if I was part of the mcu (pt. 37)
Me: whomst has consumed my ice blood
Bucky, now concerned:
Sam, an intellectual: I havth drank thy ocean sauce
Bucky, even more concerned:
Me: why hasvthst thou partake of my snow juice
Sam: for I wast parched and my throat craved the liquid of 60% of the human body
Bucky: *fearfully dialing his therapist*
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I swear to god why is he like this lol. What happens next:
1. He stops the sprinkler.
2. He gets absolutely soaked by the stream of water.
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I would also look like this if I met ovi
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kansas miku… there’s not a whole lot as far as popular culture goes so she’s basically just wizard of oz miku also
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Reblog to Estrogenize Prev*
*Cis men are welcome to reblog this, but be aware that those labels may not last :3
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