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Qw'atma (Raven and Octopus)
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Map of The Band Trilogy by Nicholas Eames (map by Tim Paul).
#fantasy map#literature#the band trilogy#kings of the wyld#bloody rose#outlaw empire#nicholas eames#tim paul
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Man, TimKon has to have craziest in-laws. Imagine what headache the After marriage dinners get.
Duke: hey um… can you pass the salt *eyeing Lex Luthor*
Lex: *takes the salt but moves it away from Duke*
Selina: God why are you even in here?!
Lex: Because I am Conner’s BIOLOGICAL father unlike you, you stealing broad—
Lois: *tiredly sighs* Oh my God, here we go again…
Bruce: Blood relation means nothing, Lex.
Dick: to quote Maya Angelou: "Family isn’t always blood, it’s the people in your life who want you in theirs”
*Lex proceeds to stand up and points at the person at the end of the table*
Kate: now, this is gonna be interesting
Clark: Lex can you sit down?
Lex: for all my Intellect and prowess what I don’t understand is…WHY ARE THEY HERE!! *points at the Al Ghuls*
Talia: quit embarrassing yourself, Luthor. Timothy is my beloved’s son and brother to two of my sons—
Selina: *looks at Talia tiredly* would you please move on?
Talia: No! *slams the table* you are only his Girlfriend. While I am the Mother of his sons.
Selina: No sane mother trains her children to be weapons of war *pulls out her nails*
Talia: you haven’t seen this mother. *pulls out a sword*
Damian: Mothers, can you all stop? It’s embarrassing.
Minkhoa: as far as I’m concerned, I’m the spouse.
Bruce: Please I beg of you don’t do this Minkhoa
Jim whispers to Barbara: is it always like this?
Barbara whispers back: only during holidays
Jim: remind me not to attend during it
Stephanie: I could get why Talia is here but why is he here *sideeyes Ra’s Al Ghul* Didn’t you steal Tim’s spleen?
Ra’s: I am Talia’s father which makes me the detective’s father-in-law, by extension Timothy’s Grandfather.
*Alfred audibly cocks his shotgun under the table*
Jason: Crazy mental gymnastics there, geezer.
Ra’s: It is a shame that the detective’s choice to spend eternity is with that abomination…
Lex: you take that back, he’s genetically perfect! He’s half of my crush I meant rival and half of me! Me! you ancient terroris—
*a chorus of outrage erupts*
Jon: WOAH WOAH!
Dick: HEY!!
Luke: neglecting the part where Lex just admitted to—
*cuts short by Lucius Fox*
Lucius whispers: I strongly advise, you don’t add fuel to whatever this is, Luke.
Minkhoa: I mean he’s not wrong…
Tim leans on Conner: Welp, that checks my ‘racism at the table’ bingo card
Jean Paul: You are all sinners! I condemn this unholy matrimony! No man can marry a man much less born out of unnatural means!
Conner: There goes the homophobia one *checks the bingo card*
#Suprisingly the wedding was super peaceful#batfamily#batfam#superfamily#timkon#bruce wayne#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#dc comics#clark kent#lois lane#talia al ghul#ras al ghul#stephanie brown#lucius fox#luke fox#duke thomas#cassandra cain#jonathan kent#connor kent#jean paul valley#kate kane#selina kyle#lex luthor#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes
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First <- Part 19 <- Part 20 -> Part 21
Masterpost
#DC#DC Comics#Dick Grayson#Tim Drake#Damian Wayne#Cassandra Cain#Helena Bertinelli#Jason Todd#Jean Paul Valley#Bruce Wayne#Batman#Harvey Dent#Edward Nygma#Slade Wilson#Roy Harper#Donna Troy#Koriand'r#Harley Quinn#I did not make up the fact that most villains hate Dick the most lol#King shit. We stan an icon who laughs while somersaulting into Joker's face#And yeah it's pretty OOC but Jason deserved some kind of compensation for all the mocking I put him through lol
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*screaming at the top of my lungs* HEY YOU KNOW HOW IN TGWDLM PAUL USED TO BABYSIT ALICE? WELL YOU ALSO KNOW HOW IN BLACK FRIDAY PAUL ACCIDENTALLY CALLS TIM "PETE"?
DO YOU THINK PAUL EVER BABYSAT PETE FOR TED??? DO YOU?????? CAUSE I DO!
