#Timothy fucking Drake

[jayroytruthrr]

The shit I have to do…

Before and after (that’s 38,640 fics)

[chamiryokuroi]

I have so many sounds perfect for them I am slowly making my way through them all.

Here have something silly! Steph crashing at Tim’s boat after a hard night of work, and Tim kind of forgot Bernard was also there 🤭

[mrmanbat]

What if Tim had a teacher who was so concerned for this kid bc Tim skips all the time and keeps showing up with bruises (from being Robin)?

Like Tim’s just trying to make sure Batman isn’t gonna off himself or anyone else- he doesn’t need Mr fucking Ross trying to get him to ‘talk about his home life’ after class.

And poor Mr Ross is just trying to make sure this kid isn’t abused and simultaneously trying his hardest to make sure Tim doesn’t get held back??

[cherrie-blue-s]

Fourth jason todd request done!

Very rushed, i hope you guys like it!

[hanihazeljade]

Migration

Red Robin was known to be a migratory bird. He spend the summer and the spring season in Gotham but once the temperature drop to 55 degrees, he was in San Francisco.

Gotham was naturally cold. It's chilled air will bite your skin no matter what time of the year it is, but it was more tolerable suring mid-spring to mid-autumn.

But during winter, it is when it bites the hardest. Timothy knows it from his experience. His simple oversized hoodies can't keep him cold if he was outside of his house. His Robin uniform was not that well cold resistant. His Red Robin uniform doesn't have enough insulation for heating.

So he migrates like a bird, travelling to one place when the trees began to lose it's leaves and come back when it starts blooming again.

No one knows why, but both cities are fine having him in almost Persephone way of visiting and protecting the city. Not even the batfam knows the exact reason why Tim was choosing to spend the colder seasons in California, but just deduce that he might really is fond of warmer climate, or wanted to spend equal time with his friends and grow his career as a new hero.

The citizens of San Francisco and Gotham are convinced that Red Robin is a part migratory bird that's why he needs to switch cities between colder seasons and warmer seasons.

But no.

Tim is just more susceptible to cold because of his lack of spleen. But he will never tell anyone about that because that is just nothing, why he would tell them when they didn't asked first right?

Janet's prime rule is don't talk unless you are spoken to. And maybe he is taking advantage of his mother's teaching so he wouldn't have to explain himself to those jerks.

After all, he is nothing but a placeholder, something that doesn't have any value, right?

[chaoswiththeprettyspine]

The winner of the poll was Timkon, and honestly I'm not really happy w it, but maybe I've just been staring at it for too long.

[timblrdrake]

do you guys ever cry a little watching your artificially aged partner who was essentially born a teenager do things for the first time that they should’ve been doing in the childhood they were robbed of

[megalithical]

tim, massively sleep deprived, has been running on no sleep and energy drinks for 5 straight days: hand me the people opener.

conner: ...

conner: pardon?

tim, annoyed: the people opener! just hand it to me!

conner, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

tim: how do you not know what a people opener is? it’s pointy- you know? with a handle?

conner: knife. it’s called a knife.

[my-turn-with-the-batdad]

My headcanon being; With Tim sent to France so many times he gets caught up in the chocolatine vs pain au chocolat debate.

Him and Bruce entering a café for a breakfast run and he looks at the pastry label at the counter in horror. What follows is a 30min argument in very very passionate French with the owner that results in several unfortunate casualties including a waiting line of costumers and spilled tip jar.

Tim: the chocolatine insurgents are a fucking minority and live in the southwestern regions like barbarians! people only tolerate their existence, one tiny fucking provocation away from ethnic cleansing!!!

Angry elderly baker: Aux armes citoyens!

Bruce: *Stares in a combination of horror and..pride? He didn't even know Tim could speak French. Let alone argue in it for half an hour. And with the looks of it he might he winning..?*

[actuallyredrobin]

alright. i can’t hold my silence any longer. i’m going to say it.

when Nightwing drives the batmobile he plays the glee cover of somebody that i used to know

every. damn. time.

[jayroytruthrr]

Me: We shouldn’t be so harsh on out of canon writers I think

Also me: He would not fucking say that.

[not-a-matopoeia]

do you think that when people in the batfam send pictures of Dick to each other or in a group chat that are like:

"haha look at this Dick pic guys"

and then people respond in kind like they are not, in-fact, looking at a photo of Dick Grayson, but like an actual dickpic and pretend to be all grossed out by it

[xpastelsweetsx]

Timothy Jackson Drake has rabies

[violent138]

Since Leslie isn't the Flash and has a real job too, the batkids are probably decently trained in first aid to help her and Alfred out.

Jason likely has the ugliest stitch technique ever, but gets the job done. Cass has an uncanny ability to set broken bones without any x-ray. Stephanie is a pro at finding something that can substitute for pain meds. Damian will knock anyone on their ass if they don't cooperate (so that they don't bleed out or aggravate injuries). Tim is pretty good at deciding if something requires immediate medical attention or if they can hack it until Leslie is free (man's read and re-read Grey's anatomy while recovering from splenectomy). Dick offers his sticks as splints and is great at impromptu bindings and bandages. Duke can foresee future complications and react accordingly. Babs remembers all the acronyms and can get anyone's breathing under control. Bruce is the best stand-in doctor they have (enough said).

[raybeam-littlebean]

A few minutes into reading the young justice '98 comics and—

[lialcross]

So many Tim Drake-centric fics and very rarely do I ever see Lonnie Machin (The original superhero named ANARKY) used as Moneyspider

Jason Todd this and Luigi Mangione that, what about Lonnie and Tim taking over the internet? Especially with the 'end' to the Unternet in Red Robin #21?

My hands are TWITCHING at the idea, frothing at the mouth, there's so much untapped current events-inspired bullshit you can pull with these two characters ALONE. Are you KIDDING ME?

I'm sitting here rocking back and forth in a wooden chair tapping my fingers together like a supervillain and yearning for someone more talented than I am to hop on my wavelength