#q drinks down a half-pint of pureed worms or something without blinking
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does anyone else find the idea of a 00q ‘i’m a celebrity’ au really fucking funny or is it just brainrot again
#00q#the voices in izzys brain and their bad fic ideas again#the rest of the mi6 characters bond villains and girls can be the other contestants#obvs they hate eachother at first but develop a deeply homoerotic bromance#big fan of either moneypenny or q winning but if q wins there can be a cute little moment where he expects bond to be upset#but instead he just yells out his excitement and spins q around and then dip-kisses him in the heat of the moment#which leads to a very interesting aftermath and internet meltdown obvs#the retired olympian turned entertainer bond struggling with his own insecurity about age (professional sportsmen retire relatively early)#versus young genius quizshow wunderkind (?) q hustling reality tv or like an arthouse cinema rising star who’s very snobby abt it (but cute)#silva who is one of the other contestants sabotages a treasure hunt or trial and blames it on q who’s super upset about it and apologetic#bam the bitch gets voted out instantly#i just think it has a lot of potential and also funnier when they’re not allowed to shoot each other#bond would bomb at the food trials tho#q drinks down a half-pint of pureed worms or something without blinking#and bond experiences the most concerning crush he’s ever had#romance or something idk i don’t get out a lot i have too much to do#izzys get off of tumblr the posts are a sign from god
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