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Till death do us part? Yea no you’re not getting out of this that easily

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you cant walk through people's yards anymore they have motion sensing lights and cameras and land mines

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genuinely how it feels trying not to be mean to people who leave stupid shit on my posts

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did you know you can buy hundreds of live crickets for incredibly cheap? they're meant for feeding pets but they have other uses too

are you trying to get me fired.

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Å in Lofoten. A place that feels like the very end of the world.

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I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

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Making an rvb OC with my friends ......

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Yes i know its 2025 yes i cried like three times listening to the new mumford and sons album that dropped tonight fuck you

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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

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can you talk to me like you talk to your cat

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my favourite tumblr phenomenon

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

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The word you are looking for is an ensemble cast. You like the ensemble cast. Not found family.

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can i call you back im doing something weird

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they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care