#Tony jokes

[ksodirty]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

Recent one piece stuff

[andaniellight]

I used to obsess over this scene so much so of course I'd want this clip to be in my blog

[ir0npvrker]

morgan: *finds a stray cat*

morgan: can we keep it?

pepper: your dad is allergic

morgan:

morgan: dad can stay outside

[docdufresne]

I love Rvb season 7 and I love simmons and donut interactions

[august-parker]

Stupid headcanon based on myself

Peters phone dings and he asked Tony to read the text for him

Tony confused: "who is 'big balls man'???"

Peter casually: "oh that's Ned"

Tony: "what the- 'autistic weed dealer'?? Who tf-?"

Peter: "that's MJ"

Tony blinking confused: "istg if you named Romanoff 'mommy'-"

Peter: "no that's loki- Ms Romanoff is 'terrifier 3'"

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: "what the fuck are these names kid-?? WHO IS 'INTERGALACTIC CUMSOCK'!?"

Peter: "that's Thor"

Tony: "WHAT'S MY NAME??"

Peter: "just Mr stark with the chair emoji"

Tony:

Peter:

Tony offended: "that is so not fair-"

[thelunarsystemwrote]

No no, none of you get it. Tony is Peter's dad and it's canon because I said so. Ignore all other sources.

[quartzcloud]

The prophecy foretold their arrival. Now we await the astrology b!tch who has everyones birth charts memorized and the short king

[tonyloon]

Huxloween 2024 - Day 13 - Apocalypse -The true end of the world - Idea by @billiam-bonkarius & inspired by  @huxloween 's wonderful promptlist For all non-cat-owners: A hungry cat is as good as four apocalyptic horsemen

[marvelmaniac715]

If I ever write a musical, I want to make it super meta, with a song called 'We Wrote This For The Tonys', and it would be one of the first songs in the show, or near the end, wherever it fits, and it would recap the key plot events with impressive vocals and flashy dancing. The chorus would be pleading for the show to win a Tony award, and if the musical's asked to perform at the Tonys, that would be the song the cast would do. My current lyric ideas are:

We wrote this song for the Tonys

That's why it's quick and so upbeat

Now our leading lady will belt a high C

Because we really want that shiny trophy

Please let us win just one Tony

See, that ensemble guy just did a somersault

Our composer's in the audience, she's waving at a camera

She bought a dress on sale for this that won't be worn again

Let her hold a Tony, and then we'll all go home

Please let this free publicity sell tickets for our show

The prices are affordable, the proshot's on it's way

And theatre kids on TikTok think we're better than 'Santa Fe'

Just give us a shot then we'll leave you alone!

[peapodsinspace]

My. Masterpiece. Aka dumb bs I forgot to post

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& bonus usopps and choppa

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Mmmmmwah

[milesworld96]

Toxic doomed yaoi kiss vs Toxic doomed yuri kiss; who’s taking the win

[badghostwriter]

Tony: "Kid, where's my tequila?"

Peter: "Uh. I don't. I don't know, Mr Stark."

Tony: "…okay, I really didn't think I'd have to be the one to have this talk with you but I think you need to hear it. Look, kid, I've been where you are. You're trying to be cool, maybe getting mixed up in some things you know aren't right-"

Peter: "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED."

Tony: "Pete, there's no need to be embarrassed. God knows I'm not in a place to judge you but I want you to have a better life than I did, make good decisions as a teenager. Maybe. Maybe I should call May. She'd probably be better at this."

Peter: "Don’t call Aunt May! Look I didn't. I didn't drink your tequila, okay?"

Tony: "Oh really? You just took my tequila, didn't drink it and then what? Poured it on- oh my god, Peter tell me you didn't."

Peter: "It was a light stabbing! It works in the movies!"

Tony: "A light stabb- YOU GOT STABBED!?”

[august-parker]

*Peter laughing at the table with Natasha*

Tony: "what's funny?"

Peter still giggling: Avengers fanfiction! This stuff is crazy!

Tony with a weird look on his face: "ugh,i tend to avoid that stuff"

Natasha pointing to a fic on Peters phone: "oh hey, there's an Ironman one haha"

Peter immediately recognizing the username as his old one he had in middle school immediately throws the phone through a wall

Tony: "!?"

Natasha:

Peter: "there uh..there was a fly."

[spidey-official]

what are you so aggressively writing

my 500k enemies to friends to lovers no powers college au stony smut of course

[enbysiriusblack]

modern marauders would have the silliest social media usernames:

james potter- lilyevansbf

marlene mckinnon- lilyevansismywife

dorcasmeadowes- lilytheloml

remus lupin- lilyevanshusband

sirius black- lilyevansnoticeme

mary macdonald- futuremaryevans

peter pettigrew- lilyiloveyou

emmeline vance- lilyevansgf

lily evans- goingtokillmyfriends