types Of People In The World. 1 . People Who Understand And Appreciate Sarcasm 2 . Idoits. 92. Askhole. A Person Who Constantly Asks For Your Advice, Yet Always Does The Opposite Of What You Told Them. 93. Need Money For College. Need College For A Job. Need A Job For Money. Who Was The Mastermind Behind This System ? 94. What’s The Point Of Education If You Still Throw Garbage On Street To Be Ultimately Picked By An Uneducated Person ? 95. If You Want To Change The World, Do It While You’re Single. Once You’re Married You Can’t Even Change The T.V Channel. 96. Not All Girls Are Made Of Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice. Some Girls Are Made Of Sarcasm, Wind And Everything Fine. 97. I’M Sorry, I Didn’t Realize That You’re And Expert On My Life And How I Should Live It ! Please Continue While I Takes Notes. 98. The Whole Purpose Of Sending A Text Is To Get A Reply Within Seconds Or Minutes Otherwise I Would Have Sent A Letter By F***In Mail. 99. My Future Wife Would Be Probably Texting Her Boyfriend About How They’re Gonna Stay Together. Haha, See You In A Couple Of Years, Sweetie. 100. Don’t worry about hurting my feelings, because I guarantee you not one bit of my self-esteem is tied up in your acceptance.

101. They say women speak 20,000 words a day. I have a daughter who gets that done by breakfast. 102. Excuse me, which level of hell is this? 103. When I’m feeling down and someone says “suck it up”, I get the urge to break their legs and say, “walk it off”. 104. You know that little voice inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have that. 105. You know what I like about people? Their dogs. 106. People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite. 107. Have you ever met someone and thought, “There goes the reason why contraceptives were invented?” 108. I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse. 109. Most people have “Ah ha” moments. I have “Oh for f..ck’s sake, f..ck this shit” moments. 110. I have to stop saying how stupid you can be. Some people are starting to take it as a challenge. 111. I think Dildo is a perfectly acceptable insult. I’d call you a d..ck but you’re not real enough. 112. If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me. 113. When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot Twist” and move on. 114. If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whose funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, “haven’t decided yet.” 115. Sweetie, leave the sarcasm and insults to the pros. You’re going to hurt yourself. Go play in traffic. 116. What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically, better. 117. Abracadabra! Nope. You’re still a b..ch. 118. Oh. I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? 119. When people see you laying down with your eyes closed, they still ask “Are you sleeping?” And I’m like, “No. I’m training to die.” 120. Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we’re going to get done today.

Sarcasm Quotes for Whatsapp

121. My alone time is sometimes for your safety. 122. Sometimes I wish I could get a refund on the time I have invested on people that weren’t worth it. 123. I wish more people were fluent in silence. 124. Deja Poo. The feeling that you’ve heard this crap before. 125. I’m a lady, but when I’m mad, I am an evil sadistic demon spawned b..ch from hell that will make you regret the day you were born. And when I’m happy, I like to bake cookies and shit. 126. I’m an odd combination of “really sweet” and “don’t mess with me.” 127. I am in one of those moods where I just want to throw a book at someone’s face and be like: I facebooked you. 128. Controlling my tongue is no problem. It’s my face that needs deliverance. 129. Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end 130. Hmmm, I’m going to file your opinions right here between “f..ck this” and “f..ck that”. 131. I’m not petty, I’m dead ass disrespectful and I will straight up disrespect you if you want to play that petty game. Your feelings will be hurt. 132. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or won’t text me back. 133. Some people are a human version of a migraine. 134. Grammar. The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit. 135. If only closed minds came with closed mouths. 136. People think I’m shy because I don’t get involved in their conversations. The truth is, I don’t give a f..ck what they’re talking about. 137. I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables but when I get home, I discover they’re just regular donuts. 138. It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone. 139. Congratulations! You’ve managed to make me feel like a worthless piece of shit again. Would you like an award for that? 140. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

141. Life is a soup and I’m a freaking fork. 142. Some people are just treasures that you just want to bury them. 143. Sweetie, I’m going to need you to put those few remaining brain cells together and work with me here, Okay? 144. In order to insult me, I must value your opinion. Nice try though. 145. I’ve got heels higher than your standards. 146. If you don’t like and still watch everything I do, b..tch you are a fan. 147. I may look calm but in my mind, I’ve killed you three times. 148. Oh sure, you’re smart. Sesame Street smart. 149. Don’t worry about what I’m doing. Worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing. 150. I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 151. Oh, my bad. I’m sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something. 152. If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question. 153. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. No one cares. 154. Oh, you hate me? Join the club! There are weekly meetings at the corner of F..ck You St. and Kiss My Ass Blvd. 155. I’m 97% sure you don’t like me but I’m 100% sure I don’t care. 156. Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your food in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time? 157. I don’t have a bad temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit. 158. Listen, I’m a nice person. So if I’m a b..ch to you, you need to ask yourself why. 159. Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived! 160. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

161. I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know I’m hilarious. 162. You are the result of 4 billion years of evolution. So act like it. 163. I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions. 164. I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me. 165. It’s nearly time for my Psychotic Break. 166. I know I don’t have to be sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with. I would hate to be wasteful. 167. Here’s a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip. 168. Only dead fish go with the flow. 169. Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass. 170. If I say “First of all”. Run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you. 171. In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 172. I am a nice person. Just don’t push the b..ch button. 173. The B..ch Slap. Keeping a..holes in line since 1836. 174. Warning. I’m bored. Things could get dangerous. 175. I am currently experiencing life at the speed of 15 wtf’s per hour. 176. Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments. 177. I’m confident my last words will be, “Are you fu…ng kidding me?” 178. I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f..ck. 179. We all have problems. Some of us just choose not to post them on Facebook. 180. In all honesty, things would’ve never worked between us. I’m a unicorn, you’re a donkey; I’m majestic, and you my love are just an ass.

181. It must be hard putting makeup on your two faces every day. 182. Nothing brings a group of a…holes together faster than something that’s none of their business. 183. Don’t be an a..hole to me, cause then I have to be an a..hole to you. And I’m way better at being an a..hole than you are. 184. My decision-making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. 185. Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. 186. I would like to confirm that I do not care. 187. Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. 188. Breaking someone’s trust is like crumpling up a perfect piece of paper. You can smooth it over but it’s never going to be the same again. 189. Please cancel my subscription to your issues. 190. Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works. 191. Patience. What you have when there are too many witnesses. 192. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience? Well, that comes from poor judgment. 193. I don’t know how to accept compliments. So thanks, suck a d..ck or whatever. 194. I need a cocktail. Hold the tail. 195. I’ve met some pricks in my time, but you my friend, are the f..cking cactus. 196. I don’t always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I’m probably at work. 197. Quick Tip: Mind your own motherf…ng goddamn business b..ch. 198. My loyalty cannot be bought. However, it can be rented. 199. I’m definitely a morning person but often choose to sleep straight through it. 200. Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart? Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

In every sarcastic remark we hear, there is always some truth behind it. It’s easier to express our feelings to other people by being sarcastic. It makes the person laugh a little and accept the advice you say without them feeling offended. But being sarcastic can be a little harsh as well. We find ourselves using sarcastic quotes or remarks usually when we deal with our friends and family members. We use it as a way of dealing with issues in relationships, in decision making, and in life in general. If you want to know why sarcasm has now become a meaningful way to express one’s feelings, you have to familiarize yourself with them.