actuallyredrobin

[actuallyredrobin]

*decreases crime by 25% FOR YOU

Morning to Gotham, it's a great day

However, I'm tired, if anyone is going to do crime today, please do it during the hours of 8pm to 3am

That would be wonderful

Thanks!

[actuallyredrobin]

WHAT

Can I pay you 20$ to drop kick Red Robin?

Id do that for a cookie ngl but yes you can

[actuallyredrobin]

just appreciating one of my good friends :)

um SMASH

[actuallyredrobin]

calling it how i see it

um SMASH

[actuallyredrobin]

🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

um SMASH

[actuallyredrobin]

i’ll trade you :)

Went and got a “mystery hero figurine” and I joked with the lady about how I hoped to get Red Robin, but I was worried I’d get Superman.

Both.

Both of them were Superman.

IN A GOTHAM SUPERHERO STORE?!??!

[actuallyredrobin]

thought this tiktok was funny

[actuallyredrobin]

do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey

[actuallyredrobin]

hello, mister red robin, sir! is it alright if i take a picture with you to prove that i met you to my friends? ^_^

if not, that’s okay! no pressure.

of course completely random civilian id be happy to :)

[actuallyredrobin]

“Average household has 2.3 children” factoid actually just statistical error. Robins Georg, who lives in cave and adopts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[actuallyredrobin]

I'm sorry, you don't qualify as a Robin if you haven't read Warrior Cats. *crowd boos* I'm sorry! I don't make the rules!

[actuallyredrobin]

nah nah chat we needs answers cmon cmon we need ta know y lillys a two faced liar who said shed protect vicey but turns around n supports one of the most disliked people in crime alley n also... generally everywhere

gotta know why she turned out real horrid

whoever started the trend of sign language cursing jacyn behind his back when he walks past is based . got ta start cursing lilly too...

cursin ME? tha one who helps crime alley!?

huh. im boutta snap. hey whas tha monthly income o a villain. think i might fuckin JUMP ova tha line!!!

@shecarnionmyval worth it or nah? @actuallyredrobin how big o a threat ya think imma be with mah connections an shit??

[actuallyredrobin]

i really really recommend you don’t do that

not worth it- doesn’t pay well after all the hospital bills and lawyer fees and whatever

nah nah chat we needs answers cmon cmon we need ta know y lillys a two faced liar who said shed protect vicey but turns around n supports one of the most disliked people in crime alley n also... generally everywhere

gotta know why she turned out real horrid

whoever started the trend of sign language cursing jacyn behind his back when he walks past is based . got ta start cursing lilly too...

cursin ME? tha one who helps crime alley!?

huh. im boutta snap. hey whas tha monthly income o a villain. think i might fuckin JUMP ova tha line!!!

@shecarnionmyval worth it or nah? @actuallyredrobin how big o a threat ya think imma be with mah connections an shit??

[actuallyredrobin]

give your friends a big ol' smooch NOW

[actuallyredrobin]

i’ve definitely been worse

blood loss is a pretty bad name for it i mean i know exactly where the blood is im looking at it that’s the whole problem

[actuallyredrobin]

WE'RE SO BACK

[actuallyredrobin]

blood loss is a pretty bad name for it i mean i know exactly where the blood is im looking at it that’s the whole problem