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[actuallyredrobin]

im sorry you feel the need to project your unhappy family life onto others i hope you get the help you need

It seems obvious to me that Kryptonians abuse their intimate partners and coerce them into sexual acts. Even if they don't intend to, it's inevitable.

[actuallyredrobin]

it’s okay Lex, i’m sure if you keep pulling his pigtails he’ll realize you have a crush on him eventually </3

It seems obvious to me that Kryptonians abuse their intimate partners and coerce them into sexual acts. Even if they don't intend to, it's inevitable.

[actuallyredrobin]

because it’s awesome you’re just mad superman won’t kiss you

It seems obvious to me that Kryptonians abuse their intimate partners and coerce them into sexual acts. Even if they don't intend to, it's inevitable.

[actuallyredrobin]

and you know what he’s going to say? nothing. he’s too busy mewing.

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[actuallyredrobin]

womp womp enjoy conjunctivitis

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[actuallyredrobin]

sorry i CARE. i thought this was for a CASE OR SOMETHING

i’m never doing anything nice for you ever again. you know what? fuck you

farting in red hoods helmet until he gets pink eye for real day 1:

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[actuallyredrobin]

remember Dick and Jay gossiping? yeah this is the part 2 with the little birds now

they won't admit it's gossip tho, they'll say they're "gathering and sharing information"

[actuallyredrobin]

FUCK YOU I DID THIS METICULOUSLY

i dropped EVERYTHING

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[actuallyredrobin]

Hey replacement, translate this for me- yeah?

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- Redbirddeadbird

first of all, replacement? i thought we were over that..

second of all, i hate you so much i hate you so much i hate you so much

[actuallyredrobin]

you’re as subtle as a flashbang

[actuallyredrobin]

i mean, if we’re going to arrest people for doing something “the victims” have signed up for if we think it’s cruel, your barber should be next.

Why would you hate Astra? One she's half human. Two She was born here. wouldn't that make her native to this planet? She's not an alien.

She's a mutt.

And no, she's not native to this planet despite being born here. She's an invasive species.

[actuallyredrobin]

you’re more of a scourge on humanity than any kryptonian has ever proven to be

open your eyes, asshole.

Why would you hate Astra? One she's half human. Two She was born here. wouldn't that make her native to this planet? She's not an alien.

She's a mutt.

And no, she's not native to this planet despite being born here. She's an invasive species.

[actuallyredrobin]

thanks any time B)

it’s always “that was irresponsible red robin” and “don’t do that again without telling me first” and never “wow you looked really cool when you jumped off that building”

[actuallyredrobin]

i don’t have anything to add i just need nightwing to know he’s my favourite ever

#holesforheroes :)

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[actuallyredrobin]

reading ao3 on the batcomputer

[actuallyredrobin]

i think Tim is a fine young man and as your uncle he deserves more respect. but that’s just me.

i don’t see any problem with cosplay as long as they’re not acting on my behalf or genuinely impersonating me. i’m flattered.

Are you a homewrecker?

Many people have spotted you and Bernard kissing, but he’s dating Astra and Tim Drake, isn’t he?

i’m not! but i see where the confusion is

Tim Drake cosplays me specifically a lot, and he makes a pretty convincing RR- that’s who you’re seeing kiss Bernard :)

[actuallyredrobin]

and i care about you as well dear friend. who i am platonically friends with.

Hey handsome~

@totally-not-soupernova

hi beautiful :)

-who i have no romantic connection to, i say this purely platonically as gotham vigilante Red Robin who is aware of your relationship with civilian Tim Drake who i have no relation to