#tgwdlm#paul matthews#tim houston#alice woodward#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski#team starkid#starkid#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#paul tgwdlm#starkid black friday#black friday musical#the guy who didn't like musicals
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dc characters as text posts (pt3)
#dc#dc comics#billy batson#dc captain marvel#dc shazam#shazam#john constantine#dick grayson#nightwing#discowing#tim drake#red robin#azrael#jean paul valley#black lantern#black lantern corps#red hood#jason todd#wonder girl#wonder woman#lizzie prince#flash#dc flash#barry allen#black canary#dinah lance#green arrow#oliver queen#zatanna zatara#green lantern
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I wanna write so many things
#i need him#i want him#he’s so babygirl#lil timmy tim#timothee chamalet#timmy chalamet#timmy#timothée chalamet#dune 2024#dune part two#dune part one#dune 2021#dune part 2#dune movie#dune#dune 2#paul atredies x you#paul atredies smut#paul atredies x reader#paul atreides
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The sword said so…
#I’m just a dc meme page at this point#my art#Red Robin#tim drake#azrael#Batman#dc comics#batfamily#Robin#jean paul valley
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Hardcore (1979) // dir. Paul Schrader
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No Man’s Land era Bat Family by Ty Templeton.
#ty templeton#dc comics#dc heroes#batman#bruce wayne#azrael#jean paul valley#tim drake#Robin#cassandra cain#batgirl#helena bertinelli#Nightwing#dick grayson#huntress#gotham city#bat family#batman family
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my little investment bankers
#american psycho#patrick bateman#paul allen#tim bryce#tim price#patrick bateman x paul allen#there’s zero canon info to design meaningful CMs#paul’s CM is the freaking sun cuz he’s Paul Allen#he would win every cm competition#I know it seems like an excessive amount of unicorns#there will be more#throwing up in the tag
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Hesquiat Sea Serpent Dancer
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Map of Avarra from the The Dragon Lords series by John Hollis (map by Tim Paul).
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Robin: Now--any other questions before we crash the night?
Azrael: Yeah--how did you get in my apartment?
Robin: Your first lesson…lockpicking one-oh-one.
--Tim Drake with Jean-Paul Valley (Batman #488 – Costumes)
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16 HABITS TO MAKE YOU POOR IN HATCHETFEILD!!!!!
Base +additional reason
I’m sorry the base was too perfect I had to also it was really fun drawing all the hatchetfeild characters (also this was my first time properly drawing Ted to be posted I think??? Idk I’m not happy with it I’m sorry teddy boy I’ll do u better next time <\\3)
#hatchetfield#starkid#tgwdlm#black friday#nerdy prudes must die#wilbur cross#general macnamara#general john macnamara#hannah foster#tom houston#nibbly#nibblenephim#tinky#tnoy karaxis#stopwatch#killer track#ethan green#tim houston#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#richie lipschitz#wiggly starkid#wiggog y'wrath#wiggly
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I don’t think, as a fandom, we have utilitiesed the concept of immortal Alfred along side the Fawcett time bubble.
Now, I know for a fact that it canon Alfred is not immortal and has intact died, I also just don’t give a shit
I’m also fairly sure that time bubble fawcett has never been canon, and at the very least isn’t anymore, I still don’t care.
Just picture, Itty Bitty Billy Batson (orphan whos entire support system from when he was younger is just entirely gone) hears a familiar voice coming through Batman’s personal comms, and just kinda thinks,
Holy Shit that’s Uncle Al
Now he’s obviously very confused, last time he heard anything about his Uncle Al was approximately in like 1954, and he was around the same age as his parents who I imagine couldn’t be any younger than like 30. So how tf is he not brain dead and being fed through a tube by now? (I’m sure there are some very functional 90 year olds but like… what are the chances?)
I imagine that Billy would eventually figure out that Alfred works for the Wayne family in Gotham (I also imagine that he now vaguely know Batman’s identity but he’s also like 12 so why would he care?) and finds a way to get there as soon as possible.
I’m picturing just like, Tim or someone opening the door to this tiny little boy whos holding a box full of pictures and letters and is politely asking if he can ‘Speak with uncle-err, Mr Pennyworth?’
#billy batson#alfred pennyworth#I imagine in this au that C.C would’ve been drafted into WW2 and met Alfred there#Alfred was the kind of close family friend that you would call uncle#he also probably let Billy and Mary hold his pistol or smth#fawcett city#immortal Alfred Pennworth#fawcett time bubble#batfamily#batfam#shazam#captain marvel#Tim fully thought it was gonna be another him situation and nearly had a hear attack#some how finding out the family butler is immortal isn’t much better#dc#dc comics#fawcett comics#I also do imagine that immortal Alfred can shapeshift to change his age#I’ve been listening to ‘Uncle Albert’ by Paul McCartney and to me it’s so shazamily coded#uncle al
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