#They’re going to hell

[simpfornegan]

i am once again thinking about stepbros jacemond au where religious nut alicent (affectionate) forces the whole family to attend sunday church service every sunday while unbeknownst to her, her secretly depraved second son always manages to talk her oldest stepson into letting him fuck him right before church every sunday.

like imagine alicent’s concern when her sweet and usually very devoted stepson jace can’t seem to sit still in the pews or pay attention during service but instead tries to avoid looking at all the crosses within their general vicinity. ( what she doesn’t know is that he thinks he’s gonna burst into flames for committing sodomy minutes prior to entering the church because aemond was quite literally just in his guts less than 20 minutes ago with his stupid cross necklace dangling right in jace’s face for the entirety of it.)

[003soy]

I already said this on twitter but they’re literally around the same height when Murasaki is sitting down and that’s so awful and disgusting and doesn’t appeal to me in any way and isn’t funny at all 👿👿👿👿👿

[cyarskj1899]

I hope everyone who was praying on her downfall rots in hell with gasoline drawls on!

The loudest and sincere FUCK everyone who didn’t believe her and mocked her and I put that emphasis on the word FUCK because I meant that and it’s ON EVERYTHING! FUCK Society, pick mes, nigcels, industry men, men in general , 50 Cent , Drake , Joe Budden, DJ Akademiks and lil duval , gossip bloggers spreading lies , lebron James Zach Campbell among others , Fully ! FUCK them WITH A SICK DICK!!!!!!!!!

I hope all those two years of dickriding , sucking , and dick familiarity was all worth it because y’all man’s is going to be a great girlfriend in prison and your dick munching is just gonna lead you down to hell

[70eeznutz]

NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT UNLESS YOU’RE MARRIED!!!

[bearenjoyers]

two nice polite young men who i’m sure would never break the law or harm anybody in any way.

[cyarskj1899]

Fuck them still!

[angelofdumpsterfires]

so my initial theory regarding how they’d handle the hell arc in tlovm was that they’d combine it with the quest for the dawnmartyr’s plate (bc they both involved a contract to kill a pit fiend and also hotis isn’t a thing in the show)

but upon the trailer i don’t think that’s the reason they go to hell

note the whitestoney design on the casket here, this is percy’s casket

NOTICE THE DISTINCT LACK OF PERCY IN ANY OF THE SHOTS SET IN HELL (especially since percy was such a lead in that arc with his deal with ipkesh and all)

I THINK THEY’RE ON A MISSION TO RESCUE PERCY’S SOUL FROM THE FLAMES OF HELL POST GLINTSHORE

(and the dawnmartyr’s plate is just a bonus here)

[monakisu]

light gets it from his mom… “it” as in “two-faced backstabbing snakery” ˘ᗜ˘🐍

(late) gift 3/3 for my secret santa @llawlieta !!! for ur prompt of yagami family Fucked Up goodness ( ͒•·̫|💚🍭🎀 hope u enjoy!! HAPPY HOLS! * ੈ✩‧₊˚* ੈ✩‧₊

[soaring-trash]

What happens if you leave?

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.

[rakiah]

SO 🙏 MUCH 🙏 FEELS 🙏 AND 🙏 YELLING 🙏

[drownyultrasoft]

fr. barty will take him as he is and look right through the flaws, treat them as if they’re not flaws. they’re just part of regulus and he’ll love him regardless

and barty might be a little mental, but regulus would love him all the same because he’s seen it all. hell, he probably even partakes in the madness

this, folks, is why bartylus is underrated. put some respect on them please and thank you

james “i can fix him” potter verses barty “i can accept him as he is” crouch jr.

[teleport-warning]

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 181

“Hey. Hey Tuck. Tucker. Tuck look. Look.” 

Tucker looked over the edge of the screen lazily, the half interested words on his tongue dying as he let out a wheeze of laughter. “Oh my Ancient Sands, dude, how did you manage that?” 

Danny had, for the last near year, been trying to mix shapeshifting, thank you Amorpho, with duplication. Something he’d apparently succeeded in today, if the massive fuck-you hydra standing before him was any indication. The very pleased looking, well did it count as a hydra if it had wings too? 

“You need to show Sam. Oh my Sands we need to show Val too. And Wes. You did it dude!” He floated up to look at Danny, who did a little twirl to show off. He shook his head, flecks of gold and sand falling from his hair as he laughed. 

“Do you think,” Danny lost it in laughter as several other heads echoed his words, from whichever the main him was. “Holy ancients that’s great- do, do you think we can make a dragon club? Hydras are totally dragons right? Do you think we could pull a Tiamat?” 

He landed on a head, taking a selfie to add to the groupchat labeled Preparations. “Dude, we should, but let me send this to the others first… But I am so down.” 

They can, in fact apparently, pull a Tiamat- with a little help from Princess Dora, practice in front of Frostbite in case something goes wrong, and some advice from Pandora on controlling extra limbs. Honestly, who is going to want to mess with Amity when there’s a giant dragon? And hey, maybe they can break the barrier now! 

The heads for those wondering who I was thinking of for each lol And perhaps what they might all get ((1) Kwan, Pressurized Water) ((2) Wes, Sonic Blast) ((3) Sam, Poison Gas) ((4) Star, Plasma) ((5) Danny, Ice Breath) ((6) Paulina, Acid) ((7) Tucker, Electricity) ((8) Valerie, Fire Breath) ((9) Dash, Pressurized Wind)

[cyarsk52-20]

you know I should thank those meatsuckers of his for gassing him up to the point that he thought he could get away with it but he ended up facing the consequences for his actions and he going to jail and getting sent back to where he came from and I say that in the most sarcastic manner, thank you Mr/little miss groupies!

He’s so narcissistic he thought he was going to get away with it

and he posted poorly aged tweets about how he thought he was going to get away with it

twice.

Well at least he was right about this being the last tweet in this one tho I’ll give him that

[kosalus]

when the world around us quiets,

and it’s just you and me

you can get the print here!